Liang De opened a pair of demonized eagle eyes and adjusted the non-existent glasses on the bridge of his nose.
In the ultra-clear field of view, a semi-virtual and semi-real saucer-shaped spacecraft was parked in the airspace near Makemake. In the cabin of the spacecraft, two red and yellow aliens who looked like screaming chickens were immersed in research.
Solar system star map.
Liang De studied with two alien screaming chickens for a long time and discovered that the next destination of the flying saucer was Blue Star.
He looked away:
"Brother Xian, we haven't negotiated the copyright yet, but the aliens are coming down first. This is a bit unlucky."
Liang De shared the picture in his mind with Li Zhixian and said:
"Look, these two came from the Taurus constellation. The flying saucer is equipped with a lot of high-powered weapons. At first glance, they are not just screaming chickens who keep their peace."
Li Zhixian said indifferently:
"After you finish eating, go over and blow up the flying saucer, or open a portal within the boundary and let it throw it anywhere. It will be considered as a contribution to the protection of Blue Star."
Mr. Liang shook his finger: "You are a bit too narrow-minded."
Li Zhixian:?
Didn’t you first say that the Screaming Chicken is restless?
"There are no good guys or bad guys. Does the person who flies a flying saucer have to be a bad guy?"
"Aliens have no other hobbies except destroying Blue Star? What if they are alien friends who came two hundred light years away to save Blue Star?"
Liang De stood on the road and gestured:
"Brother Xian, you have been brainwashed by the mainstream narrative of good Blue Stars and bad aliens in vulgar apocalyptic movies.
"Think about it, what is the most indispensable thing to persist in doing a bad thing? Emotional foundation. Does the alien have this? He doesn't, he lacks it!
“Throughout the ages, we Blue Star people have always been the most enthusiastic and active in the cause of destroying Blue Star.
"Brother Xian, aliens have taken enough blame in Blue Star's literary and artistic works. We can't just accuse others casually, let alone bombard them casually. This is not the way we, the people of the Eastern Kingdom, treat guests."
Li Zhixian applauded slowly:
"Okay, Lao Liang, I was so confused that I almost mistakenly blamed a good person.
"Hurry up and make a banner around the equator, and write 'Warmly welcome alien experts to come to our planet to guide the salvation work'. Put your meticulous reception at the forefront, so that our alien friends can feel our sincerity for the first time."
"That's not a big deal, let's just let nature take its course."
Liang De walked back to the candy shop and said:
"Teacher Weiyu can receive my message before the end, which means that she is a key figure in this catastrophe. We just need to stay by her side and adapt to changes."
"Boss! Two more sweet potato syrup and glutinous rice balls, thank you!"
…
The living room of the apartment was dark.
Fang Weiyu twisted his right hand like a blind snake for a long time, and finally found his mobile phone at 40 degrees west-north.
The screen lights up and it's five past nine.
She wanted to lie down for another six or seven hours—six or seven days was not out of the question—but her empty stomach objected to this.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh I'm so fucking hungry!"
Fang Weiyu suddenly turned over and used both hands to send a red envelope and a distress message to the owner of the candy shop whom he knew well.
Tunzhou: Sister Yang, add more oats to the oat milk paste, add more taro to sago, and add more eyebrow beans to peanuts.
Tunzhou: Leave the door and ring the doorbell. Please hurry up and thank you for your help. I salute you and kowtow to you!
Yang Ji Sugar Water: Nope~
Tunzhou: Is that gone? Then just change to three with taro and put more taro.
Yang Ji Tang Shui: All gone, zero inventory, Sold Out, nothing left, do you understand?
Tunzhou: No, sister, you usually open until one o'clock in the morning! Yang Ji has also become an Internet celebrity store?
Sister Yang raised her head and glanced at the bald office worker in the store who was still taking bowls on the left and on the right, and then picked up her phone.
Yang Ji Tang Shui: It’s hard for me to explain to you now. Anyway, everything is gone. Even the store across the street is gone. Please go downstairs. How can anyone live next to the Siqian Street Night Market and order takeout? How much money do you have?
oh.
Sister Yang, it's hard for me to explain to you now how much money I really have, but... forget it, I might as well go out for a walk.
Fang Weiyu returned to lying on his back, then rolled onto his side and then lay on his stomach, then turned on his side and then lay on his back and then lay on his stomach again, moving towards the door in a slow rolling manner.
At the same time, the flying saucer parked near Makemake suddenly flashed red.
In the cabin, the tall screaming chicken flapped the wings of its stocky companion excitedly:
"Wells, we found it. Finally, an aboriginal individual with super high numerical value has appeared!"
The stocky screaming chicken nodded calmly:
"Anson, calm down, this is just the beginning. The work at the beginning is always simple, and the difficult things are still to come."
"I know, I know, haha, let's go and get the consent of the owner of this blue planet!"
Anson laughed and activated the jump function. After a brief space distortion, the flying saucer appeared in the middle of an empty fire escape near Siqian Street.
This half-virtual, half-real flying saucer disappeared like a ghost, and the neighbors nearby were unaware of it.
The two aliens stepped out of the flying saucer, and a few wisps of water-like energy flowed around them.
A moment later, the screaming chicken from Taurus had transformed into a young man and woman wearing shorts and flip-flops, staggering towards the bustling place.
"Anson, is it okay if we just park the flying saucer here?"
"Don't worry Wells, I checked and found that vehicles cannot be parked in places with yellow mesh lines.
"And I have downloaded the latest collision detection and avoidance function. The flying saucer will automatically blur and avoid uninvited guests, and the natives will not notice anything."
The tall alien waved the detector disguised as a SLR camera in his hand:
"Follow quickly, the target is ahead!"
…
Siqian Street Food Night Market, this is a world of hotpot style. There are no fancy and colorful Western pastries, but only the hotpot style that has been fried to its peak!
But Fang Weiyu just wanted to eat something sweet.
Dragging her exhausted body from hunger, she walked dejectedly past stalls filled with salty aromas, as if they were a picky zombie who couldn't find a sweetheart with enough sugar.
It’s so outrageous. How could you not buy sugar water on Siqian Street at 9:30? It’s a once-in-a-century encounter, right? I really want to kill someone!
"Hello Aboriginal people, maybe we can have five minutes of your free time?"
Two pairs of clean and snow-white flip-flops stopped in front of Fang Weiyu, and she didn't even raise her head:
"I'm not an aborigine. I come here to work. You can go find someone else to visit. Thank you."
The two pairs of flip-flops were motionless.
It's poisonous, you guys!
Fang Weiyu raised his head with difficulty and said to the young man and woman standing in front of him:
"I'm really from out of town, and my accent doesn't sound like the one here."
"We are pretty sure you are the native of this planet."
The tall man holding the SLR had a sunny face:
"We plan to eliminate this planet in the near future. As the owner of this planet, do you agree?"
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