“Okay, I’ll hand it over to Mu Yiqi when he wakes up.”
Liang De took the male virtue switch from Du Gongtai, carefully wrapped it in a few layers of inner energy and put it in his pocket.
“Okay, Senior Brother Tai wants to chat with you for a few words, so I’ll get off first.”
Du Gongtai opened his mouth forcefully and tore his cheeks apart. His entire face was rolled up, along with his scalp. He stretched out his hand to caress the top of his head, and pushed the everted skin and flesh back to the back of his head like he was taking off a hood.
After finishing these things, the pale palms slid down the neck and quietly sank into the dial.
The uncovered flesh and blood squirmed and wrapped around the skull, making a sound like melting butter.
Liang De saw a mask-like smooth face struggling behind the thick plasma. After a while, a pair of big hands stretched out from under the dial and roughly wiped off the plasma on the face.
Tai Feng lowered his head and spat out the blood in his mouth, then smiled at Liang De, who had a complicated expression:
“Ade, how are you? Are you more satisfied with the superior-subordinate relationship and corporate atmosphere of our Thunder Evil Sect?
“You have heard what Junior Brother Du said. The company treats you so well. If you dare to fish again in the future, be careful that I will think of you as a demon and punch you out!”
“It is impossible to touch fish...without touching it.”
Liang De said seriously: "Teacher Fengxian, we are all men, and there is absolutely nothing we can do. How can I deceive you with promises? This goes against my professional ethics."
Tai Feng rolled his eyes first and said:
“Professional ethics, how many couples have you broken up since you joined the company? You dare to mention professional ethics in front of me? I will find an excuse to cut your salary next month!
“Stop talking nonsense and give me the virility switch!”
Liang De took out the power switch-like object from his pocket and carefully placed it on the dial in front of Tai Fengxian together with the sealed inner air.
Tai Fengxian sneered: "What are you afraid of? You are a certified virgin at the deputy director level, a senior employee of the evil god, and you are still my dependent in name. Can the leash of male virtue be put around your neck?"
“Report to the boss, Mr. Du Dong has one set of rules after another, and he still refuses to explain clearly. He is now the number one person on Qinggeng Peak. I have to stay vigilant at all times.”
Liang De wiped his hands on his pants in a serious manner and said:
“Dong Du said that all living beings are equal except him. Li Zhixian is also a senior employee, and her family is one of the ten surnames of Chunzong. She has the halo of five masculine virtues around her, so I’d better be careful.”
“Oh, do you think there is no such thing as ‘no courtesy to common people, no punishment to officials’ in Du Gongtai’s rules?
“The halo of masculine virtues on Li Zhixian’s body is just like a fashionable skin. Do you think she usually abides by masculine virtues? Do you want to abide by masculine virtues?
“She is the blood of piety, and she is the Blue Star Priest of Thunder Sun Sect in World No. 415 on this shore. She doesn’t have five circles on her body. How can she lead the team after she gets promoted?
“The blood of devotion is an honorary Brahmin, do you understand?”
Liang De suddenly realized, "I understand, those five circles are like senior professional titles and doctorate degrees for leaders. You can get them without your own efforts, and no one can question them."
“If a wood craftsman does it, he will be able to enjoy the treatment of pious blood. As long as he is not a male Dalit, he can be directly promoted to Brahmin after signing the contract with me.
“It’s a pity that he refused.”
Tai Feng first put the male virtue switch in his palm, clasped his hands together, and rubbed it back and forth like a gambler rubbing cards.
“If you want him to enjoy the treatment without coming to work, then you have to install a masculine switch.”
Liang De bit the tip of his tongue and said embarrassedly:
“Uh…Teacher Fengxian, it turns out that you called Du Dong here not to make me give up, but to get this switch. I thought…”
“You think, you think, if you give up, what good will it do to me? I won’t be the one to help you with your psychological development.
“I still have a dozen columns to write, how can I find so much time?”
“Teacher Fengxian, you have countless copies of Qing Jie Great Power, and you only have a dozen columns. It should be easy for a great writer like you who is famous on both sides of the Taiwan Strait.”
“I’m talking about this doppelganger who still has a dozen columns to write!”
Tai Fengxian exerted his strength with both hands. The male virtue switch he held in his palm and rubbed it made an overwhelming creaking sound, and wisps of green smoke floated out from between his fingers.
He inhaled all the floating smoke into his belly, released his hands, and the red male virtue switch had been rubbed until it became transparent.
“It’s done.”
Tai Feng first threw the switch to Liang De and said:
“When Mu Yiqi wakes up, let him refine the martial arts essence by himself. The upwards are open and the downwards are closed. It’s up to him whether he wants to maintain his masculine virtues or not.
“I’ve made a cracked version for him. There is no need to renew it every year. Remember not to update the patch. Once it is updated, it will no longer be usable.”
“Renew?”
Liang De took the male virtue switch and looked left and right. The warrior's spiritual sense was going back and forth like a bath towel, and finally found an information window at the bottom of the switch that was smaller than the internal air particles.
"There are only 365 days left in the trial period. After the trial is over, please log in to the official website of Lei Zongzong to activate membership. The annual super membership card only costs 29,800 crystals. If you subscribe for consecutive years, you will save 99 crystals and get the latest version of "Introduction to Male Virtues"."
"This thing has to be renewed every year. Teacher Fengxian, this is not cutting leeks, he is digging up the soil of people's leeks and then selling it to leeks."
How is this different from a car repair shop that scatters nails on the road?
Liang De couldn't help but think of the horror of being dominated by some black-hearted enterprises.
“Otherwise, the total income of Chun Zong that year ranked second in Thunder Bluff, only behind Zhen Zong. Do you think Du Gongtai earned his money by giving speeches?
“It’s not just by opening men’s moral supplement classes and selling abstinence coupons!”
Taifeng couldn't help but feel a little envious when he said this. He wanted to open a cuckold improvement class, but how could anyone take such a class?
“But then again, he’s not just here to collect the money.
“He wanted the person who got the switch to remember from time to time that the dog chain was still around his neck and that he had a wild father named Du Gongtai.
“Okay, you ask Mu Yiqi to transfer 2,300 crystals to my personal account every month. After all, I am also a serious writer with feelings. The monthly fee for the cracked version will only be charged his friendly price.”
“You want to charge too?!”
Tai Fengxian stared:
“What’s wrong with charging? Is it illegal? Does anyone care? I don’t owe him anything, so I won’t charge him. If he doesn’t charge money, he will feel bad. Who will be responsible for the inner demons in the future?
“If you are afraid of cause and effect, you must start from the beginning! If I had such a good senior expert to guide me in the past, would I be able to be like this?
"Let's go. Don't burn sandalwood when offering sacrifices from now on. It's just like the restroom at the fucking station. I smell it. I just need beef."
Liang De quickly asked him to stay.
"Teacher Fengxian, look at him like that. His true nature is not stable. I'm afraid that even if he has a masculine switch, he still doesn't want to live and commits suicide. Then your trip will be in vain and you won't receive the money."