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Chapter 931 Pushing the Earth

Expert Maozi spoke impassionedly and was obviously very confident in the entire plan. He showed off his drawings in front of the video. There were hundreds of them, containing various planning diagrams, formulas and simulation experiments.

It is obvious that Maozi experts have been planning this plan for a long time, and there is only one chance to implement it.

For many years, various countries have actually been discussing the topic of alien cultural invasion.

What they have to face is nothing more than the collision between different civilizations. Whether it is a good show of diplomatic relations or a rude invasion, there will be friction and sparks.

So how to use existing means to control the spark, prevent it from detonating, and turn the original cultural exchange into a nuclear bomb that brings global disaster? This is a problem that research institutes in various countries have been studying.

It is obvious that the plan proposed by Maozi experts is a very large project.

"Why build toilets?" someone asked.

"As we all know, our earth's spiritual energy is currently in a state of shortage. Before an almighty energy source can be found to replace the spiritual energy, my plan is a sustainable development plan that can continue as long as humans are around."

Expert Mao Zi said: "We need to build a total of two billion Transformation Stage toilets that meet the ergonomics of Transformation Stage cultivators. Although there are not that many Divine Stage cultivators in the world, the upper limit is set to the Transformation Stage cultivators.

, but also for future consideration. The toilet can’t be used even in the God Transformation stage. Naturally, cultivators below the God Transformation stage have nothing to do.”

"So, Mr. Elizabeth's first step is to build a toilet park and build two billion toilets that meet the standards of the Transformation Stage? What exactly is this plan going to do?"

"Of course it is to prevent alien invasion and push the earth out of the solar system!"

After Professor Elizabeth said this, the entire video conference room fell into a long silence.

They seemed unable to believe their ears, but they were indeed shocked by Expert Maozi's crazy and unbridled ideas.

"Putting out the solar system? How?" After everyone was shocked for a long time, someone finally asked the key question.

Maozi expert analyzed seriously: "Your imagination is really bad! You should have thoughts in your mind after hearing the idea of ​​a toilet park! I said before that the spiritual energy on the earth is lacking now. If

Using compressed spiritual energy as a driving force is simply not enough for us to push the earth out of the solar system."

"I saw someone asking on the barrage before whether we can let the true immortal-level powerhouses work together to push away the earth. This method is not tenable! It is true that true immortal-level powerhouses can destroy the earth by fighting, but if the earth is pushed away

Far from the solar system, even a true immortal-level power cannot shake it at all."

Having said this, Expert Maozi opened a picture.

This is a construction drawing of a huge propulsion device. Professor Elizabeth not only drew it in great detail, but also marked the specific parameters quite well.

"This drawing is my preliminary idea." Professor Elizabeth said: "My initial idea is to let cultivators at the Golden Elixir stage and above around the world jointly go to the toilet park to defecate, using their own dirty energy as a driving force.

Oh, by the way, there is another easy-to-understand name for dirty air, which is - fart!"

Everyone: "..."

"The device you are seeing can decompose and condense their dirty air in a short time and extract effective igniting substances. As we all know, the farts of cultivators are different from those of ordinary people. I don't know.

Have you ever had your fart tested? In addition to some harmful substances, our farts can actually be recycled as energy."

"..."

"Ordinary people's farts are composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, 3% oxygen, and 1% others. The farts of our cultivators are based on the above, and have extremely low contents.

The components of Yin Spiritual Qi. These Yin Spiritual Qi are the waste gas produced when we exercise our skills. The higher the level of cultivators, the greater the content..."

"..."

"So as long as the concentration is high enough, we can use the Yin spirit energy excreted from our own bodies combined with methane as the energy source for the jet device. Finally, we can ignite the earth! Break out of the solar system! Find a new sun and start a new life!"

"..."

"Oh, by the way, the implementation of this plan may take a long time, and may require our descendants to complete it together. But this plan is a truly national plan! And this plan will also help promote the global sweet potato economy.

For a long time to come, the sales volume of sweet potatoes will reach its peak! I am so talented that I have even thought of the slogan! - Eat sweet potatoes together and the whole family will be happy! The Wandering Earth Project... you deserve it!"

"..."

After what Expert Maozi said, all the experts from various countries in the video conference were stunned by these shocking remarks... They were so frightened that they even dropped the pens on their hands...

Wang Ming silently turned off the monitor and had deep doubts about his life...





Friday, September 1st is the 19th day of summer vacation.

On this day, Chen Chao, Guo Erdan, and Xiao Peanut from the No. 60 Middle School Squadron who had visited the War Ignorance Bureau Internet Cafe were extremely excited.

This time, they were able to successfully fight against the Star Master of the Shinto Star. Chen Chao and others had made great contributions, and Guo Ping had said in the game before that after the game was over, they would receive rewards from the Zhanhu Bureau Internet Cafe.

Now that I have said it, I naturally want to complete the scene.

Lord Throwing Thunder was not a stingy person, so he directly ordered three identical holographic game cabins online and delivered them to the three people's homes early in the morning.

The parents of several people were all shocked... They had no idea when their son had contacted the War Ignorance Bureau car, and the sect leader also named the latest holographic game cabin on the market to be sent to their home, a top-notch one.

A holographic game cabin, this one costs several million!

Chen's parents thanked them and asked the installation staff in a low voice: "Will this... affect learning?"

"Don't worry, second brother, the machine is customized by the master of our sect. Before the college entrance examination is over, there is a time limit for using the machine every day. And there is a game called "Fengxian County" in it. You need to complete the questions every day, otherwise you will not be able to use it.

They can play other games. Of course, if they are bored, they can wait until the fire in the game breaks the lock, the dog licks the noodles, the chicken pecks the rice... before they can continue playing."

Chen’s parents: “…”


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