At night, after Lu Su finished washing, she lay on the bed and petted the cat out of boredom.
"Le Ye, do you think I will be happy with Xiaochuan in the future?"
"Meow!"
Won't!
"Really? Can we really be happy forever in the future?" Lu Su was a little surprised.
Meowle:???
"Bang~" The door was suddenly pushed open, and Liu Bang led a few strong men to rush in.
"Ting Pavilion Chief, what should we do if they are Yi Xiaochuan's companions?" the attendant next to him asked.
Liu Bang looked at Lu Su's pretty face and felt a little unbearable. He sighed: "Miss Lu Su, I'm sorry. For the sake of the lives of the brothers, you can leave in peace. The brothers will definitely remember your kindness!"
"Pull it outside and bury it somewhere!" Liu Bang then said cruelly.
Lu Su was very panicked, but still mustered up her courage: "Be brave, I am the second daughter of the Lu family in Pei County, so many people saw me here today. When the Lu family finds out about you, according to Qin law, all of them will be cut in half!"
"
"The Lu family in Pei County?" Liu Bang was stunned. He happened to be the chief of the Sishui Pavilion in Pei County. This time he was originally escorting the prisoners, but he let the prisoners escape. When he saw Yi Xiaochuan, he happened to take the blame on them.
"Who are you, Mr. Lu?" Liu Bang continued to ask.
"It's my father!" Lu Su quickly explained.
"Hahahaha!" Liu Bang was delighted: "Brothers, I, Liu Bang, am very happy today and I will treat you to a wedding banquet today!"
"Ting chief, what's so great about this?" the attendant asked curiously.
"Of course we are married!" Liu Bang said with a smile.
"Who are you getting married to?" The entourage was a little stupid.
"Of course it's our Miss Lu Su. Isn't it destiny today that we can save Miss Lu Su from the gangsters, and then Lu Su falls in love with me at first sight?" Liu Bang confessed to everyone.
Entourages:......
If not, he could be the director of the pavilion. Just now when he was drinking, he called him brother-in-law. Now if he wants to have sex with his wife, he will be a gangster.
Hearing this, Lu Su's face suddenly turned pale. He knew his father's character. If the overlord really forced him to attack him, and Liu Bang was still the chief of the pavilion, maybe his father would really recognize him.
Xiaochuan, come and save her!
"Meow~"
"Brother, is there another kitten?" the attendant asked.
"Kill it, I happened to catch a snake on the road and stew it together to give the brothers a meal!" Liu Bang said with a smile.
Meowle:???
Ten minutes later, Liu Bang and several of his younger brothers were lying on the ground with bruises and swollen faces, crying bitterly.
"Grandpa Cat, stop fighting, stop fighting, I was wrong!"
"Cat Ancestor, we were wrong!"
...
Lu Su's eyes widened in surprise. No wonder Cui Wenzi said that Le Ye was born divine. This was so powerful. Just now she could almost only see countless afterimages of cats beating people.
Several strong men were unable to fight back.
Lu Su then thought of something, stepped forward, stepped on Liu Bang's hand, and glared: "Tell me, where have you done Yi Xiaochuan!"
"Ah! I don't know!" Naturally Liu Bang couldn't say anything at this time. If the incident happened, they would all die according to Qin law.
"Say it!" Lu Su became anxious and kicked Liu Bang in the face.
"Auntie, we really don't know! The official who just handed them over to hand over them has already gone far!" Liu Bang screamed and continued.
"I don't believe it!" After saying that, Lu Su kept kicking Liu Bang in the face, but the strength was too weak. Although Liu Bang screamed loudly, it was more of an act.
"Okay, I said, I said, they should have been taken to Xianyang to be official slaves!" Liu Bang quickly apologized. The heat has arrived, and the grandpa cat next to him is getting stronger and stronger. If he doesn't say anything, they may not see tomorrow.
sun.
"Xianyang?" Upon hearing this, Lu Su quickly took the package and called to Le Ye: "Let's chase him quickly."
"Meow~" Miao Le followed and stepped on Liu Bang.
"Card!"
"Ah, it's broken, it's broken!" Liu Bang really cried this time. Where did this cat come from? It's too cruel!
After a while, it was estimated that one person and one cat were gone, so Liu Bang and others helped each other up.
"Ting chief, are you okay?" the attendant asked sincerely.
Liu Bang glanced at him and slapped him casually.
"Bah!" The voice was crisp and clear.
"Who the hell told you to say you want to eat cats!"
The attendant feels a little aggrieved. Didn't you let me eat it?
"Tingzhang, why didn't you say that Yi Xiaochuan was sent to build the Great Wall?" asked another attendant.
Liu Bang sneered: "Yi Xiaochuan is eloquent, resourceful, and extremely capable. If he gets to Xianyang, he might catch up with that dignitary and fly to the sky, and you and I will be dead by then."
"That high-ranking official is different. He is just an honest and humble ordinary person. If such a person goes to Xianyang to work as an official slave, he may not be able to survive for three months. By then, won't you and I be able to sit back and relax?"
"Ting Pavilion Chief, what if the woman just caught up with her and found out she wasn't Yi Xiaochuan?" The attendant was a little worried.
Liu Bang was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "Tell my brother to pack up his things and run away! When we get back to Surabaya Pavilion, there are officials around, I'm sorry that little girl doesn't dare to bully me!"
"promise!"
...
On the official road to Xianyang, Lu Su drove his carriage anxiously to catch up. He asked one person after another but got no news at all, and his mood became increasingly depressed.
"Hello, have you met Yi Xiaochuan?" Lu Su asked mechanically and without emotion when seeing someone.
"Girl, you can't find someone like this. If you are willing, you can go to my house and I will ask a painter to draw a portrait of your friend and then send someone to look for him." A young man in white and brocade robes said.
Lu Su raised his head, and the man in front of him gave him a gentle and elegant feeling at first glance: "Who are you?"
"You can call me Fusu."
"Thank you, thank you so much!" Lu Su thanked her quickly. As long as she could remember, she had never been in contact with outsiders, so she believed what everyone said.
"Girl, what's your name? It's too dangerous for you to be out alone. Where is your family?" Fusu was a little surprised.
"My name is Lu Su. I came out with my husband, but he was deceived. It was Le Ye who protected me all the way!" Lu Su explained.
"Le Ye?" Fusu was a little confused. There was no one in the car.
"Oh, Master Le is a cat!" Lu Su turned to look at the car: "Hey, where is my cat?"
Fusu:......
Capital of the Qin Dynasty, Xianyang, outside the city, logistics grain and grass transfer center.
Gao Yao walked in front carrying a bag of grain easily, with a helpless expression on his face. Why did he get drunk and fall asleep and become an official slave again? That Liu Bang turned out to be a two-faced villain! He must have taken the blame on himself.
The next time we meet, he will be crushed to pieces!
At first he wanted to explain to the armored supervisors, but he quickly stopped when he saw a man who had also been framed was beaten and vomited blood.
Fortunately, he is strong now, and the task of resisting grain is a piece of cake for him. He is even regarded as a model by the supervisor. He can also speed up the meat for every meal, making other official slaves envious.
What worries him now is why Le Ye is missing. Without him cooking, will Le Ye not be able to eat well?
As for Le Ye's safety, he isn't too worried about it. He is such a small animal and has more strength than himself. He can probably live happily wherever he goes.
Miao Le was standing at the top of the warehouse at this time, doubting Miao's life.
Logically speaking, as one's own shit shoveling officer, with the bonus of lucky aura and wisdom halo, it is impossible to be like this? Is it true that this generation of shit shoveling officials can be so shameless? Or are they too honest?
No, it's a blessing in disguise. Maybe there will be another explanation for the series of things that the shit shovel encounters now, and maybe there will be extraordinary opportunities!
He decided to take a look before talking! Anyway, if Mao Sheng is a long and boring person, if he keeps practicing, wouldn't it mean that there is nothing to write in his autobiography?
He remembered that his ancestors had an immortal cat who stayed in the ordinary world for ten thousand years. His autobiography was so boring that he drank from food, drink, shit, and sleep. He was speechless while reading it.
In the evening, because of his outstanding performance, Gao Yao was given two wheat flour pancakes, but they were not fermented and were so hard that they could hit someone. They also had a small pot of wine and a piece of boiled meat.
A man ran to the corner and collapsed on the ground. Gao Yao looked at the moon in the sky and sighed.
The fourth month of missing Gao Lan, the fifth day of missing Le Ye.
"Meow~" Hearing the familiar cry, Gao Yao's eyes lit up, he quickly looked around, his shoulders sank, and Le Ye appeared on his shoulders.
There was also a piece of freshly baked roast duck hanging in his mouth, which was fragrant.
It has to be said that China has been leading the world in research on eating for thousands of years, and the Qin Dynasty in 2000 has already developed unique features in barbecue.
The duck is plucked, marinated with salt and sauce, and grilled with fruit wood. The taste is outstanding.
When Gao Yao had the roast duck, he put the pancakes into his arms. Each person and the cat ate the pancakes deliciously. As he ate, Gao Yao began to shed tears.
"Le Ye, you are the first person to be so kind to me since I was a child. I have been like this, and you still stick with me and even bring me roast duck to eat! I will definitely make a difference in the future. In the future I... I will find 100
A maid will serve you." Gao Yao was very moved at this time.
"Meow~"
Get on the road.
From that day on, Gao Yao just settled down to work. Anyway, with Brother Le accompanying him, he was not lonely. He was even sometimes surprised to find that even if Brother Le was squatting on his shoulder, others seemed unable to see it.
After asking Brother Le, I found out that as long as he achieves great success in Xuan Gong, he can do the same.
He becomes more motivated when he practices every night. Will he be afraid of these officers and soldiers when he can become invisible? Wouldn't it be wonderful to live directly in the homes of those dignitaries and eat and drink? Then he might even be able to watch the princesses take a bath in the open!
A few days later, while they were working, the leader of the supervisory army suddenly came over and said to them.
"Which one of you is a cook? Your chance to rise to the top has come. The palace needs a cook now. If you serve the nobles well, all the gold and silver will be yours!" the supervisor seduced.
Gao Yao was very excited when he heard this. With all due respect to him, no one in the whole Daqin could beat him in terms of cooking skills! He could cook all kinds of cuisines, whatever others thought of or could not imagine.
"I, I, I am a professional cook!" Gao Yao quickly came out and introduced himself.
The supervisor glanced at him: "Oh, are you sure you want to join the palace as a cook?"
"Yeah!" Gao Yao nodded heavily.
"Okay then, arrest him and cuff him!" the supervisor ordered directly.
"Hey, aren't you a cook?" Gao Yao was a little confused.
"What nonsense are you talking about? You'll know when we get there!" Supervisor laughed.
Three days later, Gao Yao was dumbfounded when he saw a eunuch pointing a sharp blade at him.
"Le Ye, save me!"
"Meow~" Everyone present immediately became motionless.
Gao Yao quickly called for help: "Master Le, please help me, I don't want to be a eunuch! I have never seen a woman except when I helped my sister bathe when I was a child. Please help me!"
Miaole:......
This year's shit shoveling officer is too good, and it's hard to lead him. He almost got castrated when he came back from playing for a few days. If he comes back from playing for a few more days, would he be a father-in-law by now?
After thinking about it, Miao Le shouted: "Meow!"
"Do you want to be famous? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to have endless delicious food? Do you want to have endless women?"
Gao Yao nodded honestly: "Yes! But I don't want to be a eunuch!"
"Meow meow~"
Why don't we make fake eunuchs and wait for me to perform a small operation on you, seal it first, and sneak into the palace to enjoy the blessings. Later, when you have a breakthrough in cultivation and can freely control your Adam's apple, beard and voice, you can just grow it back.
Gao Yao was lost in thought, what about this technique? To be honest, he was really excited!
After hesitating for three seconds, he decided to believe Brother Le: "Okay!"
"Meow~" After a meow, he saw the people in the room moving again.
"Hey, you just scream, no matter how loud you scream, no one will come to help you!" The sword-wielding eunuch said with a sinister smile. He most likes to make others look like him.
"Ah! No!" Gao Yao was confused. Didn't Le Ye say a minor surgery? Why was it really a cut?
Three days later, Gao Yao checked with Miao Le again and again in the room: "Master Le, you really didn't lie to me. Is that all a cover-up?"
"Meow~"
Gao Yao put his hand into his clothes and suddenly cried with sadness on his face: "Then why can't I touch it?"
"Meow!"
"Is your deception too real? I don't even feel it myself?" Gao Yao didn't believe it.
"Meow~"
Only in this way can you deceive your body, your Adam's apple will gradually disappear, and your beard will not grow.
Gao Yao burst into tears and occasionally glanced between Miao Le's legs, crying: "Master Le, we will be the same from now on! Wow, wow, wow!"
Miao Le:???
I'm afraid I won't be able to get this shit shoveling officer!
Gao Yao felt a chill all over his body. He raised his head and met Le Ye's eyes. He felt that the blue gem eyes that were originally as warm as the sun were as cold as the twelfth lunar month in winter.
Thinking of what he said just now, Gao Yao suddenly felt that he had said the wrong thing, and a drop of cold sweat flowed down his face. If he offended Le Ye, his return to action would not be far away, right?
But I am stupid, how should I deal with the current situation?
"Le, Master Le, I was wrong, you are actually quite big!" Gao Yao stammered in explanation.
Miao Le:???
"Meow~"
If I don’t beat the shit out of you today, you’ll be considered clean!
"Ah, Mr. Le, I was wrong! I never dare to do it again!"
Touch, the door is pushed open.
"What's it called? Are there any rules? I've been resting for three days, why don't you go..." A young eunuch walked in. When he saw Gao Yao standing up a head taller than him, he paused.
, the tone suddenly became much softer.
"Work."
Gao Yao was immediately excited, and it was finally time to show off his talent.
