The saddest way to be reborn in the world is to be reborn into the wrong fetus. Following Tianpeng Marshal Zhu Wuneng's mistakes, Comrade Loopy Toad also followed suit. It is clear that he is a generation of demon king who still has intelligence, and he finally separated.
He was summoned to the classroom for no apparent reason, and then forcibly fused for no apparent reason, and was reborn from a clam into a dog.
This is simply an epic miracle of rebirth that spans species... just shy of being recorded in the annals of history.
Since the birth of Loopy Ha, the atmosphere in the class has become much more cheerful. It has become a habit of the students to rub Loopy Ha's little fat face after every get out of class.
The most important thing is that Wang Ling found that Loopy Toad's arrival had suddenly reduced his sense of existence.
Wang Ling was quite satisfied with this.
So the existence of Loopy Clam was accepted by default.
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In the past few days, Master Erdan Guo Hao, who comes from a family of spiritual pets, has begun to serve as a spiritual pet trainer, specifically training Erdan to practice dog barking.
As the saying goes, just settle down when you've arrived, and do as the Romans do when you're in the countryside... The vigorous training of a toad that turned into a dog to bark like a dog is quite magical no matter how you think about it.
Only then did Loopy Ha realize that he had completely boarded the pirate ship.
This group of future flowers of the motherland actually forced a toad to bark like a dog. It was so cruel!
Immediately afterwards, everyone saw Master Erdan’s vigorous dog training process.
The well-intentioned Master Erdan spent almost all his spare time collecting all kinds of dog barking videos for Loopy Toad to watch. But Loopy Toad all had expressions of lack of interest, lying lazily on the ground, completely unmoved.
Only the ambition to be reborn as a dog and work hard to reach the peak of dog life.
Later, Master Erdan realized that maybe his teaching method was wrong.
After all, Loopy Ha's previous life was a majestic fifth-level demon king! For the former demon king to bark like a dog, if you think about it from his perspective, you will realize that this is an extremely shameful thing.
Therefore, Master Erdan was in a hurry and came up with a brand new method.
So on the second day, everyone saw Master Erdan coming to the class with a roll of posters, and then nailed it to the back door of the class.
Everyone was surprised: "What are you doing with a poster of the list of gods?"
Master Erdan smiled proudly, brought Loopy Ha to the poster, and pointed to the corner of the poster: "Did you see it? Roaring Sky Dog! - The God among Dogs! It should be no less valuable than your status as the Demon King. From now on, this
This is the goal of your study!”
Loopy Toad: "..."
Everyone: "..."
In the end, it was not Master Erdan who succeeded in making Erdan give up his dignity as the Demon King and learn how to bark like a dog. It was Erdan, the parrot in Master Erdan’s hands, and a girl named Lin Xiaoyu in the class.
Lin Xiaoyu only managed to gain Wang Ling's attention a full week after enrolling and was listed as the sixth person on the list of people to be on strict guard against. He was even considered by Wang Ling to be a more terrifying guy than Teacher Pan - because this was a person who
She is a senior fujoshi. As long as she is a male, Xiaoyu can accurately distinguish between attack and reception.
The most obvious thing about this is that during the time when Master Erdan was training Loopy Toad, Lin Xiaoyu successfully combined the parrot Erdan and Loopy Toad, two creatures of different species and structures, into a CP, and distinguished the attack points.
by.
And the most unexpected thing is that Loopy Toad, who seems to have very strong offensive attributes, is actually classified as the "receiving" party by Xiaoyu...
Of course, Loopy Ha strongly condemned this and lodged a solemn protest.
As soon as the get out of class was over, Lin Xiaoyu began to match up with each other relentlessly, telling his fallacy: "You see, from ancient times to the present, chickens and dogs have been recognized as CP, chickens and dogs have been stolen, chickens and dogs are broken up, chickens and dogs are stolen, chickens and dogs are broken. !”
Loopy Toad: "..." Chicken, your sister! This Tamar is obviously just a parrot!
Such serious nonsense actually made Loopy Toad say "Wow~" in anger...
After all, the body is still a dog after all. Even if the soul keeps restricting Loopy Toad from shouting, the memory of the body will not change.
Seeing that Loopy Toad was so excited by him that he finally let out a dog bark, Lin Xiaoyu sneered slightly: "Ha, it turns out that he is still a tsundere with explosive hair."
Loopy Toad: "..."
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At present, Wang Ling has been in school for a full week. Although due to various mistakes, Wang Ling's high school life has deviated from what he expected. He entered the class he shouldn't have entered, and met a group of funny people he shouldn't have known.
Sorry, but on the whole, it was pretty calm.
At least, the sense of presence that I gained during the entrance examination has been greatly weakened by the strong brainwashing of the new CPs, Loopy Ha and Erdan.
However, the good times did not last long, and trouble soon came.
When school was over on Friday afternoon, Wang Ling smelled an unusual smell in the air.
Wang Ling discovered that someone was following him.
Then he turned his peripheral vision and immediately noticed a direction, from which direction this malicious gaze was cast.
This group of people are very clever in their methods, using various high-end anti-tracking instruments and even using various talismans and seals to form formations to conceal their aura.
But it is a pity that even with these methods that are enough to conceal the truth, Wang Ling still cannot escape Wang Ling's perception. His eyes are tens of thousands of times more powerful than the most powerful laser scanner in the world today; his ears are like an earth core.
The monitor, coupled with his telepathy, can instantly lock onto anyone on this earth if he wants to.
After all, the realm is here, and everything else is just nothingness.
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"Young Master, we have seen the target walking out of the school gate." Next to a black supercar chariot that was limited to all China, a man in a suit wearing black sunglasses walked up and bowed respectfully to the half-open window.
"Continue tracking and find his home address. Don't miss any clues." A cold voice came from the car window.
"Yes, young master..."
"But Master... just as I was reporting to you, news came from the front that the target had disappeared..."
"Disappeared?!"
Damn it...The Flash?
"I wonder why the young master is so persistent in looking for this person?"
The young man in the car window sighed, but he put on an expression that you don't understand. In order to find Wang Ling, he has been searching for six years... Ever since the spirit beast craze that year, he has
I have been inquiring about this young man, and finally got some information this year.
"Why should we find this person?"
The young man in the car said bitterly: "Because, he is my master."
"What? Master's master?"
The men in suits next to me, including the veteran driver, all looked surprised.
If anyone sees the young man in the car here, he will definitely be surprised.
Because this young man is none other than the current Deputy General Administration of the Hundred Schools of Cultivation, a senior who graduated from the No. 60 Middle School, and is now a famous legend - Zhuo Yi.