In the darkness, Liang De quietly arrived at World No. 415 on the other side of the Blue Star System, Konghai.
The partner who has never met uses a very traditional summoning ritual.
The time is the beginning of midnight, the magic moment indoors, 23:00.
The location is a room that is dark all year round, and every corner is filled with strong emotional traces left by many living creatures.
Liang De turned sideways to look at his new partner who was sitting next to him and said nothing, and said tentatively:
"Hello?"
"Shh."
His partner raised his index finger in front of his lips, pointed to the screen in front of him, and handed the popcorn bucket and a pair of viewing glasses to Liang De.
Liang De understood what she meant.
Let’s talk about it after watching this movie first.
Liang De leaned back on the soft chair, ate popcorn and started watching this cosmic road movie called "The Devil Has Fallen".
This movie tells the story of thirteen powerful beings called demons who fall together to the origin of the multiverse timeline in search of the "ultimate" existence.
When the protagonists, the King of the Red River and the Dream of the Four Worlds, gave up everything without hesitation and fell towards the origin of the timeline, the screen of the viewing glasses was full of "man's romance".
At this time, Liang De heard his partner sitting next to him making a "puff" sound, and said as if talking to himself:
"Drills are a man's romance, giant ships and cannons are a man's romance, flying a Gundam is a man's romance, tofu and pork belly rice is a man's romance, even foolishly looking for something that may not even exist is a man's romance.
What exactly is a man's romance? Is everything a little silly a man's romance?" The partner's voice had a bit of crispness in her straightforwardness, and it sounded like an accent from the Fujian area.
Liang De laughed when he heard this, rubbed the air and lit a cigarette.
Just as his partner sitting next to him was about to stop him, he discovered that there was a layer of amber light at the end of the cigarette that blocked the dissipated smoke. The man inhaled the cigarette to the end in one breath, but never exhaled any smoke.
Liang De ignored his partner's shocked eyes and nonchalantly threw the cigarette butt that was simulated by extraordinary power into his mouth to decompose and recycle it, and said in a calm and detached tone:
"Chasing an unreachable illusory thing with a mortal body has its own dangers and folly. To summarize this danger and folly is the destiny of the word 'man's romance'."
Liang De took out another cigarette and lit it, saying:
"There were only two of us in the whole movie. Is the box office of this movie so bad?"
"I used the Human Expelling Charm on the door."
"Introduce yourself?"
"You go first." His partner in a knitted sweater took a sip of the drink from the Coke paper cup, and Liang De smelled the smell of alcohol, caramel and malt in the air.
Drinking stout out of a Coke glass at the movie theater?
Pay attention to.
"Then I'll try to attract more people." Liang De recalled the job resume he wrote on the cross-border bus during this period and followed the script.
"I, Liang De, was born in the Blue Star family and was a former practitioner in the lower realm of White Tribulation. I am currently employed by Mr. Tai Fengxian of the Thunder Evil Sect, and his position is Utopian Fist.
I hold a bachelor's degree in martial arts from Kukai Higan No. 423 Po-0 King World Global Elite Sports Center University. I focus on the application and development of ancient Eastern boxing techniques. I am good at protracted combat and tunnel combat. I am good at overdraft healing, biological transformation, and refining rare objects.
, also has rich experience in children’s education.
You can call me"
"Lao Liang." His partner replied quickly.
Lao Liang nodded and said yes, and extended his right hand to signal his partner to introduce himself.
The partner's hands were wrapped in the sleeves of her sweatshirt, and she drank tons and tons of stout from the paper Coke cup.
"Li Zhixian, as you can see, she is an ordinary beautiful girl."
After saying this, Li Zhixian hesitated and fell into thinking.
Wait a minute, as far as I know, ordinary beautiful girls will not say that they are beautiful girls.
Liang De used the raptor demon eyes that enhanced his night vision ability and looked at his partner again in the darkness of the cinema.
Li Zhixian wears a casual round-neck pullover Totoro sweatshirt, a pair of lazy low-top canvas shoes under straight washed jeans, and has long black hair that is between straight and curly, with a slightly messy texture.
The ends of her hair were highlighted with a slightly calmer ember red color.
Her dark eyes under the retro round-framed glasses looked drunk, and they were spinning around, not knowing what she was thinking.
Liang De adjusted his non-existent glasses, and the complicated beautiful girl identification mechanism in his mind came to a conclusion after a moment.
She is an ordinary beautiful girl. I agree with this evaluation.
Below is Mr. Liang’s knowledge class on beautiful girls.
Ask, how to determine whether a girl is a beautiful girl.
There is no doubt that all girls are beautiful girls.
Okay, now straight friends, please look at the next line.
Mr. Liang’s first rule for beautiful girls:
"Beautiful girls cannot be described by buzzwords that are active within 24 months."
The beauty of a beautiful girl has the eternity that travels through time and space, and is an existence that transcends common sense.
When a person wants to use commonly used rainbow fart words such as "It's so beautiful that I cry", "What kind of magical appearance is this", "I can do it again", etc. to describe this kind of beauty that transcends common sense, he will feel inappropriate the moment he is about to say it.
Because beautiful girls don’t need rainbow farts at all, because rainbow farts from the heart cannot be presented in the ordinary form of rainbow farts.
The beautiful girls in the first echelon can only be described with four-character idioms.
When we talk about Hirosue Ryoko in the 1990s, and the Qingxia Manyu and Zuxian at that time, what we need to describe is a kind of beauty that has captured the ancients thousands of years ago, rather than a kind of beauty that just caters to
The appearance that follows the trend of the times is that there is a beautiful person, clear and graceful, beauty in the bones, unparalleled elegance, and forgetting the vulgarity at first sight.
The beautiful girls in the second echelon are suitable to be described in five or seven character poems.
The people beside the mountain are like the moon, and their bright wrists are covered with frost and snow.
It's a beautiful smile. Between the bamboo fences, the mountains are full of peaches and plums. They are always vulgar.
I remember the first time I met Xiao Ping, the double heart character was Luo Yi.
All in all, when you find that you can't find a matching buzzword to praise, then the other person is a beautiful girl.
Liang De's martial arts spirit was running at high speed, trying to find two suitable descriptions.
Li Zhixian's mind was also running at a high speed. The calming effect of alcohol prevented her from running away, but what happened in front of her couldn't be taken lightly.
She slept until 10:30 in the morning without brushing her teeth when she received her great-aunt's relics by courier. Two shabby parchment books actually said that the ancestors of the Li family had been worshiped by Du Gongtai, the evil god of Kukai, for generations.
A powerful evil god who controls the power of thousands of worlds and has far-reaching power?
Believe it or not, Li Zhixian, who has received a high level of magic education, simply does not believe that there are so many terrifying evil gods in the world. The propaganda slogans are exaggerated and cliche. Most of them are superstitious sects at the township level that were completely wiped out decades ago.
Boring stuff.
But she drank too much last night, and when she woke up in the morning, she accidentally drank two more bottles of Huihun wine to relieve her hangover. She was in an extremely excited state.
"Fantasy note? It seems to be an easy clerical job. Anyway, I have been unemployed for so long, so it doesn't matter if I work for the evil god!"
After being drunk, she began to arrange the summoning ritual of the Fist of Utopia with amazing efficiency.
Li Zhixian used the human expulsion spell in this small theater without a magic alarm device, and then drew a magic circle in the screening room using strawberry milk instead of the "red fruit + goat's milk" written on the parchment.
No matter how much you think about it, it is impossible to succeed. If it is really a powerful descendant of the evil god, how could it possibly respond to the call of such cheap and discounted milk? At least it must be Tesu!
However... the summoning was a great success!
Li Zhixian stared at the man sitting next to him who appeared out of thin air for a long time, and found nothing except that he looked a bit like a Shiba Inu when he smiled.
I see!
Watching movies with men is not my home. It’s normal to not be able to think of a way to deal with this strange scene. I have to switch to an environment I’m familiar with!
"Um...Old Liang, why don't we go have a chat and have a drink or two first?"
Lu skewers?
Liang De's soul outside the pass was instantly activated at this moment.