After listening to Zhang Ximeng's jokes, Li Shanchang twirled his beard and laughed, "The shame of the Song Dynasty coins really makes people speechless!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Mao Gui, Minister of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, suddenly said: "Xianggong Li, how can the shame of the Song Dynasty be related to the annual coin? I also heard that after Sima Guang returned to the prime minister, he abolished all the new laws, and there was a lot of praise in the court.
One day when he went out to pay incense at the Daxiangguo Temple, a Tibetan barbarian businessman on the road saw Sima Guang. He immediately knelt down and kowtowed. His entourage said that Mr. Shi was famous for his reputation far and wide. Even the barbarians knew that Mr. Xianggong was really a virtuous man.
The prime minister is in the court! Later, he asked the Yi merchants on behalf of Sima Guang why they were kowtowing. The Yi merchants said that they were very grateful to Sima Xianggong. Not only did they depose the generals who were good at conquering and fighting, but they also gave away the land that had been taken away by the Song Dynasty. He was really a gentleman.
Wise Prime Minister!"
Everyone was stunned. Is this historical fact or a joke?
At this time, Liu Bowen said: "What Mao Shangshu said is good, but it is not as interesting as what Zhang Xianggong said... How about another one?" He looked at Zhang Ximeng, and everyone also laughed at this time.
"Xiang Zhang, tell me one more thing!"
Zhang Ximeng thought for a while and said with a smile: "After the Chanyuan Alliance was reached, both sides were very happy. Liao Shengzong and Song Zhenzong drank together to celebrate. Liao Shengzong said that I, the Liao shaman, had boundless power and could bring the dead back to life. Song Zhenzong
I don’t say anything about my strange power and confusing gods. I have fierce warriors in the Song Dynasty who can defeat ten thousand people and kill one person seven times in and seven times out."
"At this time, Liao Shengzong became serious and asked Song Zhenzong to invite the warriors. Now Song Zhenzong panicked. If the Song Dynasty had warriors, why bother to negotiate a peace? At this time Kou Zhun stood up
When he came out, he said it was very simple. First, ask the Daliao shaman to come over, go to the Yongchang Mausoleum, and bring Emperor Taizu back to life. Then, relying on Taizu's horned dragon stick, you can naturally defeat ten thousand people and kill one of them seven in and seven out!"
After Zhang Ximeng finished speaking, Zhu Sheng beside him couldn't help it anymore, "If Zhao Kuangyin comes back to life, I'm afraid he will have to kill these unscrupulous descendants first! Zhenzong will be the first!"
Zhang Ximeng smiled and said: "The Mongolian Khan Meng Ge was brave and good at fighting. His men captured several Song soldiers. A Mongolian general said to the Song people, our great Khan is brave and good at fighting. We go to the front line every day to supervise the battle. How can we not win? This
At that time, a dying Song soldier retorted, "What does this mean? Our Majesty lives in Lin'an, and the front line will get closer every day."
In Fengtian Hall, there was suddenly a joyful atmosphere again.
At this time Lao Zhu came and saw that everyone was so happy. When asked why, he smiled and said: "You don't know. When Mr. Huizong told us about ancient times, he said that Huizong and his son fell into Jinming Pool. Someone asked who was saved.
Immediately, some students from the Imperial Academy said that the Song Dynasty was saved!"
When the story was told again, everyone laughed even more happily. It turned out that Ru Song Dynasty had long been a reserved item of the Ming Dynasty.
Lao Zhu sat down on the dragon chair and said loudly: "Mr. Zhang, today is our birthday, you can say a few more words to add to the fun!"
Zhang Ximeng said: "I don't have that much. I just thought of it on the spur of the moment. Kublai Khan wanted to sell a sheepskin. In order to get a high price, he posted a piece of paper with the words: Brand new, only Zhao Ji has worn it once!"
Lao Zhu couldn't help laughing, "Zhao Ji and Zhao Huan, these shameless people can even endure the humiliation of leading a sheep. They really can't be considered men, let alone the kings of a country."
Then Lao Zhu asked again: "Mr. Zhang, are there any more? One more!"
Zhang Ximeng said helplessly: "I really can't tell you anything more. Let me give you the last one. There are still so many good shows to be performed. I can't waste my time."
After finishing speaking, Zhang Ximeng cleared his throat and said: "One day, Song Gaozong fell from upstairs and passed out. He didn't know how long it took, but he found Qin Hui waiting beside him. He hurriedly asked, how is the world? Qin Hui said please
Your Majesty, rest assured that the Kingdom of Jin has been restored and Kaifeng has been restored. He also asked what happened to Dali in Xixia? Qin Hui said that everything had been restored. Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty was overjoyed and asked if even Yanyun had been restored and the world was at peace? Qin Hui also nodded. Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty repeatedly exclaimed,
Is it really possible to rule by doing nothing? After I fell into coma, who will preside over the government for me? Qin Hui bowed and answered, it is the Emperor Hongwu of the Ming Dynasty!"
It’s Emperor Hongwu of the Ming Dynasty!
The civil and military officials were stunned for a moment, then stood up together, bowed and saluted, and congratulated the saint on his longevity.
Lao Zhu laughed heartily and felt very comfortable.
This person has read a lot. If he sincerely flatters someone, he can flatter him to the sky!
Just tell a joke about Mr. Zhang, which not only satirizes Zhao Song, but also elevates himself! Just with these few jokes, today's birthday is not in vain, and it deserves a special mention!
"Come here, I'll give you a banquet for all my beloved lords, put on the wine, and start a show! We, the monarchs and ministers, will have fun together and be happy together!"
When Lao Zhu spoke, everyone let go and chatted freely while drinking.
Most people are still immersed in the joyful atmosphere of the newly discovered Song Dynasty. Some people repeat what Zhang Ximeng said, and some people are innovating and vigorously exploring.
If there is anything that can compare with this event, it is probably the milk joke of later generations.
In fact, are we pregnant?
No, we just repeated what Da Song did.
What is the status of the Song Dynasty in history?
It is roughly equivalent to what France is to the Wuchang. You can’t drive it out, right?
In the midst of the joy, the drama took place.
The kid Zhu Biao took care of it himself to add splendor to his father's birthday.
Then the first big drama is when the civet cat is replaced by the prince.
In fact, there is nothing wrong with this kind of drama that punishes evil and promotes good, and ends with a happy ending, if it is staged on a birthday.
Even if it is the emperor's holy life, it is not impossible.
The actors also worked hard and acted very hard. It can be said that they used their full skills.
But they discovered that the civil and military officers below had serious expressions on their faces and frowned. Even warriors like Chang Yuchun were quite happy at first, but gradually they also frowned.
If you watch this drama for the first time, there is nothing wrong with it, it is even a rare masterpiece. Wu Datou has left, and I haven’t seen a particularly outstanding drama in several years.
But after listening to so many Ru Song's jokes, when I watch this drama again, no matter how I watch it, it's so awkward!
Especially when they get to the back, where they torture Kou Chengyu, and then after breaking the grass bridge, they welcome Concubine Li back.
Happy ending, talking about loyal ministers and righteous men, supporting the Song Dynasty... Lao Zhu's face has turned dark!
Snap!
The teacup in my hand was smashed to pieces!
The actors on the stage didn't know what was going on. From the beginning of the performance, the atmosphere was wrong. The harder they worked, the weirder the expressions on the faces of His Majesty and the ministers became.
They didn't dare to say anything, so they could only try their best to finish the performance as quickly as possible so that they could escape quickly.
But I didn't expect that I would offend the emperor in the end.
In an instant, dozens of people were all lying on the stage, trembling and shaking.
At this moment, it was definitely not convenient for others to talk. Queen Ma said: "Your Majesty, on this big day, you don't have to be angry with them if you have a temper. Let them go down!"
Facts have proved that Queen Ma still has a lot of face. Zhu Yuanzhang took a deep breath and finally nodded, "Let them go down!"
The troupe ran away as if they had been granted amnesty.
But Zhu Yuanzhang turned his head and looked at the ministers.
The generals present could not react at the moment. They just knew that this play was to praise the Song Dynasty. His Majesty was unhappy to hear it, but some keen people had realized that something was wrong.
Zhang Ximeng presided over the compilation of the history of the Song Dynasty. During this period, the content was published one after another, and the government and the public were discussing it. As a result, someone came up with this drama and staged it among the people, advocating that the Song Dynasty was a virtuous king, famous ministers, and loyal and righteous people... What is this?
Are you going to act opposite Zhang Xianggong?
Do you think the History of the Song Dynasty compiled by the National History Museum is inappropriate?
Recruiting souls for the Song Dynasty?
At this time, Prince Zhu Biao suddenly took two steps forward and knelt down in front of Zhu Yuanzhang.
"Father, I have a lot of experience in dealing with the Beiping case recently. Just like what Xiang Zhang analyzed. Those people miss the Yuan Dynasty, praise the Yuan army, and even dream of returning to the Yuan court... What they want is nothing more than wanton behavior.
You can do whatever you want. Nowadays, some people miss the Song Dynasty and feel that the revision of the Song Dynasty has problems and is not fair enough. So what are they thinking? I secretly think that they are thinking that in the Song Dynasty, the scholars were aloof and could do whatever they wanted."
"For so many years, since my father raised the army, Xianggong Zhang has made several articles, from the Tomb of King Yue in Hangzhou, to Bailudong Academy, and to the battlefield of Yashan. Zhang Xianggong has always criticized the scholars, reflected on the mistakes of Zhao and Song Dynasties, and advocated
Put the people first and rebuild the country! This is the foundation of our Ming Dynasty!"
Zhu Biao sighed: "Father, Xianggong Zhang has never changed. The history of the Song Dynasty he compiled is just the final conclusion. He put the opinions he has held for many years into a book to warn future generations. At this time, there are so many
People come out to talk nonsense and make unreasonable accusations, and their intentions are so deep that they are probably more than just satirizing Mr. Zhang!"
Zhu Biao's words are really surprising... For a long time, Zhu Biao has been an honest, gentle and thrifty image, which is also the hope of many civil servants.
Zhu Yuanzhang was too arrogant and there was no hope, so only Zhu Biao could be counted on.
But what happened today shocked everyone. It seems that His Highness the Crown Prince is not easy to talk to either.
Everyone was frightened, but Zhu Yuanzhang on the dragon throne nodded slightly.
"What the Crown Prince said is absolutely true... It has been almost ten years since we raised the army, sat on the Dragon Throne, and today, it has been almost ten years since we ascended the throne. There are always some people in the world who feel that we are not worthy of sitting on the Dragon Throne.
The various national policies of the Ming Dynasty cannot make them happy. We always thought that as the Ming Dynasty became stronger, the people were prosperous, and all the barbarians surrendered, someone would eventually figure it out. But now it seems that this may not be the case! "
When Zhu Yuanzhang said this, some people's blood ran cold. It was so terrible!
This is the emperor's anger!
As expected, Zhu Yuanzhang said: "Today is our birthday, so we don't want to go on a killing spree. But this matter cannot be left without a conclusion. Who is waving the flag and fanning the flames from behind, and who is conniving to protect it and creating a mess... It cannot be without a conclusion.
Explain!"
Zhu Yuanzhang cast his eyes on Li Shanchang, and was so frightened that Li Xianggong fell to his knees.
"My superior, I, I was negligent and I am guilty!"
Lao Zhu shook his head and said: "Mr. Li, this matter is just like the Ministry of Commerce before. You are right. I didn't think of it before, so I can't take care of it. The department of etiquette should be the most responsible for taking care of this matter. We are in the third department."
Within the sky, I just want to hear what the Ministry of Rites means!"