Hello everyone, I am Du Dingbei, your loyal friend who updates every day.
Mercury is very bright tonight. It is affected by the position of the stars. Since the day, I have been thinking about Water Chapter.
However, doing this would be too unprofessional. I'm sorry for all the readers' subscriptions. The minimum limit is as low as mine. I also feel that we should wait until we are more familiar with each other before doing such embarrassing things (maybe another five or six million words).
This is actually the same as falling in love...omitted below.
But the longing for water is irresistible, so I decided to write a one- to two-thousand-word leave request note instead of the absent text to accompany you to spend three short minutes. I don’t mean that three minutes is short. Time is relative.
Human happiness comes in many shapes and forms, long or short is not the key, as long as... According to relevant laws and regulations, I will not go into details here.
I have talked a lot of nonsense again without realizing it, so let’s get back to the point.
Although this leave request is indeed a request for leave, it also carries other meanings besides asking for leave.
First, it fulfills the promise of "see you tomorrow" at the end of last night's chapter.
Secondly, it also proved that I was not fishing, I was just using the time that others were writing the main text to write the leave request.
This is the same as Mr. Lu Xun's practice of using other people's coffee time for work. It is an important spiritual inheritance of serious literature. As a serious literary worker, it is normal for me to know this traditional art, just like a car mechanic.
It’s no surprise that the portable wrench is the same as the vise in the chef’s trouser pocket.
Speaking of which, many readers got to know me for the first time through "". They may not know much about me and my strengths. I just have free time today, so I will analyze my highlights as an online writer.
If stretching the crotch is also a strong point, then every online article author has his or her own strong point.
Some authors are good at writing about otherworldly scenes, some are good at writing high-level martial arts fights, and some are good at writing about heartwarming daily life, but I...actually my strength is not crotch extension.
My strength is writing leave requests.
It is no exaggeration to say that in terms of word count in leave requests, looking at the starting point, from platinum to lv.1, there are very few active writers who can surpass me, almost none.
It's a pity that in today's era where update is king, leave requests, as an indispensable part of online literature, have never received the attention they deserve.
To this day, none of Qidian’s badges of honor are related to leave notes, and there has not been a trend among the major original Chinese websites and the broad readership community to criticize the standard of leave notes. Leave notes have become a popular topic in the online literature ecosystem.
Neglected secondary genres.
Because of this, my profound skills in writing leave requests are not recognized, and my skills in asking for leave, which are astonishing in the past, are completely useless. It can be said that I was born at the wrong time, which is worse than being a ghost.
But I can't give up, leave letter literature still has an infinite future.
I am not the first author of online articles who carefully writes leave requests, and I will not be the last.
When the sea is flowing, heroes will show their true colors.
Today, when the literature on leave notes is in silence, continuing to pass on the precious intangible culture of leave notes is an unshirkable responsibility of my Du Ding Bei.
I want to read more and write more, think more and practice more, not be proud of my extraordinary talent for asking for leave, keep polishing myself, and strive to write two leave application notes as text gifts when I don’t ask for leave, and establish myself as the online leave application note.
world dominance.
God rewards those who work hard, and if they don’t forget their merits, there will be repercussions.
As long as I persist, if one day Qidian launches an honor system for leave requests, such as setting up a gold bar award or something, I think there will be no need to spend more time on selection.
What is the starting point for asking for leave? (tactical fallback)
But I also have to admit that there are many strong people in the leave world who are not below me (tea leaves, tea leaves, two months, two months, do you know how I lived without "The Demon Conquering Expert" for these two months?
!), I still have a long way to go before I can become the uncrowned king of the leave world. I hope everyone will vote for me out of acquaintance.
Next, I will show you the "sudden ending" writing technique that I have learned from the starting point. Friends who are interested in writing online articles can learn from it.