Zhou Dunzi didn't feel the slightest bit embarrassed, but instead had a hint of arrogance.
"I said I wanted to go down and solve it, but you refused to let me go and insisted on letting me pull it into my trouser pocket. Are you satisfied now?"
Several people were sitting in the car. You looked at me and I looked at you, with helpless expressions on their faces. Yuhang's excretion ability was also particularly good this week. Such a big belly was indeed not bloated in vain, sitting in the car.
The "puch, plop" was endless, even the water was dry, and soon it passed through the pants and got on the car seat.
"How can you pull it off so well?"
"You care about heaven and earth, but you still care about my shit and farts?"
When Zhou Yuhang said this, he exerted force and said, "Buer~stab~" and let out a series of farts. Just by hearing the sound, you can imagine the scene in your mind.
The Daohui Ba Ke sitting on his left couldn't bear it anymore, and he quickly shook his head.
"In all my life, I have never experienced such a disgusting thing, nor have I seen such a disgusting person. I have never smelled such disgusting shit!"
He pushed the car door angrily and jumped out of the car immediately! The other overlord couldn't control himself anymore and opened the car door with a "wow" sound and started to vomit.
The surrounding bullies had no idea what was going on, and the team leader looked cautious.
"what happened?"
"Captain, no, we really can't stand it anymore!"
The leader of the Ba Ke team rushed to the side of the vehicle. Before he was completely close, he felt a pungent stench. He frowned and glanced at Zhou Dunzi, who was still drinking flowers in the car.
"Don't move! Don't destroy the formation at will!"
"Captain, I really can't stand it anymore. This is worse than killing us. This fat man is so disgusting!"
"You can't move around then!"
The squad leader gritted his teeth and rushed to Zhou Dunzi's side, smelling the stench and hearing the loud fart.
Then he looked at Zhou Dunzi with a happy expression on his face as if no one else was around.
The squad leader instantly felt the mood of his team members.
Compared with other team members, he was much more rational and cautious. He held his breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, and adjusted the countdown time of Zhou Dunzi's bomb vest! Set it to ten minutes!
"Take him out quickly, deal with it, take off his clothes and pants, and get another car!"
"What the hell is this! Shit smells so bad!"
"Captain, just smelling his farts and shit, I have the idea of detonating explosives and dying with him!"
"Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and watch!"
Several bullies suppressed their anger, dragged Zhou Dunzi out of the car, pulled him to the open space on the other side, and took off his pants.
Under the attention of so many people, Zhou Dunzi did not feel any embarrassment, and still went his own way, with a face full of enjoyment.
One lump after another. The people around me looked in disbelief, and even refreshed their understanding. What on earth is this thing, so powerful!
The squad leader did not forget to shout loudly at Peng Gang.
"Director Peng, you, Master Zhou, want to poop. We have no choice but to cooperate."
"For safety reasons, I have adjusted the countdown to ten minutes on the bomb vest on his chest. I hope you can cooperate."
"I can't finish it in ten minutes. Please give me more time."
Zhou Dunzi was a little unhappy.
"Is there a time limit for shitting?"
The squad leader frowned.
"The amount of shit you soak in can block your sewer, right?"
"What, you're going to go through our sewer?"
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Opposite area.
Peng Gang stared at Zhou Yuhang, who was working hard to be himself in front of the public without any scruples.
He looked extremely confused.
"Director, if we don't take action, it will be too late!"
"Are you crazy? Didn't you hear that the countdown to Zhou Yuhang's bomb vest is only ten minutes? Can such a complicated thing be solved in ten minutes?"
"But."
"Nothing to worry about! Never do anything!"
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Beside Zhou Yuhang.
Three or four bullies gathered around, all with disgust on their faces.
"Stop hiding and give me paper quickly. How can I wipe it without paper? It's all over my butt, can't you see it?"
"Who has time to look at your ass!"
"That's right, you've pulled it into your pants pocket, do you still care about wiping it? Stop wiping it!"
"Either you just huff a few times with your hands and forget it."
"Okay, if you want to say that, then I'll put on my pants and go back to the other car!"
This sentence was more effective than anything else, so the team leader hurriedly spoke.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute."
He pointed to a bully nearby.
"Go, go, go, quickly find toilet paper for him. It's best to find some water and let him flush before throwing away his pants! This fat man's endurance is much stronger than ours. We can't do anything
as same as him!"
"This is simply a pervert. It disgusts me to death!"
The bully became angry and turned around to leave.
Another overlord walked up to the team leader.
"Captain, that car can't stay, what should I do?"
"Just give him a different car!"
"The problem is that if we change the car, our formation will change."
"It's okay, they don't dare to mess around."
The Ba Ke team leader just finished speaking.
"Boom!" A gunshot pierced the sky. His eyes were instantly stained red with blood. He turned his head subconsciously, and at the same time, "Boom!" was another gunshot, and the bullet penetrated right between his eyebrows.
At the last moment when his consciousness dissipated, he heard the loud sound produced by the superposition of several sniper rifles fired at the same time.
Due to the surrounding gazes, all the tyrants fell to the ground at the same time.
In an instant, all the overlords of the Sword Club were killed.
Zhou Yuhang was still wiping his butt, and the blood splashed onto his face.
Zhou Dunzi took his time, wiped his butt, stood up, clapped his hands, and took off his pants without any shyness.
The Jinhu Special Forces swarmed up and inspected the corpses of all the Daohui bashers.
Escort Zhou Dunzi back to your own area.
Peng Gang looked at everything in front of him and was dumbfounded. He was extremely angry and roared loudly.
"Who ordered the shooting? Who gave you permission to shoot! Who?"
Noon walked out from the crowd.
"it's me!"
"No? Are you crazy? Didn't you know that your young master still has a bomb on him?"
"Ebony's analysis is consistent with our master's analysis, so it is the best and only opportunity to take action just now!"
"As for the order to shoot, it is also our master's wish."
"If you don't shoot, you will never have the chance to shoot again!"
Peng Gang was speechless.
"Nowhere!"
Zhou Yuhang was so excited that he pounced directly on the nook with his bare buttocks.
This guy was not at all worried about the time bomb on his body, he was so excited that he seemed to have been completely rescued!
Even though most of it had been scrubbed and cleaned, the smell still stung my eyes.
Nomo looked embarrassed and stared at the people around him.
"What are you looking at? Why don't you quickly find a pair of trousers for the young master to put on."
"Brother Minao, we won't be able to find the pants the young master is wearing for a while."
Zhou Yuhang's brain is sometimes more original than the two mallets. He patted his chest unhurriedly.
"It's okay. My pants are thrown over there. If it doesn't work, pick them up for me and I can wear them alive."