This weekend seems to be very lively in Wang Ling, but for Xiao Yin, it seems a bit boring...
Ever since he became obsessed with human chat tools, Xiao Yin almost never leaves his hand with his mobile phone. The holy beast does not need to rest at all. If Xiao Yin wants to, he can stay awake for hundreds or even thousands of years... Staying up late can cause liver damage or something.
None of them exist. Even if the liver is broken, the heart of the holy beast can be repaired immediately.
However, today's chat group is very strange, because no one is talking... In the past, even if everyone in the group was busy, they would occasionally send two emojis to compete with each other!
At Zhenjun Grenade's house, Xiao Yinpan was sitting on the sofa, staring intently at the screen of his phone.
He tried posting an emoticon of "Playing with the Blue Moon", which has been very popular on the Internet recently.
Then, I stared at the phone for several minutes...no one responded!
"Ah! So boring!"
With no one to chat with him, Xiaoyin felt a deep sense of loneliness and despair.
But just a few minutes later, a strange ID named "Er Immortal" suddenly added himself as a friend in private. The profile picture turned out to be a woman's lip print... and the reason for the application was: Your blood fascinates me...
Xiao Yin's eyes narrowed slightly.
His identity should not be exposed, and the chat account of Penguin Communication has just been applied for recently. The level is actually very low, and he will not take the initiative to add others. Generally, no one will take the initiative to add such a low-level account.
Own.
Xiao Yin carefully looked at the account information of this "Two Immortals" and found that this person's level was actually three crowns! - This level was already higher than many people in the chat group!
Then, the person's signature is as follows: How nostalgic I am for my former mouth, and for the warmth on my tongue...
"hiss……"
Xiao Yin's hands were trembling: Could it be that this is the legendary... love affair among humans?
No way……
It can't be such a coincidence, right?
Although Xiao Yin had checked on the Internet how to use the Internet to have fun before when he was bored, he saw various answers on the Internet, such as chasing fans, such as playing games... The former can kill some time, but games are not suitable for Xiao Yin.
Silver is really a bit boring.
A liver god like him who hardly needs to sleep, even if he draws cards regularly, he still has too much time! If you have to fight for time, who can spend more time than him?
So in comparison, Xiaoyin still prefers chatting, browsing Zhihu and Xiuzhen forums to see if there are any latest gossips and revelations...
Everyone has different preferences for using the Internet, and even holy beasts are no exception.
Then in addition to the above items, Xiaoyin also saw another item, which is the so-called "Shake". As long as someone from the same city shakes their phone at the same time, it may be linked to the chat account of the "destined person"
, and then many indescribable stories happened...
But, this is not right either!
I didn’t even shake it! Why did it come to my door?
Xiaoyin crossed his arms and stared at the screen. He felt his heartbeat speed up and suddenly felt a little nervous...
Well... there is a first time for everything! Keep calm!
Xiaoyin warned herself in her heart, then reached out and clicked the agree button...
Just when he didn't know what to say, this "girl" actually sent him a red lipstick and left him two words: Do you want to make a date...
"Fuck..."
Xiao Yin suddenly took a deep breath, are all the human ladies these days so straightforward and open-minded?
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On the other side, after Loopy successfully added Xiaoyin's account privately, he just turned into a dog on the ground with his belly in his hands.
The holy beast is nothing more than that! The awareness of preventing tricks is really poor! After all, it has not been in the world for a long time... it is easy to be deceived...
Wang Ling also saw this drama, but did not stop it... because in Wang Ling's view, this was a confrontation between "old-timers" who had officially entered human society and had a certain awareness of preventing tricks.
A practical education for “newcomers”!
And Xiaoyin is obviously the newbie in this education class...
As long as he didn't go too far, Wang Ling felt that there was no harm in teasing him.
Loopy Toad stared at the screen. The message had been sent for five minutes, but Xiaoyin still hadn't responded at all. Loopyha looked at the time and figured out how to respond as Xiaoyin was searching the Internet during this time.
Sure enough, after a while, Xiaoyin's message was sent: "I'm sorry, girl, a courier has just arrived..."
Xiaoyin just checked on the Internet how to deal with this situation, but even though he found it... Xiaoyin found that a lot of time had been spent.
Then, Xiaoyin checked on the Internet and found out that usually in this case, if you ignore a girl's message and don't reply for a long time, your favorability will be greatly reduced!
So, he simply made up a lie...
"Hey, you're still young!"
The moment he saw the message, Loopy Toad sneered. He knew that Xiao Yin must be lying, and he was probably very nervous now.
Although she didn't know what Xiaoyin found on the Internet, Loopy Ha didn't panic at all and directly wrote the next message and sent it: "It's okay, I was taking a shower just now! The smooth foam passed through my dark skin.
My hair is as smooth as silk at this moment..."
Xiao Yin held the mobile phone, and her Adam's apple rolled inexplicably: "Can you let me hear the fairy's voice..."
Loopy Ha chuckled, Xiao Yin's question was obviously to test his own gender.
This account was created by Loopy Ha by asking Wang Ming to help him. It is a limited edition account with a level of three crowns. It also has various unimaginable functions and permissions. For example, it can restrict others so that others cannot withdraw their information.
And so on... In fact, this account was originally prepared by Wang Ming for Wang Ling, but Wang Ling disliked the account because it was too high-profile, so it was useless, so Wang Ming has kept it until now.
Although the account has not been logged in for many years, it has recently been in Loopy's hands, so it can be considered valuable.
Loopy Ha remembers that this beautiful account has a function called "Super Voice Changer". Ordinary voice changers have unnatural sound conversion, and most of them are the same, which is easy for people to hear, but this voice changer is
Very powerful...enough to confuse the fake with the real thing.
After turning on the voice changer, Loopy directly pressed the voice button and recorded a sentence: Little brother, do you want to see my legs?
Then, release the claw...
The originally deep voice suddenly turned into the voice of a cute girl!
After hearing the sound, Xiaoyin's heart was trembling, and he felt that his blood was boiling!
The next moment, the "fairy" on the opposite side actually sent a flash picture directly...
Xiaoyin knew that flash pictures could not be saved and could only be viewed for 5 seconds. After 5 seconds, they would be automatically deleted... and generally those sent using flash pictures would mostly contain explosive content!
Xiaoyin swallowed and clicked on the flash picture.
Then……
A dog's legs covered with green hair appeared in front of him...