About me planning to watch two episodes of swaying camping and then sleeping (Du Goufa [2021] No. 2)
Hello everyone, I am Du Dingbei, your loyal friend who updates you countless times a day.
As the title says, I plan to watch two episodes of "Swinging Camping△" and then go to bed. Although as a passionate man, I don't need any reason to watch "Swinging Camping△", but I still want to explain why Mr. Du is watching "Swinging Camping△" tonight.
I suddenly wanted to watch two episodes of the healing show and wrote this crotch lifting strip.
Here are some of my reasons.
A few days ago, when I was building and optimizing the reader online community (referring to refining the comments that praise me and deleting the comments that scold me), I saw a message from a reader whose ID is "Laobai account is lost":
“Yao Shou, why haven’t I seen the crotch strip for so long? Is the author still the same? (；д)”
There is also a reader with the ID "yingguanlian" who left a message in a very sad tone:
“Serious literature is in danger, and crotch-stretching literature is in danger!”
I suddenly realized that it had been a long time since I had devoted myself to the literature on crotch pulling.
In this world, there are countless builders of serious literature, but in comparison, there are too few builders of crotch literature.
Which side do I want to be on?
I think that no matter how the world changes, between stones and eggs, between fat tigers and big heroes, I will always stand with the latter.
Today, as a person who lives and writes with a serious attitude, I am about to make a small contribution to the literature of "La Kua".
As we all know, since the birth of crotch-stretching literature, there have been many responders. From the starting point to some websites that are inconvenient to mention their names here, crotch-stretching works of different forms have appeared, among which there has also been the "Infinite Informal Schrödinger Style"
Such excellent works as "Pull the Crotch Bar (Settled Immediately)" (author Long Snake Hun Xiang).
I am very happy to see this situation. Whenever a new crotch strip appears, I will rush to the scene as soon as possible to observe it, learn from the crotch pulling spirit of other authors, and accumulate energy for my own creation.
According to my observation, most authors currently use the crotch strip as a special-shaped leave request. The content of the crotch strip is relatively brief, and there is no in-depth analysis of the reasons and background of the crotch strip.
These crotch-stretching articles are often written in a hurry without careful consideration and careful revision. It can be said that they are a crotch-stretching, crotch-stretching article.
Those who are interested in promoting the literature of crotch pulling!
I have to appeal here. If you still have the energy to spare, you should write about crotch strips as you write the main text. Crotch strips are also your work. Don't treat them as disposable items like toilet paper.
Everyone, please put more effort into pulling up your crotch bars. Your efforts will not be in vain.
Whether you want to continue to be a crotch lifter or transform into a crotch lifter, remember that every time you pull your crotch lift is meaningful.
Hip tuck is not an ugly scar, but a footprint left behind when you walk through it.
How can a person know where he is going if he cannot remember the way he came?
Maybe it’s because I deleted too many short crotch strips, so I almost forgot my original intention.
For a long time, my slogan has been "Bad money dream, my dream". I told myself that the main purpose of my coding is to make bad money without forgetting the original intention and not to create extraneous problems.
So from February to now, I have carried out intensive coding training, hoping to improve my coding skills through betting on women's clothing, etc., so that I can write thousands of words in a few hours every day, and become the fastest legend in the new starting point.
As everyone can see, I lost.
Since I tried daily updating, the bottom line I have set for myself is "six points per thousand words, with a clear conscience." However, some of the chapters I have written recently, such as yesterday's chapter, have already exceeded my bottom line.
You must know that it is difficult to break through my bottom line because it is very low.
It’s already so low and it can still break through, this is fucking outrageous.
In order to write a few thousand more words of updates every day, and for my dream of making bad money, can I write such outrageous things?
No, Adu, you are not that powerful, so you can’t do that outrageous thing.
In this environment where piracy is easily available, there are still so many readers who are willing to come here to subscribe to my novels. You really respect me very much.
Respect is mutual. Even if it is for bad money, I should respect everyone from the bottom of my heart and write some words that I can recognize.
If you continue to put the number of words as your top priority, regardless of whether you can make bad money by doing so, I won’t be very happy writing like this.
At the end of the day, what is all the money for?
I want to live happily and be a happy seventeen-year-old boy.
So the original intention of Du Ting Cup, the ultimate crotch puller, is not to dream of bad money, but to live and write happily.
I am not the kind of person who can be tough all day long for my dreams, I am a soft and crotchless person.
Force myself to step out of my comfort zone, force myself to remember the truth that updating is king every day and write six to seven thousand words... If I continue like this, I worry that the organ of my dreams will become fibrotic due to being too hard for too long, which is not conducive to the realization of my serious literary career.
A fifty-year work plan.
So I decided to be a soft and slippery crotch puller in my comfort zone, not to abuse myself, not to write hard, watch more cute cartoons, and go to bed early and get up early.
Just write four thousand words slowly every day. If you can't finish it, put it off until tomorrow. If you can't do it today, then try again tomorrow.
The above is what I have thought of recently. Regardless of whether it makes sense or not, I will give it a try first.
Hello friends, that’s it for today’s crotch lifting, I’m going to go see the swaying camping.
Thank you everyone, see you tomorrow.
Du Ting Cup
March 27, 2021
Also: Considering that many readers and friends who subscribed to the previous chapter do not have the habit of joining the group, and it is inconvenient to refund, I will update a free chapter of about 6,000 words as compensation. I am very sorry, it will not be like this in the future, thank you