At night, the dazzling Milky Way stretches across the entire sky from south to north, like a silver star river flowing overhead.
After collecting the money, going out and looking up, Qi Tongwei felt relaxed and happy.
"Hey, hey, Brother Qi, what disease can that medicine of yours cure?" An Yi also followed, full of concern for his friend, and persisted in asking for medicine.
Qi Tongwei patted his shoulder: "Brother, don't be addicted to pornography anymore, it will overdraw your body like boiling a frog in warm water! Alcohol is a poison that penetrates the intestines, and sex is a bone scraper!"
An Yi:...It's really not me!
"Speaking of which, my medicine is called Bu Yuan Dan. It has miraculous effects in replenishing essence and transforming energy. It was passed on to me by a retired imperial doctor from my hometown. When it is ready, I will leave one pill for you, brother."
"Imperial doctor? Okay, it's a deal!" An Yi's eyes shone brightly at this moment. As far as he knew, Qianlong could give birth to a son at the age of 63. Not to mention other secrets of the palace, it was really amazing in this regard.
"If this medicine is really effective, Brother Qi, don't worry about the qualifications of health care medicines, I will run for you!"
...
When I got home at 10 o'clock in the evening, I brought all the things I bought and spread all the more than 150,000 RMB on the bed bit by bit. Qi Tongwei lay on his back and slept happily on the bed, satisfied and carefree.
A little ink fragrance, this is the smell of money!
Miao Le on the side shook his head, turned on the newly bought electric fan, then jumped onto the newly bought small bed, closed his eyes, and went to sleep. Today was another fulfilling and busy day.
Early the next morning, Qi Tongwei stayed in bed for a while, thinking a lot about having a girlfriend and a future, and then went to the office to take a day off.
It took a long time to deposit money, and several bank employees went back and forth several times to order the money.
For privacy, he rented a large house with a yard. The upper and lower floors were 1,000 square meters, and the yard was 200 square meters. It cost 200 yuan a month. After receiving the medicinal materials and tools, tidying up the room and cleaning, another busy day passed.
In the next few days, I calmed down and continued studying and researching pharmaceuticals.
On Sunday, a day off, Qi Tongwei rode a borrowed bicycle and spent five hours in the city to buy a new mobile phone, a Nokia 3310, which is durable and strong.
As soon as he got the mobile phone and registered the number, Qi Tongwei dialed the number that haunted him.
"Everyone...all...hey, who are you?"
"Yangyang, me!"
"Tong Wei! What's wrong? What's the matter? Whose cell phone are you using?" Chen Yang was a little excited when he heard his sweetheart's voice.
"Hey, Yangyang, we are rich!" Qi Tongwei couldn't wait to share his joy.
"Tong Wei, I love you. As long as we work hard in the future, you can't go on the road of crime!" Chen Yang was a little anxious. Her sweetheart was sent to the countryside, and she was always afraid that he would not be able to get over it.
"Hey, no crime, I dug up a hundred-year-old Polygonum multiflorum in the mountains and sold it for 200,000!" Qi Tongwei was a little proud, as a man will be a teenager until he dies.
"That's good. It's best to buy a house in the provincial capital when you have money. Recently, I'm trying to persuade my dad to let him transfer us together. By then we should get married." Chen Yang felt relieved. As a graduate student,
, an intellectual woman, she has already made plans for the future, she will not give up her job, but she also wants to marry the person she loves.
"Hmm, okay, by the way, when are you free to come to my place to play?" Qi Tongwei was a little looking forward to it. It was the first time that the two of them had been separated for so long. During this time, they practiced physical training, ate well, slept well, and improved their energy and blood.
Strong and confident in his own fighting ability.
"Is it fun for you to come here so far away? You can't just let me stay in bed every day." From college to graduate school, the two have known each other for six years. They have already broken through the last layer of window paper, and they still love their boyfriend.
I understand a little bit.
"Guaranteed to have a surprise!" Qi Tongwei was very confident. If nothing else, Chen Yang would be worth the price if he touched Brother Le.
"Okay, I'll see if I can arrange a vacation. If there's no surprise, I want you to look good when the time comes~humph~" The last sentence made Qi Tongwei, who was already having ups and downs in his heart, think about ten things in an instant.
Several poses.
After continuing to chat for a while, Qi Tongwei put down his cell phone, and then he did two sets of physical exercises in the yard before stopping. Finally, he just lay on the ground, giggling.
After a while, he came back to his senses, returned to the house, went upstairs, and made medicine.
Three hours later, Qi Tongwei swallowed as he looked at the red liquid with a strange smell in the bowl.
According to the knowledge passed down by Le Ge, if the production procedures of this liquid are OK, coupled with the saliva catalysis of the Tmall clan, it will be a complete version of the Buyuan Dan, which has various magical effects.
Drink it directly?
Qi Tongwei suddenly remembered what Teacher Gao once said to him: "This person, no matter how he behaves, does things or speaks, he should think twice before he acts."
"What is think twice? Think about danger, think about retreat, think about change!"
Half an hour later, Qi Tongwei came to the rooster he had just bought with a bowl of medicinal solution in his hand: "Cuckoo, Cuckoo."
The rooster put its little head in front of the bowl, looked around for a while, turned around, took two steps back, left a certain distance, and ran away quickly: "Oh, oh, oh, oh~"
Qi Tongwei was stunned. There was something special about this chicken. It was a pity that he met him today.
"stop!"
"Oh oh, gurgle~"
"I'll catch you! Huh?"
"Giggle, cluck, oh oh~"
"Fuck, you're still shitting everywhere! Stop!"
Fifteen minutes later, there were chicken feathers and chicken excrement everywhere. The rooster stood on the courtyard wall, looking down at Qi Tongwei. He tilted his head and clucked a few times. Then he turned around and faced him with his butt and squeezed out another liquid.
Shit, shit.
"You're stupid, I can fly!"
Qi Tongwei:......
"Meow~" a soft cat meowed suddenly, and the rooster stiffened and fell straight from the courtyard wall.
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Miaole couldn't bear it. Even if he bullied his little brother, he also made his house dirty. It was an unforgivable crime!
"Brother Le, you are so powerful!" Qi Tongwei stepped forward quickly and held down the cock: "You are stupid, I have a big brother!"
This time he was smarter and simply tied two ropes to the rooster's legs and wings, then opened its mouth and poured medicine into it with a spoon: "I'm sorry, don't be a chicken in the next life!"
The rooster stared with its legs, flapped its wings, shook its head, and let out a miserable cry: "Oh, oh, oh!"
Ten minutes later, after drinking about half a bowl of medicine, Qi Tongwei stopped because he couldn't drink it anymore.
After a while, the rooster was tied up and lying on the ground, making several cries, slamming its mouth on the cement floor, and spraying some thin feces. It didn't look normal at all.
Qi Tongwei fell into deep thought, then looked at Miao Le on the balcony, hoping that his elder brother could give an explanation.
Miao Le:???
This medicine is for humans, not chickens. Who knows what effect it will have! Besides, this medicine is only a small pill. If you drink half a bowl, even an elephant will be choked to death.
Miao Le turned around, pointed her butt at him, and shook her tail. If her stomach hadn't been completely digested, she would have slapped him in the face.
After a while, he saw that the rooster was already lying on the ground, breathing in but not breathing out. Qi Tongwei shook his head and started to clean up the yard. Under the influence of his girlfriend, he was a bit mysophobic.
When he glanced in front of the rooster, the rooster had closed its eyes peacefully, Qi Tongwei sighed: "Let's reincarnate as a human in the next life!"
Suddenly, the rooster opened his eyes and crowing loudly: "Cock-clack!"
"Stretch~", the ropes tied to the wings and legs were directly broken, and then the two wings flapped rapidly, attacking Qi Tongwei like a fighter jet.
"Fuck~" Qi Tongwei hurriedly used his broom to sweep away thousands of troops with one move, which was just a few blind sweeps.
The rooster's eyes are red, and it darts left and right. Today, I have to fight to the death with this bitch man. He kills the rooster without giving a headshot, and even has him tied up and given drugs. What a bitch!
After a while, Qi Tongwei's clothes were in tatters and his arms and thighs were covered with scars. Fortunately, his face was well protected.
There is no other way, come up with a trick!
"Brother Le, big brother, brother, help!"
Miao Le, who was watching the excitement on the balcony, rolled his eyes. This year's shit shovelers are so bad!
"Meow~"
Hearing this terrifying cry, the rooster stopped, fell back to the ground, and then looked at the balcony. The medicine was strong enough to scare the chicken. At this moment, the rooster felt that his body was full of strength. Let alone the cat, the tiger felt vulnerable.
.
rush!
Flying to the balcony, before the rooster could react, a yellow shadow flashed in front of it, and then countless cat claws came at him one after another: infinite combos.
"Pah pah pah pah pah~"
Ten seconds later, the rooster lay back on the ground, suspecting that the rooster was alive. When the yellow cat landed lightly in front of it from the balcony, it quickly leaned down and lowered its high head.
"I was wrong!"
Miao Le walked around the chicken twice curiously. This chicken was a bit interesting.
Qi Tongwei endured the shock in his heart, stepped forward, and lowered himself very low: "Brother Le, look at this chicken, why don't you braise it for you? It's so fierce, the meat must be strong."
The rooster tilted its head and stared straight at the dog.
Miao Le thought for a moment, shook his head, and jumped back to the balcony.
There happens to be a big tree next to the balcony, blocking the sun. The cool breeze blows here in the summer, which is very comfortable.
"Unless there are no creatures or weapons in this world that can hurt you, otherwise, if necessary, the Tmall people must not have too high-level communication with the shit shovel, such as speaking, writing, etc. Most higher-level creatures believe in
Non-my family, its heart must be different!"
---The eleventh generation of Tmall, Meow Hei.
"Shake your head, what do you mean?" Qi Tongwei scratched the back of his head. As soon as the rooster saw Brother Le leaving, he immediately stood up and walked around the yard arrogantly. When he saw the liquid medicine put away, he almost
Just rush over like flying and do the work.
"Giggle, oh oh oh~" I was very happy to eat.
"Fuck, my Yuan Bu Dan!"
Qi Tongwei hurriedly rushed over to fight for one person and one chicken. The dispute broke out again. Miao Le twisted his mouth. This day was finally a little fun.
"Dead chicken, give me a mouth."
“Grrrrrr!
"When I succeed in refining my body, I will definitely burn you!"
