Regarding the prosperity and development of crotch pulling literature (Du Goufa [2021] No. 1)
Hello everyone, I am Du Dingbei, your faithful friend.
I originally planned to update the text at 23:59 today, but because I couldn’t log in to my Word account, my mentality exploded and I spent a lot of time communicating with customer service. This is a very sad and private thing for me, so I won’t say more in front of everyone.
When I came back to my senses, it was already getting late, and the time left was no longer enough to write a chapter with a quality of about 55 minutes.
When I came back to my senses and thought about the crotch pulling incident in my life, my heart gradually sank, but suddenly a voice sounded in my mind:
Happiness is just one day, and unhappiness is also one day. Since you only have one life, why not live every day happily?
I suddenly realized it and drew inferences from one case to another:
Updating the text is an update, and updating the crotch strips is also an update. Since there is not enough time, why not update the crotch strips!
Thinking about it carefully, it has been a long time since I fulfilled my duty to build hip-ragging literature.
It is true that the literature of crotch pulling has entered a stage where a hundred flowers are blooming and a hundred schools of thought are contending. Crotch pulling strips can be seen everywhere and there are mountains and seas of crotch pulling people. However, it is inevitable that there are some chaos and some minor noises in the main theme.
In addition to the common clerical error of writing "pull the hip" as "pull across", there are also problems such as the sameness in thousands of cases, multiple pulls at one time, unable to lift up, and pulling again and again.
It’s time for me to write something.
Here, as an ordinary crotch puller, I would like to offer some small suggestions to those who are involved in crotch pull literature.
Don't make any assumptions, just briefly express your opinions, hoping to inspire others and do some small work.
Here are some of my initiatives:
Careful friends have noticed that the title of today's crotch strip is neither the common "crotch strip" nor the "crotch strip [02]" that follows the previous article, but "".
This title is clear and clear, and is accompanied by an official number, which is not only helpful for organizing and filing by yourself, but also distinguishes it from other crotch pullers' crotch pull strips, making it easier for readers to read.
At the same time, the number of crotch bar pulls plays a role in counting the number of crotch pulls, allowing the author to have a clear understanding of the frequency of his own crotch pulls.
As my senior brother Taigong Chong said, the end of pulling the crotch is not pulling the crotch, but not pulling the crotch.
If you don’t know how many times you have had it, and if you live every yesterday like an illusion, then a person who pulls his hips will always be a person who pulls his hips.
Perhaps some friends think this is more troublesome, recording and recording again and again, making it look like a diary. Who can a serious person write a diary?
But I think that even if it is a life of crotch lifting, it is necessary to record it.
Although many people's lives are now like a single cycle, with a repetition rate of 99.6%, to be fair, there is really nothing to record.
But, are we going to keep living this kind of life that isn’t even worth recording?
Is a life not worth recording worth continuing?
I think that even if only 0.4% of my personal time is left, I can still create some moments worth recording.
Although this is a world lacking fairy tales, and although this is a world where Disney employees living in a fairy tale world are very tired, everyone can create such moments.
Just like... [Here is a series of wonderful and moving parallel sentences, describing ordinary and warm moments. Silhouettes of laughter and tears flash alternately, like white flowers in the night, making people feel that at the end of life
What you are waiting for is not a maze, but a beam of light that comes from the bottom of your heart... The text described above uses a special writing technique, and only those with pure hearts can see it. Please write the part you see in this sentence
In this chapter, the use of crowdfunding to promote the prosperity and development of hip-pulling literature is not well-known.]
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Just like a web writer who updates thousands of words a day, all year round, like steel poured into iron, he can also write a crotch note after his efforts are fruitless, and fall asleep amidst the laughter of "Please cut off the Du Ting Cup"
Have a good sleep, and then get up and come back the next day to continue your story.