Liang De stretched out his hand to reach for the artifact that was closely related to his martial arts spirit, but Tai Feng took the lead and grabbed a quarter of a thousand-volume bookmark that Du Gongtai had re-refined.
Tai Fengxian opened his hands, and he applied a special skin effect on the pair of gold-rimmed glasses, turning them into a golden hoop with auspicious clouds.
He solemnly held the golden hoop in his hand and placed it in front of Liang De.
There was neither sadness nor joy on Liang De's face, and he said:
"Teacher Fengxian, I begin to understand what you are saying.
In the past, I looked at things in a hazy way without thinking.
When I made returning to my hometown in Blue Star my first goal, everything became clearer than ever before.
I have realized that love is not a necessity in life."
"Ade, sweet love in this world, are you no longer a lemon?"
"It doesn't matter, there is no joy in being in love, no pain in being alone, the person you like the most is not necessarily the most suitable person, and the most suitable person is not necessarily the person you like the most.
What I want to do most is not to be with the person I like the most, although I also want to be with the person I like the most, but..."
But, I want to go back to the person who loves me the most.
"Adé, before putting on this golden hoop, do you have anything else to say?"
Liang De suddenly took three steps back and said to Tai Feng:
"Teacher Fengxian, won't this golden hoop of yours prevent you from being exposed to any trace of human nature after you put it on?"
Du Gongtai smiled and said: "He just applied a special effect on his skin to enhance the sense of ritual. It looks like a golden hoop. The pair of glasses I made definitely have no function of making you die of love."
Liang De then safely picked up the gold hoop and put it on his head, and said seriously:
"Teacher Fengxian, I will never fall in love again in this earthly world and test the true love in all the worlds. I, Liang De, am willing to bear it!"
"Hahahahahaha, the weather is turbulent, but my sun is prosperous!
Ade, go and look in the mirror!"
Tai Fengxian and Du Gongtai laughed and disappeared into the sofa. The voice that echoed in the loft apartment was neither male nor female. It had no characteristics, and it was unknown who spoke it.
Liang De touched the top of his head but couldn't find the golden hoop.
He stroked his hands downwards, but there was nothing on the bridge of his nose.
He regurgitated what he had learned throughout his life. Whether it was recalling the girl who most excited his heart or recalling the important learning materials on his hard drive in his previous life, he did not feel any restraint on his head.
"What do you mean, promotions and rewards are all illusions?"
Liang De walked to the bathroom sink mirror. In the mirror, he was wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses.
Liang De couldn't help but stretched out the middle finger of his right hand to hold the bridge of his glasses. Part of his own extraordinary power suddenly disappeared, and several lines of square and small Song Simplified Number 2 characters appeared in his field of vision:
[Name: Non-Existent Glasses]
【type:???】
【quality:???】
[Special Effects: 1. Uneven Mirror: Call part of "The Mirror of the World" to conduct an appraisal of the specified item. The final interpretation right of this special effect belongs to... it is not you anyway; 2. In the world: the holder must travel through time after equipping this item.
Go to a world where intelligent creatures exist; 3. The man in the trap: Increases the probability that the holder will meet the master of Yingxue Hall after traveling through time.]
[Note: Armani! My Armani!]
Liang De immediately took out the virginity certificate Tai Fengxian gave him and pushed the "non-existent glasses" to activate the identification effect.
[Name: Deputy Director-level Virgin Certificate (Thunder Four Friends Joint Edition)]
[Type: Soul Weapon]
[Quality: Legend]
[Special effects: 1. Bachelor: Improve pure yang, ward off evil spirits, destroy demons, and immortality attributes. The holder can practice all the skills with the prerequisite of being a boy; 2. Cherry Orchard: The holder can perform three attacks on others a day.
Virgin identification; 3. Crime and punishment: the holder causes double damage to non-virgin creatures】
[Note: Loneliness is a powerful alias]
Liang De stared at the mirror for a long time, then immediately threw the deputy director's virginity certificate into the depths of his soul, and then shouted at the top of his lungs:
"Brother Xian! Everyone is gone, do me a favor!"
Li Zhixian appeared with a beer carton and a bottle of wine:
"what?"
Mr. Liang scratched his head, spread his fingers in front of his face, and said:
"How do I feel about my glasses?"
Li Zhixian looked at Liang De and then in the mirror and said:
"Lao Liang, are you under too much pressure at work? The Evil Disaster Bureau provides free psychological counseling for employees. Would you like to make an appointment for you?"
Liang De adjusted his glasses, which only he could sense, and said:
"No, I'm fine.
Brother Xian, you don’t need to help me find a suitable time-travel mission. I have other plans next, which will make your work in vain. I’m sorry.
"It's okay." Li Zhixian was very generous, "I haven't started looking for you yet."
"Okay..."
Li Zhixian exited the bathroom holding the beer box and lay on the floor in the living room, sniffing left and right.
She lifted up the floor and looked at the empty dark compartment with a dull expression.
"Old Liang, I hid a bag of Dengying beef here..."
Liang De's face didn't change and he said: "I was eaten by Tai Fengxian, let alone under the floor. He is an evil boss. It's useless for you to hide in the ends of the world."
Li Zhixian lay on the floor of the living room despairingly and didn't say a word for a long time.
"No, Brother Xian, you have been re-employed by the Evil Disaster Bureau, and you are not short of money at all. If you want to eat Dengying beef, you can just go to the supermarket and buy another pack. There is no need to be so desperate."
Li Zhixian lay motionless on the ground and said:
"That package of beef was sent to me by a friend of mine from eastern Sichuan. It is a specialty of Tongchuan. The one sold in supermarkets does not taste like that at all!"
"If you are eaten, you will be eaten. It's not a bad thing if you drink two bottles less."
"You know nothing!"
Liang De ignored the desperate Xianyu who was paralyzed on the ground, went out, took a taxi, and went straight to the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau.
Liang De passed through the automatic sensor door on the first floor of the Evil Disaster Bureau, pressed the elevator up button, and waited for the elevator on the first floor.
The defensive boundary of the Office Building of the Evil Disaster Bureau is stacked one on top of another. It is a redundant defense system that does not seek merit but seeks no faults. If you fly directly up there, you will definitely make a big fuss, so we should follow normal procedures.
Relatively safe.
Liang De waited for a few minutes. The elevator door opened at a steady speed. A big-headed young man huddled in the elevator and dared not come out. He met Liang De's eyes and whispered:
"Liang, Brother Liang..."
Liang De held the elevator door with one hand, twitched his nose, and quickly frowned.
"Da Tou, haven't you quit smoking? Why do you smell like cigarettes again?"
Brother Liang reached out and took out a pack of high-end cigarettes from the pocket of the fifth outstanding young man from the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau, smelled it and stuffed it into his pocket.
"How come you have no willpower at all and you are still an outstanding youth? How can you still be called an outstanding youth if you can't quit smoking?
Big head, smoking is not a good thing, you have to be ashamed!"
Liang De lit a large cigarette and held it in his mouth, blowing out a few smoke rings in the amber inner air shield, with a tone that said he hated iron.
The outstanding young man had a sluggish expression on his head. He was restrained by Mr. Liang's upright posture and terrifying extraordinary power, and could not speak for a long time.
"Forget it, quitting smoking is not something that happens in a day or two. It will take a long time."
Big head, who are the leaders in the bureau today? I have something to ask the leaders about."
"Commissioner Liang, what do you want?"
Liang De looked back and saw a gentle and intellectual woman standing behind him with a smile.