In the middle of the night, a second visitor came to this haunted house.
At this time, ripples appeared in the space.
Not long after.
The sarcophagus became a high bed and a soft couch, the mummy that fell on the ground became a unique vase, and the gloomy tomb became an elegantly decorated guest room.
On the other side, the visitor obviously didn't have much patience. Hearing the urgent and heavy sound, he was afraid that he was about to start.
Li Changan glanced at Ma San. The ghosts looked up in confusion.
He had no choice but to lead the ghosts and Mrs. Huyan to the front yard, told the woman to hide, and then asked Ma San to open the door to welcome the guests.
"It turns out to be Messenger Liu."
After exchanging pleasantries at the door, Ma San introduced a man.
The Taoist priest looked up and felt happy.
This man's appearance is really interesting.
The upper half of the man was wearing a Confucian shirt and a square scarf, while the lower half was paired with a floral skirt. There was rouge on his face and a silk scarf in his hand. He walked as if he had no bones, swaying all the way.
In the atrium, a pair of triangular eyes looked around, then opened his mouth and spit out the snake-cutting message.
"Hey, Masanla, isn't your master here?"
Ma San followed him in, with the same dull expression on his face.
"My master heard that the tiger's wife had recently died, and he was worried that there would be no one around to take care of the tiger. He happened to meet a beautiful woman nearby, and he was about to capture her and present her to the tiger."
"Your master is interested, but there's no need for that."
The snake demon gently shook the silk scarf with its orchid fingers, and Ma San stayed silent and hid far away. The snake demon didn't care, just covered his red lips with the silk scarf, and said in a tired voice:
"The tiger was patrolling the mountains yesterday and found a stunning beauty. She was so handsome that even the vixens from Qingqiu couldn't match her. At that time, the tiger decided that the beauty was his next wife!"
As he spoke, he took out Zhang Dahong's post.
"I came today just to send the invitation."
"Congratulations to the tiger."
Ma San expressed joy, but his tone didn't change at all. The snake demon looked bored, and his eyes fell on Li Changan who was watching the fun next to him.
"Oh, where did this little brother come from? He's so cool?"
Several people had been prepared, and Ma San said calmly:
"This is my master's distant cousin."
"Old Ghost's cousin?"
After saying this, the snake demon became interested and circled around Li Chang'an twice. Snake Xin probed the air a few times.
"That's weird, why is he alive?"
Li Changan spoke smoothly and perfunctorily.
"I'm not a ghost, I'm naturally alive."
"Isn't it a ghost? Is it a monster?" The snake demon thought that the relatives of this kind of ghost are naturally monsters, so he asked Nobuko again, "But why doesn't it smell like a monster?"
"It's not like being a monster lately."
"Why is it so human?"
"What a coincidence, it's a human turned into a monster."
"A human turned into a monster? This is really strange!"
The snake spirit pointed his fingers and calculated.
"Our snake turned into a snake demon, and the mouse turned into a rat demon. Did this person change..."
He slapped his forehead.
"By the way, it's a shemale!"
Shemale?
The expression on Li Changan's face suddenly froze.
It is said that the snake must be hit within seven inches. The Taoist priest glanced up and down at the snake demon, but he did not know where the seven inches of the snake that had transformed into a human form were located?
"Scared, this little brother..."
The snake demon covered its face with a handkerchief, revealing a pair of triangular eyes that glanced at Li Changan.
"... His eyes are so straight and unobtrusive. We are serious male monsters."
After that, he stuffed the red post into Ma San's arms.
"We still have some posts to send, so I'll take my leave now."
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"So, that old ghost really just wants to lead a red line?"
After the snake demon left, Li Changan thought for a while and felt that there was some connection between them. After asking carefully, he finally knew the whole story.
It turned out that there was a "tiger" living in the nearby mountains, and his wife had just died. It happened that Huyanyi and his wife were passing by, but the woman had a unique appearance, and the old ghost was anxious to lick the tiger's buttocks.
As I went back and forth, I started to have other ideas...
"Bah!" Mrs. Huyan spat, "What an old creature!"
The Taoist priest smiled and said nothing, only thinking about where this tiger came from?
The word "Tiger", in ancient books, refers to the tiger and the mountain god.
He turned to ask Ma San.
"Is this tiger a tiger who has attained enlightenment, or is he a mountain spirit?"
"Ah."
It was rare for Ma San to show an expression on his face, but it was one of ridicule and disdain.
"The Taoist priest is too flattering. He is nothing but a tiger monster and a mountain god. He is just an old mandrill."
"This old mandrill, relying on his moral integrity, took advantage of these troubled times to gather a large number of mountain spirits and wild monsters, and gave himself the name 'Tiger'."
"The mandrill has a strong lustful nature, and it is best to snatch away beautiful women, but its temperament is vicious. The women it robbed were either tortured to death, or committed suicide due to the humiliation. Counting the previous one, there are already fifty or sixty beauties.
The woman was kidnapped by him and died of humiliation."
After listening to these words.
Li Changan sighed, this world is really dangerous everywhere.
This was just to get rid of an old ghost, but a monster mountain king was involved. This monster is really like a human being. When there are more than one, they will collude with each other.
But at this point, Li Changan also wants to know how to deal with these resentful ghosts, that is...
Who cares!
Since he's not harming anyone, let him go! He's just a Taoist priest and not an angel judge, so he can judge people for their crimes?
After all, Taoist priests have no dream of "university under heaven". In this chaotic world, all they can do is to take care of things around them and eliminate the evil in front of them.
Therefore, the Taoist priest no longer hesitated and was about to ask the ghosts to escort Mrs. Huyan home.
at this time.
"Dong dong dong."
The door was knocked again.
Could it be that the snake demon saw some flaw and left again?
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Instructing the woman to hide again, Li Changan and Ma San opened the door this time.
As soon as he opened the door, he saw a majestic figure blocking the door, seeming to be sizing up the stone beast beside the door.
"I accidentally lost my way..."
Seeing the door open, the man turned around. He was stunned for a moment mid-sentence, then covered his face and turned around to leave.
Li Changan quickly stepped forward and called:
"But Brother Yan?"
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"It's not that Yan is ungrateful, but he is really unworthy of the Taoist priest."
Li Changan called the visitor to stop, but he didn't expect that it was Yan Xinglie who had just parted ways not long ago.
The Taoist priest then pulled the bearded man in and asked what happened.
"After parting ways with the Taoist Priest, I was afraid of being discovered by the White Lotus Sect, so I kept walking in the wilderness. However, I was unexpectedly discovered and attacked by an expert. When I finally repelled the expert, I turned around..."
The bearded man looked ashamed and could not express himself in words.
Li Changan took a closer look at him and found that not only was he alone, but his cloak and armor were also missing, and he only had a sword all over his body.
"The witch?"
"Gone."
"Your yellow gelding?"
"It's lost too."
"What about your talisman?"
In this Zhenfu Division, guards like Yan Xinglie, who were born on the battlefield and became monks halfway through the art of magic, except for martial arts, all their abilities are in those objects.
"The whole thing disappeared on the horse... I was recovering from my injuries at the time... Oh, forget it."
The bearded man was in low spirits.
"After that, I also searched for it in the mountains for a while, but ended up getting lost here."
What else can be said? Misfortunes never come alone.
Li Changan pondered for a moment and asked, "What is Brother Yan going to do next?"
The bearded man gritted his teeth.
"The only thing we can do is ask the Secretary for help."
"You're not afraid..."
Before the Taoist priest finished speaking, the bearded man nodded and smiled bitterly.
"But... there is no other way."
"Now I don't even know whether the witch is dead or alive, has returned to the White Lotus Sect, or fallen into the hands of others?"
Li Changan was about to nod, but suddenly an idea occurred to him.
"I have an idea?"
With that said, he asked for the wedding invitation from Ma San and placed it in front of Yan Xinglie.
"Tiger Tiger invites you, I wonder if Brother Yan will give you a favor?"