Emei is a beautiful place, facing the abyss. The clouds and mists never disperse, and the birds never stop.
The two elders, Xuan Ming and Xuan Ming, jumped off the cliff out of desperation. Naturally, they were not seeking death. They borrowed some strength in the air and hung on the cliff halfway.
After waiting for a long time, Zhou Zhiruo didn't catch up, and the two of them were a little disappointed.
There was no chance to use the Shixiang Ruanjin Powder in his hand, which is a sharp weapon against martial arts masters. So far, only the tantric masters who practice hard kung fu have not had much impact. Others, even themselves, can only use it without an antidote.
Can be captured without hesitation.
What is going on with this Emei sect?
Doesn't extermination mean holding the Yitian Sword and killing indiscriminately? How come the disciples taught are so cautious?
In mid-air, looking at the endless abyss below, the two of them looked at each other and slowly climbed down. This time the target had extremely high martial arts skills and a tolerant personality, so the two had to make long-term plans.
At least on this mountain, there shouldn't be anything we can do.
The main reason is that this place is too small, and many places have disciples on duty twelve hours a day. Moreover, everyone has different meal times, so giving medicine will only serve as a warning.
At this time, it is best to lead Zhou Zhiruo down the mountain.
Thinking of the target's graceful figure and tender face, Luzhangke suddenly swallowed his saliva and gained more energy to go down the mountain.
"Zhizhi, Zhizhi~" When they heard the cry, the two of them were startled. They turned their heads and saw a monkey on the other side of the cliff, and a kitten looking this way.
A monkey and a cat grinned and smiled.
You can't move, right?
"Get out!" Luzhangke's wrist was torn apart by sharp claws. He had a bad temper and yelled angrily.
As a top master in the martial arts world, two little beasts dared to offend his tiger whiskers. They simply didn't know how to live or die.
Little yellow cat:???
The cat and the monkey looked at each other, nodded, then picked up the stone in their hands and threw it, and a strong gust of wind hit the two poor old people.
Xuan Ming didn't care at first. After all, the stones thrown by monkeys and kittens were very powerful, but they still subconsciously avoided them.
"Boom~" A hole was opened in the mountain wall.
The two elders were stunned, and cold sweat instantly flowed down their foreheads.
There is something wrong with this Emei! They are all freaks!
Even if Zhou Zhiruo has such terrifying strength at a young age, do these two beasts still know martial arts?
A sharp look flashed in Hebiweng's eyes. With such strength, if he kept throwing rocks at them, the two of them would probably not be able to get down the mountain safely.
kill!
The two brothers have not been separated for decades, and they have the same mind. They know each other's meaning when they look at each other. The deer stickman took out a short stick from his waist.
Things are made.
Throwing it hard, the short staff turned into a ball of white air and threw it at the two little beasts.
The crane pen man holds two pens, the tips of the pens are as sharp as a crane's beak, and the crystal light shines. He uses his feet to gain strength from the cliff and rushes directly over.
They're just beasts! If you rush over this cliff, you'll end up dead.
Could it be that they could still walk freely on the cliffs?
Soon enough, the little yellow cat caught the short stick in its mouth as soon as it was thrown, and then jumped directly to the bulge on the cliff.
The little monkey had been a few steps behind the little yellow cat, but when he saw something was wrong, he jumped to the other side.
The Hebiweng who rushed towards him was of course in vain.
"Junior brother, take back my weapon." Luzhangke shouted anxiously.
The two of them used strange weapons, which had to be strong and capable of channeling internal energy. The materials were naturally unusual, and they needed to be made by famous craftsmen in the world, and it took them several missions to obtain them.
It must not be thrown away casually.
"Ba Chi, Ba Chi~" Hearing the sound, the two of them looked up and were stunned.
The weapon was eaten!
The two elders Xuan Ming looked at each other, and a cold air rushed directly to their foreheads from the soles of their feet.
Is this a monster?
The reason why the two of them survived to such a large age depends on two words: caution! With almost no hesitation, they let go and continued to jump down the mountain.
If you can’t afford to offend, you can’t afford to hide?
Seeing the two people being so decisive, Miao Le grinned, and then said: "Meow~", the cry was clear and clear, but it rippled between heaven and earth.
A moment later, dozens of big birds flew out of the mountains and hovered over the heads of the two elders Xuan Ming, who had once again dropped more than ten feet.
The big bird didn't make any unnecessary attacks. With a movement of its tail, loose balls of bird droppings were aimed at the target and poured down.
The two elders, Xuan Ming and Xuan Ming, were caught off guard, with their faces and mouth covered.
Damn it!
The two of them had been living in the royal palace for so many years, and were usually served by several maids, keeping them clean and hygienic. Today, this moment was simply challenging their physical limits.
"Ouch!" Luzhangke was the first to start vomiting uncontrollably. He could only move one hand and could not resist this purely disgusting attack, so he ate the most.
What's the use of training this ability on these birds? Are they sick?
Whoever trains these birds must not be a serious person!
"Meow~" the little yellow cat jumped to the side, glanced at it with its big blue eyes, and quickly looked away.
This is so disgusting! Who did it?
"Meow~"
Brothers, carry on!
Suddenly the birds pulled harder and harder.
This is an order from the overlord of Mount Emei. If you don't perform well, the stored winter grains may disappear for no reason, and then you can only go to the Emei sect to work and eat and drink. How miserable that would be.
"Stinky cat? Just wait for me. You have the guts to come and challenge me! What's the point of hiding aside? I tell you, if I have the chance in the future, I will eat it every day! Before each meal, I will personally take your food
The same team will skin and remove the bones!”
Luzhangke screamed in dissatisfaction, his eyes were covered and he couldn't see clearly.
Since the two brothers came out to travel around the world, except when they faced Zhang Sanfeng and were almost beaten to death, they had never suffered such great grievances at any other time.
The little yellow cat was stunned, and its round blue eyes turned into vertical pupils, menacingly.
I was originally planning to let them go just for fun, but I didn't expect that I wanted to die.
What two righteous men!
He casually grabbed a small stone on the cliff, pointed it at the center of the martyr, aimed, and shot!
"Ah!" With a scream, Luzhangke burst into tears immediately.
Precision or not is the difference between butchery and art.
"Senior brother! I'm here to save you!" Several Hebi Weng people jumped up to support him.
The two brothers have supported each other for decades, even without wives and children, just to enjoy happiness, wine, and women sometimes play together.
He couldn't just watch his senior brother die.
The little yellow cat paused for a moment. He admired this kind of good brotherly love at every cost, and immediately decided to let them be together forever.
After a while, small stones were carried by the strong wind and shot toward the two of them, giving a condescending and saturating blow.
Anyone who offends me from shoveling shit will be punished no matter how far away!
"Boom~boom~" Let's have some more thunder.
"Ah!" The screams echoed through the sky.
…
In the disciple's residence, Zhou Zhiruo was soaking his feet at night when he heard the roar and frowned.
This is the sound of the Emei treasure "thunderbolt and fire bomb".
According to the rules of the Emei Sect, each of their direct disciples was assigned six 'thunderbolts' for self-defense.
They are both female disciples. One is used to fight the enemy. This 'thunderbolt and fire bomb' is so powerful that it can injure a top expert if caught off guard. The other is of course used to commit suicide.
People in the Jianghu lick blood from the edge of a knife. Those guys who talk about benevolence, justice and morality may be the least about benevolence, justice and morality.
When a woman as beautiful as a flower is captured, one can never imagine how they will be treated before they die. And this hidden weapon is a forbidden move that will kill both jade and stone.
Was that senior sister hurt? Zhiruo was a little worried.
Then she thought of the two powerful enemies she met today. Could it be them?
"Dang, Dang~" six times in a row, Emei's bell rang to summon disciples urgently.
If you have tried this forbidden move, you must be encountering a strong enemy, and everyone must go to support you.
Zhiruo raised her white and tender feet and prepared to join the battle.
"Whoosh~" The yellow shadow flashed, and the little yellow cat rushed directly into the footbath.
"Plop~" Then the cat turned around in the basin, then jumped on the girl's face and licked her wildly.
Suck!
"Ah! Stinky Lele, that's my footwash! You got it all over me!" The girl suddenly became anxious.
"Meow!" When the little yellow cat heard this, his body suddenly trembled, and his golden hair was as clean as new.
A girl with water stains all over her head:???
Half a quarter of an hour later, they were standing on the edge of the cliff, and a group of senior sisters looked towards the boundless abyss below.
"Senior Sister Ding, the 'Thunderbolt Fire Bomb' just exploded at the bottom of this cliff." A disciple reported to Ding Minjun.
Even if Master is not here, Senior Sister Ding is the backbone of everyone.
Ding Minjun frowned, which junior sister encountered a strong enemy and then chose to commit suicide at the bottom of the cliff? Or was she beaten down by the enemy?
"Call the number of people and see who is missing on the mountain?"
After a while, everyone was a little surprised that everyone was there, including Zhiruo, who had messy hair.
Ding Minjun's face turned cold and he said seriously: "According to the sect's rules, 'thunderbolt and fire bombs' are life-saving materials. They are not allowed to be exploded randomly. Each disciple will wait in his own bedroom."
In a moment, Junior Sister Jingxuan and I will check one by one. If we find out who it is, we will be fined a hundred taels of silver and be imprisoned in the Sutra Pavilion for two months!"
This rule is of course due to the fact that in the past few years, some junior sisters were playful and wanted to test the power of the thunderbolt fire bombs. Some even used them as fireworks and set them off. In the previous generation, a junior uncle set them off in the incense burner of Samantabhadra Bodhisattva.
One.
At that time, the master was burning incense and praying devoutly, but the thunder bomb directly blew up the incense burner to pieces, almost scaring the master to the point of urinating. The master was furious, and then he made this rule.
Moreover, this thing is expensive to make, each one is worth at least several taels of silver. The key is that the secret weapon must be kept secret. If it is released at will, the enemy will know more and be prepared, and its power will be greatly reduced.
"yes!"
Hearing this, Zhiruo, who had a disheveled hair, suddenly thought of Lele who had returned happily just now, and had an ominous premonition.
Couldn't he have set off the fireworks?
Compensation of one hundred taels? She seems to be going bankrupt again! Still eating candied haws? I'm afraid she will have to eat the free porridge from the dining room every day.
Hurrying back to the bedroom, the girl rummaged carefully in the bedroom and finally found the thunder and fire bomb she had been assigned in a corner of the bedroom.
Although this thing is not easy to explode and requires internal force to activate, she still carefully stores it in the corner.
When she saw the small black iron balls, Zhiruo breathed a sigh of relief and caressed her slightly developed chest.
Fortunately, it's not my own.
Wait, there seems to be something wrong with this weight!
The girl weighed it, her expression changed drastically, she squeezed her palms tightly and exerted force, the iron ball turned out to be a ball of black mud, what about her 'thunderbolt and fire bomb'?
At the door, the little yellow cat and the golden monkey sat in a row, one looking to the left and the other to the right, their eyes wandering.
Zhiruo rushed over with a fierce attitude, holding a ball of black mud: "Who took it? You won't use it to blow up a hornet's nest, right?"
She felt that these two guys would definitely do this kind of thing.
Miao Le sat still, as long as I don't admit it, it wasn't me!
The little saint next to him quietly pointed at the king with his finger.
As we all know, if you offend the king, you will get a beating at most, but if you offend the Emei disciples, you won't even get a meal!
"Okay, Lele, you have learned how to steal things now, right?" The girl was furious.
Miao Le: "Meow!"
Impossible, it’s not me, who said that?
When he turned around and saw that he had been betrayed by his little brother, the little yellow cat was furious and raised his paws, ready to tell him what fatherly love means!
Before he could make a move, Zhiruo pulled him into her arms and pointed, spitting: "Why? Are you so powerful now? You did something wrong and you want to teach me a lesson?"
"Meow wow!" In the arms of the shit shoveler, the little yellow cat grinned, showing its sharp fangs, and widened its eyes without any fear.
What? Why don’t you just steal something? I’ll dare you next time! I’ll steal your bellyband too!
Facing the extremely arrogant cute pet, the girl's chest heaved violently, then she opened her small mouth, whined, and bit into the cat's head.
"Yeah, I'll bite you to death!"
Miao Le:???
Ah, I'm dead!
…
The Tieqiao River, also called the Emei River, originates from Mount Emei and is more than a hundred miles long, meandering between Mount Emei and the Leshan Giant Buddha.
The two elders, Xuanming and Ming, supported each other and walked along the river. Whenever they accidentally looked at Mount Emei in the distance, they would tremble with fear.
There's a demon there!
Fortunately, the two of them had experienced many battles and had strong psychological qualities, so they finally recovered after walking more than ten miles.
Luzhangke stared at the cat mark on his arm and was very worried: "Junior brother, what do you mean by this mark? Although the cat is strong, it seems a bit stupid. He will believe any oath we make."
Hebiweng was also a little strange. Of course, he was so blessed that he knelt down and begged for mercy, and then swore that he would never hurt any cat in the future. He would even try his best to help a cat when he saw it injured. In addition to a lot of other miscellaneous oaths, he was able to escape.
Life.
But after the two of them took the oath, such a mark appeared on their arms. It seems to be of no use so far.
After walking for a long time, I finally saw a city in the distance. Luzhangke licked his lips. It can be said that today he has walked around the gate of hell.
He needs the warm and soft embrace of those little sisters! Thinking of those moist girls, Luzhangke suddenly stood in awe.
Respect, respect! Luzhangke was a little impatient. He moved his mind and then moved again! As a result, the second brother, who usually responded to requests, had no response at all.
Luzhangke was dumbfounded. He didn't mention quitting sex when he swore! He seemed to remember something and looked at Hebiweng: "Junior brother, did you swear to quit sex?"
Hebiweng nodded: "The word "sex" is a knife on my head. She will only waste my time and energy. The situation just now was urgent, so of course I will bring it all with me."
Deer Sticker:
Have you considered my feelings?
After hesitating for a moment, Luzhangke still didn't believe in evil and walked along the river for a while, and finally saw a folk woman fishing.
Without hesitation, he walked over and asked: "Girl, how is the catch? Is there a mouth here?"
Seeing that the two of them had high noses and deep eyes, as if they were from the Western Regions, the woman was a little hesitant, but she still replied: "Youkou, one hundred liters."
Luzhangke nodded, and then the two of them ran to the woods on the side to study how to fish in depth.
After a while, Luzhangke came out with a despairing look on his face and a sad face.
"Junior brother, it's over!"
Hebi Weng was stunned, and suddenly remembered that his senior brother seemed to have sworn not to eat meat or drink alcohol in the future.
