Chapter 66. Martial Arts Experiment (2150 old chapters!)
The hairy-legged man who was slumped on the ground hurriedly lifted up his sports shorts, and after taking a few breaths, he stood up from the hole punched through the hardwood floor.
"You, how did you..."
In his perception, the bald man in front of him dressed like an office worker was still an ordinary person.
But when he was grabbed by the elastic band of his shorts just now, the internal energy in the meridians throughout his body was instantly locked, and his body seemed to be filled with lead. Not a single muscle fiber could move freely, and even his thoughts seemed to have stopped.
How could a person who doesn't know martial arts do such a thing!
Could it be that he is on the school board...
The hairy-legged man wanted to express his doubts, but the fear that seemed to have caused him to lose himself just now was still controlling his body. The alloy dentures and tongue were trembling, and he could only repeat "what, what, what", unable to say anything.
A complete sentence.
Liang De returned the remaining bones of the fried chicken legs to the inner energy. He inhaled the four colors of inner energy into the meridians in front of everyone, but still no one could detect the fluctuations of the inner energy.
Among the onlookers, a girl pinched her boyfriend's waist with a vicious hand. After hearing a familiar scream, she was sure that neither she nor her boyfriend had fallen into a collective hallucination.
Looking at the hairy junior who was gradually repeating the computer because he was too afraid, Liang De waved his hand empathetically and said:
"I know what you want to ask. It has been so long since I graduated and I finally have the opportunity to say this line.
Brother, don’t doubt your own judgment, I’m just born with divine power!”
Liang De said, showing off his unconvincing biceps, and said to the man with hairy legs:
"None of this is important. As a pioneer on the road of infinite warriors, I am now sharing some life experiences with you.
Junior fellow, if you want to eat early, come early and line up.
If you like someone, express your love politely.
If you want a sparring partner, just pay for one.
Why must the big bully the small and take advantage of others?
I think this is bad and unethical, what do you think?
In order to leave a deeper impression on you, please cooperate with me in doing a simple martial arts experiment."
As he spoke, he used his own supernatural power to recall Chang Duanxuan's memory of teaching in the martial arts hall of the Lu Academy, and he turned to the page he wanted to read in the complete secret book of Dong Guo's ancient boxing techniques that he had memorized at that time.
This martial art... is actually not considered a beginner's practice.
Ever since the natural magical power of "Reflection Photography" could create "manual opportunities", he had consciously begun to delve into this martial art related to fate, but there had been no progress.
Usually he would hang out in the backstage of Martial Arts Yuanshen to perform deductions. Occasionally he would look at the progress bar that was slower than 0 Degree Network Disk download, and let out a pained sigh like an ordinary member of 100 Network Disk.
It's not that he doesn't want to learn the new skills quickly, it's mainly that this martial arts has too heavy a metaphysical component, and the techniques include the profound art of aversion to victory, which is a combination of martial arts and martial arts.
Mr. Liang has never had much understanding of techniques and cannot perform precise operations, so he had a hard time learning in the past.
But when his level of comedy martial arts leaped from "I'm thinking" to "I feel", his learning efficiency for these weird martial arts improved by leaps and bounds. Not long ago, he finally practiced this martial arts to the point where he could open the book and practice it.
"Junior, I'm ready, are you ready?"
Liang De's core used the magic spell in his soul to control his physical body and sent a friendly smile to his disciples.
"I'll take action when I'm ready."
"you you you……"
The hairy-legged man's buttocks were fighting but he didn't dare to run away. His hands and upper body moved erratically, like a rapper who couldn't think of a Freestyle.
"You're still too nervous."
Liang De took out another piece of fried chicken and took a bite, saying:
"Let's do this, junior, I solemnly promise that my feet will not move from the same place, and I will never touch a hair on your legs with my hands.
Even if you win when you walk out the door with both legs, I will never trouble you again.
After I finish speaking, you have three seconds to move freely. Okay, I'm done."
Seeing that the hairy-legged man was still swaying, he added:
"I'm really done."
The hairy-legged man, who had just woken up from a dream, ran away, his dark blue inner energy erupting with all his strength, and he ran towards the door of the cafeteria.
Liang De didn't even look at him, but focused most of his attention on the syllables and melody of the victory-weary mantra.
The moment the hairy-legged man was about to escape from the cafeteria door, Liang De clenched his fists.
The first big hairy leg crossed the threshold.
Liang De responded with a punch, hitting himself exactly in the lower abdomen!
Almost at the same time, a cloud of gray-black mist exploded on the lower abdomen of the hairy-legged man in front of the cafeteria door. The hairy-legged man seemed to have been hit hard, as if someone had punched him head-on, and he flew back!
Seeing that the distance was just right, Liang De punched his lower abdomen again, and another puff of gray-black mist exploded from the chest of the hairy-legged man flying in the air.
An unknown punch punched the man with hairy legs into a "V" shape, and his butt fell heavily to the ground, widening the original hole by half a circle.
Liang De stroked the area hit by the fist a few times, smoothed the wrinkled shirt, and said:
"Junior, you must be curious now as to why it hit me and hurt your heart. I happen to be free today, so I'll explain it to you.
The martial arts I am using now is called Wuxiang Shengong, which is a profound technique that can transfer energy.
So how is energy transferred? The abbreviation is a bit scary, so I'll tell you the full name.
It's a bond.
This is what we usually call fate. Since you were beaten so painfully, it seems that the fate between you and me is not shallow."
As he spoke, he took out another piece of fried chicken and took a bite. He looked at the hairy-legged man in the hole in the floor and smiled without saying a word.
"Name: Handmade Opportunity."
“Handmade original crispy fried chicken.”
"The user can select a target that is no more than 10 meters away, and the relationship between the user and the target will be more tenacious and last for 1 hour."
Liang De closed his eyes and savored the aroma of crispy oil. He didn't open his eyes until the hairy-legged man crawled out of the hole in the floor again.
"Junior, you must have new questions.
Why would a handsome senior whom you meet for the first time tell you the principles of his martial arts?
To be honest, you are the first person in the world to hear me tell this secret, and the bond between us has deepened.
How deep is it? I will demonstrate it below."
He stretched out his left index finger and shook it at the hairy-legged man, then raised his right middle finger and flicked it lightly on his left index finger.
A cloud of gray-black mist exploded silently, ruthlessly destroying the hairy-legged man's sports shorts.
The hairy-legged man screamed and shrank into a ball, rolling back to the hole in the floor.
Boom!
"Okay, the first martial arts experiment is over, now let's conduct the second experiment."
Liang De turned around and stuffed a new fried chicken leg into the mouths of the onlookers who were closer to him.
This lucky spectator was the boy who screamed after being pinched hard by his girlfriend. Because he had some impression of him, Assistant Professor Liang gave him priority to cooperate with the experiment.
"Junior, stand still."
Liang De patted the boy's shoulder and hit his weak spot with a powerful and heavy punch!