Liang De's clothes were in tatters, his hair looked like a fried chicken coop, and his dark circles under his eyes were big and heavy. He stepped on a piece of carrot that was cut thick at the top and thin at the bottom. He soared into the sky and performed a forward somersault three and a half times.
Then it fell to the edge of the sink with a thud.
"Finally...it finally came out."
Liang De was lying on the edge of the sink like a dog, with tears streaming down his face. He looked like a useless dog.
The hot pursuit of the pool noodles stopped rising after Liang De jumped out of the sink, and the dense army of kitchen pest all-stars also slipped into the sewer and disappeared.
Liang De sat up unsteadily and looked around. This was a semi-open kitchen located behind the entrance, a common space-saving design in a 1dk single apartment.
A cotton printed apron with a lot of dust on it hangs on the wall. There are two squirrels printed on the front. One squirrel is wearing a hat, the other is waving sideways, and there is a line of English letters below: chip 'n' dale.
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Is it called the squirrel sink because of this... Unfortunately, I have been worried about the boss squirrel popping out of the sewer.
The sound of the door lock being turned with a key sounded, and a huge figure came in from the outside holding a heavy cardboard box.
The figure put the carton on the table and was talking on the phone with a mobile phone between his shoulder and ear.
"Mom, I have received the rice and vegetables... they are not broken, they are all fresh."
"...No need, these are enough for me to eat for a long time. Besides, you can buy these things online now, not just here."
"Well, well, I'll make soup for dinner at night... I know how to cook it. I cook by myself every day and I've already learned how to cook it. If you don't believe me, I'll show you the video tonight, so hang up now."
Liang De saw the figure take out a utility knife from the drawer, cut open the tape on the express carton, and with some difficulty took out a bag of rice, as well as carrots wrapped tightly with old newspapers and plastic wrap.
Lotus roots, tomatoes, broccoli, pickles, salted fish, a few bags of handmade tea leaves and wolfberries packed in ziplock bags, all scattered around the table.
The figure was silent for a while, then walked to the kitchen, dusted off the squirrel apron and tied it on. He came to the sink, turned a blind eye to Liang De who was sitting on it, and started wiping the countertop with a rag.
The unwashed, greasy dishes were piled together and placed in the sink for soaking. Kitchen waste and a few empty beer cans were sorted into the trash can with new garbage bags.
Liang De looked at the figure who was unfamiliar with his movements and was not quick at all in his work. He shook his head and lay down again.
Just give it a try. When it first comes, a new beginning looks like another failed attempt. Maybe the typhoon days of being 100% in love and not having to go to work will never come, but will a new life of persistence and hard work be possible?
Come on, how will you know if you don’t try it?
"The survival of test user Liang De, a first-year student in the Lu Academy, has been confirmed. The learning goal has been completed. Please leave the study room to receive the reward."
Liang De saw a bright yellow light emitting from the bottom of the kitchen sink, and was too lazy to get up. He lay on the countertop and let the strong suction suck him in, falling helplessly into a sea of bright yellow light.
Three black books floated in front of me.
Liang Delian's will to raise his arms was weak, and he asked feebly:
"Can I get some sleep before I choose?"
"Please complete the reward selection within 10 seconds, otherwise the reward will be canceled and sent directly to continue learning."
"Can you choose with your mouth? I want the middle one."
As soon as Liang De finished speaking, the left and right of the three black books turned into ashes and disappeared. The one left in the middle began to restore color and text, and at the same time, its size was also reduced.
A pocket book with a dark gray cover flew toward Liang De's eyebrows.
"Selection completed.
"Aono Pediatric Society Parenting Encyclopedia (17th Edition)".
The Aono Pediatric Society is a well-respected authoritative organization on children's health in all walks of life on both sides of the Taiwan Strait. This book is a concentrated expression of its advanced parenting concepts. After 17 revisions and review by thousands of experts, it fully ensures the timeliness and accuracy of the information.
It is accurate and synchronizes with the development of pediatric medicine in various fields on both sides of the Taiwan Strait. It keeps up with the times and adopts scientific parenting. It is the best-selling book of its kind and has been translated into tens of thousands of languages. It is widely recommended by pediatricians and the first choice for new parents.
Start transmission."
"You are fighting to the death to clear dungeons, and the reward is this kind of useless knowledge. You can't use it now, and you won't use it in the future. You can't use it when buying groceries. You won't use it at all. How can you be happy learning like this?
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Liang De's eyes were as dull as a salted fish. If he hadn't gained something else in this tank copy, he would have been so angry that he was bleeding internally from this cheating reward.
After all the knowledge was transferred, the cold mechanical female voice sounded again:
"The reward session is over and the transmission begins."
"Happy Study Double Room, Scene: Blazing Snow City."
"[Learning Objective]: Destroy the city gate."
"[Learning Reward]: 1 book in the library."
The sky is full of wind and snow, and a dilapidated city is empty and desolate.
Liang De walked out of the city gate and looked down at his phone.
He found the Happy Learning System app and saw the information about this game on the learning interface.
The opponent is Mu Yigui, the second-year prefect of the Lu Academy.
The information from the Lu Academy is vague about this prefect, except that he is good at group fighting.
Liang De drank the coffee in his hand and walked out of the city gate into the snow.
Swallowing a cup of coffee, my fate is at my mercy!
Those who are barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes, so what about the prefects?
Liang De's bare feet were regenerated after being corroded by the surface of the underworld, and his shoulders swayed exaggeratedly. The engine of Ren Du's second pulse was ignited like asthma, and his momentum was high.
The city gate behind suddenly closed, turning into a chaotic mosaic.
"I'll come, I'll see you, I..." Liang De looked across.
Behind the two-meter-high log blocking the horse is the city gate he wants to destroy.
There was a man lying on the snow in front of the logs and horses, holding his belly with his hands, sleeping very comfortably.
Liang De looked down, and his momentum suddenly weakened by three points.
The man lying on the ground was not wearing any shoes, and his feet were very dark. It was obvious that he had not been barefoot for a day or two, and he had much more experience than me.
He was snoring like thunder, clearly he didn't take Liang De seriously.
"This is... just what I want!"
Liang De stretched out, lay down on the spot, and began to sleep with his head covered.
I just closed my eyes and waited for a short time when I heard a warm and smelly voice beside my ears:
"Are you sleepy? I can hear your heartbeat, why are you pretending to be asleep?"
Liang De catapulted the carp over and jumped up, quickly distanced himself and jumped up from the ground.
He saw that the old man who was snoring loudly at the gate opposite him had suddenly fallen asleep next to him. The whole process was silent, which made Liang De horrified.
You still have the nerve to tell others that they are pretending to be asleep!
"What are you doing when you get up? I've also finished the dungeon of Squirrel Tank. I'm exhausted. I'm very sleepy, so let's go to bed together."
You old glass.
"Sorry, I'm more used to sleeping alone. Goodbye."
Liang De walked straight towards the opposite city gate. After taking two steps, he suddenly accelerated violently. The heat gushing from the soles of his feet melted the snow, propelling him to rush towards the mission goal.
Go to sleep, I'll take the first step, la la la la!
"Why are you running so fast? I won't do anything to you." The familiar bad breath hit your face.
Liang De braked suddenly, his feet sank into the ground, and he almost hit the unkempt and slovenly man in front of him.
The sloppy man lay on the log horse as if he had no bones in his body, stretched out, rubbed his face vigorously with both hands for a while, and yawned profusely.
Teleport?
Liang De pulled his feet out of the ground and took two hesitant steps back.
With this retreat, the scene changed drastically.
The light blue sandalwood smoke is endless, the snowy city turns into nothing, only darkness is seen, and the sound of Sanskrit singing can be heard.
Liang De looked around blankly, intermittent images flashing before his eyes and in his mind. He seemed to be still where he was, but also seemed to have gone far away.
When he came back to his senses, he found that he was back at the city gate entrance where he came from. There were no traces of where he had been lying on the snow, and the footprints where he had accelerated towards the opposite side were also gone.
Everything has been restored, only the lost internal strength has not been restored.
The slovenly old man with unkempt hair was still lying on the snow on the opposite side, snoring like thunder and unable to wake up.
Liang De cautiously stepped forward and slowly approached the sloppy man lying on the ground.
The snoring was so real that it even covered up the sound of his heartbeat. Could it be that he was really asleep?
"Hey! Senior Mu, are you asleep?"
Liang De vibrated the surface of his body, and used the rigid and soft snake body to manipulate the air to send the deafening volume to Mu Yigui's ear holes. Mu Yigui, who was lying on the ground, used his little finger to pick out his ears, turned over and continued to shout loudly.
sleep.
As the saying goes, you can never wake up a husband who is pretending to sleep.
Not necessarily, because you haven’t tried it with twelve successes!
Liang De jumped up and used the steel-like iron forging method to activate the ultimate karate move of Cutting Water, and slammed his lightly copper-colored heel towards Mu Yiqi's head, which had not been washed for at least a month.
The snow splashed up and a deep hole was made on the ground.
Liang De missed his kick, and when he looked back, he saw that the sloppy old man who was there just now had slept next to another city gate, and his snoring was getting louder and rhythmic.
"I don't care, anyway, the mission is to destroy the city gate, not to destroy sleep."
Liang De bent over and bent his knees, and was about to rush towards the mission target behind the logs and horses, when he suddenly felt a weight on his back. There was something heavy hanging on his vest, and his entire clothes were almost torn off.
Liang De turned his head and looked out of the corner of his eye. Mu Yiqi grabbed the clothes behind his back with a dirty hand, and the old god was hanging on the ground behind his back, sleeping with his eyes closed.
Get out of here!
Liang De jumped up high, then fell backwards, exerting force on his back, trying to crush the wooden art rule hanging behind his back into two pieces.