"Can't you do it later? I'm still fucking cooking!!!"
Sun Xunqiao roared angrily in the soul connection, and his cooking hands trembled slightly.
He stewed thousands of bowls of mushroom and Luohan soup in the kitchen of North Shaolin on the other side. He originally thought that his heart was as stable as the fire in the stove, and that when he was cooking, he would never be disturbed by people and things outside the kitchen.
But this kind of thing today, this kind of thing today...ahhhhhhhh!
Liang De quickly turned off his sense of smell and put on a pair of sunglasses:
"What's wrong with you still cooking? After all, there are still several walls between you, and there are people squatting in the toilet. What did they say? You don't care at all, you only care about yourself!"
"Are you deaf? Someone screamed really loud, okay!"
Chang Duanxuan said leisurely: "Looking for a bridge, the road is drowned in shit. Everything is the same. After all, your state of cultivating your mind has fallen short."
Hey, old man, you instigator, don't act so nonchalantly!
Liang De suddenly thought of something and said to Sun Xunqiao: "Hey, senior brother, the man who screamed just now, don't you think his voice sounds a bit familiar?"
"When you say that, you really...who are you?"
Sun Xunqiao stir-fried the Shili Ginkgo biloba in the pot, his eyebrows knitted together.
"The front sounds familiar, but the ending sound is very unfamiliar..."
"It's Master Nephew Mu."
Chang Duanxuan explained to the two disciples:
"It was Master Nephew Mu who was screaming just now. You young people are still too impatient. You are not a mountain of swords and a sea of fire. Why are you shouting so loudly? You are really impetuous.
However, his skill of borrowing the soul is indeed inherited from Lao Yuan. Even in the face of disaster, he can still think of changing his voice so that acquaintances cannot hear it. This character is also first-class mature."
The person who is so happy and miserable is Brother Gui?!
Liang De said in disbelief:
"Master, Brother Gui, although he hasn't spent much energy on the steel-like body forging method, he doesn't want to go to the pit... We White Tribulation Walkers are almost the same as beautiful girls in this aspect, so we shouldn't... right?
You’ll get into trouble!”
"This is male virtue."
"Is it a manly virtue to squat in the pit?!" Sun Xunqiao had forgotten the fact that he was still cooking, and he had no taboos in talking about the Tao.
"Let's forget it. A good man will warm his wife's toilet seat." Liang De thought of the family tradition of the old Liang family.
"of course not."
Chang Duanxuan said:
"Where are you thinking? Master Nephew Mu's physical body has already reached the state of purity. If he didn't have a special hobby, he could never go through the reincarnation of grains for the rest of his life.
But his moral character was lacking, and he suffered divine punishment from Mr. Du. Now he is suffering from all kinds of diseases, which is even worse than the five degenerations of heaven and man.
Master Mu's nephew will go to the pit, I'm afraid Mr. Du borrowed the power of Thunder Demon Sect Zhu Yuanzhi to let him taste the suffering of five hemorrhoids and three insects."
"Master, what is that?" The person who asked was the uneducated Sun Gou.
Chang Duanxuan smiled and said: "It's the kind of disease that nine out of ten men will fall into."
"Alas--"
Liang De and Sun Xunqiao tensed up and lifted it up involuntarily.
"In addition to kidney deficiency, hair loss, and inability to lift hair, you also have to endure the pain of trigonellae. It's really not easy for Brother Gui..."
"Isn't it easy? Where is this?"
Chang Duanxuan built a soul connection with double the bandwidth, and transmitted the scene in the toilet when he used the golden snake to control the stress of the earth's crust to his two apprentices.
"Master Nephew Mu's oil-refined miangang has been able to leave the body and protect the body. The martial artist's spiritual sense has borrowed some of Jiang Chi's skin, and is extremely sensitive to fluctuations in extraordinary power.
Without the superior concealment method, it would be difficult for even Jieyuan Walker, who is lower than Chi Jie, to sneak attack on him.
Unfortunately, the person he met this time was his teacher.
Alas, you are not very virtuous. Drinking cold water may burn your tongue. Adelaide, you must be careful when doing things in Thunder Bluff."
"I understand, master."
Liang De and Sun Xunqiao paid silent condolences to Mu Yigui and expressed deep sympathy for his misfortune.
There's nothing you can do about being attacked by the old man in a sneak attack. He doesn't know the martial arts of Chang Duan Xuan...
Until now, Chang Duanxuan is still a mortal in the eyes of Liang and Sun, and his existence will be ignored if one is not paying attention.
Mu Yigui must have had a very intuitive understanding of how much the "Wanhua Xuyuan", which is the origin of "natural power", can be hidden.
"Master, so you knew that Lao Mu was squatting in the toilet and you did something... Is there such a big hatred between you two?"
"Don't talk nonsense! My teacher has always loved and cared for the younger ones. It was because of his broken moral character and being punished by God that I inadvertently ignored the fact that there might be someone else in the toilet.
I am also helping him cope with the disaster. It is better to be showered by the road than to face a catastrophe!
What's more, my master has just posted the video on the status list, and your master Yuan was the first to like it, but his master doesn't even care, so why are you so confused."
Chang Duanxuan showed his personal updates and Yuan Shengtian's praise through Yuanshen Connection, and then said to Liang De:
"Ade, everything is ready, just follow the original plan."
"learn."
Liang De took out his mobile phone and pressed it with one finger, and a broadcast announcement that had been recorded earlier rang out in the football stadium.
"Emergency notice, emergency notice!
Due to aging equipment, the public restroom at the fifth football field of the center suddenly broke down, which has caused great inconvenience to teachers and students on campus.
Since the relevant management staff are on sick leave and cannot carry out repairs in time, students who have participated in public welfare projects such as promoting martial arts are asked to stop whatever they are doing and rush to the scene as soon as possible to deal with the bathroom problem.
Notice repeated..."
…
Outside the energy-absorbing barrier, two red and yellow figures panted and slowly stopped. The two men bent over and held their knees, staring in the direction of the public toilets of the football field.
Wu Cang and Li Ye's faces were pale, not sure whether it was because of the extreme long-distance running or because of the emergency notification just now.
The girl in black ran for several hundred meters before stopping. The pungent stench passed through the energy-absorbing barrier. She reflexively covered her face with her hand, but was hit on the bridge of her nose by the finger tiger on her hand, which made her cry in pain.
It flowed out.
"Classmate Lian Ye, classmate Jian Xuan, you have heard the content of the notice, right?"
Wu Cang struggled to squeeze out this sentence from his throat. His draft was only two sentences, but facing this situation, even as the MVP of the event, it was difficult for him to say enthusiastically, "
Let’s go together to solve this problem for teachers and students.”
"What a coincidence."
He took the sword into his arms overnight and rubbed the sharkskin scabbard dyed yellow with his fingers. This was his habit when thinking.
"Do you still remember what Assistant Professor Liang said before?"
"You mean..." Wu Cang quickly looked into the distance and saw that Lao Yanbi, whose eyes looked like searchlights, had disappeared.
"Is it his fault?"
"What else?"
Li Ye looked at the girl in black who was covering her face in tears and said:
"Jian Xuan, what do you think?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuah...I'm so hungry."
"..."
Wu Cang: "Anyway, let's go back to the grocery store and ask Professor Chang what he means."
"good."
…
Public restroom, wall-mounted stalls.
Mu Yiqi listened to the repeated emergency notification, and the darkness on his face increased sharply.
He was trapped in a cubicle and couldn't move.
"Fuck! It doesn't matter if your feet are numb and you can't stand up. Why is the martial arts soul also numb along with it!"