Liang De shrunk into a spherical shape and activated the single-player mode of Invincible Hot Wheels. At the same time, he sprayed a large amount of light blue colloid from the pores around his body, and used the mysterious sea energy to make himself an isolation shell half a meter thick.
Although Brother Gui is wearing it, my heart is still Liang Dexin.
No matter how dark I look, it won’t change, my love is pure.
The half-meter-thick wheel-shaped shell was named "Wrath of the Water Element" by Liang De, and its surface was covered with liquid phantom sea energy that was absorbed by the innate divine power.
In addition to its protective function of separating the inside and outside, it also has extremely terrifying attack power in the current environment.
This special operations phantom was inspired by Mr. Liang’s rich experience in paid shitting.
In the ancient legend of Sakurajima, there is a kind of monster called Jirime. Unlike ordinary humans who are careless about the future, they have an eye on their buttocks and can see the way in front of them and what is behind them.
If Jirime goes to squat on the toilet, he will know that the distance between people and shit is actually not that far away.
This distance is usually between 13cm and 20cm, which to be fair is quite dangerous.
Assuming that squatters have healthy gastrointestinal health and no problems such as diarrhea and dehydration, we can analyze the collision between heaven and earth that occurs every day in the toilet from the perspective of fluid-solid coupling mechanics.
Water is a fluid with relatively low compressibility. When subjected to pressure, its volume basically remains unchanged. Even in the high-pressure environment of the 4,000-meter deep sea, the volume of water will only decrease by about 1.8%.
So when the calm water surface is collided by a solid body, the water will flow in the direction with the lowest pressure, and then produce water splashes of different shapes and heights according to the different properties of the colliding solid body.
If there is no paper buffer on the water surface, the person who offends the water will be counterattacked by the water. This is the wrath of the water element!
This magical sea creature temporarily developed by Liang Gong not only has excellent sealing performance, but also can use local materials to mix all the substances it comes into contact with into the water and splash them out.
In the evil era when the septic tank seal is broken, this is undoubtedly a killing weapon for thousands of armies to defeat the enemy.
The rollers flew quickly, rolling up thousands of piles of snow.
Liang De rushed all the way into the corridor on the first floor of the gymnasium, knocked down three working-study students who were struggling to move forward from behind like a bowling ball, and snatched away their mobile phones with a whip-like force.
As compensation, he built a safe house the moment Red, Yellow, and Black fell, and protected the three people with six blue square boards.
When his spiritual sense swept away, Brother Gui, who was wearing the "Liang De" holster, was still far away from the ground, and he had no energy left to do anything else.
Liang De quickly set up a simple studio. After setting the scene with special chocolates, he took crazy selfies with three people's mobile phones and recorded thousands of minutes of footage.
After doing all this, he rolled into the men's room with "Wrath of the Water Element" on.
Because of the wiring failure, the lights in the toilet have long been turned off.
Liang De rolled to the front of the cubicle against the wall. In the darkness, two men were silently confronting each other through a door that seemed to them to be non-existent.
“Brother Gui, come out, I know you are in there.”
“I know you know I’m here.”
Liang De arrived and took control of the situation with lightning speed. Li Daitao's dark strategy of war completely failed.
However, Mu Yiqi still looks like he has pearls of wisdom and confidence in his mind, as if he has entered the thinking field of some kind of top counselor.
At this time, the ground was only 0.01 centimeters away from his face, but he believed that in a quarter of a second, the person outside the door would spare no effort to help him.
In fact, the man outside the door had already held up his face with an ever-lasting gentleness, but the man made no further move.
“Brother Gui, why is it me?” Liang De’s voice was as indifferent as water.
Wu Yiqi understood what he meant.
He was asking why he should become like anyone if he could imitate his natural divine power.
“Oh, why was it you...you chose it yourself, Ade!”
After Mu Yiqi yelled this sentence, he immediately used his warrior sense to follow the inner energy that was holding him up, and then he saw the other party's surprise.
“Ade, the biggest gain I gained from your experience just now is not the half-baked innate power, but the fact that I thought of what you were thinking.
I know everything you are thinking about now."
“Brother Gui, please stop bluffing me. Your soul borrowing skills are not that powerful. It would be much the same if it were Director Yuan. Let me help you out.”
Liang De spoke in a relaxed tone, and poked a stream of inner energy through the crack in the door, trying to pull up the wood art ruler.
Being so close, even if Mu Yigui's martial arts soul is still rejecting all alien and extraordinary powers, he can defeat it with force.
“Stop! If you don’t let me speak clearly today, no one will be able to leave this toilet!”
Veins sprouted from Mu Yiqi’s bald head. From his face, Liang De seemed to see an angry version of himself.
Although he had no power to fight back now, Liang De decided to respect his opinion.
After all, he looks so much like me now, maybe this is father's love.
Liang De used his inner energy to help him sit up on the toilet, and then opened a hole in the door of the stall so that he could see his handsome dark face clearly.
“Brother Gui, I’ve finished all the filming, so what’s the use of you pretending to be me? I can knock you back to your original shape with just a burst of natural power.
Stop being stubborn. If you continue like this, you will neither be able to pick up girls nor get revenge. Why don't we come out and work together to think of a way to improve your moral character."
Mu Yigui smiled: "Ade, do you think I became like you just to replace my luggage with Tao Zong?"
"Otherwise? Are you pretending to be my illegitimate son who comes from nowhere? Brother Gui, I don't have any inheritance for you to inherit."
“When you were taking selfies outside, you must have used your natural power to shield this place specifically.”
"Um."
Liang De nodded and said: "Be careful with the ten thousand year ship. Even if you are wearing your skin, it is not good for my senior brother to see you. Who knows what will happen to him."
“You know him quite well... Ad, I brought you here, I just want to talk to you alone.
I also have some things that I don’t want Sun Gou to know...Uncle Chang, can you keep it a secret for me?"
Wu Yigui managed to raise his head and said to the ceiling.
“There is nothing you can’t do.”
Chang Duanxuan’s voice fell from above:
“Nephew Mu, ever since you decided to die, Lao Yuan asked me to take good care of you.
He is not in this world now, so my uncle must listen to what you are going to say."
“Thank you, Uncle Master, for your love.”
Mu Yigui paused and said to Liang De:
“Adé, I just borrowed the Prime Minister’s advice and I roughly understand what you are thinking.
Do you feel that there is nothing important besides life and death? Instead of watching me die, why not force me to abide by male ethics and go to work in Thunder Bluff, so that I can survive?"
Liang De rubbed his chin and said:
"That's about right. The reward for referral is over 10,000 crystal clusters. Let's make five more every two of us...Brother Gui, I think the precept you committed is not something you can't get rid of. Why risk your life for something like that?"
, my life is at stake."
“Ade, do you think there is nothing important besides life and death?”
"Well……"
“It’s good to be strict with yourself and lenient with others, but I don’t need it.”
Mu Yiqi stared at Liang De’s face and his own face:
“I didn’t know this before. After I graduated, I checked out the Book of Humanity and found out that my male virtues were half less than those of other people when I was born.