Hello everyone, I am Du Dingbei, your loyal friend who updates every day.
The third volume of "Fist of Utopia", which I have been working on for half a year, finally came to an end yesterday. It is an exaggeration to say that I am filled with emotions, but I am still somewhat emotional.
When I opened Word and thought about it carefully, I found that I actually had nothing to say except emotion.
So this postscript is mainly based on my feelings, and some random things are also included.
The first is the review session.
From February 24th to August 25th, the third volume was written for exactly half a year, specifically, 183 days. The number of words in this volume is similar to the second volume, but it took more than twice the time.
A lot of unexpected things happened in the past six months. There were some periods that made me feel very heavy, very slow, and it took a long time. But looking back now, I feel that it was fast.
Everything is very fast. Even Zhou Zhou has grown from a two-pound kitten to a nine-pound tiger. Only my coding speed is still not fast enough.
"Fist of Utopia" started serialization on August 12, 2019. Currently, a total of 840,000 words have been written, with an average monthly update of 70,000 words and an average daily update of 2,333.333 words.
At the starting point, if you update 120,000 words every month without interruption, you can get the perfect attendance award. It can be considered that this is the basic requirement of the platform for authors. If you meet this requirement, you are a qualified online article author.
According to this standard, I am still 41.7% away from passing the exam.
Today I read an interview with Mr. Heiye Mitian on the Writer Assistant APP. He said: "A qualified online writer should spend twelve hours coding, eight hours sleeping, and the remaining four hours thinking."
If I go by this standard, I'm still 10,000 years away from passing the exam.
All in all, by any standard, I am an out-and-out crotch lifter.
Half a year ago, I wrote this in the postscript to Volume 2:
"It is easy for a person to pull his hips once, but it is difficult to pull his hips for a lifetime, but I have never been a person who is afraid of difficulties and dangers. In order to fill the gap in the field of hip pulls in serious literature, I decided to continue to pull my hips and strive to become a hip pull watcher.
Please, please take a look at my performance!"
In fact, I really just wanted to make a joke at the time, and I typed this sentence with a smile.
Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a prophecy. He pulled again and again, and there seemed to be a phenomenon of crotch pulling being passed from person to person.
In the leave chapters of some works, I often see high praise comments like "Please cut off the Du Ding cup". At this time, I can only hide and shrink my head, woo woo woo.
Fortunately, all readers are magnanimous and merciful and have never given up on me or "The Fist of Pulling the Hip".
As of now, "Fist of Utopia" ranks 268th in monthly tickets, 443rd in recommended votes, 4435 in high-end orders, and 2670 in total, which is more than three times the first order. It is only one step away from being a high-quality product... I still don't want to do this.
Flag.
In the end, Du Tingbei, the crotchless man, can still afford to eat. Everyone here has made an unshirkable contribution.
Du Gou burst into tears of gratitude and groaned.
I can't repay you, and I can't promise how good of a story I will write.
But I will insist on writing, and strive to stretch my hips a little less than I did yesterday, and strive for every "tomorrow" of "see you tomorrow" to be the real tomorrow.
So you see, the most important thing in the adult world is striving.
The most important word in an adult's dictionary is the word "fight".
With the word "fight for", the ultimate crotch puller can also say some big words shamelessly.
So, as many magician friends often think about, what will happen in the future?
What happens in the future will be discussed later.
There is a long way to go, please watch my performance in the future.
The review session ends here. Next is the Q&A session, which mainly answers the questions that are frequently asked in the comment area, and also talks about my thoughts on the fourth volume.
The first type of problem is that the plot is a bit delayed and it has not entered the main line for a long time.
I think the main reason for this problem is that the author updated the crotch.
It has only been more than half a year since Ade entered Sheng Wuxu Private High School, which is not as long as the serialization time of "The Fist of Pulling the Hip" in reality.
In the past six months or so, Mr. Liang actually made a lot of attempts and experienced a lot of things.
Before starting the journey to the end of the world, he had made all-round physical and mental preparations, had a few good friends, no longer felt nihilistic, and was no longer so impatient. This was the task to be completed in the first three volumes, and now it has basically been completed.
Done.
If I finish writing a volume in two months, my impressions should be different.
So, why can’t you Dugou write a volume every two months?
Hmm... I’ll answer this question another day.
The second type of problem is that the plot is too jumpy and sometimes the feeling of fragmentation is serious.
I explained part of the reason for this problem in the crotch-stretching article after Chapter 91 of Volume 3, which is the article about the outline and details and the levator.
I am a very immature person. Halfway through the detailed outline I wrote, I suddenly felt that my past self was just too funny and I didn’t want to continue writing according to the past plan, so I made temporary changes or forced some other plots.
Going in, the original structure was torn to pieces, making it very ugly.
Therefore, before the start of the fourth volume, I will spend a few days reading the detailed outline several times. Once I have settled on it, I will not change it and see if it will be better.
The third type of question is asking whether there are eunuchs in "Demon Conquering Expert".
Dear friends, as the number one fan of Tea Teacher, I would like to emphasize again:
The tea teacher is determined to make progress, and "Expert of Conquering Demons" will be updated day by day.
If not today, it will be tomorrow. There are five days left in August. I believe Tea Teacher will definitely update!
It’s time to review the first three episodes of “The Demon Conqueror”!
Finally, let’s talk about my bad money dream.
After half a year of lifting my hips, my dream of bad money has been riddled with holes and is in dire straits.
The bad money dream fought against the crotch puller, and the result was that the bad money dream was completely defeated.
But I still have a dream, and my ambition is strong even though my dream is still there. As long as I don’t get bad money, I won’t stop.
My senior brother Taigong Chong told me that as long as I insist on double updates, I will be able to get the bad money right, but I think he thinks too easily. In order to get the bad money right, in addition to the update speed, the shape of the story should also be adjusted.
I personally like to do some fancy operations, chase hot spots, and play new tricks, but in fact, the simpler things are, the less outdated they will be.
Complexity will lead to fragmentation, simplicity will lead to condensation.
Starting from the next volume, I will try hard to tell simple and royal stories and explore my own path to bad money.
You will definitely make mistakes when you try, and if you make a mistake, you will pull your hips, but pulling your hips has been an integral part of human beings since ancient times, and we should forgive it with a smile.
No one is a sage, and no one can have crotchless legs.
If you can change it by pulling it, there is no greater good.
No matter how much you stretched your hips or how embarrassed you were yesterday, you can still get up and start again at dawn the next day.
As for me, it may take a long time to correct it, but I believe that tomorrow will be better than yesterday.
Thank you everyone, see you tomorrow[1].
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[1] "Tomorrow" refers to the day after the details are finalized.