"Didn't you say before that the plot of fighting and killing was boring?"
Liang De looked at the criminal investigation drama on TV with a fierce exchange of fire and asked with some confusion.
Li Zhixian straightened the owl above his head and said:
"You don't understand. There are almost no bad guys in many romance dramas nowadays. The villains are weak and the good-looking characters will definitely be whitewashed in the finale. It's hard to find a bad guy who makes people hate them from beginning to end.
Criminal investigation dramas are different. With the development of the mystery genre today, most of the normal gimmicks that can be done have been done by screenwriters. Only by adding some novel and heavy-flavored cases can we attract the critical attention of the audience.
So there are a lot of pure villains in popular criminal investigation dramas now, and they are very perverted."
"You are watching the show because of the perverted villain, hey... you are very sick with your taste."
Li Zhixian looked serious and stared at the TV screen intently.
"I want to find a middle-aged and elderly male villain with handsome appearance and extraordinary temperament, so that he can replace Bi Jian as the most hated member of the opposite sex in my heart!
Damn it, this old professor who serially kills people with a shell gun is a little too handsome, I can't even dislike this kind of handsome man who has gone through many changes!"
"etc!"
Liang De looked at Li Zhixian in disbelief and said:
"Did you sign a striver agreement with the company?
It’s the struggler’s agreement that if you get below B in the annual performance appraisal, you will be punished by being transformed into a god.”
"Yes, how about it? Are you in awe of this striver?"
"You can pull me down. If you are a striver, I will be Saito Asuka's boyfriend."
Liang De pulled out the remote control from the gap in the sofa, quit the criminal investigation drama in which the suspect was so handsome that it might have a negative influence on teenagers, and switched to the late-night animation that macho men loved to watch.
"Don't be stupid, even though it's divine punishment, can it still turn you into a handsome man?
When performing the transformation, the person of the opposite sex with the lowest appearance and the worst figure is extracted from your memory, and then gives you a Thunder Bluff mid-life crisis family bucket, guaranteeing you to go to the men's clinic every day and stay up all night, which is so satisfying that you don't want to go without it.
Brother Xian, why bother with a beautiful girl like you? If you meet the requirements of the agreement, you will only get two more months of salary. If you fail to meet the requirements, you will have to be a frustrated man for at least a year. The risks and benefits are not proportional."
"She's an orthodox beautiful girl!
Ahhhhhh! No! Why should life treat me, a beautiful girl, like this! What have I done wrong! I don’t want to go to the men’s department!”
Li Zhixian staggered around holding his head, so frightened that the pet owl above his head flew to the floor lamp next to him.
Liang De saw that she was about to become a strange kind among beautiful girls, so he used the essential skill of a straight man: "Actually, I don't care about your experience at all, but out of politeness, I still tell a few nonsense words to comfort you."
"Brother Xian, it's only the end of April, half a year has not passed yet. You have some confidence in us, isn't it B? Maybe we can do it if we work hard."
"Fart! If you were really confident, wouldn't you sign the Strivers Agreement?
That’s two months’ salary. If you can’t bear to pay for the phone bills yourself, will you take it?”
Brother Xian, you know me quite well... Is this the so-called partner?
"I think about defeat before I win. Besides, for a man like me who has a wolfish temper, struggle is natural. I will go all out whether I sign the agreement or not."
"You tried your best, you idiot!
In April, I brought back a roll of one-star toilet paper as part of my regular material collection task, and I took my girlfriend on a trip to Antarctica without doing any free tasks..."
"What kind of girlfriend? Brother Xian, please don't accuse someone of their innocence out of thin air. As a national idol, it is my basic ethics to remain single. Where can I find a girlfriend?"
"Either your girlfriend or your childhood sweetheart's ex-girlfriend, do you think I can't see the relationship between you and the mysterious man? You think my brother Xian is blind!"
"Wrong! I am the boy who survived the battle with the mysterious man."
"Haha, you will always be single, you will always have an ex who hurt you so much, and you will always package yourself as a big boy and a scumbag!"
"What you said is an insult to my 27-year history of being single since birth. I ask you to correct it immediately!"
Li Zhixian suddenly let out a long sigh.
"well!
Lao Liang, there is no point in continuing to argue. If we fish in March and April, how can we expect to harvest in July and August?
That's all, that's all, God is jealous of beauty, this is my fate, please step back."
Li Zhixian couldn't help but feel sad when he thought of Bi Jian's face and the little men's papers he often saw on the street. He no longer had the intention to quarrel with Liang De and climbed onto the sofa like a salted fish with hands and feet_(
:3 ∠)_ got up.
"Hey, actually it's not completely impossible to get B."
Liang De turned off the TV, turned to Li Zhixian and said:
"Do you know I got promoted?"
"It's none of my business. You can buy it for midnight snack tomorrow."
"After I was promoted, I was given a new job by my superiors, allowing me to go to places that other Utopian Fists could not go to, open up a new world on this shore of Kukai, and at the same time do some things that Mr. Fengxian liked to see.
Because we are opening up a new world, my work evaluation is higher than others from the beginning. There are still 8 months left in this year. As long as the materials we collect can make Teacher Fengxian like it, we will get evaluations of three stars or above every time... let alone one.
B, it’s not impossible to get A.”
"Does Mr. Liang really mean what he said?"
"It's absolutely true. If there's even half a lie, just teach me that Liang De bites his tongue every time he eats red soup hotpot!"
"Okay!" Li Zhixian stood up suddenly, his energy returning to her side.
"Old Liang, let me ask you sincerely, what is Teacher Fengxian's favorite thing?"
"Let me ask you a question first."
Liang De also stood up, his eyes blazing with fire.
"Brother Xian, what do you think of sweet and well-matched couples?"
"I wish I could blow their heads off with one punch, pour two barrels of thermite on them, burn them to ashes and pour them into the river to feed the fish."
"Okay! Now I feel relieved, we are comrades with the same heart and one mind!"
Brother Xian, what Teacher Fengxian likes most is to test true love!"
"more specific."
"He is the sword and shield soldier who prevents romantic lovers from breaking up their bad relationships and becomes a lover!"
"good, very good!"
Li Zhixian clenched his fists, his eyes burning with the same single-minded fire as Liang De.
"I didn't expect that our work could become so meaningful. Teacher Fengxian is really a good and upright god!"
Li Zhixian lowered his head and covered his face with a villainous laugh:
"It's not that easy for me, Li Zhixian, to become Bi Jian. I've read so many sadomasochism novels and sadomasochism dramas, and today I finally have to put it to use...
Lao Liang, just go ahead and do it!
When necessary, I will give you guidance from a female perspective without any hesitation!"
"Okay! I'll get a secondary card for cross-border communication and install it on your mobile phone. Then the phone bill will be reimbursed to me!"
"Old Liang! I will never do anything salty again!"
“Brother Xian! I will never fish again!
Let us work together to burn everything we can to go home, for performance, and for bonuses!"
In a slightly messy loft apartment at No. 415 Blue Star on the other side of Kukai, this pair of partners who have met across thousands of worlds but have been constantly at odds are holding hands with each other, their eyes blazing.
For the sacred goal of revolutionizing the world with fire, they finally put aside all conflicts and prejudices and united closely.
The fire in the eyes of the two people lit up the entire night.