When the old guy gets angry, the monkey on his shoulder will immediately bared its teeth and jump towards me.
I was struck by epilepsy and was feeling uncomfortable, but when I saw this dead monkey rushing towards me with black and sharp claws and sharp nails, I didn't dare to slack off. I immediately took my right hand out of my pocket to fumble for the Swiss Army Knife and waved it forward. I can't say anything about my physical fitness.
The progress is not just one or two points. The monkey is as fast as the wind, but my attack is like lightning. I strike first and hit the monkey in front of the head with my sword.
It was quite agile. When it blocked it with one hand, its hard and sharp claws actually made sparks with the steel blade. I was shocked and bounced to the side.
The blade of my Swiss Army knife was only eight centimeters, and the blade was less than twenty centimeters. I took a few steps back. As soon as I stood firm, I saw the old guy slamming the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" at me.
I turned my head and dodged, and he opened his mouth wide and roared. Suddenly, black mist lingered on his face, and sparse black hair began to grow on his cheeks, neck, forehead... This black hair grew very fast.
Within a few seconds, he was like a monkey.
I shouted out loud: "The ape corpse is coming?"
I didn't expect that this guy actually refined himself into the original head-dropping thing. What is the ape corpse drop?
The ape corpse here refers to a unique kind of monkey in the jungles of Southeast Asia. Its scientific name is Mandrillus sphinx, also called a mandrill (different from the dwarf mule mentioned earlier). It has a colorful face and a violent temper, especially males.
It is very rare to have a strong body and dare to fight the enemy. Some witches believe that it has the power to communicate with the gods. After its death, the body is corrupted and a small amount of red and white liquid (a mixture of blood and brain plasma) and a large amount of half-blood are taken out from the skull cavity.
Smear the corrupted hair on the human body, pray and recite mantras day and night, and finally the person will be able to transform into a mandrill, with unrivaled strength and the ability to leap several feet.
In ancient times, evil wizards and religious figures often used ape corpses to refine altar warriors and maintain their authority.
However, this is also an inhumane method. Although the person who is descended can live a normal life like ordinary people, however, whenever the moonlight is like water, the full moon is in the sky, everywhere in the body, and in the 37,000 acupoints.
It was extremely itchy, hairs sprouted from root to root, and the skin was dripping with blood. He was in excruciating pain. He could only take opium to relieve the pain. If things continued like this, he would become mentally disturbed and his life span would be less than ten years.
I only recorded these in my miscellany, and I looked up the information out of curiosity to compare, and unexpectedly I actually came across it. No wonder this guy said it was easy to kill me, not difficult. I looked at the window, waved my hand and said
: "Uncle, don't be impatient, don't be impatient... Let me tell you the truth, I have followed my grandmother's instructions and burned the book long ago, but I still remember the content. If you need it, I will
I can repeat it to you one by one..."
Shouting, I finally understood why this guy appeared here.
Because, in the miscellaneous talk of "The Twelve Techniques of Suppressing the Mountains", there is a passage by Luo Shiba about the explanation of the solution of the ape corpse. It is very feasible, and I also found it interesting (do you feel like a werewolf?), so it is right.
This witchcraft is very impressive.
However, as soon as this person enters the state of adjournment, most of his rationality is overwhelmed by his instincts. How can he listen to my argument?
What is instinct?
This mandrill has a horse face and a protruding nose, a bloody mouth, densely covered with fangs, a violent temper, changeable temperament, great strength, and extremely aggressive and dangerous. This habit has been integrated into the recipients with the inheritance of the blood secret method.
There was no way in my soul that he would listen to my arguments and delays. He pulled back and catapulted in front of me like a trebuchet. I just lowered my body and was brushed by my feet, so I fell to the side. I was also very anxious and careless.
There were not many, and they rolled and crawled towards the door.
There was a fierce wind on the left side. As soon as I dodged, I felt a burning pain on the left side of my face, but it was scratched by the monkey.
I turned around and saw Duoduo floating on top of the dead monkey. The little girl had tears in her eyes and began to turn green and ferocious. She opened her mouth wide to bite it. My heart moved and I suddenly remembered what kind it was: Tate.
The proto-lemur is also known as the brain-eating monkey. This ghost is an extraordinary creature. Ordinary monkeys are omnivores with ordinary food habits. However, it is very strange. It likes to eat carrion brains. It is a famous primate scavenger. It is said that it can
Communicate with the underworld and swallow spirits.
"Doduo don't want it!"
I had opened the door and saw the dead monkey stretching out its black claws to catch Duoduo. I couldn't help but go back and kick it. This kick was faster than I expected, and it hit it straight.
I kicked off and fell against the wall with a bang. Before the joy in my heart sprouted, I felt a black shadow appear, but it was the old guy who had entered the ape corpse descending state. He appeared on my left side, and he straightened the right one.
Arm, swung towards me. At this time, I had no time to dodge, and turned slightly sideways, allowing my back to bear the blow.
Bang! Before I could react, I felt myself being hit hard by the impact of the high-speed Dongfeng heavy truck.
In an instant, I was knocked out of the door with great force and hit the wall of the corridor directly.
My eyes went dark and I almost fainted.
However, this was a critical moment. If I closed my eyes and fainted, I would probably never open them again. At this desperate moment, I summoned some courage out of thin air and slid down the wall. I
He didn't know how many of his bones were broken, so he grabbed the Swiss Army knife tightly and threw it in the face of the black-haired monster that was striding forward.
He tilted his head, and the saber swung deeply into the sofa behind him. He roared wildly, "Ouch," and ropes of gravel fell down from the wall behind me.
On my head. My stomach was churning, and the blood in my mouth couldn't stop pouring out, which made my lungs throb. The blood on my forehead flowed down, blinding my eyes.
In the blood, I saw Duoduo running helplessly towards me, followed by the man striding towards me.
I thought it was going to be a good fight between dragons and tigers, but I didn't expect that I was so useless. I lost my fighting power in one encounter. Thinking about the golden silkworm Gu in my body, this little thing is an expert in using poison, but it is not Viagra. It can only bring it to me slowly.
My physical strength, reflexes and mental growth have increased, but they can't give me much support when fighting. I'm too young, too young. I lamented endlessly in my heart, and I wanted to struggle hard, but there was indeed a sharp pain in my chest and back, and I almost fainted from the pain.
.
At this moment, the man was only one step away from me.
Are you going to die?
I seemed to hear the voice from heaven. No, it was a pretentious voice shouting: "You monster, if you dare to make a mistake, wait until the poor Taoist comes to punish you!" I turned my head slightly and saw a man wearing a blue robe.
He stepped out from the side, wielding a broken mahogany sword and struck at the hairy man.
Then there was the sound of rapid footsteps, and several voices shouted: "Police, police..." Someone shouted: "What kind of monster is this?"
I gushed out a mouthful of blood again, but my heart felt a little calmer. However, just as I was about to put my mind down, I saw that the porcelain jar doll that had rolled to the ground when I fell just now was crushed by a big furry foot during the fight.
It shattered into pieces, and a small pool of clear oily substance flowed out. Then Duoduo screamed!
At this time, I was really furious. I felt a tight pain in my chest, my vision went dark, I heard a few gunshots, and I didn't know anything.
My last bit of consciousness was: Your sister...
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When I woke up again, the first thing I smelled was the smell of disinfectant.
This smell made me come back to my senses slowly. I opened my eyes and found that I was in a very ordinary ward. My eyes were blocked by the edge of gauze. I could barely see with my peripheral vision that there seemed to be several beds on the left and right. I wanted to stand up.
, but couldn't move, and found that my whole body was covered with bandages, and my neck was covered with a neck brace, just like a mummy. I tried my best to make some movement, so a fat nurse who looked like a passerby passed by.
He came, flicked my eyelids with his hands, and asked: "Hey...are you conscious? Can you speak?"
I said yes. As soon as I spoke, I felt like my throat was on fire. It was very spicy. I subconsciously said: Water... At this time, a beautiful figure ran in from the corner of my vision, and then my hand was grabbed tightly.
Then a beautiful long crow-colored hair filled the field of view of my eyes, and the woman cried and said: "Brother Lu, Brother Lu, you finally woke up, woo woo..."
I couldn't see it, but only by hearing the voice did I know it was Xiaomei.
So I shouted again: water... My voice was very raw, but she heard clearly, and hurriedly went to get a glass of warm water and drank it for me bit by bit. A few more people came in at the door, including Agen,
There were also the two old fritters and perverts in my shop. They gathered around me to chat and comfort me. I had something on my mind, so I just dealt with it. I waited until my throat no longer felt uncomfortable before asking what was going on.
Agen told me that he received a call from me that day. He didn’t dare to delay for a minute and immediately called the police. At the same time, he rushed to the XX Hotel at Nancheng Station. When he arrived at the station, he met the police officers who were dispatched and hurried to the police station.
I ran to the 11th floor and as soon as I got to the corridor, I saw me lying on the ground in the corridor. A Taoist priest was fighting with a chimpanzee-like creature. The police failed to warn and shot the chimpanzee. As a result, the guy saw the situation.
No, I injured two policemen and ran away.
Agen said that it was a good thing that these policemen had guns, otherwise, the monster would be really difficult to deal with.
"Run away?" I asked and he nodded.
At this time, the doctor came over under the leadership of the nurse. After checking me for a while, he said that my physical condition was not bad. Three ribs were broken, but I was recovering well. I felt at ease with the treatment... I nodded and asked how long it would take for me to be discharged from the hospital. He said it would take
Let's wait a month for the situation to stabilize before going home to recuperate. I didn't dare to ask him if a fat bug slipped out of my body during the operation. I nodded sharply and said nothing, and he didn't say anything, which was a relief.
Just left.
I asked Agen how many days have I been in coma? When is it now?
Agen said that you have been in coma for four full days, and you looked like a dead person when you were carried into the hospital. We are all preparing to hold a funeral for you. Fortunately, the doctor is very skilled and will give you a big red envelope in a while. I nodded.
, and said the bill would come from me. I saw that Xiaomei looked tired, so I asked if she hadn’t slept for a long time. Xiaomei smiled sweetly, shook her head and said it was okay. A clerk next to her giggled and said that Comrade Xiaomei had not slept in the past three days.
I have had a good sleep, and I will treat you like my husband.
Xiaomei blushed, turned around and spat at him to stop him from talking nonsense.
I said thank you to her gratefully. She blushed, stood up and said that she would go home and make some soup for me. People with broken bones like me should drink lotus root stewed with dragon bones.
We watched Xiaomei go out. Agen said that Xiaomei is really nice. She treats you as well as her future husband. She is considerate and considerate. You should take good care of it. I shook my head and said nothing. Agen was a little anxious and asked if you were dissatisfied.
Does she have a low diploma, or did she have a boyfriend before? Let me tell you, in this era, there are really not many beautiful and virtuous girls like her!
I didn't say anything. I didn't know how to say it. It would be a lie to say that I had no feelings for Xiaomei. Such a young and beautiful girl was a comfort to the eyes. She was beautiful and charming.
Energetic, kind and hard-working; however, I really don’t have that strong feeling for her, but I cherish her very much. Even if we are not familiar with each other, it would be nice to have sex together and be sex partners, but the key point is
She is also very important to my career (it's just a small business), and I really regard her as a friend. It's really hard to deal with the relationship if it breaks down.
I asked where the Taoist priest was that day?
Seeing that I was avoiding answering his questions, Agen felt a little uncomfortable, so he said in a stiff tone that he was also in the hospital, and that kid had hurt his hand.
I said, "Can you call him for me? I want to meet him alone."
A Gen didn't want to move, but he thought of my other identity, and there must be something urgent, so he stood up and said I would call for you. After A Gen went out, my two old fried dough sticks clerks came around and said, that Taoist priest is a
Huahuachangzi, he said he was your friend. We also gave him meals during the few days he was hospitalized. He had his palm read by the nurse every day, and he was surrounded by a group of girls. By the way, I told you about the one I met at the Foot Washing City Massage Parlor last time.
The hairy boy, that's him.
I nodded and said I got it, thank you, the store is busy, go back and take care of the business.
The two of them are the kind of old-timers who are lazy and spend most of a month's salary on the second child. But they are decent people, smart, hard-working, and good at soliciting business in the store. I treat them well.
, always take care of me, and occasionally ask me to borrow money, even if the amount is not large, I will not refuse, so they support me very much and think they are my people.
Seeing what I said, they nodded and said okay, okay, and hurried back to report the good news of Brother Lu's recovery to their comrades.
After a while, Xiao Keming, a miscellaneous man wearing a hospital gown, came in with one hand hanging. I motioned A Gen to stay outside the door. A Gen nodded and did not come in. All the patients in the several beds in the ward were
Everyone was doing their own thing, either sleeping or playing with their mobile phones, and didn't pay attention to the other side. Xiao Keming moved to a bench and sat down, bowed, and said that Fellow Daoist Lu finally woke up, and that Pindao had settled his worries.
I first thanked him for his life-saving grace, and then asked anxiously what happened to my porcelain jar. My most urgent concern now was Duoduo's safety. At that time, the porcelain jar was destroyed and the corpse oil leaked out. Duoduo was homeless and her soul was gone.
Frightened, he screamed loudly... Others couldn't see it. This little guy's magic power was not good, but he had good eyesight, so he must have seen it.
He smiled slightly and said, "Fellow Daoist Lu, I didn't expect that you are the successor of the witchcraft and Gu in southern Xinjiang. You not only plant golden silkworm Gu, but also raise jade girls and soul boys. You are so generous. I'm sorry! I'm disrespectful!" I said with a grimace.
He hurriedly asked what happened next? He rolled his eyes and said that Pindao had spent a lot of money in the past few days, and he was injured again, so he was short of money...
I said I would reimburse you!
He also said that the poor Taoist was unfamiliar with the place and had no place to stay. Even the Taoist Association would not take him in...
I said stay at my place.
He finally smiled with satisfaction, reached into his arms and took out something.
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