Take a walk after dinner and live to be ninety-nine!
As a programmer with the highest level of health care, after eating the food for two people and enjoying the caress of the shit shovel for half an hour, Miao Le started to exercise.
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Tmall-Exercise, start.
According to Miao Le's understanding, under normal circumstances, only the divine beasts of heaven and earth have inherited memories. It seems that his ancestors are not bad at all, they are much better!
There are a total of 108 postures in this exercise chapter, and each posture is very different.
What surprised him was that it would have taken him several months to master it.
But now, it seems that his body has its own memory. When one posture is used up, the next posture can be used naturally.
It seems that this body is really gifted, and the future partners will be blessed...
Woo, meow~
It hurts a little! No, just bear with it and don’t force yourself. How can I find a beautiful girl to bathe him and wash his clothes in the future?
Miao Le continued to practice while giving himself psychological hints.
On the side, Tian Yangsi, who was on duty tonight, listened to the strange noises, looked at the way his baby was playing, and scratched his head in confusion.
Young cats just have fun.
The next day, after smelling a fragrance, Miao Lemi opened her eyes and walked slowly in the direction of the fragrance. When she saw the shit shovel officer, she jumped over a height of more than one meter and landed lightly on the ground.
On Tianyangsi's shoulder, he rubbed his little head against Tianyangsi's wheat-colored neck: Meow~.
After the killing, the killer whose heart was as cold as ice melted instantly. Tian Yangsi quickly wiped his hands and then fed him carefully.
Humans conquer the world through weapons, and cats conquer humans through cuteness!
Seeing the young kitten's sudden vigorous movements, Tian Yangsheng paused for a moment, thought for a while, then ignored it and continued to eat breakfast slowly.
After breakfast, four people and one cat drove the ownerless car they picked up and continued to move forward in the jungle.
Having just completed a mission, the team had to replenish supplies, rest for a few days, adjust their mood, and then continue to take on the next mission on the dark web.
I don't know where, the road was so bad that it challenged Miao Le's cognition. After a few hours of driving, he felt that his young body was about to fall apart.
Not to mention exercise, if it weren't for the tight hold of the shit shoveling officer, I almost flew out several times.
It’s better to be a flower gardener! Woohoo, I hope to be a Chinese giant panda in the next life!
Ten hours later, we finally arrived at the so-called city, although in Miao Le's opinion it was worse than the rural town where the flower grower lived.
Seeing Tian Yangsi and his entourage approaching in full gear, the pedestrians on the street had no special reaction, and many even came up to sell weapons and food.
Noticing that some of the pedestrians around him, including children, were armed, Miao Le hid deeply in Tianyangsi's arms very calmly.
After all, in troubled times, beauty is a mistake, and he cannot cause trouble because of himself.
After a while, several people found a guide, and under his leadership, they arrived at the most luxurious hotel in this unknown city: "The Hotel whose name I don't recognize".
Anyone who can open such a hotel must be the strongest force in the area.
The gangsters were finally able to relax for a while, took a shower, played cards, left one person on duty, and went back to their rooms to rest one by one.
As the only girl among the group, Tianyangsi also had a kitten to take care of, so it was natural that she was left on duty.
Those who are on duty first can have a good rest later.
Then, one person and one cat sneaked to a hidden place on the roof of the hotel, carrying two bottles of mineral water, several bags of compressed biscuits, chocolate, dried fish, and binoculars, and began to observe the surroundings.
In a small and remote country, the brothers and sisters had no enemies other than Hong Kong Island, so they came out to monitor purely out of a sense of security.
Be afraid of surprises in everything.
The scavenger was observing the surroundings attentively, while Miao Le ate small dried fish for a while and then began to lick his hair. He didn't know why he licked it, but he did it to himself without knowing it.
When Miao Le came to his senses, he stretched out his paw to scratch his head, feeling a little depressed. Fortunately, his noble golden hair was not stained with anything strange.
Miao Le flicked his tail and began to observe the surrounding situation.
As the body-building skills improve, the talent of being a strange beast among cats begins to gradually awaken.
From the top of the building, which is about 100 meters high, Miao Le can clearly observe every move of humans around the ground.
Mortal people, under the control of those in authority, live hard, rush for life, and are busy. Although they may have created multiple times of wealth through their own labor, they may not have enough to eat.
After looking for a while, he didn't see anything special. Miao Le was very disappointed and looked towards the horizon.
The sky is blue and the sunset is all over the sky, so beautiful.
Looking at the sky at dawn and the clouds at dusk, he seemed to have thought of something, and there was a trace of sadness in Miao Le's blue eyes.
I don’t know if I died suddenly and my parents received compensation from the commercial insurance they bought from Ping An.
Are your parents okay?
...
Tianyangsi carefully observed the surroundings for a while and found nothing unexpected, which was a bit surprising. Maybe it was because he brought a large number of weapons into the city, so he didn't encounter anyone who was trying to steal something. This was good.
Inadvertently, I lowered my head and looked into the kitten's deep blue eyes, which were as deep and distant as the ocean.
The cat is small and has a lot of things on his mind. What is he worried about? What is he doing without a little fish?
Tianyangsi chuckled and rubbed the kitten into his arms: "Be good, go back and give you a bath! Then treat you to a big fish!"
After another hit of brainwaves, Miao Le felt no emotion at all. As a cat, he no longer had the vulgar desires of humans.
After all, most human beings are controlled by genes and hormones, and he is still young.
The shift changed after three hours. During the shift, except for a few people who looked like officials came to the hotel to collect fire protection fees, cleaning fees, management fees, etc., nothing unexpected happened.
Back in the room, Tian Yangsi waited for the water in the bathtub to be filled, then took off his clothes and threw them on the floor, then took Miao Le, who was focused on eating fish, and soaked in.
this???
It was quite sudden...
Suddenly immersed in the water, Miao Le suddenly felt a particularly uncomfortable feeling. After the hair all over his body was wet, it was as if countless hands were pinching him.
If he hadn't been worried that this shit-sweeper had a gun, he would have given her a few paws on the spot to let her know why the flowers were so red, and then jump out of the bathtub three feet high.
I will endure!!!
Aow~
After letting out a piercing scream, Miao Le closed his eyes, covered his ear holes with his ears, and stopped breathing through his nose, and then his young body kept shaking.
At this time Tianyangsi also discovered something was wrong. It turns out that cats don’t like bathing?
She was born into poverty, and then followed her elder brother into the world of mercenaries, training, killing, running away, and continuing to train... This was her first time raising a cat, so she didn't know this situation.
He jumped out of the bathtub with the cat in his arms, quickly and carefully wiped off the water on Lele's body with a towel, and then used a hair dryer to blow it clean thoroughly.
Miao Le remained motionless during the journey and didn't bother to open his eyes and ears.
I'm angry and can't be coaxed!
Early the next morning, four people and one cat set off on their journey again.
The third child has already contacted the next target on the dark web, a drug dealer in the Golden Triangle, with three million US dollars. The other party will provide the weapons, and they just need to make a list.
They didn't have any hacking skills, and they were even wanted on Hong Kong Island. Naturally, they had no choice but to sneak in by water. Fortunately, they were among the world's leading gangsters, and their imposing manner was so powerful that the boss of the ship gave them alone.
Prepare a small cabin.
In the dark cabin, several people checked the weapons and chatted for a while. Tian Yangsheng looked at the little kitten with its eyes and ears covered in his sister's arms and wondered: "Third sister, is Lele sick? Why is it like this?"
Although the little yellow ball curled up into a ball is very cute, Tian Yangsheng still likes the way it meows, which can bring a little life to their quiet team.
Tian Yangsi sighed in annoyance: "When I took a bath yesterday, I wanted to help Lele wash it too. Who knew that cats are afraid of water, and now they don't pay much attention to me except for eating!"
"Oh? It's easy. I know how to comfort him!" Tian Yangsheng said confidently with a raised corner of his mouth.
Miao Le stood tall and motionless: "Don't listen, don't listen, this bastard is chanting sutras!"
Tianyangsi handed the small orange ball over to see if his elder brother had any "magic skills".
'Kacha!'
"Meow, meow~"
Hearing the sound of the pistol being loaded, Miao Le opened his eyes subconsciously, and then screamed in pleasure. By the time he realized it, it was already too late.
Lose, dog man!
Miao Le kicked his legs dejectedly, broke away from the man's big hand, jumped back on Tianyangsi's shoulder, looked around, licked the man's neck and his own paws to cover up his embarrassment.
"Haha~"
"Kekeke~"
...
The cabin was filled with happy laughter.
Tian Yangsheng looked at his hands, with a hint of surprise on his face. Compared with the kitten's body, which was no bigger than his palm, this strength was a bit abnormal.
...
Four people and one cat were crowded together and had to stay on the boat for 20 days. It was okay at first, but after a few days, the smell, according to Miao Le's sense of smell, was a kind of torture to him.
If he wasn't afraid of water, he would have just jumped into the sea and let the boat pull him and swim across.
In a few days, apart from sleeping, if the wind and waves were not too big, he would spend most of his time resting on the top of the boat, where he could also exercise.
He's had enough of this life of sleeping in the open! When he becomes stronger and can regenerate himself, he doesn't want to be a shit shovel!
...
Although this broken ship was not big, it was packed with dozens of people. Miao Le even saw stowaways who were thrown off by the captain because they could not afford the money. They were low-income people who left their hometown, and their lives were sometimes so insignificant.
Miao Le didn't meddle in other people's business, they chose their own path.
Finally, when he reached the end and was still five meters away from the shore, Miao Le jumped to the pier in one stride, landed lightly on the ground, took a long breath, and was relieved!
Then, vomit!
Ma De, this is a fish farm, the smell is even worse!
Human beings are really amazing creatures. Under such filthy conditions, they can even laugh and laugh, just because they make a little money.
Miao Le lay dejectedly on top of Tian Yangsi's head, staring blankly at the strongest creature on earth around him, the terrifying two-legged ape erectus.
