Sitting next to Wu Chang, Ji Wufeng said with a smile: "Brother, how about we discuss something?"
"What's up?"
Wu Chang said coldly, having been with Ji Wu Feng for a long time, he knew that Ji Wu Feng was definitely not holding back anything when he smiled like this.
Ji Wufeng pointed at Xiang Lanxin and said: "Look at how slim that little girl is, and she has such a good figure. Her front and back are curved, and her butt is so big. She can definitely give birth to a son, and her breasts are also big. She doesn't need to buy milk after giving birth to a son.
, I can raise your son until he is ten years old with human milk alone!"
"What are you talking about?" Lu Shuangshuang glared at him fiercely.
"What nonsense am I talking about? I am doing this for the sake of the next generation, not just to satisfy my own tastes like some people." Ji Wufeng said confidently.
All the beauties gave him a blank look, and only then would they believe his lies.
Seeing that Wuchang remained silent, Ji Wufeng scolded angrily: "Damn it, you just said a word, you act like a mute. I wonder if that girl's eyes were covered with pig dung, so she actually fell in love with you.
"
Wu Chang's face looked suffocated, as if he was constipated. It took him a while to say something, "I don't like women."
Don't like women?
Ji Wufeng thought for a moment, jumped away, pointed at Wuchang and said: "Damn, it turns out you are a fucking homosexual. No wonder you always follow me. Did you fall in love with me because you saw how handsome I am?"
"
The corner of Wu Chang's mouth twitched and he put his hand on the hilt of the sword. If it were anyone else, he would have to draw his sword and slash at him.
"Forget it, can this kind of thing be forced?" Lu Shuangshuang advised.
Ji Wufeng slapped his forehead helplessly, sat in front of Wuchang again, and said, "To tell you the truth, I need the Xiang family's help."
After listening, Wu Chang glanced at Ji Wufeng, suddenly stood up, walked to Xiang Lanxin, and said, "Let's go get married!"
thump!
Ji Wufeng couldn't sit still and fell down from the chair. Damn it, isn't this kid too weird?
"Wha...what?" Xiang Lanxin didn't know whether she really didn't hear clearly or didn't react.
Wu Chang suddenly hugged her, put his mouth close to her, and kept rubbing Xiang Lanxin's little mouth. Have you ever seen a big buffalo rubbing against a big tree? That's because of its skin.
itch.
Ji Wufeng got up from the ground and asked strangely: "What are you doing?"
"Kiss!" Wu Chang replied, then continued to rub Xiang Lanxin's mouth with his mouth.
thump!
Ji Wufeng's head hit the table directly. Oh my god, what a man who can't even kiss!
It seems like I have to go back and give Wu Chang some tutoring. It would be best to show him the love action movies that are popular in a certain country as teaching materials. Not only can he learn by kissing, but he can also learn other things, and there are all kinds of tricks.
Finally, Wu Chang finally let go of Xiang Lanxin. Xiang Lanxin touched her mouth and said strangely: "Is this what kissing is like? But my second brother said kissing is very comfortable."
Ji Wufeng was speechless to the extreme. What a pair of idiots!
"Let's go get the marriage certificate." Wu Chang took Xiang Lanxin and walked out.
"etc."
Ji Wufeng stopped them and said with a dark face: "To get a marriage certificate, you need an ID card and a household registration book. Do you have them?"
"
Well……
Wu Chang was stunned for a moment. He even knew who his biological parents were. He had a bullshit ID card and a household registration book?
"I won't get the marriage certificate for now. Let's wait until I get your ID card and household registration book."
It is very simple to set up a household registration for Wuchang. It can be done with just one phone call. However, if the Xiang family knew that he had casually made Xiang Lanxin into a married young woman, he would not be skinned alive.
His skin?
It doesn't matter if Wu Chang does something to Xiang Lanxin, but as for getting married, let's take it slow first.
All the beauties looked at Ji Wufeng with strange expressions. Wu Chang was so repulsive to Xiang Lanxin just now. He said he needed help from the Xiang family, and Wu Chang wanted to marry her immediately. What exactly is going on?
Ji Wufeng was also very helpless. He didn't expect that Wu Chang valued him so much. He could actually let Wu Chang marry someone he didn't like with just one word.
As soon as Xiang Lanxin saw the delicious dishes on the table, she immediately rushed over, grabbed a whole braised fish and stuffed it into her mouth, saying: "Oh my God, I finally have something to eat. I'm starving to death."
Already."
After three times and five times two, only the bones of the fish were left. Then he twisted a marinated elbow with one hand, grabbed the roasted chicken with the other hand, and devoured it.
Ji Wufeng licked his lips. Oh my god, Hua Monk Lu Zhishen didn't eat meat so ferociously when he was drinking. Now he finally knew how Xiang Lanxin's body grew those areas that should be erect and erect.
.
"Lan Xin, why are you here? Are you here alone?" Ji Wufeng asked.
Ji Qingchen had mentioned Xiang Lanxin to him more than once. If he remembered correctly, Xiang Lanxin was the only girl in the Xiang family, and she was doted on like a baby. How could she come to Yuzhou alone? Moreover?
There is no one around to protect me.
"I escaped." Xiang Lanxin said pitifully while holding the roast duck.
"Escaped? Did your old man force you to get married?"
This is the reason why all the ladies of the world run away from home, and there is no new way to do it.
"He dares?" Xiang Lanxin glared.
"What's the reason for that?"
Xiang Lanxin glanced at Wu Chang secretly, then lowered her head and whispered: "I fought with someone and kicked him. I heard the doctor said that that guy's pills were broken by my kick, and he can no longer touch women.
Already."
What kind of pill? Ji Wufeng unconsciously pinched his thigh, what kind of girl is this? She actually kicked her into a eunuch.
Ji Wufeng did not continue to ask further, but he also knew that the identity of the guy who was kicked into eunuch by Xiang Lanxin must be very extraordinary. Otherwise, with the power of the Xiang family, Xiang Lanxin would not be so scared that he ran away.
boom!
The door was violently kicked open again. Ji Wufeng felt his teeth hurt. Damn it, is it easy for me to come and have a meal? Can't you just relax for a while?
"Little bastard, I've been looking for you for a long time, and you actually came here?" an angry voice shouted.
Looking out the door, I saw a group of people standing at the door. The leader was Master Kun who was almost strangled to death by Ji Wufeng outside just now. Behind him stood a group of young people. At first glance, they were all playboys and playboys.
.
Yueyue stood up, looked at Master Kun, and then said to a young man next to him: "Master Jiang, may I ask what's going on?" Sitting next to Wuchang, Ji Wufeng said with a smile: "Brother, let's discuss it.
How about one thing?"
"What's up?"
Wu Chang said coldly, having been with Ji Wu Feng for a long time, he knew that Ji Wu Feng was definitely not holding back anything when he smiled like this.
Ji Wufeng pointed at Xiang Lanxin and said: "Look at how slim that little girl is, and she has such a good figure. Her front and back are curved, and her butt is so big. She can definitely give birth to a son, and her breasts are also big. She doesn't need to buy milk after giving birth to a son.
, I can raise your son until he is ten years old with human milk alone!"
"What are you talking about?" Lu Shuangshuang glared at him fiercely.
"What nonsense am I talking about? I am doing this for the sake of the next generation, not just to satisfy my own tastes like some people." Ji Wufeng said confidently.
All the beauties gave him a blank look, and only then would they believe his lies.
Seeing that Wuchang remained silent, Ji Wufeng scolded angrily: "Damn it, you just said a word, you act like a mute. I wonder if that girl's eyes were covered with pig dung, so she actually fell in love with you.
"
Wu Chang's face looked suffocated, as if he was constipated. It took him a while to say something, "I don't like women."
Don't like women?
Ji Wufeng thought for a moment, jumped away, pointed at Wuchang and said: "Damn, it turns out you are a fucking homosexual. No wonder you always follow me. Did you fall in love with me because you saw how handsome I am?"
"
The corner of Wu Chang's mouth twitched and he put his hand on the hilt of the sword. If it were anyone else, he would have to draw his sword and slash at him.
"Forget it, can this kind of thing be forced?" Lu Shuangshuang advised.
Ji Wufeng slapped his forehead helplessly, sat in front of Wuchang again, and said, "To tell you the truth, I need the Xiang family's help."
After listening, Wu Chang glanced at Ji Wufeng, suddenly stood up, walked to Xiang Lanxin, and said, "Let's go get married!"
thump!
Ji Wufeng couldn't sit still and fell down from the chair. Damn it, isn't this kid too weird?
"Wha...what?" Xiang Lanxin didn't know whether she really didn't hear clearly or didn't react.
Wu Chang suddenly hugged her, put his mouth close to her, and kept rubbing Xiang Lanxin's little mouth. Have you ever seen a big buffalo rubbing against a big tree? That's because of its skin.
itch.
Ji Wufeng got up from the ground and asked strangely: "What are you doing?"
"Kiss!" Wu Chang replied, then continued to rub Xiang Lanxin's mouth with his mouth.
thump!
Ji Wufeng's head hit the table directly. Oh my god, what a man who can't even kiss!
It seems like I have to go back and give Wu Chang some tutoring. It would be best to show him the love action movies that are popular in a certain country as teaching materials. Not only can he learn by kissing, but he can also learn other things, and there are all kinds of tricks.
Finally, Wu Chang finally let go of Xiang Lanxin. Xiang Lanxin touched her mouth and said strangely: "Is this what kissing is like? But my second brother said kissing is very comfortable."
Ji Wufeng was speechless to the extreme. What a pair of idiots!
"Let's go get the marriage certificate." Wu Chang took Xiang Lanxin and walked out.
"etc."
Ji Wufeng stopped them and said with a dark face: "To get a marriage certificate, you need an ID card and a household registration book. Do you have them?"
"
Well……
Wu Chang was stunned for a moment. He even knew who his biological parents were. He had a bullshit ID card and a household registration book?
"I won't get the marriage certificate for now. Let's wait until I get your ID card and household registration book."
It is very simple to set up a household registration for Wuchang. It can be done with just one phone call. However, if the Xiang family knew that he had casually made Xiang Lanxin into a married young woman, he would not be skinned alive.
His skin?
It doesn't matter if Wu Chang does something to Xiang Lanxin, but as for getting married, let's take it slow first.
All the beauties looked at Ji Wufeng with strange expressions. Wu Chang was so repulsive to Xiang Lanxin just now. He said he needed help from the Xiang family, and Wu Chang wanted to marry her immediately. What exactly is going on?
Ji Wufeng was also very helpless. He didn't expect that Wu Chang valued him so much. He could actually let Wu Chang marry someone he didn't like with just one word.
As soon as Xiang Lanxin saw the delicious dishes on the table, she immediately rushed over, grabbed a whole braised fish and stuffed it into her mouth, saying: "Oh my God, I finally have something to eat. I'm starving to death."
Already."
After three times and five times two, only the bones of the fish were left. Then he twisted a marinated elbow with one hand, grabbed the roasted chicken with the other hand, and devoured it.
Ji Wufeng licked his lips. Oh my god, Hua Monk Lu Zhishen didn't eat meat so ferociously when he was drinking. Now he finally knew how Xiang Lanxin's body grew those areas that should be erect and erect.
.
"Lan Xin, why are you here? Are you here alone?" Ji Wufeng asked.
Ji Qingchen had mentioned Xiang Lanxin to him more than once. If he remembered correctly, Xiang Lanxin was the only girl in the Xiang family, and she was doted on like a baby. How could she come to Yuzhou alone? Moreover?
There is no one around to protect me.
"I escaped." Xiang Lanxin said pitifully while holding the roast duck.
"Escaped? Did your old man force you to get married?"
This is the reason why all the ladies of the world run away from home, and there is no new way to do it.
"He dares?" Xiang Lanxin glared.
"What's the reason for that?"
Xiang Lanxin glanced at Wu Chang secretly, then lowered her head and whispered: "I fought with someone and kicked him. I heard the doctor said that that guy's pills were broken by my kick, and he can no longer touch women.
Already."
What kind of pill? Ji Wufeng unconsciously pinched his thigh, what kind of girl is this? She actually kicked her into a eunuch.
Ji Wufeng did not continue to ask further, but he also knew that the identity of the guy who was kicked into eunuch by Xiang Lanxin must be very extraordinary. Otherwise, with the power of the Xiang family, Xiang Lanxin would not be so scared that he ran away.
boom!
The door was violently kicked open again. Ji Wufeng felt his teeth hurt. Damn it, is it easy for me to come and have a meal? Can't you just relax for a while?
"Little bastard, I've been looking for you for a long time, and you actually came here?" an angry voice shouted.
Looking out the door, I saw a group of people standing at the door. The leader was Master Kun who was almost strangled to death by Ji Wufeng outside just now. Behind him stood a group of young people. At first glance, they were all playboys and playboys.
.
Yueyue stood up, looked at Master Kun, and then said to a young man beside him: "Master Jiang, may I ask what is going on?"
