Chapter 196 PPAP! [It is recommended to review the original video before watching it]
"Title Page Serial·Momonosuke Chapter 3·"Are you still in Wano Country?"
"Finally saved, Momonosuke weakly followed Koushiro and walked toward the dojo. He didn't even notice that Zoro next to him was pinching his nose and hiding away in disgust."
"There are Japanese-style buildings all around, and the simple deers made of bamboo make a soft "pop" sound from time to time. Momonosuke looked around at this familiar scenery, feeling uneasy in his heart. He should have succeeded twenty years later, but...
…Is this still in the country of Wano? These guys are all dressed similar to me..."
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Projection phone bug.
As the name suggests, it is a special phone bug that can store and read video tapes and enlarge the picture onto the screen.
Very rare and incredibly expensive.
The first branch of the West Sea under Nuo Xia did not have such a thing, and even Marinefando only raised two or three.
He suddenly became curious, and after wandering around for a long time, looking and touching, he found a square card slot above the snail shell, and the shape looked familiar inexplicably.
etc……
Nuo Xia's heart moved, as if she remembered something, and she was a little ready to try.
However, Shia was still there, so he could only give up temporarily, accompany the blue-haired girl out of the conference room, and continue to visit the rest of the building complex.
Ten minutes later, we turned a corner somewhere.
Nuo Xia was chatting and laughing with Shia, and didn't notice that at the other end of the corner, there was a little girl holding a lollipop, stumbling over, so the two sides collided, and the little girl flew three or four meters away.
broken!
Nuo Xia quickly jumped out and reached out to catch the little girl before she landed.
When I looked down, I saw that the little guy was only four or five years old. He was pretty and cute. He wasn't panicking at the moment. After making eye contact with him, he winked at him and started giggling.
I have a big heart, and I don’t know that she is the little princess of the royal family.
"Sorry, I didn't pay attention to my steps."
Nuo Xia rubbed the little guy's pink hair, carefully placed her back on the ground, leaned down and said with a smile, "But kid, you can't run around alone in a place like this. Where are your adults?"
"I'm playing hide and seek with my dad!"
The pink-haired little princess stood up straight happily, bit the lollipop in her mouth again, pointed far behind, "Here, brother Nuo Xia, he is following behind and has already arrived!"
Um?
Nuo Xia was slightly startled, how could this little guy recognize him?
Before he had time to think too much, the footsteps in the distance were gradually approaching. He turned his head and looked, and his eyes suddenly widened in surprise - he saw the little girl's father walking towards him. He was extremely tall and generous, nearly seven meters tall.
, like a mountain.
He wears a crown, but he also wears a furry bear-eared hat under the crown, his belly is as soft as a meat ball, and he holds a thick Bible under his arm...
Bartholomew Bear?
How did this guy show up at the World Conference?
No, it should be said that before becoming a revolutionary army, this guy was the king of a country that joined the World Government?
Before he traveled through time, the comic had just finished the Cake Island chapter, and the bear's life card had not yet been announced. There was no way to know this, so he was stunned for a while and took a few seconds to digest this information.
When he came back to his senses, Xiong had already bent down and put his daughter back on his shoulders. Then he looked at Nuo Xia and said in a low and apologetic voice:
"I'm sorry, my little girl is too young and ignorant to cause trouble for you."
As she spoke, she turned her head and glanced at the little one on her shoulder, and said softly, "Little Bonnie, why don't you quickly say sorry to this naval uncle?"
"sorry!"
The pink-haired girl immediately apologized, but her attention was already focused on the lollipop in her hand.
After a few clicks, she chewed up the giant lollipop, which was bigger than her face, and swallowed it in her belly. She looked happy and satisfied, and Siya looked on in shock.
This appetite... Nosha suddenly reacted, Bonnie? Could this pink-haired little girl be the gluttonous girl Bonnie who was one of the Supernova Eleven in the same class as Luffy?
Are you kidding? These two are father and daughter?
Seeing the father and daughter passing by and gradually walking away, Nuo Xia frowned slightly. He never thought that his first meeting with Xiong and Bonnie would be on such an occasion and in this capacity.
"What happened to make the king of a franchising country turn around and fall into the arms of revolutionaries? He even did not hesitate to become an undercover agent of the Shichibukai in the World Government for the sake of the big plan..."
I pondered for a moment.
Nuo Xia shook his head slightly, threw these distracting thoughts out of his mind, and continued to chat and laugh with Shia.
Didn't notice it at all.
A few hundred meters away, the bear who had already walked away suddenly stopped, turned around, and stared at his back quietly, his eyes full of worry...
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This tour lasted more than two hours.
It was around three o'clock in the afternoon, after saying goodbye to Shia, that he finally found some time and sneaked into the conference room again.
The projector phone bug was still sleeping against the window sill, snoring happily and having snot bubbles in his nose.
"Hey, hey, wake up, it's three o'clock in the afternoon, it's time for tea!"
Nuo Xia burst the bubble without mercy.
Snap!
The bubble burst, and the phone bug was suddenly awakened. It turned its head and glared angrily, wanting to see who had disturbed its sweet dream.
As a result, when he saw Nuo Xia's face, he was stunned for a moment, then his cheeks turned red, and all his anger disappeared in an instant. He crawled over to please Nuo Xia, snuggled up against Nuo Xia's arm and rubbed...
Ah this.
Phone bugs are supposed to have no gender, right?
Nuo Xia curled his lips. He had become accustomed to his own frightening charm, so he didn't think much about it. Seeing no one around, he directly took out an item from the backpack column with his backhand.
When he was still a recruit in the elite camp, he only spent 100 points to buy an item:
[PPAP video (Navy recruitment promotional video)]
[Type: permanent props]
[Description: Video tapes that store "PPAP" video clips, compatible with various terminal devices such as projection phones]
[Note: Friendly starring Porusalino]
【"As a retired person, can I still use my spare energy?"】
After getting this thing for so long, he is actually quite curious about the content inside. He really wants to know how different this magically modified version of the video tape is from the original PPAP version.
It's a pity that there has never been an opportunity to open it.
And now...
“Finally I can open it and take a look!”
Nuo Xia excitedly stuffed this thing into the card slot above the projector phone, and then turned on the switch of the giant display hanging on the wall——
This display is actually an LCD, and the shape is considered trendy even in the 5G era of later generations. Noxia has to sigh again, the technology tree of One Piece World is outrageous.
Sizzling...
The LCD screen flickered for a moment, then suddenly went out, and then a puff of black smoke came out, and an obvious burnt smell came out——
What are you doing?
After struggling for so long, the display screen is broken in the end?
Nuo Xia was depressed for a while, but didn't want to give up easily, so he rolled up his sleeves, took out his limited knowledge reserve of electrical repairs, took apart the display screen and tinkered with it...
I finally put it back together, but there were six extra parts and a dozen screws, and I didn't know where to put them.
"..."
Looking at the giant display screen that he had scrapped, Nuo Xia suddenly felt guilty. After looking around and seeing no one, he whistled and left the conference room pretending to be nonchalant.
It was originally broken anyway, I just failed to repair it, so you can’t blame yourself?
certainly.
Before leaving, he did not forget to take out the PPAP video tape from the card slot of the projector phone and put it back into his backpack.
The contents of this thing are still unknown, and it is not allowed to be seen by outsiders.
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After coming down from Holy Land Marie Gioia.
Nuo Xia took the warship directly and headed towards the headquarters. Marinefando was quite close to here, and a round trip only took a little over two days.
The World Conference will end in at least ten days.
Before returning to the Holy Land to carry out the mission of escorting the return voyage, he had enough time to rest at his headquarters for a few days.
"In the blink of an eye, I haven't been back to the headquarters for more than half a year..."
Nuo Xia stood on the bow of the boat, looking at the distant sea line. Thinking about the days when he left his hometown alone and came to Malinfando to study and train, his face showed a bit of nostalgia.
If you rarely have time, go back to the elite camp and visit Teacher Zefa and the others.
And those classmates who have not yet graduated in the same period, well, I don’t know if that loser Rosinandi is still single now...
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Just when Nosha returned to Malinfando.
the other side.
The royal families of the fifty participating countries of the World Government have all arrived.
And this also declares that after half a year of preparations, this world conference that has attracted much attention has finally officially kicked off!
In addition to representatives from various countries, several senior officials from the world government also attended the meeting.
Even the one among the five old stars who likes to wear a kimono and hold a demon sword in his arms made a brief appearance during the meeting on the first day and presided over it for a while, causing quite a stir.
On the second day, the meeting got down to business. The main content of the discussion was how to deal with the increasingly turbulent maritime chaos and the increasingly rampant pirate groups after the great pirate era began.
Such a topic naturally requires the participation of Navy representatives.
Marshal Cyborg Kong was temporarily unable to move away due to physical discomfort, so he sent the only active general in the headquarters, Seng Guo.
This model worker, who was carrying three people's work on his shoulders, had a tired look on his face. He had obviously just come from Malinvando, and his face could not hide his tiredness. However, facing the gazes of many royal families, he still steeled himself and took charge of the topic.
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"In short, as I just said, with the fall of the G7 branch, the navy's current control over the new world is shrinking year by year. This is not good news."
"Especially for franchise countries located in the New World, the risk of being threatened will be greatly increased..."
"However, our Navy Headquarters does not have no countermeasures for this. To reassure everyone, you can take a look at this image data we have prepared in advance."
Having said this, Warring States sipped his black tea and nodded towards a naval civilian staff member next to the screen.
The latter understood immediately. He first opened the display screen that had been repaired a few days ago, then took out a video tape from his pocket and inserted it into the card slot of the projector phone.
"Everyone, please take a look at this video..."
This civilian staff member was also responsible for the explanation, but as soon as he opened his mouth, his voice suddenly stopped, and he stared at the screen in front of him, speechless.
Because at this moment.
What is displayed on the screen is not the image data prepared by this department in advance.
Instead, a guy who looked somewhat familiar appeared on the screen.
"Huh? What's wrong?"
Warring States noticed something was wrong in the atmosphere, turned around, glanced at the display screen, and immediately froze there:
"Porusalino?"
What appeared on the screen was the face of a middle-aged man wearing gold-rimmed sunglasses, with the familiar skinny monkey-like facial features, and the vaguely wretched temperament in it——
Who else could it be if not his lieutenant general Kizaru?
What's going on?
Why is this kind of thing broadcasted by the projector phone bug?
When Warring States was confused, a strange beat suddenly floated out of the screen.
And the next moment, Kizaru, who was smiling and motionless, suddenly twisted his neck, smiled evilly at the camera, and spit out four letters:
"ppap!"
Immediately under Sengoku's astonished eyes, the accompaniment of the beat became more and more rhythmic, and Kizaru in the white curtain began to dance to the beat of the drum with a weird smile on his face:
"ihaveapen!"
"ihaveanapple!"
Every time he sang a line, Kizaru would twist his body and take out the corresponding prop from somewhere behind his back.
"uhh~"
After a moan of ecstasy, the angle of view was zoomed in, and Kizaru put the apple in his left hand and the pen in his right hand together with an obscene look on his face.
Then he faced all the royal representatives in front of the screen and showed a weird smile that made people feel numb:
"apple-pen!"
Buzz!
There was a burst of whispering next to the huge round table. The kings looked at the screen weirdly from the corner of their eyes and whispered to each other.
"What is the Navy doing!"
"Didn't you say that the video data of the response plan should be released? This is what the plan talks about?"
Southeast corner.
"Isn't this guy the commander of the G2 branch..."
Neferutali Kobra, who came from the Kingdom of Alabasta and had just succeeded to the throne at the beginning of the year, looked at the familiar figure on the screen and was dumbfounded, "How can there be such a thing as free time dancing? What is going on..."
"ihaveapen!"
"ihavepineapple!"
The Kizaru in the picture still continues, but this time the prop is replaced by a pineapple, and the smile he shows towards the camera becomes more and more exaggerated and vulgar.
"uhh~"
"pineapple-pen!"
"apple-pen~"
"pineapple-pen"
…
This smile.
In the entire conference room, countless older kings suffered instant myocardial infarction.
Snap!
A muffled sound suddenly sounded, but fortunately no one around noticed it.
Bartholomew Bear bent down and picked up the Bible that he accidentally dropped on the ground with an expressionless face. For some reason, his right hand holding the scroll was extra hard.
Next to him, King Riku of Dressrosa, the corners of his mouth were twitching all the time, and more than a dozen beards had been pulled out.
At this time, the melody just reached its climax.
Kizaru's dance has finally come to an end.
""uhh~""
Whoa! He suddenly put the pineapple, apple and pen in his hands together in a pair in front of his chest and raised them. He glanced obscenely from under his sunglasses and smiled in ecstasy, full of charm:
"pen-pineapple-apple-pen!"
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