It was fine when he came, but he came back defeated. Yang Guang sat in the car, feeling depressed.
As a king, you must not change your face even if the mountain collapses before you, otherwise you will lose your majesty in front of your subordinates, and let others see through your reality.
The military camp was bustling with activity. Most of the people here had escaped death and were fished out of the water by the Song family, and they were rejoicing.
Some were lucky enough to rob houses of wealthy families in Pyongyang and earn a lot of money. I even heard that some lonely brothers paid a settlement fee directly to the Song family and went to live in Lingnan.
The Great Sui Dynasty is a wretched place. If you want them to sacrifice their lives, you may even be willing to sacrifice their lives for them.
Yang Guang stood up and stood at the door of the carriage, looking in the distance in the direction of the military camp, his expression even more depressed. Why were they so happy after losing the battle and returning home in ashes?
Don’t they have any self-respect?
"Bang!" Fireworks were actually set off over there in Korea. What to set off? So many people died among you, so why are you so happy?
Rubbish!
"Your Majesty, are you okay?" Yuwen Chengdu saw that His Majesty looked strange and stepped forward to ask with concern. He will be able to go home to eat, drink and have fun soon, why isn't Your Majesty still happy?
Yang Guang looked back at his most loyal subordinate, his face expressionless. At this moment, he suddenly understood something: the joys and sorrows of people are not the same.
"Chengdu, why do you think we lost this time?" Yang Guang asked directly. Yuwen Chengdu was stunned, hesitated for a moment, and hesitated.
Even if he was a warrior, he knew who was responsible. If His Majesty hadn't always asked the Korean side to surrender and rest, he would have returned home in triumph and explained to his wife in simple terms the heroic demeanor of her husband in this battle.
But to be honest, he was afraid of being chopped down.
"A humble minister is a warrior and has no experience in military affairs." Yang Guang was a little disappointed. After summing up for a long time after the war, he came to the conclusion that the battle was mainly lost because the sergeants and generals were too useless.
The small cities of Liaodong and Pyongyang can actually block his army of millions. If you tell me this, you will probably become the laughing stock of the ages.
Of course, it may have something to do with the fact that he repeatedly asked Goryeo to surrender. But since he was outside, military orders were not respected.
Those people are all veterans, can't they be flexible on this? Trash!
"Wow!" The gorgeous fireworks on the Korean side continued. He kicked the door aside and Yang Guangma was furious.
"boom!"
"The thousands of troops of the Great Sui Dynasty can move mountains and reclaim seas with ease. Goryeo, a small country in a small country, dares to insult our country, the Sui Dynasty. It is an unpardonable crime. I have decided to continue marching northward next year and conquer in person.
Completely conquer Goryeo and defeat the captives in one fell swoop!" Yuwen Chengdu:?
??It’s not over, right?
"Your Majesty, I wonder what the important matter is for summoning the minister?" Pei Ju came in and bowed respectfully and asked.
"Haha, Aiqing, you are finally here, come on, come on, I told you last time when you will become a Grandmaster, do you have any ideas?" Yang Guang said happily.
Pei Ju fell into deep thought. It's not over yet, is it? You indulge in women every day, don't practice martial arts very much, and still want to become a great master. Don't you have some calculations in your mind?
"Ai Qing?" Yang Guang was confused. Pei Ju thought for a long time and racked his brains. Finally, his eyes lit up and he came up with a good way to deal with it.
"Your Majesty, if you want to become a great master, talent, talent, secret medicine, hard work, and peerless skills are all indispensable. As the emperor, you are in the shape of a man of heaven, and your talent and talent are naturally unparalleled. As for hard work, Your Majesty, you
After dealing with government affairs day by day for several years, he has learned the art of perseverance. The only thing missing is the peerless skill." Yang Guang was startled: "Pei Qing's family, why did I hear that the sword Song Que practiced that day was an ordinary sword?
I tested hundreds of swordsmen, and finally had an epiphany. Moreover, the great master of Goryeo, Fu Cailin, seemed to have gathered the strengths of others and created his own Nine Mysteries and Yi Swordsmanship?" Pei Ju nodded: "Your Majesty, everyone has his own destiny.
Song Que and Fu Cailin have practiced hard since they were young. Although you are now in your prime, you have missed the best age for practicing. If you look for an ordinary Kung Fu practice, you will only achieve twice the result with half the effort, or even no results. But
It's different if you practice peerless magical skills. It can turn the impossible into possible, and even allow you to achieve skills that shock the past and the present in a short period of time. Even if you reach the legendary realm in the world: shattering the void, becoming an immortal and becoming a god, it's still unknown."
"Oh? Pei Qing's family, teach me quickly!" Yang Guang was a little excited. Only with this experience did he truly see what a great master is.
Wherever the Song family's fleet goes, it is the temporary territory of the Song family. How domineering must this be? And there is Song Yuzhi, with a knife in his hand, standing across the sky, invincible.
"Your Majesty, there are no minor ministers," Pei Ju said helplessly. If he had, he would have practiced well, and he would still be standing here?
He went directly to Emperor Ta Peak of Cihang Jingzhai and told the old nuns: Your grandfather is back!
"Where is it? Tell me and I will send someone to get it!" Yang Guang said confidently. Although the Sui Dynasty lost a battle, it was still the most powerful country in the world. There was so much food in the granaries that even if the people stayed at home and did not farm, they would still be able to get it.
It can last for three years.
He just wants a skill, who dares not to give him this supreme face? Pei Ju said slowly: "Speaking of unparalleled magical skills, there are no more than the four great books of martial arts; "The Illustrated Book of the God of War", "The Secret of Immortality" and "The Strategy of the Heavenly Demon"
The Illustration of the God of War in "Cihang Sword Code" is illusory and illusory, and cannot be seen by those who are not destined to see it. However, it is said that the following three unparalleled martial arts were created by studying the Illustration of the God of War. Among them, Tianmo Ce is the fundamental martial arts of the Demon Sect.
However, since the incident of the Demon Sect a hundred years ago, the Demon Sect has been divided into ten parts. The Demon Sect is so hidden that it is not even known who its successors are. It would be as difficult as ascending to heaven to gather them all. It is still possible to practice.
Your Majesty has made some untimely changes. "Cihang Sword Code" is the martial arts inherited from the Buddhist holy land Cihang Jingzhai, but there seems to be some problems with this martial arts. After the Taoist great master Ning Daoqi was invited to watch it, he became obsessed with it and couldn't help it.
After extricating himself, he finally had to do many things for Cihang Jingzhai that went against the wishes of the great master. There is only one longevity secret, which was created by the ancient god Guang Chengzi. It appeared briefly in Jiangdu more than ten years ago. It was most likely that it was acquired by a certain master.
He hides in secret and studies hard. Moreover, it is said that this martial art has all kinds of incredible magical effects despite the changes in the world. As the name suggests, it can keep your majesty energetic, even if you look at it for a long time, it is unknown. "
"Secret of longevity, Jiangdu? Energy? Long life and long vision!" Yang Guang's eyes became brighter and brighter. As a man, and a rich man.
Although he was thirty years old, he was building a career, not anything else. After turning thirty, he could clearly feel that his body was deteriorating.
As a man, when you are young, you will make some childish promises, such as I will make you unable to get out of bed, I will fuck you all night, I will kill you.
Generally, the words of a man of his age are closer to reality: I may be in a bad state today. I owe you once.
Don't touch it, I'm tired. When he was fighting in the north and south, General Yang Su always said to him: "You think women are interesting now because you haven't reached the realm yet. When you get to my age, you will know that many things are more interesting than women."
Too much." As a result, he didn't know until he was this age that he was impotent.
Even now, only by taking some strong tonic medicine can he temporarily regain the feeling of youth again, and be in awe whenever he sees a beautiful woman.
...for a long time.
"Your Majesty, I wonder what the important matter is for summoning the minister?" Yu Wenhuaji, who was responsible for guarding the king, entered the palace and asked respectfully.
"Two things: First: The Secret of Immortality appeared briefly near Jiangdu more than ten years ago, and your Yuwen family has been operating in Jiangdu for a long time. I will give you one year to find it and bring it back to me. Second thing:
The Secret of Immortality is written in ancient Chinese literature. Immediately summon all the literary masters in Jiangdu to come over and help me decipher the mystery of this magical skill." Yang Guang ordered directly.
"Yes!" Both of them were very confident about whether they could find this magical skill. The Yuwen family has been operating in Jiangdu for hundreds of years. They have people in pawnshops, brothels, gambling houses, taverns, academies and even beggars.
As long as that thing appears, there will be all kinds of clues. And if those people get it, that person will definitely have all kinds of abnormal behaviors in recent years.
As for being used as a tablecloth by an illiterate person, that's even more impossible. Those Kuhaha people who don't even have enough to eat will probably sell the secret book to a pawn shop after discovering it.
Therefore, those who can obtain this secret of longevity must be literate and have a considerable wealth. People who are poor in culture and martial arts, and have no money cannot practice kung fu.
...Song family fleet. Song Yuzhi and the little yellow cat were lying on the bed side by side, crossing their legs, "Cihang Sword Code" and "Reborn as a cat, my shit shovel is the great master".
One person and one cat watched it with great interest.
"Ba Chi~" The various delicacies arranged around it were automatically peeled and peeled, and flew into the mouths of the two people. The remaining fruit shells were directly turned into fly ash, floated out of the window, and scattered into the sea. It is environmentally friendly and hygienic, and does not need to be
clean.
After a while, the girl casually threw away the book in her hand. She also threw away the book that was turning pages automatically and flying in front of the little yellow cat. Then she took the little yellow cat into her arms and they kissed her.
mua. The little yellow cat looked disgusted, raised its paw, and pushed away.
"Meow!" [Disgusting!]
"Okay, Mr. Le, you are changing so fast. Last night you helped you take a bath and you called me Xiao Tiantian. Today you think I'm disgusting, so I'm going to kiss you, Muamuamu!" Song Yuzhi was furious.
For a long time, the little yellow cat stared blankly, its limbs spread out, and the hair on its body was covered with unknown liquid.
This cat is not clean! Song Yuzhi smiled proudly, took out the brocade handkerchief from his arms, and began to wipe it slowly.
"Master Le, you will be my cat from now on. From now on, you must stick to the cat lane and stay away from other women! If I find any clues, hum, I will, I will..." After thinking for a long time, the girl
I haven't come up with any good ideas for punishment.
After all, Le Ye is a cat and he has no shame. He doesn't care about any pictures of him without clothes. His only hobby seems to be to wash his feet with him.
From now on, it doesn’t seem like Le Ye will be able to threaten him if he doesn’t let him lick his feet. Worry!
"Hey, Mr. Le, where did you pick up this Cihang Sword Code? It's mysterious, but I always seem to have some problems when reading it." Song Yuzhi suddenly asked.
The girl's thoughts were like the weather, turning to fine weather in a blink of an eye. The little yellow cat turned around and continued reading, facing her with his butt.
Huh, there are always unscrupulous people who want to take possession of me! My useless charm that has nowhere to go! When Song Yuzhi saw that Le Ye was ignoring him, Song Yuzhi rolled his eyes and hurriedly ran to the little yellow cat, squatted down, and put his hands together.
She has an oval face, a flowery smile, and is cute.
"Le... Master, just tell me!" The girl said coquettishly and gracefully.
"Meow!" The little yellow cat was unmoved at all, and even wanted to laugh. Little clip, you also want to mess with my mind?
After acting coquettishly for a while, but seeing that Mr. Le still ignored her, the girl felt distressed and sighed.
"Hey, the wind is so strong on the sea and the sky is so blue. I want to go out and wash my little feet. But there are so many big fish around the boat, I'm a little scared!"
"Whoosh!" The little yellow cat appeared above her head. [Go!]
"Hehe~" A small boat floated under the giant ship. The girl took off her white shoes and socks, and stretched out her white, tender and round feet, which could be broken by a blow, and paddled back and forth in the water, as delicate as snow.
"Wow~" the little yellow cat was very unhappy, and reluctantly let its little feet rub against itself. Alas, life is difficult for cats.
Poof!
"Master Le, although the Cihang Sword Manual is known as the Four Wonderful Books of the Martial Arts, it is a bit strange to me no matter how I look at it. According to my understanding of the zhenqi meridians, the greatest effectiveness of this martial arts seems to be two: First: Use
A large amount of true energy nourishes the body, so as long as one is successful in martial arts, one must have an extraordinary appearance and posture. Second: Visualize the spirit. After cultivating to the state of clear sword heart, not only will the temperament be like that of a fairy, but also
Aim to become proficient in any sword technique as soon as you learn it. But didn’t dad say that the key to martial arts is mastery rather than mastery? What’s the point of learning so many sword techniques? And the most powerful thing about this sword’s clear mind is that it can feel other people’s thoughts. But
This seems to be of no use in battle. You must know that if warriors are fighting in the same situation, dozens or hundreds of moves will change in an instant. They still rely more on body and instinctive reactions, and sensing is too late." Song Yuzhi Xiaoxiao
I am very confused and feel that these four great books are not worthy of their name.
The little yellow cat grinned: "Meow!" [What do you know? The founder of Cihang Jingzhai has understood the true meaning of the world: men conquer the world through force, and women conquer the world through conquering men.
If I hadn't been here back then, your father would not be marrying your mother now!] Song Yuzhi was stunned for a moment, thought carefully for a long time, and suddenly realized.
This kung fu seemed to be particularly effective in dealing with men. Speaking of which, she really wanted to meet them to see if the skin of those fairies was as good as hers.
She has been practicing the strangely named technique with Le Ye since she was a child. Not only is she now hairless, but the pores on her skin even seem to be gradually disappearing.
What she is most worried about now is whether if she continues, her vagina will be gone. How will she pee then?
Little Yellow Cat: ...The brain circuit of a spiritual girl is different from that of ordinary people.