Sitting beside Wuchang, Ji Wufeng said with a smile: "Brother, how about we discuss something?"
"What's up?"
Wuchang said coldly, after following Ji Wufeng for a long time, he knew that Ji Wufeng had no good fortune by laughing like this.
Ji Wufeng pointed at Xiang Lanxin and said, "Look at how beautiful that girl is, she has such a good figure, with a bulge in front and a squint back, and her butt is so big that she can definitely give birth to a son, and her breasts are also big. She doesn't have to buy milk after giving birth to a son.
, human milk alone can raise your son until he is ten years old!”
"What are you talking about?" Lu Shuangshuang glared at him fiercely.
"I'm not talking nonsense. I'm thinking about the next generation. Unlike some people, I'm just trying to satisfy my own feelings." Ji Wufeng said with confidence.
All the beauties gave him a blank look, and only those who believe his nonsense would have believed his words.
Seeing Wuchang silently, Ji Wufeng cursed angrily: "Damn, you said, "It's like a mute. I wonder if that girl's eyes were covered by pig manure and she would actually fall in love with you."
”
Wuchang's face looked like he was constipated, and after a long time, a sentence came out, saying, "I don't like women."
Don't like women?
Ji Wufeng thought for a while, jumped up suddenly, pointed at Wuchang and said, "Damn, you are fucking homosexual. No wonder you always follow me. Did you like me when you see that I am handsome?
”
Wuchang's mouth twitched and his hand was placed on the hilt of the sword. If it were someone else, he would have to draw his sword and chop it over.
"Forget it, can this kind of thing be forced?" Lu Shuangshuang advised.
Ji Wufeng patted his forehead helplessly, sat in front of Wuchang again, and said, "Tell you the truth, I need help from the Xiang family."
After hearing this, Wuchang glanced at Ji Wufeng, suddenly stood up, walked to Xiang Lanxin, and said, "Let's go, let's get married!"
thump!
Ji Wufeng didn't sit firmly and fell off the chair. Damn, this kid is too weird?
"What...what?" Xiang Lanxin didn't know if she really didn't hear it clearly or didn't react.
Wuchang suddenly hugged her, put his mouth over, and kept rubbing Xiang Lanxin's little mouth. Have you ever seen a big buffalo rubbing against the big tree? That's because of the skin.
itch.
Ji Wufeng got up from the ground and asked strangely: "What are you doing?"
"Kiss!" Wuchang replied, and continued to rub his mouth against Xiang Lanxin's little mouth.
thump!
Ji Wufeng's head hit the table directly. Oh my God, a man who can't even kiss him!
It seems that I have to go back and give Wuchang some tutoring. It is best to show him the love action movies produced in a certain country as a textbook. Not only can I learn it by kissing my mouth, but I can learn it, and there are all kinds of tricks.
Finally, Wuchang finally let go of Xiang Lanxin. Xiang Lanxin touched her little mouth and said strangely: "Is this the way to kiss? But my second brother said it's very comfortable to kiss."
Ji Wufeng was speechless, he was such an idiot!
"Let's go get a marriage certificate." Wuchang pulled Xiang Lanxin out.
"etc."
Ji Wufeng stopped them and said with a dark face: "You need an ID card and a household registration book to get a marriage certificate. Do you have one?
”
Well……
Wuchang was stunned for a moment. He even knew who his biological parents were. He had a bullshit ID card and household registration book?
"I won't get the marriage certificate for now. Let's talk about it when I get your ID card and household registration book."
It is very easy to register Wuchang. It can be done with just one phone call, but if the Xiang family knows that they will easily turn Xiang Lanxin into a married young woman, and they will not peel it alive.
What's his skin?
If Wuchang takes Xiang Lanxin like that, it doesn’t matter, but as for marriage, let’s take it slow first.
All the beauties looked at Ji Wufeng with a strange face. Wuchang was so arrogant just now. He said that if he needed the help of the Xiang family, Wuchang would immediately marry someone. What was the situation?
Ji Wufeng was also very helpless. He did not expect that Wuchang would attach so much importance to him. He could make Wuchang marry someone he didn't like in just one word.
When Xiang Lanxin saw the delicious dishes on the table, she immediately rushed over, grabbed a whole braised fish and stuffed it into her mouth, saying, "My God, I finally have something to eat, so I'm about to starve me to death.
Now.”
After two steps, only one fish was left with the bones. Then one hand twisted up a sauce elbow, grabbed the roast chicken with the other hand, and swallowed it voraciously.
Ji Wufeng licked his lips, "Oh my god, the monk Lu Zhishen was not so fierce when he was drinking. Now he finally knew how Xiang Lanxin should be so straight and how the place where she should be raised grows.
.
"Lan Xin, why did you come here? Are you the only one here?" Ji Wufeng asked.
Ji Qingchen has mentioned Xiang Lanxin to him more than once. If he remembers correctly, Xiang Lanxin is the only girl who is spoiled like a baby egg. How could he come to Yuzhou alone?
No one is protecting you around.
"I escaped." Xiang Lanxin said pitifully, holding the roast duck.
"Escaped? Did your old man force you to get married?"
This is the reason why those ladies ran away from home, and they don’t change their ways.
"He dared?" Xiang Lanxin glared.
"What's that because of that?"
Xiang Lanxin secretly glanced at Wuchang, then lowered her head and whispered: "I fought with someone and kicked him. The doctor said that I've kicked that guy's pill and I can't touch women again in the future.
Now.”
What pill? Ji Wufeng unconsciously pinched his thigh. What kind of girl is this? He actually kicked someone into a eunuch.
Ji Wufeng did not continue to ask, but he also knew that the identity of the guy who was kicked into a eunuch by Xiang Lanxin must be very difficult. Otherwise, with the power of the Xiang family, Xiang Lanxin would not have scared her to run out.
Bang!
The door of the room was kicked open again with a kick. Ji Wufeng felt his teeth hurt. Your uncle, is it easy for me to have a meal? Can't you calm down for a while?
"Little bastard, I have been looking for you for a long time, but you actually came here?" An angry voice roared.
Looking outside the door, I saw a group of people standing at the door. The leader was the young master Kun who was almost strangled to death by Ji Wufeng outside. Behind him were a group of young people. They were all playboys.
.
Yueyue stood up, looked at Master Kun, and then said to a young man beside him, "Master Jiang, what's going on?" Sitting beside Wuchang, Ji Wufeng said with a smile: "Brother, let's discuss it."
What's going on?"
"What's up?"
Wuchang said coldly, after following Ji Wufeng for a long time, he knew that Ji Wufeng had no good fortune by laughing like this.
Ji Wufeng pointed at Xiang Lanxin and said, "Look at how beautiful that girl is, she has such a good figure, with a bulge in front and a squint back, and her butt is so big that she can definitely give birth to a son, and her breasts are also big. She doesn't have to buy milk after giving birth to a son.
, human milk alone can raise your son until he is ten years old!”
"What are you talking about?" Lu Shuangshuang glared at him fiercely.
"I'm not talking nonsense. I'm thinking about the next generation. Unlike some people, I'm just trying to satisfy my own feelings." Ji Wufeng said with confidence.
All the beauties gave him a blank look, and only those who believe his nonsense would have believed his words.
Seeing Wuchang silently, Ji Wufeng cursed angrily: "Damn, you said, "It's like a mute. I wonder if that girl's eyes were covered by pig manure and she would actually fall in love with you."
”
Wuchang's face looked like he was constipated, and after a long time, a sentence came out, saying, "I don't like women."
Don't like women?
Ji Wufeng thought for a while, jumped up suddenly, pointed at Wuchang and said, "Damn, you are fucking homosexual. No wonder you always follow me. Did you like me when you see that I am handsome?
”
Wuchang's mouth twitched and his hand was placed on the hilt of the sword. If it were someone else, he would have to draw his sword and chop it over.
"Forget it, can this kind of thing be forced?" Lu Shuangshuang advised.
Ji Wufeng patted his forehead helplessly, sat in front of Wuchang again, and said, "Tell you the truth, I need help from the Xiang family."
After hearing this, Wuchang glanced at Ji Wufeng, suddenly stood up, walked to Xiang Lanxin, and said, "Let's go, let's get married!"
thump!
Ji Wufeng didn't sit firmly and fell off the chair. Damn, this kid is too weird?
"What...what?" Xiang Lanxin didn't know if she really didn't hear it clearly or didn't react.
Wuchang suddenly hugged her, put his mouth over, and kept rubbing Xiang Lanxin's little mouth. Have you ever seen a big buffalo rubbing against the big tree? That's because of the skin.
itch.
Ji Wufeng got up from the ground and asked strangely: "What are you doing?"
"Kiss!" Wuchang replied, and continued to rub his mouth against Xiang Lanxin's little mouth.
thump!
Ji Wufeng's head hit the table directly. Oh my God, a man who can't even kiss him!
It seems that I have to go back and give Wuchang some tutoring. It is best to show him the love action movies produced in a certain country as a textbook. Not only can I learn it by kissing my mouth, but I can learn it, and there are all kinds of tricks.
Finally, Wuchang finally let go of Xiang Lanxin. Xiang Lanxin touched her little mouth and said strangely: "Is this the way to kiss? But my second brother said it's very comfortable to kiss."
Ji Wufeng was speechless, he was such an idiot!
"Let's go get a marriage certificate." Wuchang pulled Xiang Lanxin out.
"etc."
Ji Wufeng stopped them and said with a dark face: "You need an ID card and a household registration book to get a marriage certificate. Do you have one?
”
Well……
Wuchang was stunned for a moment. He even knew who his biological parents were. He had a bullshit ID card and household registration book?
"I won't get the marriage certificate for now. Let's talk about it when I get your ID card and household registration book."
It is very easy to register Wuchang. It can be done with just one phone call, but if the Xiang family knows that they will easily turn Xiang Lanxin into a married young woman, and they will not peel it alive.
What's his skin?
If Wuchang takes Xiang Lanxin like that, it doesn’t matter, but as for marriage, let’s take it slow first.
All the beauties looked at Ji Wufeng with a strange face. Wuchang was so arrogant just now. He said that if he needed the help of the Xiang family, Wuchang would immediately marry someone. What was the situation?
Ji Wufeng was also very helpless. He did not expect that Wuchang would attach so much importance to him. He could make Wuchang marry someone he didn't like in just one word.
When Xiang Lanxin saw the delicious dishes on the table, she immediately rushed over, grabbed a whole braised fish and stuffed it into her mouth, saying, "My God, I finally have something to eat, so I'm about to starve me to death.
Now.”
After two steps, only one fish was left with the bones. Then one hand twisted up a sauce elbow, grabbed the roast chicken with the other hand, and swallowed it voraciously.
Ji Wufeng licked his lips, "Oh my god, the monk Lu Zhishen was not so fierce when he was drinking. Now he finally knew how Xiang Lanxin should be so straight and how the place where she should be raised grows.
.
"Lan Xin, why did you come here? Are you the only one here?" Ji Wufeng asked.
Ji Qingchen has mentioned Xiang Lanxin to him more than once. If he remembers correctly, Xiang Lanxin is the only girl who is spoiled like a baby egg. How could he come to Yuzhou alone?
No one is protecting you around.
"I escaped." Xiang Lanxin said pitifully, holding the roast duck.
"Escaped? Did your old man force you to get married?"
This is the reason why those ladies ran away from home, and they don’t change their ways.
"He dared?" Xiang Lanxin glared.
"What's that because of that?"
Xiang Lanxin secretly glanced at Wuchang, then lowered her head and whispered: "I fought with someone and kicked him. The doctor said that I've kicked that guy's pill and I can't touch women again in the future.
Now.”
What pill? Ji Wufeng unconsciously pinched his thigh. What kind of girl is this? He actually kicked someone into a eunuch.
Ji Wufeng did not continue to ask, but he also knew that the identity of the guy who was kicked into a eunuch by Xiang Lanxin must be very difficult. Otherwise, with the power of the Xiang family, Xiang Lanxin would not have scared her to run out.
Bang!
The door of the room was kicked open again with a kick. Ji Wufeng felt his teeth hurt. Your uncle, is it easy for me to have a meal? Can't you calm down for a while?
"Little bastard, I have been looking for you for a long time, but you actually came here?" An angry voice roared.
Looking outside the door, I saw a group of people standing at the door. The leader was the young master Kun who was almost strangled to death by Ji Wufeng outside. Behind him were a group of young people. They were all playboys.
.
Yueyue stood up, looked at Master Kun, and then said to a young man beside him: "Master Jiang, what's going on?"