Before entering the aquatic products market, Liang De and Bai Hekong secretly observed the appearance of the ghosts in the market so that they could disguise themselves and sneak into them.
There are many kinds of ghosts and monsters in the underworld in this world, with different appearances. The more mainstream ones are humans with animal heads and human faces and humans with human faces and animal bodies. These two categories account for more than 60%. Most of them are natives of the underworld, and are weird creatures of flesh and blood.
Most of the dead souls from the underworld retain the wonderful moments of death. Some have golden pillows of durian on their heads, some have transparent bullet holes in their chests, and some have mace iron bars behind them. These ghosts generally have sad faces and look uncomfortable.
Looking so happy.
There are quite a few ghosts and monsters that look the same as humans in the human world, which is not uncommon. Therefore, Liang De and Bai Hekong dressed up very simply. They only needed to gather a lot of yin energy on their bodies to cover up the aura of humans, and then slightly adjusted their looks.
Already.
Lao Liang cut off his head and put it in his armpit. He smeared some scarlet-colored inner energy on the broken parts of his face and neck. He also smeared his T-shirt until it looked like someone had poured Mapo tofu all over him.
He's a blood-based headless monster.
He retrieved his soul memory in real time in the revolving door of life, dragged it 360 degrees to see the effect of this set of "Ghost Skin", and showed a satisfied expression on his head tucked into his armpit.
Not bad, not bad, it matches my temperament very well. I will be a fierce man in life and a fierce ghost in death. This is the romance of men!
Bai Hekong deftly made a fox mask with a white face and red ears with his fingers, dotted a crimson cherry blossom pattern on one side of the fox's face, and pinned it to her temples. She lifted the hem of her skirt and turned it lightly, and a few swaying ocean blue flowers appeared around it.
There is a floating Japanese monster girl next to the lustful will-o'-the-wisp and headless fierce ghost.
"Let's go, take the lead, brother."
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At the fishery market, Liang De raised his head with both hands and took a look around. Most of the stall owners were ghosts with fish heads, and he didn't know if there were any distant relatives of Ah Yun.
This aquatic product market has strict rules. The stall owner with carp heads sells carp, the stall owner with crab heads sells crabs, the stall owner with lobster head sells lobsters, and the stall owner with long snail heads sells snails. There is a vague feeling about my son and me.
It means I can beat you but I can't.
So the stall owner who sells turtle tortoise has a head that... Liang De can't look directly at. Fortunately, he has his head between his legs and doesn't have to look directly at him.
"Boss, help me pick up my head."
After Liang De gave his head to the turtle boss, he put his hands into the water tank and lifted up two turtles, a male and a female. His natural power quietly penetrated under the carapace and determined the age of the two turtles at the cellular level.
Seventy-three, eighty-four, an old husband and a young wife, a pear tree weighing down begonias, they are old enough, but...
"Boss, are these two turtles of yours the original pair?"
The two mung beans of the turtle boss blinked again and again, and said doubtfully:
"Original wife?"
"Yes, I plan to buy it for my friend who is getting married. It's not a bad omen for the original wife."
It’s a good sign that you bought the original tortoise as a gift to the newlyweds!
The turtle boss was born with slow movements, but his thinking speed was no slower than that of other races. He immediately said seriously:
"Sir, men always want to be the first, but women want to be the last.
You bring this pair of turtles home and stew them in a pot so that they can become each other's last friends. This is the most romantic thing I can think of.
Such a romantic gift is perfect for newlyweds."
The soft-shell turtle boss has a sincere and sincere voice. If it weren't for his head image problem, he might have become a great aquatic products salesman just with this voice.
Liang De was deeply moved by the turtle boss's passionate view of love, and then turned around and went to the stall selling crabs next to him.
"Boss, do you have a crab that has been your original wife for more than thirty years?"
Mr. Krabs put down the Krabby Patty with his left pincer and hit the carapace on his chest hard:
"If you want aquatic products from your original wife, just come to me!"
He took out a pair of palm-sized blue crabs stacked together from the water tank and introduced them to Liang De.
According to Mr. Crab, after the male crabs of this type of Yinhe water crab become sexually mature at the age of fifty, they will look for mature female crabs that are around forty years old and are only one time away from molting.
They hold on tightly and control them firmly under the plastron. They mate with the female crab only after she has shed her shell and matures. Therefore, this pair of Yinhe water crabs is definitely the first mate.
How despicable...the crab of the underworld.
Liang De tapped the back shell of the male crab above to confirm that the age of the pair of crabs was indeed the same as Mr. Crab said, so he exchanged the pair of crabs with him for a piece of blue cloth made of fantasy sea mysterious energy.
The blue cloth was tough and durable, invulnerable to water and fire, and could not be scratched by an ordinary sword. Mr. Crab used his big pliers to cut it more than a dozen times before cutting a small gap. He immediately put it away happily and gave Liang Liang as a gift.
A small jar of homemade butter.
"Liang De! There are also seafood for sale here! Come and try some."
Liang De carried the crabs strung up on straw ropes and walked towards Bai Hekong.
"Sir, you forgot your head!"
Liang De didn't look back, took out a new head and put it under his arm, waved his hand and said:
"It's okay, I'll give it to you."
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"Why are there still seafood? Don't they sell fresh seafood here?"
Liang De picked up a sea rabbit from the water tank and smelled it.
"It's quite fresh. How did you bring it here?"
The fish head stall owner with wings on his back said with a naive smile: "This place is less than 200 miles away from the sea. My brother and I caught fish from the sea and flew here overnight to keep it fresh."
"Then I'll buy a few more. Such fresh sea rabbits don't even need to be seasoned. If you simmer them in water, the Buddha next door will be so greedy that he will jump over the wall."
"Don't look at the fish for now, let's try their oysters."
Bai Hekong pried open an oyster, picked out the oyster meat with the tip of an oyster knife and handed it to Liang De.
"Why do you let me try? Can't you eat it yourself?"
"You can't eat it to death anyway."
Okay...that's right.
Most of the members of the Lu Academy have also practiced the steel-like iron body forging method. After practicing to the point where their internal organs are like a furnace, they can drink molten iron and copper juice to satisfy their hunger. Their digestive systems are extremely scary. Eating a few seafood from the underworld is not a big problem, unlike ordinary people.
If you eat wild game, you may get into trouble if you are not careful.
Liang De took out a spray gun and aimed it at the oyster meat, then took it into his mouth and chewed it twice.
"It's quite sweet, a bit like white pearl oysters, but the aftertaste is very rich, with a bit of fruity milk aroma, tender and refreshing, quite good."
"Will ordinary people get into trouble if they eat it?"
"Ordinary people, what kind of ordinary people?"
"Just ordinary people in World No. 415."
"It should be fine." Liang De felt the feedback from the digestive system, "People who are weak may have diarrhea for two days after eating it. It's not a big problem."
"Well, then I'll go back and make oyster omelette for her to eat."
"Can you make oyster omelette?"
"Who are you looking down on? My hometown is by the seaside, and many girls do this."
Liang De nodded and asked casually:
"I heard that your life at Mo's Heavy Industries was just mediocre. Why don't you go back to your hometown and forget about it. There's no future in toy design at Mo's."
Bai Hekong frowned, "Who did you listen to?"
"Just the nameless one from your school. He's a very nosy person. He talks about random things in the group every day when he has nothing to do. He's annoying to all of us decent straight men."
Liang De's expression remained unchanged, and the head in his armpit looked upright.
Bai Hekong collected the oysters, dried oysters, scallops and other seafood he bought into Haina Huanzang.
Humph, it seems that dead eel is still living too leisurely. When I get back, I will report him for taking outsourcing from a competitor.
The girl reached out and took off the fox mask from her temples, pretending to lower her head to check the string, so that Liang De would not see her expression.