If your friend hasn’t contacted you for a long time, there are three situations:
Type 1: He is dead;
Second type: He is studying medicine;
The third type: He is in the final exam.
If he is studying medicine and taking final exams at the same time, you can treat him as dead.
There is never a need to focus on key points when studying medicine, because every book is all about key points.
People use cloth bags to pack books, they use boxes to pack books.
In short, it’s just two words: hard work!
There is no doubt that doctors are one of the most tiring subjects, along with law and mathematics, of course.
After starting school, Zhou Su took the little yellow cat with him to start the boring career of studying medicine: taking classes and endorsements.
After memorizing five books about four centimeters thick, Zhou Su began to wonder: Why should I study medicine?
Dragging the little yellow cat who was still eating aside and petting it twice, Zhou Su clenched his fists to encourage himself: "When daddy gets sick, I won't know everything!"
Life has smoothed its edges, and our Zhou Su’s goals are getting smaller and smaller.
After reading for another hour, I turned around and saw that her little yellow cat had placed many different medicinal materials on the table and ate them one by one.
Zhou Su is a little confused. Could it be that for Lele, the meaning of being born as a cat is to eat all the time?
Zhou Su had always had doubts about Lele’s breed. After a month of observation, she was surprised to find that this little yellow cat never pooped!
You know, because her family had a little money, she asked her father's assistant to buy a room for whatever the little yellow cat liked to eat, and then she saw that Lele ate almost all day long.
She eats so much and still doesn’t poop! To be honest, Zhou Su is a little envious because she often has to poop, and sometimes her poop is thick, big, and black due to an unbalanced diet. For a girl, it’s very uncomfortable.
friendly.
After observing for fifteen minutes and 23 seconds, Zhou Su seemed to have discovered a pattern. Lele ate in proportion, not randomly. She took notes when she was bored.
1 mouthful of polygonatum, 1 mouthful of wolfberry, 1 mouthful of mulberry, 1 mouthful of longan meat, 2 mouthfuls of red dates, a piece of ginseng...
After writing it down, Zhou Su grabbed a portion according to the prescription and began to cook the medicine and drink it.
What foodies like to eat must be delicious.
Miao Le didn't take it seriously as he watched the shit shoveling officer busy around. While eating, he looked through the inherited memories to see if there was anything good.
The laws of the cat clan: teach, control, and enlighten the low-level cat clan.
Kongkong footwork: special footwork, running extremely fast.
Sixth consciousness: special induction, special warning.
...
An hour later, Zhou Su cooked the medicine. Looking at the red color inside the bowl and smelling the sweet medicine, he drank it without hesitation.
"Fuck! It hurts!"
Miao Le, who was in a daze, suddenly came to his senses because his practice speed suddenly doubled.
Turning his eyes, it couldn't be his own problem, something happened to the shit shovel officer!
"Meow~"
Following the smell, Miao Le found the bedroom.
"It's so hot!"
"I'm dying!"
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"
.......
Then he saw Zhou Su, who was named the Cool Goddess in school, lying on the bed with her back spread out, her clothes thrown everywhere, and except for the black hair on her body, her skin was all red.
Miao Le opened his mouth slightly: This...?
"Lele, save...save me!" As if hearing a meow, Zhou Su's misty eyes opened slightly and looked at the little yellow cat pleadingly.
Miao Le raised his paws and scratched his head. Was this... in heat?
After hesitating for a while, he suddenly found the bowl on the table and could easily tell the proportion of medicinal materials in it with his sense of smell.
Did the shit shovel eat the Buyuan Dan? Can humans eat this stuff?
Miao Le quickly started looking through the inherited memories. Fortunately, this thing has a search system, and he quickly found the target.
Sure enough, as a Tmall family that has been passed down for endless years, we have encountered all kinds of weird things.
"If the Human Race's Shit Sweeper mistakenly eats the Bu Yuan Pill, there is no need to rush to change the Shit Sweeper. There are three solutions: 1: If you leave it alone, she will have nosebleeds, diarrhea, bedwetting, and peeing in half an hour.
It will return to normal in three hours."
"Two: If you carefully study the body of the shit shoveling officer, you can use Miao Miao Quan to tap the corresponding acupoints in the following ways to help it absorb the power of the medicine (Figure 10086) (Figure 10087)..."
"Three: Practice the fifteenth generation Tmall Shit Shoveler, a basic human training method specially created for weak Shit Shovelers: "Fuck You Yuan Zhuyuan Dan Xuan Gong"."
"Note: I am the fifteenth generation Tmall: Meow Hei. Because the shit-slayer saw my preserved image, for the inheritance of the Tmall clan, I endured the humiliation and was forced to leave this method in the inheritance memory!
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"I'm here to warn the younger generation, never use black history to blackmail the shit-slayer when you can't beat them!"
After reading the solution, Miao Le was stunned. How could he still blackmail the shit shoveling officer? Good guy, thanks to my ancestors, I have learned another professional skill!
With enough time, Miao Le quickly found a spare camera from the cabinet under the bed.
...
Five minutes later, Miao Le crawled up to the already lost consciousness, stretched out his sharp claws, and gently stabbed Zhou Su's Tanzhong point.
Zhou Su suddenly became energetic and her consciousness became a little clearer. Then she saw the little yellow cat posing in a strange posture in front of her.
Fortunately for her soul, Zhou Su, who had learned to dance since she was a child, hurriedly moved her body. After a few minutes, she felt a little more comfortable and changed her position.
The girl's body is indeed very soft. Miao Le watched it with gusto while teaching her, and she will definitely let the shit-sweeper dance for him when he has the opportunity in the future.
An hour later, Zhou Su was sweating profusely and spread out in a puddle on the bed. He let out a long breath and said, "I feel good!"
Miao Le on the side silently put away the camera opposite the bedside and carefully placed it on the top of the cabinet.
...
After resting for a while, she found that the sheets were dripping with water. After Zhou Su regained some strength, she first called her father's assistant and asked him to prepare a new set of bedding.
After making the call, I threw the phone on the bed, and the bedside lamp was smashed to pieces.
Zhou Su was stunned and looked at his hands, which were as white as jade. He squeezed them tightly and could even clearly see the muscles on his arms.
I've become stronger!
Looking in the mirror again, she was very happy to find that her face was much smoother. This medicine and action were so amazing!
After putting on her shorts and pajamas, Zhou Su happily found the little yellow cat eating peacefully on the dining table, picked it up in her arms, and pressed her little face against it: "Lele is so good, mommy loves you so much."
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Miao Le narrowed her eyes and her pink and delicate ears trembled. Why was the shit-sweeper's touch so happy?
"By the way, Lele, can I still take your medicine?"
Faced with the longing look in the officer's eyes, Miao Le nodded his head.
"Lele, if I keep practicing that move, won't I become a muscular woman?"
"Lele, can I ask my father to set up a company to study your prescription?"
"Lele..."
Miao Le opened his mouth slightly and was dumbfounded by the question: Who am I and where am I?
...
The days of studying medicine are undoubtedly boring, and some courses are quite challenging for girls, such as practical courses.
Out of curiosity, Miao Le once came to the laboratory with his head lying on Zhou Su's head. Then he saw Zhou Su wearing a white coat and smoking formalin in the laboratory with an expressionless face, studying the gross body teacher bit by bit.
muscles, nerves and blood vessels.
Her corpse was that of an old woman. The formalin had not been soaked well and it was prone to mold. The first thing she did in class was to open the box and wipe it all over with formaldehyde solution because teachers were generally short of resources.
In the evening, Zhou Su brought two boxes of things back to the dormitory. Miao Le thought they were food and opened them enthusiastically, but they turned out to be bones.
After eating and exercising for a while, Zhou Su studied the structure of each bone and asked Miao Le to tell him where the greater trochanter was, where the lesser trochanter was, where the ulnar olecranon was, and where the internal and external condyles were, and he had to distinguish them clearly.
Thoracic and lumbar vertebra......
After that day, Miao Le's temper improved a lot. He never yelled at Zhou Su for being disturbed from sleeping. He also buried the camera in the cabinet deeply in the ground.
A strong medical student is so terrifying!
The days gradually calmed down, there was no financial pressure, and there were no special entertainment activities. Miao Le and Zhou Su began to go back and forth between the school and the dormitory at two o'clock.
Study, exercise, practice.
At first, it was just for fun. Zhou Su would follow the actions of his little yellow cat after taking the medicine.
After a period of time, she found that not only her physical strength had greatly increased, but also studying became much easier. She could memorize a five-centimeter-thick medical book in just over two weeks.
The key is that her physical and mental strength are still growing and she has not reached a bottleneck yet.
Amazing skills!
If we were to use this medicine and skills to create a family, wouldn't it be against the will of heaven?
As a second-generation rich man, Zhou Su immediately saw the potential of this skill and bought the ownership of this skill from Miao Le at the cost of an increase of two million in food expenses every year for the next 20 years.
When Zhou Su first approached Miao Le to negotiate, he disagreed. After all, although the name of this skill was not very nice, it was passed down from the ancestors and could not be easily passed on to others.
Sadly, she gave too much!
After the initial food allowance was increased to 8 million, tears of humiliation left the corner of Miao Le's mouth, and he quickly stamped cat's paw prints on the agreement for the transfer of skills and prescriptions.
After getting the agreement, Zhou Su quickly explained the specific situation to his father Zhou Jianming. Of course, Miao Le's existence was definitely concealed.
Anyone who can become an elder in Hong Kong these days will basically have some blood on their hands. Based on her understanding of her father, if she reveals the magic of the little yellow cat, something bad may happen.
After receiving the news about his daughter, and then arranging for a specialized agency to examine his daughter's physical and IQ conditions, Zhou Jianming became completely excited.
He wants to build a medical empire!
Asia Shipping suddenly started a big move: acquiring hospitals, acquiring pharmaceutical research institutes, poaching top professors in the pharmaceutical department, top security...
Zhou Su's life continued to be peaceful again, and Miao Le's cat life was as uneventful as ever. He ate, drank, slept, hung up to practice, and when he was bored, he went out to find a few younger brothers to practice his skills.
Unknowingly, he has become the boss of the cat, dog, and rat tribes that surround him for ten kilometers.
Last time Zhou Su went to have a barbecue on a whim, the two gangsters were bitten to the point of collapse by four stray dogs before they even came forward to tease them. When he returned home at night, he found that all the furniture had been bitten by rats.
The two gangsters thought they had hit someone evil, so they hurriedly surrendered to the police station and confessed to a drug gang.
The star of the police force, Inspector Chan Kwok-wing of the Kowloon District Heavy Duty Unit, is taking credit for his merits for no reason.
