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Chapter 71: This story is too boring

It was rare for me to be serious in the afternoon. I finally started to practice some things in military training.

He was taught everything about standing in a military posture, standing at attention, turning left, turning right, turning backward, standing astride, etc.

As for walking in step, walking in step, and walking at a canter, in the words of the instructor, do you want to learn to run before you have learned to walk?

That's right, in one afternoon, Lao Duan transformed from the teacher who led the team to the instructor. After putting on the camouflage uniform, his temperament changed completely.

And Shen Jie and his group also really felt the military training. This was despite Lao Duan's deliberate release. After all, these children are here to experience life, not to be tortured. In the hearts of several of their leading teachers

There are quite a few of them.

However, although he deliberately let the water go out, after one afternoon, Shen Jie almost felt like he was tanned.

Although I deliberately chose a time when the sun was not too poisonous during training, the summer sun is still no joke.

Perhaps it was because of the sunscreen he wore. After being baked by the sun all afternoon, he only felt as if he was a little redder. This made other people who felt more or less tanned to chase after Shen Jie.

Ask him what brand of sunscreen he uses and rub it on at the same time.

Of course Shen Jie didn't care, since there was so much sunscreen anyway, and these people also gave him a lot of the snacks they brought. It wasn't just for free, they just used it.

Of course, there are also prostitutes, and there is only one. This person is Shen Jie's own good brother.

That's right, Li Ruiyan was very obedient when he came and didn't bring any snacks with him. He saw that everyone was exchanging things for things, but he could only go whoring with a shy face.

To be precise, it can't be regarded as free prostitution. I just patted my chest and said, "Ajie, I'll cover all your future arrangements!"

But for Shen Jie, this promise seemed very heavy, but in fact it was nothing but free sex. Because he had already planned to have Li Ruiyan compose music for him for free.

In the evening, after dinner, the men and women of the Leopard Commando were gathered together by Lao Duan, who talked about a night activity.

The same goes for the other two teams. They were also taken to a place by their instructors and carried out activities mysteriously.

Shen Jie and the others were brought to the only mountain in this base by Lao Duan.

Although it looks like a small mound, it is indeed a real mountain. There is a lot of vegetation on it.

However, the road up the mountain has long been opened, and there are seats on the top of the mountain.

Then Lao Duan took out two huge packages from nowhere. One was filled with snacks, and the other contained a large mat.

At this time, Shen Jie almost knew what he was going to do. He just came out to feed the mosquitoes and chat.

Fortunately, there are snacks to eat, so it’s not that unacceptable.

I don’t know who suddenly suggested that everyone should tell a story to everyone. Lao Duan readily accepted this suggestion.

In fact, it was originally proposed to tell ghost stories, but after strong opposition from several girls from the Leopard Commando, it was changed to any story. But ghost stories are also included. It can be used to add some excitement to the rare gathering.

The first person to tell the story was none other than Lao Duan. As the instructor of everyone present, it was natural that he would be teased if he was teased.

Lao Duan also lived up to expectations and began to share his story generously.

Perhaps to add some atmosphere, Lao Duan chose to tell a ghost story.

It's just that his ghost story was really not very good, and he even made some people laugh in the middle of the story.

Some people even complained, why are there such stupid ghosts? Lao Duan, you must be telling a joke.

The confident old Duan seemed to be irritated and insisted on making another scene.

Naturally, everyone is willing to fulfill Lao Duan's wish. After all, fun is rare and if you miss it, it will be gone.

Obviously the second ghost story was much more normal, but it still didn't have that thrilling feeling. Just when everyone felt a little tired, Lao Duan seemed to have reached the climax and suddenly increased the volume, simulating the anger of the ghost.

Howling, it finally scared people quite a bit.

The price for using this little trick to scare people is to be knocked to the ground and beaten by the people around you.

The stories passed one after another, and soon it was Shen Jie's turn to tell the story.

Shen Jie, who had been brewing in his heart for a long time just now, was speechless. The story he just thought about became fragmented.

It's not that Shen Jie was nervous, but that in such a short period of time, he had no idea what story to tell.

So I had no choice but to bite the bullet and speak.

"long long ago,"

It's just that I was yelled at before I finished speaking. Because those girls just started telling a fairy tale like this. Everyone was tired of hearing it.

"A giant dragon suddenly appeared in the kingdom, and the princess of the kingdom was also kidnapped. Then the dragon took the princess to who knows where."

Shen Jie finally associated storytelling with that song. The most clichéd story made the most magical song, and the combination of the two created Dalabengba.

But at this time, the song list and story were lost, so it naturally fell into the cliché.

Obviously, no one is very interested in Shen Jie's story.

But that didn't stop Shen Jie from continuing to talk.

"The brave man said that his name is Darabonba Debedibdob Dobiruun."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute? What is the brave man's name?"

Li Ruiyan, who had been listening to Shen Jie's story, suddenly asked.

Others were also confused by Shen Jie's series of unclear names, and they all asked Shen Jie to repeat them again.

"Dalabenbabendebedibudobiluong, what's the matter?"

Although he knew what these people were wondering about, Shen Jie still pretended to be nonchalant and asked.

"It's okay, it's okay, you continue."

Seeing Shen Jie repeating it again, Li Ruiyan said nothing and just thought Shen Jie was playing.

"The dragon said his name was Kuntukutakatikotsuwa Sirazon."

After a while, after the dragon's name was said, everyone agreed that Shen Jie was just playing.

And when Shen Jie said the dragon's name again, everyone became curious. They were actually able to write down this seemingly random name. Everyone was actually a little bit curious about this story.

But when Shen Jie said that at the end, the princess and the hero lived a happy life and gave birth to a child. They still had expectant eyes, waiting for the sudden turn of the story.

It's just that the result is destined to disappoint these people. The story is really a clichéd story, with a few seemingly random names just to make them pay attention.

All of a sudden, Shen Jie received countless eye rolls.


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