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Chapter 83. Unite

Battle Shit Block Theater?!

Outside the carriage, Bai Hekong took a deep breath.

"Don't be angry. There's nothing to be angry about. Planning Bai, just wait for a while. It's not the most irritating time yet."

Liang De smiled so hard that the crow's feet at the corners of his eyes were about to jump out of the dragon's door. With a wave of his hand, another wave of neon-colored inner energy poured into the task bar of the floating castle.

I saw a few more lines of big words on the fiery red taskbar in front of the young girl:

“The conditions for receiving this task are: complete [Make clay animals together] within 3 minutes. If you fail to successfully receive the task after 3 minutes, this task will disappear forever.

Special reminder: This mission is an important main line mission. If you fail to successfully receive the mission or fail the mission, you will not be able to leave the castle.

The countdown begins!”

A three-minute countdown popped up on the taskbar, flashing violently and making a sound like a time bomb.

Hodaka Haruya and Haruna Kanade didn't have time to think, and immediately accepted the pottery task in the pink and white task bar.

Get panicked, get busy!

That’s it!

As expected of the second senior brother who is known as the despicable king of the Lu Academy, he didn't even need to add new NPCs to the game. He only used simple task settings to force the traitor Bai Hekong into a desperate situation.

The first is to shorten the time of the ceramic art task designed by Bai Hekong to 3 minutes, leaving no time for cultivating feelings.

The second is to introduce the concept of shit-flavored chocolate into the game, lowering the overall style and causing continuous mental pollution.

Even if this pair of young men and women are extremely talented, just a look and a smile can seal their relationship for life, but that situation can only happen when they are undistracted and fully devoted.

After knowing the terrifying content of the so-called main mission, how could they calm down and make pottery with their minds full of chocolate!

The last and most important point is that through the overlord clause, the tasks released by Bai Hekong were forced to the front, and the back-up position that military strategists must compete for was obtained.

Sun Xunqiao, the godfather of online dating, realized a truth after watching countless food dramas, that is -

Whoever serves the food first will definitely lose!

Take the macho blood-rushing comic "The Spirit of Medicine" as an example.

As of Chapter 252, the 12th battle of the Alliance Shokuki, there are a total of 25 cooking duels in the manga that actually determine the outcome.

Among them, the second-hand chef won 20 games, and the first-hand chef only won 5 games. The second-hand chef's winning rate is as high as 80%!

The male protagonist Yukihira Oma, who is respected as the "King of Medicine", has always adhered to the principle of "the first mover must lose, the second mover must win". Since his debut, as long as he moves second, he has never lost (and the first mover has never won).

Pass).

The reason why is that how humans feel about an experience often depends on the peak and end of the experience, which is the so-called peak-end law.

Think about it, if the ending of this game is that the hero and heroine make pottery together after exhausting themselves from the chocolate battle, maybe these two traumatized poor people will lick each other's wounds and become the world's most beautiful people.

People who can understand each other create an unusual love emotion.

But if you do pottery together for 3 minutes with your mind full of chocolate, and then you are really thrown into a world full of chocolate...

I don’t believe that sweet love can exist under such circumstances!

A chocolate-flavored love is not far behind!

Bai Hekong, the rules of victory have been determined, come on, let’s start the game!

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Liang De let out a cunning laugh, holding two chicken drumsticks in his hands, and danced the black fried chicken dance in front of Bai Hekong with nimble steps.

"How about it! Planning Bai, how do you feel now?"

He cut off his hearing in advance to avoid being shocked by Bai Hekong's angry shouting. He saw the petite girl dressed in JK clothes clenching her fists and spreading them outwards. Angry sea-blue flames danced behind her, and her strong inner momentum could blow the wind.

Her hair and skirt look like she has transformed into a Super Saiyan.

"Liang!!! De!!!"

Seeing Liang De's real-time broadcast, the Yan of Punishment group burst into laughter and laughter, filling the festive atmosphere of celebrating the New Year in advance.

Sun Xunqiao and Mu Yigui exchanged dozens of dog-head expressions and laughing voices. The second graders of the Lu Academy were united like never before at this moment.

"Lin Baolong:..."

"Shan Futian: Why do you bully others like this... Is that why you can't find a girlfriend?"

"Shan Futian was banned for 10 minutes by the administrator Mu Yigui."

"Mu Yigui: You, a handsome guy with long and plentiful hair, don't understand anything! It's because of straight men with weak will like you that we single straight men have fallen to the bottom of the public opinion food chain step by step.

Tell me, why did you betray your brother?"

"Sun Xunqiao: That's right! Why do you think you are superior to others if you have a girlfriend? Does your value depend entirely on women?

You poor bastard who has been domesticated by society, you forget the equal brotherhood between men as soon as you see a cute girl!

Let me tell you, men are great because of themselves. We, straight men, are self-sufficient in supernatural powers and don’t need anyone’s evaluation or sympathy!

We straight-blooded men will never bow down or give in, and even if we are single until death, we will never bow down to a woman to please her!"

"Mu Yigui: That's good! But idols are not included!"

"Sun Xunqiao: Grass, why?"

"Wood Art Rules: Of course it's not okay for a man to kneel to a woman, but what's wrong with a man to kneel to a goddess!"

"Sun Xunqiao: Gungun, you keep losing your hair because you are not strong-willed!"

"Wu Yigui: Wait, let me count first..."

"Mu Yigui: I really lost one! Xinduo! My Xinduo! How could you leave me like this!

Sun Gou, are you cursing my hair?"

"Sun Xunqiao: Get lost! Who the hell remembers the names of your hair?"

"Liang De: Senior brother, you guys can argue later. Send me the recipe for shit-flavored chocolate first."

"Sun Xunqiao: I sent it to your email. Just follow the steps. You have all the materials."

"Liang De: Yes, yes. I was starving in Wuya Forest. Haina Huanzang has everything to eat, including tons of chocolate.

Senior brother, is this poop-flavored chocolate you developed really poop-flavored?"

"Sun Xunqiao: Of course it is. As a professional cook, I never joke about taste."

"Liang De: Senior brother, then I have to ask, why do you know the smell of shit during the training session in the kitchen of the North Shaolin Flagship Temple on the other side!"

"Mu Yigui: Do you even need to ask? A dog can't change its habit of eating shit. Sun Gou must have eaten it himself!"

"Sun Xunqiao: You are the one who eats shit, let me crawl on you!"

"Mu Yigui: Then tell me how you know."

Seeing that Sun Xunqiao and Mu Yigui were quarreling again, Liang De stopped talking and started preparing special chocolate according to the recipe sent by Sun Xunqiao.

When he finished decorating the copy with chocolate-colored squares, he saw two people dressed as astronauts walking in.

Haruya Hodaka and Kanade Haruna wear airtight internal circulation protective suits, which completely isolate the chocolate from the outside and also have a floating function!

Liang De: "???"


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