This day happened to be Children's Day. When Wang Ling went to school, he noticed that there were many naughty children on the street because of the Children's Day holiday.
When he came to the class in the morning, Master Erdan had already finished copying his homework, and then he sat there in a dress and touched his beard, and began to lament that time is not forgiving: "...Hey, I am getting old! I am getting old! Even
Children’s Day is gone! Do you know that according to the latest age classification table issued by the United Nations, at our age... we have already entered a mid-life crisis!"
When he said this, Chen Chao began to feel a little sad for no reason. He felt that he was actually quite sunny and not very old-fashioned. Because he was addicted to fitness and sports every day, he also had tendons that boys envied.
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Sexy muscles and lines will add points to a boy’s temperament!
But even so, when he was taking the subway this morning, he was still called: Uncle by a cute young lady of four or five years old!
uncle……
At that time, Chen Chao's heart was like five thunders. His whole body was scorched by electricity!
This feeling is as bad as if your girlfriend grabbed your lapel and asked you seriously who should be saved first when you and your mother fell into the water at the same time! Uncle, your sister! At the very least...you have to call me brother!
After Chen Chao reacted, he felt that this metaphor was not appropriate...
Because he doesn't have a girlfriend at all!
So, just like that...
The mid-life crisis duo Chen Chao and Erdan Master, who thought they were "senior", spent the whole morning depressed about this incident.
Speaking of Chen Chao's muscles, Wang Ling also quietly touched his belly.
Well...it's soft and very elastic.
Wang Ling analyzed the reason for the fat in his belly.
Mainly because the limited-edition beef ramen-flavored crispy noodles that the old man brought from Tianhe South were so delicious! He couldn't help but eat a box of them one night...
And this is the price you pay for not having restraint!
But many young people nowadays don't know how to be moderate...Wang Ling feels that he is actually a typical example.
He doesn't need to eat, but there are times when he is hungry.
Most people don’t understand the world of foodies!
But Wang Ling doesn't have to worry about gaining weight. The extra fat on his body can be shaved off when he gets back... This is why Wang Ling can't gain weight.
You cannot resist gaining weight, and sometimes you will gain weight if you are not careful.
Wang Ling has always felt that there are two types of people in school who are very similar and can be classified as "bitch" at the same time...
First, the top academics who say they failed the exam after they finish the exam.
And the second thing is...the skinny guy who claims every day that he doesn’t get fat no matter how much he eats!
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At two o'clock in the afternoon, it was supposed to be time for physical education class, and everyone was preparing to run to the playground to breathe some fresh air. However, the physical education teacher himself appeared at the door of the class. With a bitter and resentful expression on his face, everyone
I immediately knew that today’s physical education class would probably be gone again!
Teacher Pan's chemistry class, Teacher Han Meimei's English class, Teacher Lu Ziming's math class... No one dares to occupy these classes, and once there is any school celebration event in the school, most of the time taken up is the physical education class.
So in school, the first person to be unlucky is definitely the PE teacher!
Physical education teacher Ye Han has naturally curly blond hair and is quite tall. Moreover, Wang Ling also learned from memory reading that Teacher Ye has a special hobby, that is, he likes to put a towel between his legs and hold one end in each hand.
Rub back and forth repeatedly. It is said that this move is the famous move of Herrington, the legendary father of sports philosophy. It has the magical effect of strengthening muscles and bones and keeping blood vessels flowing!
Teacher Ye has always been very low-key at school. He never competes with other teachers for classes... As long as there is a need for physical education, just look for him! This is what is called, honest people are always easily bullied...
No. 60 Middle School received the advertisement for Muxianbao, and Principal Chen gave a task to ask the head teachers of each class to play lecture videos in class to promote Muxianbao.
With Teacher Pan's personality, of course she doesn't want to take up her class time. So... Teacher Ye is out of luck.
Teacher Ye stood on the podium and put down the blueprint in his hand with some helplessness. Today, he was originally going to give the children in the class a one-kilometer test... If they didn't run within ten seconds, they would all fail!
There are only fifteen students in Grade 1 and Grade 3, and it would not take much time to take all the tests. However, Teacher Pan still found me and asked me to play an educational lecture video provided by "Moxianbao" in the physical education class.
"Students, you have to understand teacher, I am also very helpless."
Teacher Ye was complaining on the podium, and the boys were complaining under the podium... Only Li Xuanjing took the opportunity to take out her homework with an indifferent expression and quickly started brushing it.
This is the reason why Li Xuanjing doesn't bring his homework home every time after school, because he has finished all his homework during class time!
Teacher Ye used the projector in the classroom to play the so-called educational video of Muxianbao, which is a program similar to an educational lecture. All the students in the elite class here are already familiar with the program routines of this type of private training institution...
A program like this, placed in the middle of the program or in the last few minutes, will definitely start to promote the organization's peripheral products.
As expected, when the program came to an end, the female host on the stage suddenly said loudly: "Next, let us applaud the learning team leader from Muxianbao who recommends a learning aid product to us."
A fat man with a five-stripe logo on his shoulder appeared on the screen. In terms of body shape, he was thicker than Master Erdan, and his appearance was not impressive, but everyone knew this fat man! - This was the top pick in last year's college entrance examination. He was directly
With a super high score of 197,000, Tan Jiaming was admitted to the 211 key cultivation school! He was nicknamed Captain of the Five Stripes Brigade!
The news media at that time all booed, because this person directly received 3 super spiritual pills subsidized by the government! A total of 3 super spiritual pills, this is definitely a god-like subsidy. And it is said that the captain only took
If you pick one of them, you have already reached the middle stage of Golden Elixir...
The captain stood on the podium and shared the secret of his study. Then he had a flash of inspiration and conjured up a bottle of potion. Then he pinched it with two fingers and made a big scissor hand gesture to the camera: "It
!Membrane fairy water! It’s my secret to learning!”
Wang Ling immediately knew that this was definitely the bottle of mutant potion! Moreover, when Wang Ling raised his eyes, he was surprised to find that... this potion had actually been improved! The color was clearly black before, but now it was colorful!
And the scariest thing is that, right after the team leader’s sales pitch, the female host on the podium presented a certificate jointly authenticated by four experts!
These are the four experts who are said to be at the Beidou level of Taishan and Beidou in the health care products pharmaceutical industry!
The ever-changing miracle doctor Liu Hongbin...
Diabetes master Li Chiming...
Rheumatism Supreme Wang Zhijin...
Gao Zhenzhong, the emperor of medicine for kidney deficiency...
Wang Ling: "..."
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