Compound Eyes are very good at shepherding people.
Since its establishment, this organization has always focused on the four tasks of burning, killing and looting, killing countless creatures on both sides of the air and sea. However, at the same time, compound eyes have fed more people, although these people did not need or necessarily want compound eyes to feed them.
That’s it.
They are slaves and important assets of the Compound Eyes organization.
Except for some special-purpose breeds, living slaves are usually more valuable than dead slaves, so the compound-eyed herdsmen want their slaves to be healthy and live longer than anyone else.
Healthy and long life is not enough. The slaves that the herdsmen like are best those who are full of enthusiasm, positive, able to use a hundred points of heat to shine a thousand points of light, and contribute all their strength to the development and growth of compound eyes.
To do this, the slaves must be happy, truly happy.
“Look, Xiao Dan, this is our compound eye’s good helper to create a happy life for ‘hard-working people’, the 84-style herdsman officer self-discipline tool kit.”
Mi shook her index finger as if to show off, rotating a small sachet on her knuckle.
"Hardworking person... what is that?" Shan Futian looked confused.
Mi Xiang smiled and said: "People who work hard are not a thing. This thing is a bit complicated to say, but in fact it is..."
"That's what Compound Eyes is the official name for most slaves."
Liang De interjected and explained: "Just understand him as a compound-eyed slave with an innocent fortune and who will not be executed within a week."
"What nonsense!"
Mi Xiang glared: "A slave is a slave, and a hard-working person is a hard-working person. Xiao Liang, if you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. It doesn't matter if you are uneducated and ignorant. What should you do if you lead a good young man like us, Xiao Dan?
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Liang De looked at her sideways: "Mr. Mi, I don't think you understand very well. Didn't you slow down your speech just now to search secretly?"
"What's the secret search? I'm reviewing corporate culture knowledge openly. Do I have to tell you specifically? I've been in Polutai for many years. Even if I don't understand, I still know better than you, okay?"
Mi Xiang said angrily, "Didn't everything you know come from searching? What's wrong with searching? The price of the knowledge gained through searching has dropped?"
"Okay, okay, okay, Mr. Mi, everything you said is right."
Liang De helplessly spread his hands and said: "Then what do you mean by a hard-working person? It can't be a hard-working person, right? Then you are also a hard-working person."
"Of course not. How could I be a hard worker?" Mi Xiang flatly denied.
She finished searching secretly, scanned the compound-eye corporate culture that she usually never used and had no use for, and said confidently:
"A hard-working person is a person who needs to work hard.
"I can live a good life without working hard. The reason why I work hard now is because I am motivated and have ideals. I am completely different from those who can't do it without working hard. Well... it's just... a world of difference.
"
Liang De: Then you are really noble, high-end and unattainable...
Shan Futian took a step forward and said to Mi Xiang:
"I understand what hardworking people mean. You continue to talk about how to create a happy life for them."
"Xiaodan will still focus on the key points, unlike some people who are ugly and talk nonsense."
Mi Xiang picked up the lace of the sachet with two fingers, shook it, and said:
"This herdsman officer toolkit is being warmed up. When it completes its self-test and loads local data, it will fly out with three zombie puppets corresponding to the number of Blue Star humans in this world, and then quickly cover the entire planet through the naturally existing space cracks.
Planet, directly into the human heart.
"The Three Corpse Insect Puppet will analyze the host's physical and spiritual conditions in detail and formulate the best happiness plan for it.
"It's not a big, rough plan. How the host's muscles should contract when it's happy, how the blood should flow, how hormones should be secreted, how the nerves should tremble, how the three souls and seven souls should jump...every item is unique.
Plan clearly.
"At that time, I only need to activate the one-click happy program built into the herdsman officer's toolkit, and those robbers who feel there is no hope for the future will be overwhelmed with happiness and eliminate the crisis of Blue Star's destruction."
"Muscles, blood, hormones, nerves, souls...the analysis is so comprehensive, but you just don't ask what those people need?"
Liang De's voice seemed to have a touch of sarcasm.
"What you create by doing this is not happiness. To say it is a substitute for happiness is to insult the word 'happiness'. This kind of simulated thing..."
"What's wrong with the simulated things? Xiaoliang, you're such a humble person."
Mi Xiang wrinkled his nose and said:
"This plan has received rave reviews from the herdsmen officials. I don't know how many hard-working people have used it in countless worlds and planets. No one is unwilling to do it. You are the only one who has many things to do.
"Ask hard-working people what they need...can the efficiency be increased?
"Besides, hard-working people are hard-working people just because they don't know what they need. They all need to work hard. How many of them really work hard? When I was an intern, I dealt with a lot of hard-working people who didn't work hard.
, so disgusting.
"And how many people can really achieve happiness just by relying on their own efforts? Isn't it good to have planned free happiness experiences now?
"To say that happiness is simulated and therefore unhappy... is definitely a lie!
"Do you understand the simple happiness of hard-working people? Put aside the consumables and seriously consider the thoughts of each of them... Is it necessary? The money of our compound eyes does not come from the strong wind. It is not easy for people in our position to
Think about those who work hard. I’ll tell you at the first glance that you have no experience in grassroots work. Gee, why don’t you eat minced meat?”
"Okay, well said."
Liang De applauded at 0.5 times speed, his face full of appreciation.
"When this mission is successfully completed, I will definitely learn from you, Mr. Mi."
Mi Xiang: "Oh, you have a wonderful idea. Who will know you after the mission is over? Climb."
Liang De laughed twice, "It's just a joke, just a joke. Mr. Mi, please continue to operate the tool kit. I'll wait and see."
As soon as the word "you" came out of his mouth, Shan Futian's heart trembled, and he quickly poked Liang De's clear consciousness.
"We agreed that she is mine, don't change your mind at the last moment."
"No, no, I'm famous for my promises. If I say I'm a support player, I won't steal kills. But as you know, Tianzi, I don't practice martial arts well. Sometimes my moves are insignificant. What if?
…”
"You majored in innate divine power. She had already restrained you. Now we are all in her belly...can you kill her on your own?"
"That's not necessarily the case. Do you dare to let me make the first move?"
"Let's talk after the mission is over."
…
A few minutes later, billions of three corpse insect puppets invisible to the naked eye flapped their wings and took off, flowing into the void like an undercurrent, flying towards everyone with the happiness plan planned by the superior.