"Marquis Shen, are you okay?" Cheng Shifei asked with concern as soon as he entered the prison.
Zhu Wuli was wearing shackles and was sitting quietly in the haystack. He was a little strange when he saw the person coming.
"How did you get in this prison? And, Cheng Shifei, why do you have a slap mark on your face?"
Cheng Shifei laughed: "It's not easy to see you, the Lord God. All we have to do is let Yun Luo and Haitang sacrifice a little and let Mr. Le bring us in."
As for the slap marks, of course I accidentally fell at the door, haha."
Zhu Wuwu nodded, indicating that he understood.
This man's poor self-esteem!
Then he looked at the little yellow cat on Yun Luo's shoulder who was looking at Shen Fei: Le Ye.
According to detailed intelligence analysis, as well as Wan Sanqian's omnipotent superpower, after ruling out all possible scenarios, this cat may be the cause of a series of recent changes.
First: Cao Zhengchun returned to the palace and kept the inner palace airtight; second: The emperor finally had a daughter-in-law.
With the emergence of these two variables, if there is no major event that destabilizes the government and the opposition, Zhengde's position will be almost as stable as Mount Tai.
The key point is that he is just a cat. Even if he is a strange beast, why does he have such great power?
It's puzzling.
"Shen Hou, Sister Su Xin asked me to ask you if you want to eat anything. She will prepare it and then ask me to deliver it." Yun Luo said with concern.
Zhu Wuwu shook his head: "No, if you go to jail, you have to look like you are in jail, otherwise it will be used against others if word spreads.
That Liu Jin is cruel and scheming by nature, you don’t have to come here again, you must remember to protect Su Xin.”
"Okay." Cheng Shifei nodded in agreement, but hesitated a little: "Shenhou, will nothing happen if you are here alone?"
Zhu Wulan said proudly: "I am the emperor's uncle, and Liu Jin would not dare to lynching me even if he had ten courages!"
"That's okay!"
After a few more words, Cheng Shifei and Cheng Shifei ran quickly, leaving the little yellow cat and Zhu Wuwu looking at each other.
Of course, the little yellow cat should still maintain the expression of looking at people with its nostrils. The eyes should be three-quarters cold, three-quarters sarcastic, and four-quarters careless, and the chin should be raised a little.
After a moment of silence, Zhu Wuli resisted the urge to hit the cat, and began to use Xiaozhi's advantage and affection towards the little yellow cat.
"Master Le, you are a strange beast in the world, born to carry the destiny of all living beings, but you eat, drink, have fun every day, and even help others do evil. Do you think this is good?"
"Meow~"
【Very cool!】
Zhu Wuwu was stunned.
I have seen and met many people since I was a child, but this is the first time I have seen someone who likes to be a waste so much.
However, is it really happy to lie down and enjoy it?
Impossible, a man cannot be without power for a day!
"Dang~" The cell door opened, and Cao Zhengchun and Liu Jin walked in with smiles on their faces.
As soon as he saw Shenhou's current appearance, Cao Zhengchun quickly took two steps forward, looked up and down, and then stretched out his orchid finger to scold Liu Jin.
"Eunuch Liu, Shenhou is the holy uncle and a member of the royal family. How can you let him wear shackles? Are you polite?"
Liu Jin spread his hands and said: "Eunuch Cao doesn't know, this is the rule of Tianyao. No matter who they are, every prisoner who enters Tianlao has committed a heinous crime.
In order to prevent them from committing suicide, they must remove their clothes, belts, headbands, and any rope-like things. Of course, these shackles are to prevent prisoners from rebelling, and they must be worn whenever they need to eat or drink."
Cao Zhengchun suddenly realized: "Oh, yes, I remember that there is this rule. Oops, I am getting older and my memory is not very good.
Lord Shenhou, that is really wronging you!"
As he spoke, Cao Zhengchun stepped forward, smiled, and patted Zhu Wuwu's shoulder affectionately.
Zhu Wuwu snorted coldly: "A cat cries like a mouse, it's hypocritical."
Cao Zhengchun was unhappy: "Master Shenhou, you may have misunderstood me. You are a loyal minister and a hero. My admiration for you is like the surging river, which is endless, and like the overflowing rivers and lakes.
out of hand!
No, as soon as I heard that the emperor was going to send someone to see how you were doing, I applied directly.
Lord Shenhou, you have suffered!"
Zhu Wuwu sat back on the bed and sulked.
Cao Zhengchun and Liu Jin looked at each other and burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, Jiejie~"
There is nothing more satisfying than seeing an old rival or a great enemy fall upon oneself.
After laughing for a while, seeing that Zhu Wuwang's face was not good-looking, Liu Jin suddenly said worriedly: "Eunuch Cao, everyone in the world knows that Shenhou has incredible martial arts skills and once defeated the world's number one demon: Gu Santong head-on.
I'm afraid these little shackles won't be able to trap this dragon like Shenhou."
Cao Zhengchun was startled, then walked slowly behind Zhu Wuwu and flicked his finger.
"Whoosh~"
A thin silver needle was inserted directly into Zhu Wuwu's body.
"Ah~" Zhu ignored a scream and couldn't move immediately.
Cao Zhengchun then smiled and said: "If the governor's immortal feather silver needle pricked the two acupoints of any governor, even if Bodhidharma was alive, he would not be able to move."
"Ah!" Zhu Wuwu mobilized all his internal strength, but felt an unbearable tingling pain all over his body, and couldn't help shouting.
"Ouch! Master Shenhou, you definitely don't want to force the silver needle out of your body. The silver needle will be pulled by your internal force, and it will go deeper when you exert force, hehe~
If this silver needle enters your Dantian meridians, then you will know what it means to be in pain! Hahaha~"
Zhu Wulan turned his head and glared angrily: "You two castrates dare to lynch me indiscriminately!"
"Bang~" Liu Jin kicked him to the ground: "Listen, there is another rule in Tianlao, that is, without my instructions, if you say one sentence, you will be starved for one meal, if you say ten sentences, you will be starved for three days!
Lord Shen, don’t worry, you won’t be lonely in Tianlao. I’ll come and see you when I have nothing to do, hahaha~”
Cao Zhengchun was a little anxious: "Eunuch Liu, how can you treat our noble Tianhuang like this? It would not be good if the emperor sends others to visit again.
Give me a spanking next time, usually you won’t see it, hehehehe.”
The two father-in-laws looked at each other and laughed even louder.
This is so cool!
"Oh, by the way, Lord Shenhou, while you are locked up in this prison, do you still care about the property of your Dragon Guard Villa? Don't worry!
We have worked together in the same dynasty for so many years and have always been on good terms with each other. What kind of injustice can I make your subordinates suffer?
No, I just discussed it with Eunuch Liu, I will go to the No. 1 Village in the World, and he will go to Hulong Villa." Cao Zhengchun thought of this and said happily.
"You!" Zhu Wulan got even angrier and looked at the old gelding fiercely.
"Haha~" Cao Zhengchun said happily again: "Eunuch Liu, look, now I suddenly understand how my little ancestor felt about playing tricks on others.
It looks like he wants to eat me. But there is nothing he can do to me, tsk tsk!
But you are a dignified and courageous prince, devoted to the people, loyal to the emperor and the country, so you must follow the rules when beating people."
"Let's go! Go to the No. 1 Village in the World to help Master Shenhou take care of his family!" Cao Zhengchun greeted.
"Meow~" the little yellow cat jumped directly onto his shoulder.
【Let’s go, let’s go!】
"Cao Zhengchun, just wait, I won't let you go!" Zhu Wu said angrily.
Cao Zhengchun turned around, stretched out his orchid finger, and was very worried: "Oh, I'm so scared!
Master Shenhou, come and beat me, hehehe~"
"You!" Zhu Wuli became even more angry,
"Hahaha~"
The little yellow cat's blue eyes widened.
This scene of the villain bullying an honest person is really abominable and terrifying.
Fortunately, he is also a perpetrator!
…
The cell fell silent again.
Zhu Mingwang remained expressionless and sat cross-legged in the haystack.
It's just a fairy feather needle, what can it do to him? Before coming, he naturally made the most detailed investigation and estimate of Cao Gou and Liu Jin's kung fu.
With his hundreds of years of skill, let alone the Immortal Feather Divine Needle, even if Patriarch Bodhidharma is resurrected, there will be nothing he can do.
But there is no rush to remove this constraint.
He had planned to stay in this prison for a long time, until Liu Jin swelled to the point where he became the enemy of the world, and swelled to the point where even the emperor couldn't stand him.
As for Cao Zhengchun and Liu Jin treating him like this, humiliating him, and even having some power and damage to their subordinates, it doesn't matter.
Those who achieve great things do not stick to trivial matters.
Dignity, face, and humiliation, what he has lost now, he will get back with his own hands sooner or later. Temporary setbacks and failures are only temporary.
Looking through the history books, except for a few people, who has never failed or been humiliated before achieving great things?
The one standing at the end is the real winner!
The winner is the king, the loser is the bandit. When the time comes, he can write freely in the history books. By then, he will be a real hero!
As for the cat with some strange abilities, he is shameless and doesn't know how to praise him. So what if he is strong? Times have changed. If you find an opportunity, just use explosives to kill him!
Sometimes manpower is exhausted, but the general situation is at hand, and no one can stop his progress.
Destiny is his!
…
The first village in the world, the middle hall.
Since Tiedan Shenhou entered the Tianlao, his backer was no longer around, and the people in the village were suddenly panic-stricken.
Shangguan Haitang, the owner of the village, also held a folding fan and turned it around, feeling uneasy.
This is the role of leaders and backbone.
"Report to the owner of the village, Cao Zhengchun is outside the village." A subordinate came in to report.
Shangguan Haitang was surprised: "Cao Zhengchun is here?"
A person's name, a tree's shadow.
Upon hearing this name, everyone present immediately stood up nervously, and some even retreated slightly behind the crowd.
"As soon as Shenhou entered the prison, this gelding came. Nothing bad will happen to him!" A strong man said loudly.
"Hahaha~" Cao Zhengchun laughed and walked in the door. Crouching on his shoulder was a little yellow cat that looked at people through its nostrils.
"It's true that a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, Begonia, who is this person?"
"I am the strongest man in the world!" the seven-foot strong man said proudly with his head held high.
"Oh, you are so bold!" Cao Zhengchun waved his hand casually, and in an instant, a huge force directly swept the strong man away and knocked him out of the window.
"Wow~"
Shangguan Haitang's face was ugly: "Eunuch Cao, your boy's skills are so extraordinary, it's really eye-opening!"
"Hehehe~" Cao Zhengchun smiled happily.
Today was the day he laughed the most and was the happiest except the time he took over as the governor of the East Factory.
comfortable!
Then, he stood with his hands behind his hands and scanned his surroundings.
Today he came here to do only one thing: to get angry!
He gets mad at whoever is upset! He gets mad at anyone who feels happy. In a word, he is here to run wild today!
Facing his gaze, everyone present remained motionless, not even daring to blink.
They have the courage, but there is no need to risk death.
A man is born between heaven and earth, and he is a man only if he can bend and stretch.
After looking around, Cao Zhengchun saw at a glance that there was a person still lying on the chair behind him.
"So rude! Who is this person?"
Pi Xiaotian on the side said quickly: "Report to the Governor, he is the second laziest person in the world!"
"Oh, where is the most lazy person in the world?" Cao Zhengchun asked curiously.
"Too lazy to come!"
Little yellow cat:
Cao Zhengchun was startled, and then his expression turned cold: "What a waste of rice!" He raised his hand, and the second lazy man in the world was directly picked up by the volley, and with another wave of his hand, he hit the pillar next to him.
"Pfft~"
A mouthful of blood spurted out, and the lazy man fell to the ground, obviously in danger.
Shangguan Haitang said sternly: "Cao Zhengchun, a soldier can be killed but not humiliated! You came here today to humiliate us. As the owner of the No. 1 village in the world, even if my martial arts skills are not as good as yours, I will fight you to the end!"
Cao Zhengchun looked disdainfully, and his expression was the same as that of the little yellow cat on his shoulder. He raised his head and looked at people through his nostrils.
"Hahaha~ You, the No. 1 village in the world, claim to have gathered all the strange people from all over the world, but in my eyes, you are just a bunch of thieving, lazy, and lazy people.
These people use the sign of being the best in the world to cheat, eat and drink.
As Lord Shenhou's life-and-death friend, relative and friend, now that he is in prison, I have principles and obligations to help him manage the property he left behind.
Today, I will turn your No. 1 village in the world into the No. 1 charity village in the world!"
The picture is poor and can be seen.
After hearing this, the people present could not hold back any longer. They all drew out their weapons and rushed forward.
"Brothers, how can we deal with this kind of evil heretic? What kind of moral principles are there? Let's all fight together!"
"Yes, no matter how strong he is, it doesn't matter. We have hundreds of masters, and he may not be able to kill us all before his energy is exhausted!"
"Kill!"
Facing the murderous attacks from everyone, Cao Zhengchun smiled and remained motionless, but a three-foot wall of energy appeared around him.
"Buzz~" "Ah!"
Dozens of people were knocked out as soon as they touched the wall of air. Some even vomited blood and retreated a few feet before being knocked out of the window.
The little yellow cat was very happy to watch, these guys are really good at acting.
"Hmph, you are a chicken and a dog!" After fighting for a while, Cao Zhengchun dismissed it and waved his hand, and a mighty force instantly knocked away dozens of people around him.
Using his hands as claws, Cao Zhengchun appeared in front of Haitang almost as if teleporting.
Since the little ancestor likes this girl, then take her back to warm the bed!
"Whoosh~" A person suddenly appeared in front of Haitang, with a green mask and an expressionless face.
Cao Zhengchun was stunned for a moment and slapped it down with his palm.
"Wow~" The man shattered like a phantom, and then two men in green appeared behind him.
Cao Zhengchun frowned and flicked his fingers.
The two were broken again, and four people appeared behind him again.
Cao Zhengchun waved his sleeves and attacked with unparalleled force. The four of them were disillusioned again, and only one person appeared behind him.
Cao Zhengchun was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered a kung fu in "Qigong Search Yilu", the phantom magic skill that no one had practiced in the world for hundreds of years.
But it’s not a big problem, I just need to do two more moves and wait for my spiritual consciousness to analyze this skill.
