One person and one cat looked at each other, glaring, and no one gave up. This situation has been going on for a long time.
In the end, Ying Zheng was inferior as a human being and was defeated, blinking his red eyes.
The cat clan is victorious!
"What is your origin?" Ying Zheng asked.
"Meow~"
"What's the purpose of coming to Daqin?" Ying Zheng continued to ask.
"Meow~"
Ying Zheng:......
In the end, he couldn't help but stretched out his hand and wanted to touch the kitten. This was the first time he saw such a cute little animal, and then he was blocked by a small cat paw.
The little yellow cat glared: "Meow~"
Who can touch me if I want to?
Ying Zheng paused and looked at the uneaten ginseng whiskers at the corner of the little yellow cat's mouth. After thinking about it, he turned on the switch under the bed and brought out a large box. There were many rare medicinal materials in it, and even a crystal flower.
of snowdrops.
this......
Seeing these things, Miao Le opened his eyes wide.
The Tmall people will never be slaves unless they have food and shelter!
So what if there is a poop scooper? No one stipulates that there can only be one poop scooper. As a cat person, it is normal for him to raise more fish in the pond, right?
He is not a playboy, but his heart is broken into many pieces, and each piece is sincere to every shit shovel!
"What, do you like it? You can eat whatever you want from me!" Ying Zheng promised.
In this way, the little guy who is a little bigger than his hand can eat as much as he wants. The Qin Dynasty conquered six countries and became rich all over the world. There is not much else but a lot of food.
Upon hearing this, Miao Le suddenly jumped into the box and started to move.
Bah! Bah.
Ying Zheng was overjoyed. He slowly stretched out his hand and touched the small body. Unexpectedly, the moment he touched it, his soul seemed to be pulled out and thrown high into the sky, overlooking the heaven and earth.
A mountain, a river, a city, all the trajectories of a person flow in his heart.
Two thousand years passed in the blink of an eye, and he seemed to have stopped on the bank of the long river of time, seeing everything and experiencing everything.
Opening his eyes again, Ying Zheng's eyes were much deeper and brighter, and everything in the sky and on the earth seemed to be reflected in the child's eyes.
"Xuanzhao:"
"From now on, this cat is our national treasure of Daqin. Seeing it is as if I were here in person, and no one will be in trouble!"
"No!" The steward at the door suppressed the shock in his heart and agreed, even though this order was very unreasonable.
However, the First Emperor unified the six kingdoms and monopolized the power. His civil and military achievements were all convincing, and no one dared to disobey his orders.
This may mean that the constitution of heaven is spoken and the law is followed.
After giving the instructions, Qin Shi Huang sat in his seat and thought silently.
My recent strategy seems to be a bit too hasty. If I am still alive, all problems will disappear. But if I die suddenly, all problems will explode.
Governing a big country is like cooking a small dish. You must not rush it!
What to do now?
First: Kill all those warlocks, pharmacists, etc., and burn the relevant classics.
Second: take care of your body. That high-quality diet seems to have a unique effect and can actually prolong your life. You also need to learn that kind of physical exercise.
Third: Two sons, Hu Hai and Fu Su, one is capable but not ambitious, the other is ambitious but not capable, which really gives him a headache.
Fourth: Liu Bang, this man must die!
...
By the time Ying Zheng was thinking about Great Qin's plan in a short period of time, the sky was already dark. When he looked up, he saw that the little yellow cat had disappeared.
He didn't take it seriously. With the cat's speed and strength, there was no way to trap him. It was better to give him freedom and food.
Wait, Ying Zheng looked at the empty box on the table and was stunned.
Our Great Qin has gone through six generations and hundreds of years of hard work, and what about those rare medicinal materials that we finally accumulated?
Looking up and looking at the empty world outside, Ying Zheng suddenly felt that maybe there was something wrong with his promise.
...
Guanglu Temple, dining room.
"Hey, what happened just now? Why are all the Imperial Guards at Your Majesty's side?"
"I don't know? But did you feel heavy in your heart just now?"
"You're not a woman, why do you feel this way? Wait, I suddenly have a bold idea!"
In the room, Gao Yao, who was busy handling the dishes, suddenly felt empty in his heart, as if he had lost something precious. He didn't even notice that his strength suddenly increased a lot.
Then he shook his head, what else could he lose now? Could it be that Mr. Le ran away with someone? This is impossible!
"Meow~" Le Ye appeared on his shoulder, his fluffy tail rubbing against his ear.
Gao Yao suddenly became happy. Sure enough, Le Ye would never leave him. He would have to think of some good dishes and how to climb up the ladder. When the time comes, he would buy hundreds of maids from him, and he would definitely let Le Ye eat and drink well.
So fun!
"Master Le, come and have a taste!" Gao Yao greeted enthusiastically.
"Meow~" Miao Le ate happily, and even licked the shovel's spoon with his tender little tongue. This was a reward for his loyal ministers.
Of course, there is also some compensation for feeling guilty.
"Your Majesty has a decree:"
Upon hearing this, Gao Yao quickly went out, knelt down, and received the order from the other servants.
"The emperor is destined to be transported by heaven, and the edict says:
Today, the auspicious beast Tmall descends on Da Qin and is named the national beast of Da Qin. Wherever it goes, it will feel like I am here in person...
Announce it to the world, and the envoys will hear about it."
Hearing this, Gao Yao immediately raised his head, his eyes widened.
this......
"Come, everyone, take a look. This is the portrait of that auspicious beast. Everyone remembers it. If you see it in the future, you will give him whatever he wants!" The black-robed manager who delivered the order took out a portrait.
Gao Yao rushed over and almost burst into tears when he saw the portrait.
Myself, my home was robbed?
Ignoring the strange looks in the boys' eyes, Gao Yao returned to the dining room with his head downcast and his heart seemed to be bleeding.
Le Ye, he will never be alone again.
I feel uncomfortable and want to cry!
"Bah, bah." Seeing that Le Ye was still eating sweetly, Gao Yao didn't dare to ask, so he could only watch helplessly, hoping that he could give an explanation.
Even if it is a consolation.
After eating, Miao Le lay comfortably on his back on the table. There were two poop scoopers, one who knew how to cook and take care of the cat, and the other who was powerful.
This day, Bashi.
Noticing the expression on the No. 1 shoveler's face, Miao Le knew as soon as he rolled his eyes that he had found out what he really wanted, and quickly comforted him: "Meow!"
Don't worry, Ying Zheng and I are just ordinary friends. We were all just playing along for the occasion. You are my favorite shit shoveler!
Hearing this, Gao Yao's mood instantly improved. It turned out that he was more important than His Majesty the First Emperor.
After comforting himself for a while, Gao Yao suddenly became full of fighting spirit. He must practice harder and cook harder in the future, and by the way, he has to climb up!
Ying Zheng? Huh, he is a high-ranking person and will never be weaker than anyone else in his life!
...
In Peixian County, there was an endless stream of people coming to the county magistrate's banquet.
Although the county magistrate is small, he is known as the Marquis of Baili. Almost all matters in the county are managed by the county magistrate. Because of the inconvenient transportation, many people in the county may have never left the county from birth to death.
It can be said that the county magistrate is the king here.
When you come to a wedding banquet, you should naturally follow the etiquette.
Today's banquet is hosted by Xiao He, the county government secretary, who is responsible for coordinating the reception. There is a new rule: Anyone whose gift money is less than one thousand yuan must sit down in the hall.
Why was this provision made? Mainly because the new county magistrate wanted to see the attitude of the people who came here.
He doesn't like money and doesn't care about this little money.
Lu Gong is sitting peacefully in the hall. It is said that this man is a descendant of Lu Shang (Jiang Ziya), the ancestor of Qi State. He has a good relationship with the county magistrate. In order to avoid the entanglement of his enemies, he moved his family to Peixian County.
As we all know, he also has a very powerful method, he is good at fortune telling, and he often declares to people that his daughter Lu Pheasant has the appearance of a wealthy person.
During the banquet held this time, the county magistrate actually gave him an explanation and wanted his son to meet Lu Fei to see if there was any chance.
Lu Gong was noncommittal. His daughter would only marry a prince, and he looked down upon a small county magistrate. Of course, given the relationship between the two of them, they would definitely not refuse openly. When the time comes, he would just listen to his daughter's wishes.
"Liu Bang, bring 10,000 gifts to congratulate you!" A sudden shout from outside stunned everyone inside.
This is too ridiculous! Today’s gift of 10,000 yuan, how much should they, the rich people in the county, give? And how could Liu Bang, a small pavilion chief, get so much money?
When Lu Gong heard this, he was thoughtful. As far as he knew, Liu Bang had a cheerful personality, liked to make friends, and was informal. As long as this kind of person is not too bad, he will definitely rise to the top if he meets the opportunity.
He got up and went out. When he saw Liu Bang's face, Lu Gong was suddenly shocked.
He just felt that this person's popularity was extraordinary and not like ordinary people. But when he saw Liu Bang take two steps, Lu Gong frowned high.
How could a person with this kind of appearance be a bad guy?
From ancient times to the present, those who can hold a high position must have the appearance and conduct to convince everyone. Especially in troubled times, how can those heroes be convinced by the same side?
"Lv Gong, I, Liu Bang, have something to ask of you!" Liu Bang's eyes lit up when he saw Lv Gong, and he came forward to pay his respects.
"Hey, if Liu Tingzhang has any orders, just tell him. Why is this so important?" Lu Gong was very polite. After all, although the pavilion chief may be said to have a low position, he is in charge of the judicial affairs of the county and has considerable real power.
"I'm not afraid of Lu Gong's jokes. I'm here to propose marriage. I hope Lu Gong can ask Miss Lu Pheasant to marry me as my wife!" Liu Bang said shamelessly. He had long heard that Lu Pheasant was a prosperous woman, and as long as he married her, he would definitely marry her.
A meteoric rise.
Of course, a person like him was not polite. At this time, in public, he bet whether Mr. Lu dared to refuse in public and offend a pavilion chief.
It's just a businessman, just a fattened pig. It depends on when they are hungry and then slaughtered and eaten.
Lu Gong was silent. When he first saw her, he wanted to marry his daughter off. But after getting together for a while, a closer look made him tremble with fear.
This rich and noble man has an extra horizontal line on his face. Although I don’t know why, it is the appearance of a violent death!
"I'm sorry, Chief Liu Ting. My daughter has been favored since she was a child. I have to go back and ask her what she means about her engagement!" Lu Gong declined politely.
Liu Bang laughed: "Thank you very much for your love, Mr. Lu. I will ask Mr. Lu to arrange a meeting tomorrow. If Miss Lu Pheasant is interested, Mr. Lu will not object, right?"
After speaking, Liu Bang gave Mr. Lu a meaningful look.
Lu Gong's heart sank, he is a scoundrel!
"Boom, boom, boom!" Suddenly hundreds of soldiers rushed in, bows and crossbows cocked, and pointed at everyone present.
The guests were dumbfounded, but they didn't dare to move. Who knew whether moving would cause them to misunderstand.
A black-armored general came out from among the soldiers: "Who is Liu Bang here?"
Immediately everyone looked at Liu Bang, who was in the limelight just now.
Liu Bang secretly complained. Although he had good martial arts, there were too many people coming, right? Even if he catches a tiger, he doesn't need so many soldiers, right?
Looking at the evil aura on these soldiers, he had no doubt that these people were elites, let alone that he would instantly become a hedgehog if he resisted.
"I am!" Liu Bang smiled bitterly and admitted that he was disappointed. The key point is that he doesn't even know what big shot he has offended.
It can’t be that honest person who wants to be high-ranking, right? Even a god can’t climb that fast!
Although Lu Gong looked serious, he was secretly amused. Fortunately, he had mastered the art of fortune-telling. Otherwise, if he had agreed just now, he might have been caught by these soldiers.
"Who is Lu Gong?" the soldier continued to ask.
Lu Gong:......
He seemed to be happy too early.
...
Gaofu, night.
"Uncle, this dish is so difficult!" Lu Su was a little depressed, her pink lips slightly pursed.
After getting along with each other these days, Lu Su found happiness again. It turned out that cooking was so interesting, and she would even act coquettishly with men other than Ogawa.
Time will always smooth everything out.
Of course, she didn't realize anything. In her heart, she thought that she would have nothing to do with Gao Yao. Besides, Gao Yao was an eunuch, so what could she have?
Although she didn't know what eunuch meant, no one told her.
Gao Yao smiled: "This is simple, look, you should be like this!"
"Stuck!" The wooden spatula was crushed by him.
this...
Lu Su's eyes widened and she covered her mouth with her little hands. This strength was so strong!
Gao Yao scratched his head. He didn't know what was going on recently, and he didn't eat anything. He just felt that his strength was getting stronger and stronger, even to the point where he couldn't control it sometimes.
He quickly calmed down and began to operate the kitchen utensils carefully.
Lu Su blinked at the side and looked at her brother-in-law's profile. He was resolute and strong. The key was that he was so white and tender. His skin was better than that of a girl like her. It was so beautiful!
No, Lu Su, Lu Su, what are you thinking about? He is your brother-in-law!
"How is it, do you understand?" Gao Yao asked with a smile, his voice was steady and strong.
Lu Su's ears suddenly turned red: "Little, uncle, I didn't understand!"
"Haha, you!" Gao Yao smiled and continued to explain. I don't know when, but he was as patient as he was to his younger sister.
Recently, he no longer has to be on duty every night. One reason is that Ying Zheng has encountered something depressing and has a bad appetite. The other reason is that it is not a problem for him to be on duty all day long.
So now he prepares the snacks, soups, etc. that he will eat in the evening, and asks his confidant Xiao Linzi to take care of them and keep them warm. If your Majesty is hungry, you can just present them to them.
This way, he would have time to come back and rest at night.
"ah!"
"Be careful, don't get burned!"
The atmosphere in the kitchen is harmonious.
At this time, Yi Xiaochuan was sitting in the room, drunk as hell, staring blankly in the direction of Xianyang Palace.
"Yu Shu, in two years, the Qin Dynasty will fall, and I will save you!"
