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Chapter 0847 Academic Overlord

In the world of traditional Chinese medicine, diagnosis and treatment are broad and profound, and the four diagnostic methods of inspection, hearing, inquiry, and incision combined with ginseng are indispensable.

Especially the steady pulse-taking, which often requires more than ten minutes of detailed experience, can gain insight into the mysteries of the body and determine the source of the disease.

Traditional Chinese medicine firmly believes that the human body is a harmonious whole, with the five elements flowing and yin and yang interdependent. Any slight imbalance may trigger a chain reaction. For example, some people who suffer from insomnia and easily become sleepy and have no energy all day may have kidney deficiency.

On the No. 101 bus, He Ziqiu's expression gradually became serious as he was checking his pulse.

Li Jianjian's expression gradually became brighter. As the saying goes, if the Chinese medicine doctor is not afraid of a smile, she is afraid of the Chinese medicine doctor's low eyebrows. She won't have any terminal disease, right?

No! She is still waiting for her two brothers to take off and make a lot of money, and then she will be a happy little rice bug, eating, drinking and having fun with Le Ye all day long.

"Brother, how's the situation?" Li Jianjian mustered up his courage and spoke softly, for fear of hearing an answer he didn't want to accept.

He Ziqiu slowly let go of his hand and sighed. Then, with Li Jianjian's heavy expression, he gently held her little hand: "Congratulations, Miss Jianjian, you are going to be a big girl!"

"Ah? What does this mean?" Li Jianjian looked confused.

"It means you're going to be a aunt soon." He Ziqiu said with a smile.

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Jianjian felt a warm current quietly surging in his lower body, like a clear spring in the mountains, delicate and warm. When he lowered his head, he saw a red flower quietly blooming on the blue and white school uniform.

"So this is my aunt... But why don't I feel as painful as Qi Mingyue said?" Li Jianjian was not surprised, but full of curiosity.

Anyway, she doesn't need to wash the clothes. At home, the clothes are washed by her brother, Ling Xiao is responsible for hygiene, and she is responsible for eating, drinking and having fun with Le Ye.

In this way, we divide work and cooperate, each performs his or her duties, and everyone lives happily.

Seeing this, Ling Xiao quickly took off his coat and carefully put it on her to hide the sudden "secret".

He Ziqiu explained with a smile: "People's physiques cannot be generalized. Your aunt's late arrival may have something to do with the messy food that Mr. Le ate together.

Qi Mingyue's pain is probably due to a cold palace due to lack of exercise, eating less, and not being exposed to the sun. And you are healthier than a calf, so of course it doesn't hurt."

"Bang~" Li Jianjian punched the little brother directly and said dissatisfied: "Who are you calling a brat?"

After the two played around for a while, Li Jianjian rolled his eyes, lowered his voice, and asked curiously: "Brother, Qi Mingyue said that there are many things to pay attention to when becoming a big girl. She was a little embarrassed to say, what specific things should be paid attention to?

ah?"

The two of them grew up naked together, so naturally they don't have much embarrassment.

"Cough cough cough~" Ling Xiao coughed several times.

"Brother, are you sick too? Please ask me to take your pulse." Li Jianjian turned around and asked with concern.

Ling Xiao:......

He Ziqiu understood the idea, leaned close to Li Jianjian's ear, and whispered softly: "After you become a big girl, your body will begin to develop. For example, your heart will feel swollen and painful, gradually getting bigger, and there will be some changes in color and shape.

These are normal phenomena.

As for the secret places for peeing, they are also beginning to mature and pervert. At this time, you have to pay attention to some problems, otherwise you will easily get gynecological diseases."

When Li Jianjian heard this, he immediately leaned into He Ziqiu's ear and asked, "What should we pay attention to?"

He Ziqiu continued to answer patiently: "First: Don't wear this little vest. It's easy to wear on the chest. I'll go to the mall later to pick out some small underwear for you. Just ask the salesperson to measure the specific size. Of course, according to me

Observation, you should be A, mediocre;

Second: Don’t wipe your butt randomly when you poop. Wipe from front to back, not from back to front. Otherwise, bacteria will be brought to you, which will easily lead to inflammation.

Third: When taking a shower, pay attention to flushing the place where you urinate with warm water. Just outside is fine. Never flush inside, otherwise it will destroy the physiological environment inside.

If you are in a relationship with a boyfriend, you must not date during your aunt's period, as it may lead to infertility, and you must wash your body with a special cleaning solution one day a week.

Fourth: Aunt towels are divided into day use, night use, lengthened, widened, thickened and ultra-thin. You can choose different ones for each weather day.

Of course, with your temperament, you are probably too lazy to prepare, and you are running around like a mad dog all day, so you might as well just lengthen and widen your pants so that they won't leak. Otherwise, I won't be able to remove my clothes no matter how hard I rub them.

Fifth: Remember to prepare a small basin in winter and wash it with warm water every night before going to bed, otherwise it will easily become infected.

Sixth: Well... sometimes, there will be white or yellow discharge from the vagina. This is normal and there is no need to panic.

…”

After talking, the bus was about to arrive at the stop. Li Jianjian was confused, but full of admiration for He Ziqiu.

"Brother, you are so amazing and know so much, and I can't remember so much. Why don't you just come and help me with it."

"Cough cough cough cough!" Ling Xiao and He Ziqiu almost collapsed.

As expected of you, Li Jianjian!

.....

At dinner time, it is rare for the whole family to gather together and sit around the same dining table.

Ling Heping was not tied to working overtime, and the little yellow cat stayed on the table obediently, no longer messing around, and beat the dog nearby that was urinating and squealing.

"Jianjian, come and eat!" Li Haichao greeted his daughter.

"Okay, here we go!" Jianjian walked out of the bathroom, with a shyness and gentleness that was rarely seen in his steps. After sitting down, there was still a smile on his lips that he couldn't hide.

When Li Haichao saw this, he said with a smile: "Look at how happy you are, you made a good friend on the first day of school, right?"

Ling Heping agreed happily: "Haichao, look at our family, how warm it is!

I think back then, when we decided to raise these three children together, there were a lot of discussions among the neighbors, saying that how can two grown men do it? There must be a woman in the family.

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Now look at the children, they are all tall, handsome, healthy and energetic, how wonderful!"

As he spoke, he put his arm around Li Haichao's shoulders, and there was a deep affection and tacit understanding between the two.

Li Haichao pushed him away gently and said with a smile: "Virtue!"

"Hahaha!" Ling Heping laughed heartily, "Auntie Qian is always talking about looking for partners for me. What kind of partners are you talking about? How happy it is to be alone. You can eat and drink when you want. I have had enough quarrels.

!”

Suddenly, Li Jianjian cleared his throat, stood up, and said solemnly: "I want to announce something big!"

Hearing this, the whole family put down their chopsticks in unison and all looked at her.

Li Jianjian stretched out his hands and announced boldly: "I, Li Jianjian, my aunt is here today!"

For a moment, there was a brief silence at the dinner table.

Li Haichao, Ling Heping, Le Ye, He Ziqiu, Ling Xiao:......

Li Jianjian felt a little puzzled: "Why don't you say anything? Congratulate me!"

Ling Heping coughed lightly and raised his juice cup: "Haha, congratulations to Jianjian, you have officially become a big girl!"

"Hey, thank you!" Li Jianjian toasted each one excitedly, his heart filled with the joy of growing up.

From today on, she is no longer a child, but an adult!

After the toast, the atmosphere seemed a little subtle. Li Haichao quickly picked up a piece of fish belly and put it on the little yellow cat's dinner plate, trying to change the subject: "Master Le, try this fish. It is a wild fish caught by Uncle Wang next door from the mountains."

Fish, fresh and delicious.”

"Meow~" the little yellow cat meowed softly.

[You are good at shoveling shit. When I return to the immortal class and climb to the top of the universe, I will make you my 10010th royal shit shoveler. You will live forever and live the same life as heaven. 】

Everyone laughed knowingly when they heard this. Le Ye has some abilities, such as bringing good luck if he touches it, and he also knows Chinese medicine and some pills and exercises with strange names.

But I have been saying this for several years, but it has not been fulfilled. Everyone should just listen to it.

"Hey, Ling Xiao, did you sneak into the pointed house just now and hide some treasure? It looks like a gift!" He Ziqiu suddenly interrupted, with a bit of curiosity in his tone.

"A gift?" When Li Jianjian heard this, her eyes instantly lit up like stars. Regardless of Ling Xiao's obstruction, she ran into the room. Soon, she rushed out with a smile on her face, holding a small and exquisite bra in her hand.

box.

"Ah! My brother actually gave me clothes! It's white, with lace trim, and it looks so good!" Li Jianjian was as excited as a child, with eyes full of love for the gift.

"Cough cough cough..." Everyone present, including Le Ye, all coughed dryly in unison, and the atmosphere became a little delicate for a moment.

"Ouch, my stomach suddenly feels uncomfortable, I have to go to the bathroom!" Upon seeing this, Ling Xiao quickly made an excuse and fled the scene in a hurry.

Ling Heping also seemed a little restless and made an excuse: "By the way, I suddenly remembered that the clothes on the balcony were not confiscated and I had to deal with them."

Li Jianjian didn't seem to notice anything strange around him, and continued to be immersed in joy: "Also, my little brother also took me to the mall today. He has such a good eye, and the size of the towel and underwear he chose are super suitable.

, it’s exactly the same as the store clerk’s measurement!”

She shared her happiness with a happy face.

Hearing this, He Ziqiu covered his face with his hands, with a helpless expression of "What's wrong with the world?", unable to complain about this sudden "sweet critical attack".

Li Haichao fell silent.



Half a month passed leisurely, and life gradually calmed down. Everyone had their own lives, working, going to school, and beating dogs.

On the campus of No. 8 Middle School, the midday sun shines gently on every corner, providing students with a short break.

He Ziqiu looked around. Among the bustling crowd, the flowers, plants, trees and various small animals in the corners. Every classmate and every creature seemed to be the protagonist in their own story, and the whole world revolved around them.

He is also a human being, not a machine. After studying for a long time, he came out to relax and suddenly felt the meaning and happiness of life.

Yes, although his parents abandoned him when he was a child, he now has a father and sister who love him, as well as the powerful Le Ye, which makes him very satisfied.

Suddenly, a sudden argument broke out around the corner.

"Miss, why don't you look at the road when you're walking? I've spilled all my medicine, how can I still take it?" A slightly impatient voice sounded.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" A panicked voice apologized repeatedly.

"Is it enough to just apologize? What should I do with my medicine? I have to pay for it!" The other party refused to give up.

He Ziqiu frowned slightly, looking around the corner, and saw that the weak-looking girl around the corner was Li Jianjian's deskmate, the top student in Class 25 and Qi Mingyue, who was also the class president?

In the high school entrance examination, her score was only a hair's breadth away from hers, only about fifty points.

"Qi Mingyue, what happened?" He Ziqiu quickly stepped forward and asked.

Qi Mingyue was surrounded by two men. One was tall and powerful, with a dragon-shaped tattoo on his neck, while the other looked much frailer. There were several Chinese medicines scattered on the ground, and the scene seemed a bit chaotic.

"Who is this kid? Didn't you see that my medicine was hit? Pay me back! Look, this is a receipt, it's more than a thousand, and there's a label!" The tattooed man showed the receipt in his hand menacingly.

He Ziqiu glanced at the receipt, and a faint smile appeared at the corner of his mouth: "Ginseng slices? Deer antlers? I have been studying medicine for many years, but why don't I see any trace of deer antlers on the ground?

Moreover, I saw with my own eyes that it was clearly you who bumped into my classmate."

The tattooed man was furious when he heard this: "What do you know about Chinese medicine? I think you just want to default on your debt!"

"Don't worry." The weak man quickly dissuaded him, "They are still students, and the little girl didn't mean it. Just forget it and consider yourself unlucky."

"No! Our money doesn't fall from the sky!" The tattooed man became even more angry, with blue veins popping out.

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! The weak man sighed and turned to He Ziqiu and Qi Mingyue: "It is not an option to continue the stalemate like this. There are still people in the family waiting for life-saving medicine.

Let's do this, we consider ourselves unlucky, you can just make up some of it as you wish."

Qi Mingyue turned pale with fright and quickly agreed: "I'll get you the money right now."

He Ziqiu said coldly: "Sister, please wake up, these two people are obviously liars!"

When the tattooed man heard this, he was furious and stepped forward to use force: "What does it have to do with you? Get out of here, or don't blame me for being rude!"

"Don't fight!" Qi Mingyue hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade him.

He Ziqiu pushed Qi Mingyue aside and hit the wall with a bang. At the same time, his wrists moved slightly, and with a flash of silver light, the two of them fell to the ground in an instant, with a slender stick stuck in their necks.

Silver Needle, with a face full of fear, could not move.

Qi Mingyue fell to the ground in shock.

"Tap tap tap——"

He Ziqiu's footsteps were steady and powerful, slowly approaching the two people, squatting down, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"This silver needle will only make you temporarily incapacitated now, but if it is left in the body for more than half an hour, I'm afraid you will have to lie in bed for the rest of your life.

What's even more interesting is that no one knows what's going on even if they go to the hospital.

What, do you still want to continue playing? If not, just blink."

When the two heard this, they were so frightened that they blinked their eyes desperately.

Where the hell did this living King of Hell come from!

"Huh!" He Ziqiu hummed softly, and with a slight wave of his finger, the two silver needles seemed to have become spiritual and disappeared in an instant.

When the two of them saw this, they didn't dare to stay for a moment. They quickly struggled to get up and ran away without looking back.

"Remember to be careful next time!" He Ziqiu turned around and whispered to Qi Mingyue, who was still sitting on the ground in a daze. Then he put his hands in his pockets and left briskly, free and easy.

Women will only affect the progress of his studies.

Qi Mingyue stood up and gently patted the dust on her butt. Looking at the retreating back, she was mesmerized.

so hot!




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