The middle-aged policeman with a white left eye in front of me stared at me and Zamao Xiaodao as if he was aiming and shooting. He held two ID cards in his hands and asked suspiciously. And I answered in changed Mandarin, saying, "Yes,
I am Wang Li. Zamao Xiaodao nodded and bowed, just like the two Japanese devils in the anti-Japanese drama. He said yes, it was Se, and I said it was Lin Sen. When I was born, the fortune teller said that I lacked wood in the five elements, so I am my mother.
I took five pieces of wood, haha, haha...
Zamao Xiaodao talks about the authentic Trump. This guy travels all over the country and is very talented in languages. Not only the dialects of various places, but also English. If he gets interested, he can also chat with you for a few words. You can't tell him at all.
After he finished speaking in an exaggerated manner, he thought it was funny and kept laughing. However, the middle-aged policeman and the trainee policewoman following him ignored him and began to look at our room.
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To be honest, in the small county of Ningnan, the conditions of hostels are not very good, but since it is a tourist and cultural circle, it is not as good as ours, which has a pair of beds that smell like washing powder, and then there are bedside tables, toilets, and TVs.
There is also a mahjong table, several chairs and sofas, and you can see them clearly at a glance. Basically, there is nothing to check, but the middle-aged policeman glanced around and finally landed on the waterproof backpack we brought.
On the bag.
His eyes jumped and his hands unconsciously touched his waist.
Ordinary police officers are generally not equipped with guns. Only when there is a major operation, they will go to the Firearms Management Office to collect pistols and bullets. However, today this middle-aged policeman brought a police revolver. It can be seen from the above that this
The seriousness of the matter had reached a certain level. He pulled it out in a panic, pointed at us, and shouted loudly, "Squat down, lean against the wall and squat down."
Zamao Xiaodao and I saw the middle-aged policeman in a nervous mood, and there were several onlookers including the proprietress's wife gathered around the door. We had no choice but to hold our heads in our hands, obey the orders obediently, and squat against the wall. The middle-aged man
While the Nian policeman pointed his gun at us, he directed his trainee policewoman: "Lan Xiaoxian, go get their luggage bags!"
The trainee policewoman saluted and said, "Yes, master," and then ran over, her nose buzzing, and she seemed a little excited.
When she brought our waterproof luggage backpack over, she tried to unbutton it, but there was a combination buckle on it. The middle-aged policeman pointed at us and felt a little more relaxed, saying, "Hey, this backpack of yours is quite high-end. I pretended."
He looked infinitely aggrieved. He said it was a cheap product and looked high-end. In fact, it was sold on Taobao. The total cost was less than 80 yuan. Brother, if you want a backpack, just take it. There is no need to point a gun at us.
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The middle-aged policeman smiled angrily and said, "Don't talk too much. What's the password?"
The password is three digits, and there are many things in the bag, such as my locust wood plaque, vibrator, peach wood nails, six-pointed star fine gold necklace, stolen military map, Wong Tai Sin talisman pen, etc., as well as miscellaneous hair
The red copper compass on the trail, a bunch of talismans and related products were stuffed inside with a bunch of clothes because we were afraid of being found out before. If we are found out this time, our identity will definitely be exposed.
As for the two wooden swords that were most easily exposed, they had been stuffed under the bed when I was panicking just now.
However, with a police revolver pointed at my head, I didn't dare to have too much fun, so I could only silently read out the password and asked trainee policewoman Lan Xiaoxian to open it.
I have already made a plan in my mind. If my buddy is exposed this time, I will just grab the gun and knock out everyone present. I will be unconscious for ten days and a half, and then we will run away - as for
I still need to study carefully how to use this force. However, when the combination buckle was opened and Lan Xiaoxian slid the zipper, all the backpacks were filled with a change of clothes, and nothing that could reveal our identities was missing.
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I glanced at Zamao Xiaodao. On the surface, he looked calm, but he also seemed to be frightened.
Then I thought about it, it must have been at the moment when the tiger cat flew out, the little demon did something here - this little fox's hands are really fast. If she changes her profession,
I'm afraid that the eight-handed thief Zhou Zhijia, the old thief who is known as the king of thieves in the Northeast, will have nothing to eat. Thinking of the reason, I looked at the trainee policewoman holding my red underwear in her hand, couldn't help but cough, and said to the police officer,
If there's nothing wrong, please put down my pants. How unsightly?
Hearing my teasing words, the trainee policewoman threw it down in panic as if she had an exploding grenade in her hand. Her face immediately turned red, as if it was covered with a layer of red cloth.
She is not very pretty, but she looks very dashing in her police uniform.
I don't know why, but when I saw her, I thought of Huang Fei, so I felt a little heavy without knowing it.
The middle-aged policeman was relieved when he saw the items in the backpack. However, he did not put away the pistol. Instead, he stared at us for a while, then pointed to the trail of miscellaneous hair and said, "Take off your clothes."
! Zamao Xiaodao was stunned for a moment. He didn’t understand. Are you talking about tops or autumn clothes?
The middle-aged policeman said expressionlessly: "Take off all your clothes..."
Zamao Xiaodao looked at the crowd around him and hesitated a little, saying no, there were too many people and there was an obstacle in my heart.
The middle-aged policeman waved his hand, and the trainee female policeman closed the door of the room. Although he had taken off his clothes countless times while playing in the flowers, this was the first time that a man took off his clothes at gunpoint.
After twisting and turning for a long time, he finally peeled off his clothes, revealing his muscular upper body.
This is the body of a healthy man. Although it does not have the terrifying eight-pack abs of the Red Dragon Special Forces Lao Guang and Overlord, the muscles are well-proportioned and strong, delicate and white, and the appearance is not bad.
The middle-aged policeman looked around Zamao Xiaodao, but could not find any scars or bullet holes on his body. Looking at Zamao Xiaodao who was pretending to be shivering from the cold, he pondered for a while and then spoke.
Said: "Lin Sen, please put on your clothes..."
If Zamao Xiaodao was granted amnesty, I quickly picked up the autumn clothes, cashmere sweaters and coats that were thrown on the bed and prepared to wear them. But just when I was gloating about my misfortune, the middle-aged policeman pointed at me and said, take off your clothes.
...I immediately cried and said, Brother, we don’t want to be gay! However, despite my numerous pleas, the middle-aged policeman remained expressionless. I had no choice, just like a bastard, in this cold winter, I had to remove this upper body.
Strip naked.
But I'm not panicking, because I don't have any obvious marks on my body, no birthmarks, scars or anything like that. And since I've been running around all year round, my body's skin color is similar to that of this human skin mask, but it's just mixed.
The hairy hair is everywhere, and it turns out to be whiter than me - this was also the main consideration when we brothers chose masks before.
I know that the reason why they insisted on stripping us naked was mainly because at the scene outside the Lisu village, they must have discovered that someone had been shot, and Li Tengfei must have sensed that his flying sword had hurt someone, so that's why they did this
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The middle-aged policeman circled around me again to comment, then put away his lewd eyes and asked me to put my clothes on neatly.
At this time, he showed an amiable smile, shook hands with us, and said sorry. You should have heard Moyang say that the world is not peaceful recently, and there are two fugitive criminals who may be passing through our county, so the investigation is strict.
Some, it just so happens that the two of you are similar in stature and appearance to those two fugitives, so I have to be cautious. This is also for everyone's safety. I'm sorry.
After he finished speaking, he patted me on the shoulder as a gesture of intimacy.
He just took out a gun and pointed it at us. This kind of behavior is actually very criticized. In order to avoid complaints, this middle-aged policeman who had always behaved coolly had to become amiable and like the uncle next door. I
He Zamao Xiaodao had something in his heart, so naturally he didn't want to talk to him any more, so he could only pretend to be generous and said it didn't matter, it didn't matter, the people's police are for the people, and we still had this awareness.
As the middle-aged policeman spoke, he sat down on the sofa next to the TV and began to question us about our origins.
We didn't want to bully anyone, so we could only get dressed, sit on the bedside, and tell him in detail the excuses we used to deceive the landlady. We only said that we knew a guy named Wang Tao. This guy was a matsutake maker in Ningnan.
Buying business, this matsutake mushroom is also called matsutake mushroom. It is rich in a variety of trace elements and vitamins. It is the king of wild mushrooms. It is not only delicious and delicious, but also has medicinal value. It is a best-seller in the European and Japanese markets.
, but the distribution of this thing is limited and the quantity is rare - we came here to discuss cooperation with Wang Tao, Zamao Xiaodao is the leader, and I do the odd jobs.
While we were talking, I finally saw the little demon. She was holding a lot of things and hiding in the coat rack at the door. The little girl was hiding her figure, but when she saw me and looked over, she actually revealed her clothes.
Her bright face was beaming at me. Her smile scared me half to death, and I lost my soul. I was afraid that the two policemen would turn around and see the little demon.
Then after the search just now, the possibility that we were wanted criminals was basically ruled out, and the middle-aged policeman believed 80% of the 10% that we were wanted. He stood up and shook hands with us, saying that it’s troublesome, my name is
Li Dongyang, if you encounter anything here, you can contact me. If you encounter these two wanted criminals, you can call me directly.
We burst into tears with gratitude, stepped forward to shake hands, and said, "Brother Li, I am lucky to have met you, I am lucky to have you in my life, I am sure, I am sure."
Seeing that we were talking nonsense, the little demon covered his mouth and smiled, with a relaxed expression, and winked at me. I looked back and said, Damn, I was so anxious just now, and the tip of the ghost sword was still left outside. After questioning, Gong
The police officer stood up, shook hands with us and said goodbye. Seeing that my eyes were wrong, he asked what was wrong? I said I had a cold and a bit of a fever. He said he should go and have a look. The Yi medicine here is very famous.
After seeing off the two policemen, I collapsed on the bed nervously and didn't get up for a long time. Zamao Xiaodao came over with a smile and touched my forehead. I was shocked: "Oh, little poison, what's wrong with your head?"