"Please! What are you going to do? You are so annoying!"
Liang De looked at Bai Hekong who came closer with a pained face. Her simple and strong Mandarin outside the Guanwai had been led astray to the Yizhou Strait.
This is the contagious difference in Eastern dialects.
Generally speaking, Lingnan dialect and Lingnan Mandarin are the least contagious, because it is really difficult to speak, and sometimes it takes a little talent to deliberately imitate it.
However, the plastic Mandarin outside Guanwai and the plastic Mandarin in the Jingchu area are relatively highly contagious and are powerful sources of infection in local Mandarin. If you are not careful, you will catch them.
The Baodao accent is the ultimate biased weapon. Once encountered, even outsiders from Panjin may not be able to resist it, especially if they have watched many Baodao idol dramas and already have a considerable vocabulary.
It's very easy to get biased.
"I'm working now. How about you go somewhere else? I've tolerated you for a long time. You really have a lot of money!"
Bai Hekong wore a monocle, squinted his eyes and said:
"Look at that boy, he is obviously very scared, so scared that his knees are shaking, but he still wants to show off his strength and protect the girl.
The girl was also scared, but she was calm and brave and did not let the boy take risks alone.
Although there are still many shortcomings and mistakes in their current behavior, it is really rare to meet such a good friend at this age. There is love in fried chicken."
"So what? Can you use love to move away the urinal sludge monster blocking the car door? Or can you use love to generate electricity in an instant and use a hundred thousand volts or purple thunder nine strikes or something?"
Liang De stretched out his hand and pointed, only to see behind the Yin Qi barrier, a ghost with yellow-green mud flowing all over its body blocked the door of the car with its three-meter-high square mouth. There were several things in the mouth that were constantly dripping mud.
Ten rotten human hands, swaying in the air like chrysanthemums and sea anemones, made the overall image of the ghost look like a wall-mounted urinal so dirty that mushrooms grew on it.
But the boy and girl who were slowly approaching could not see through the curtain of gloomy energy, and moved towards the car door bit by bit.
"What is a urinal?" Bai Hekong asked.
"You are really ignorant, the urinal is..."
Wait! It seems like urinals are only available in men's restrooms... What am I talking about to girls!
"Huh? What is it?"
"You don't understand even after I tell you. Stop talking, I'm going to start work."
While speaking, Liang De had shaken off two high-end clones from his body and dug them from the ground to the bottom of the urinal mud monster. With four small hands, he stretched out a button, and the strong rhythm of the Golden Snake's hard and soft method passed through the urinal mud like an electric current.
The whole body of the monster instantly grasped the top, bottom, inside and outside of this monster.
Bai Hekong saw Liang De's movements and asked curiously: "How do you plan to test them?"
Before going to this world No. 415, she already had a certain understanding of Liang De's work and the deeds of Thunder Evil Sect Tai Fengxian.
After all, the change of ownership of Qinggeng Peak is a major event that has shaken both sides of the air and sea recently. It is impossible not to pay attention to it.
After the general election of the Thunder Conference, a series of reports were published on the social page of "Human Lesson" and various gossip weeklies, which more or less mentioned the actions of the four Thunder friends that year, which is reminiscent of Tai Zhudu.
The terror of three people.
The Thunder Evil Sect, Tai Fengxian, controls the evil power nicknamed "Cloud Cuckold". Before Pu Xuande did not overwhelm Thunder Bluff and restrain the three junior brothers, Tai Fengxian frantically spread suspicion and fear to men and women in countless worlds.
Significantly reducing the marriage rate, reducing the number of newborns, accelerating the aging of society, and putting one young civilization after another in trouble.
His fantasy fist of "Cupid with lead arrows" wreaks havoc across the world with the slogan of testing true love. It is unknown how many loving couples have been broken up and how many unparalleled romances have been severed.
Back then, somewhere in the other side of the world, a plant of Crimson Pearl Immortal Grass fell into the mortal world and was reincarnated as a woman. She was going to reconnect with the reincarnated waiter of Shenying, but was hindered by a fantasy fist, and an extremely domineering sect was destroyed.
The powerful Monkey King Fist was taught to Fairy Jiangzhu, setting her on a path to conquering the world with her fists, and she no longer had anything to do with Shenying's waiter who was reincarnated as a wealthy son.
There are also those who transform the divine sculptures that teach martial arts into beautiful beast-mother girls to tempt young knights to change their hearts, and those who reveal their identity as talented women dressed as men and expel them from school. The list is too numerous to list.
Therefore, Bai Hekong was very curious as to how Liang De would use it to test the love between the young and girl, and build a high wall between them before the ambiguous window paper was broken.
Liang De's eyes flickered with the flames of jealousy, as if there were countless creatures wailing and turning into ashes in the flames.
"I want to control that ghost to give them two sets of test papers to take, and scare them that they will eat the person with the lower score after the test.
These two little guys will work hard to avoid being eaten, turning from collaborators into competitors, and then turning against each other!
This will not only break up this pair of stupid high school students, but also make them realize the importance of studying. After escaping from this ghost place, study hard and make progress every day, and maybe they can be admitted to Dongda University in the future. It really kills two birds with one stone!"
Bai Hekong's head was full of questions: "Classmate Liang De, what hatred do you have for high school students? You should also consider the mental health of minors!
Also, can such a bad test really be considered good material?
I'm not really in love, so even if this vague feeling is cut off, it won't have much power."
“As an adult, isn’t it natural that I hate high school students?
When I was in junior high school, I hated elementary school students. When I was in high school, I hated junior high school students. When I was in college, I hated high school students. After graduation, I hated college students... Why have I never had this kind of youth love story? Why can they talk about it regardless of the pressure of study?
There is no such thing as love, I must do justice for God!"
"There are also those kind of campus lovers who can fall in love and study well!"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Haha, classmate Bai Hekong, you are too naive.
Love and study can be balanced when you are a student, just like having a good love and career after entering the society.
In this era of fierce competition, such a good thing cannot exist.
If a man can maintain good grades or do a good job in his career when he is in love, it means he doesn’t love you enough!
What will this kind of man do if we don’t break up with him?"
"What nonsense are you talking about!"
Bai Hekong waved his hand, and hundreds of sea-blue parts flew to form a Mimic-like war puppet, which swallowed the urinal sludge monster.
"There's no point in doing what you say.
I have a good idea that will allow you to test more interesting love and collect better materials, do you want to give it a try?"
"Huh? Why do you come to tell me what to do?"
"You've never been in love, have you?"
"You can say that……"
"What do you mean you can say that? We just haven't talked about it."
"To some extent."
"Humph, although I have never been in love, I have always been very popular. Many people come to me to discuss love matters, so my understanding of love is far better than that of a layman like you!"
Haven't we never talked about it? What are you, a woman, so arrogant about?
"Then what do you want to do?"
"I want to build a circular railway and start a fantasy journey for boys and girls!"
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