When I stop writing here, some people may ask: You don’t know anything, how come you suddenly know how to cast a poisonous spell?
Let me tell you something here, raising voodoo is actually very easy to raise, but it is difficult to remove the voodoo. The reason why I understand the mantra of raising voodoo is because I saw it in the Dharma door, the simplest transliteration, because my memory suddenly became much clearer,
That's it. Moreover, among all the poisons, face-to-face poisoning is the simplest kind, which is equivalent to the level of failing the test when learning to drive. Of course, the most important thing is because I have the king of poisons in my belly.
Golden Silkworm Gu, it became my natal Gu.
What is natal Gu? It is connected to the flesh and lives and breathes.
Anyway, after I finished reciting the curse, I concentrated on looking at Officer Yang’s face. Within two minutes, he was holding his stomach, his facial muscles twitched, his face was ashen, his neck was stiff, and big drops of sweat came from behind his ears.
It was flowing down. Officer Ma asked him what was wrong. He said there might be something wrong with the fast food he ate yesterday. His stomach hurt, it hurt so bad, and he wanted to go to the toilet.
I sneered and told him, don't go there now, pull out a bubble full of bugs and scare yourself.
The two police officers and the female recorder next to me, who looked very ordinary, all looked at me. Officer Ma asked, "Is it your fault?" My nose felt a little itchy and I sneezed. First, I silently recited two sentences of "Ling"
"Biaotong Xie Xie Xie Xie Qi Zen" mantra, and then sneered: "I stayed in the bureau for a day for no reason, and I got a headache from hunger. Someone always has to take responsibility."
"Shao Tamar is just pretending to be a ghost!"
Officer Yang banged the table, glared at me angrily, and went out holding his stomach. I didn't say anything, lowered my head and dozed off. The atmosphere inside was freezing. After a while, Officer Yang opened the door with a pale face. He almost
He dragged his steps to the door, his eyes were red, and he yelled at me, his voice almost crying: "You bitch, what on earth did you do to me?"
Officer Ma quickly went to help him: "Xiao Yang, Xiao Yang, what's wrong with you?"
Officer Yang weakly tugged on Officer Ma's sleeve, and the grown man burst into tears: "I went to the toilet, and I pulled out a bunch of white bugs, alive and rolling..." He still had to say.
As he went down, Officer Ma stopped him, turned his head to look at me, paused for three seconds, and then bowed and apologized to me: "Mr. Lu, I'm sorry, it's because of our poor handling of the case. I'm sorry. I apologize to you on behalf of everyone."
Sorry, please don't embarrass Xiao Yang."
In our family, when we say "Mr.", we usually refer to the fortune tellers. This title made me smile after a while. I thought, after all, I am a member of the family.
It was not good to be miserable, so he said: "I want to call home to report that everything is safe..."
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I was released immediately, and Officer Ma said he would set up a table for me to apologize in the largest hotel in the county. I said I wouldn't be busy for now, looked at the aggrieved Officer Yang, and asked him, "Do you accept it?"
He was probably frightened by Xiang who was full of bugs. Although there was resentment in his heart, he could only lower his head and say: "I'm convinced."
I said okay, you go and change into a pair of pants first.
His face turned red all of a sudden. Officer Ma's face twitched. After Officer Yang went out, he wiped his hands on the door vigorously. I didn't say anything more about Officer Yang's refusal to wipe his butt. Instead, I told Officer Ma to say:
: "You go, or find someone to go to the vegetable market or the nearest farmhouse, and buy a freshly laid local egg, the freshest one. Then you also need red thread and yellow paper charms. These are sold in Lingji Incense and Candle Shops.
Be fast, the faster the better.”
He said yes and immediately ordered the people below to do it, and I was led to an office to sit down. Officer Ma chatted with me. We chatted about the corpse case, and soon Officer Yang took the red thread and
The yellow paper charm came in. I told them that I really didn't know about this matter. They said they knew, and said that the method of the two corpse dismemberment cases was the same, but I already had alibi for the first time, so although the suspicion was there,
But it's not big, it's just that the pressure from above is tight, and they want to try it here to find a breakthrough.
I cursed these idiots in my heart, but since we had reconciled, I didn't say anything.
When a pretty-looking girl in uniform came in with a khaki egg, I picked it up and put it in the boiling water cup they received. Then I tied Officer Yang's wrists and ankles with red thread, and then slapped them hard.
After a few minutes, I asked him to take off his shirt, and I rolled the soaked eggs on his belly first, slowly, from the chest to the ribs and all the way to the pelvis.
After about two minutes, I burned the yellow paper charm and untied the red rope.
Officer Ma, have you said hello? Although I have no experience, I just followed the book, but at this moment, I can only bite the bullet and say yes. Officer Yang was beaten for a while, his face turned red from holding it in, and he said he needed to go to the toilet again, I
He said that this was a good thing, as all the remaining poison would be discharged, and there would be no insects this time. He ran out doubtfully.
Officer Ma continued to talk to me about the corpse dismemberment case. I asked if Li Decai had been found? I suspected that the dismemberment case was not done by humans at all, but by a short mule. Why did he say this? I helped him analyze it for a while. See you.
I looked like an expert, and Officer Ma remembered a bizarre case, showed me the file, and asked me to help analyze it.
I didn’t refuse, so I took it over and took a look: the person who died was a little girl, only six and a half years old. She was the daughter of a wealthy boss in the county. She died mysteriously, with no illness or disaster. She suddenly became ill for several days and lost her eyesight.
He confessed, vomited black blood and died. The boss was very sad and buried the child, but the boss's wife felt that something was fishy, so she called the police for help. In remote small counties, burial is generally popular, and it only lasts a few days, so
The boss was very opposed to it, but he couldn't resist his wife anymore, so he agreed to do an autopsy. Unexpectedly, he went there and found that the body had been stolen.
I said that his eyes turned white and he vomited black blood from his mouth and died. It was a bit like being drugged, or maybe he was sick.
It would have been better if we could conduct an autopsy at that time, but now that the bodies have been stolen, is there any point in talking about this?
This was all half a year ago.
At this time, Officer Yang came in. He came to me and bowed sharply like a Japanese, and said: "I'm sorry, Mr. Lu Zuo, I am ignorant and have offended an expert. Fortunately, you don't remember the faults of villains and let them go."
I, Yang Yu, will definitely remember it in my heart." I saw that he was quite sincere, so I waved my hand and said no, I only poisoned you to get away, just don't hate me. Officer Yang quickly hurriedly
He said he didn't dare and looked pious.
I was afraid that he would say this and still be jealous in his heart, so I said, "Don't think too much. Although I made you suffer a little this time, I also helped you cure the neuralgia in your neck.
It’s like we owe each other nothing.” After I reminded him, he touched his neck and found that it was no longer twitching, and he jumped up with joy.
As mentioned here, in fact, the original purpose of Gu was not to harm people, but to cure diseases and save people. It is also called a witch doctor. It is recorded in Li Shizhen's "Compendium of Materia Medica". I will not go into the principle here.
It was only later that people discovered that it was much easier to use to harm people than to cure diseases, so it was abused and this gave it a bad reputation.
Officer Yang said he wanted to treat me to a drink and set up a table at the best restaurant in the county.
I didn't refuse. Having been wandering abroad for a long time, I know a truth: many friends mean many roads, many enemies mean many walls.
At this time, the young policewoman with fair features and swollen breasts came in, pointed at the things on the table, and asked if they should be removed. I said yes, and she found a plastic bag to put it in and throw it away. Officer Ma
I joked that the egg was not broken and was ready for Xiao Yang’s breakfast. It cost a lot of money to buy it. I shook my head and said no. Several people were wondering why. I said that you will know if you open it and take a look. Officer Ma cracked the egg open.
, the egg white has solidified, and when you peel it down to the yolk, it is densely covered with tiny white and black bugs, still squirming and rolling.
Several people turned pale with fright, and the female police officer even screamed in fright.
I was actually quite frightened, but I still had to pretend to be an expert and said, "This needs to be burned in the stove. Don't just throw it around to prevent it from spreading."
They all said yes and looked at me in awe.
At that time, I was extremely satisfied. You know, even though I was doing pretty well in 2007, every time a uniformed person from the Industrial and Commercial Tax Inspection Department came to the store, I would immediately nod and bow down, fawning over him.
Like my second grandson, I was afraid that they would cause me some trouble. So, although I had a little spare money, it was the first time that I was treated like this. I felt a sense of pride in my heart, like basking in the sun.
warm.
What about public safety experts? Are they still being fooled by me?
At that time, I suddenly became interested in the things my grandma left for me. These mysterious gadgets made me feel that with them, I no longer have to live a humble and careful life like a bastard. I can
With my head held high and my chest held high, I could live a dignified life in this world and impress all those who looked down upon me. When I thought about it, my heart was extremely swollen.
We had dinner at the Shanjiang Hotel in the evening. In the private room, there were fifteen or six dishes in a dazzling array, all of which were hard dishes. The wine was also good, Wuliangye. The only company we had was Officer Ma, Officer Yang and the guy at the station.
There were three female police officers seen inside. This lavish scene made me, a stingy little boss (or self-employed?), a bit stunned.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, when the meal was in full swing, Yang Yu (you don’t need to call a police officer now that you are familiar with him) took my hand and called me brother. He said that he had never served anyone in his whole life.
, his father is a state leader, and his mother is the CEO of a forestry company. He grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth, and he is proud of everyone. But today, he really convinced me, and he is so heart-warming! What will happen in the future? In one sentence
Whoever says it can't be done is a bastard.
I said today was a matter of necessity, but it can be said that we don’t know each other even if we don’t fight each other. We will take care of each other if anything happens in the future.
Ma Haibo is an old man. He always tries to trick me and asks me how I made these things. I know only a little bit about it myself. Half a bottle of water is sloshing around, and a bottle of water is not full. How can I explain this to him? I can only make mysteries.
The mist-shrouded place was talking nonsense, telling him that it was due to his family background, which was not enough for outsiders.
Yang Yu pulled my sleeve and cried with envy: It is better to have a father who is a state leader than to have a grandmother who is really capable.
I am usually a foodie, and I have basically eaten all the delicacies in Dongguan. I am so greedy that I sometimes run for more than an hour just to eat a good meal, and the food is very ugly and violent. This problem is that I have a bad habit of eating early.
I developed it when I was in poverty. At that time, I was hungry and had no money. I only drank water and tightened my belt. Now that the beautiful woman is next to me, I have restrained my appearance and look very polite. But that girl named Huang Fei
He didn't let me go and kept pouring wine on me.
I also have a good face, and I don't want to be criticized by others. I just drink when others respect me.
As a result, after a while, after drinking a pound of white wine, I started to feel a little dizzy. I promised something vaguely, but I really couldn’t remember it. I tried to keep myself awake, but my steps became more and more erratic. Looking at this person called Huang
Fei's beautiful woman was standing in front of me with a smile like a flower. My heart, which had not been beating for a long time, suddenly started beating non-stop. I just wanted to hold the beauty's little hand, hold her in my arms and express my love for her.
"Lu Zuo, help us... help us, otherwise I will be criticized by the leader!" This delicate voice, coming from the mouth of a policewoman, made me feel more masculine and proud.
...Properly!
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