Suddenly, everyone's eyes were fixed on the stone slab.
The stone slab is about three feet long and one foot wide. It is as black as ink and gives people a very heavy feeling.
"Prince Wu, I knew there were treasures in this pit. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here." Master Changmei said with a smile.
Wu Qianfan hurriedly denied: "When I came here, I didn't know there was a stone slab here. I really came here to heal my wounds. Later, I felt something was wrong on the ground. After I dug it up, I saw this stone slab."
Master Changmei approached the stone slab and asked, "Prince Wu, where is the peerless treasure? Is it under this stone slab?"
Wu Qianfan shook his head and said, "I don't know."
"You don't know?" Master Changmei looked at Wu Qianfan with a look of disbelief.
Wu Qianfan said: "I am ashamed to say that my prince was seriously injured at the time, so he did not move this stone slab. This stone slab is very heavy."
"Really? Let me give it a try," said the Taoist Master Changmei, while rolling up the sleeves of his Taoist robe.
At the same time, I was secretly proud of myself.
"Wu Qianfan, Wu Qianfan, when Pindao removes the slate, that peerless treasure will have no fate with you."
"Speaking of which, Pindao would also like to thank you."
"If you hadn't come to this pit, how could I have obtained this unparalleled treasure?"
Master Changmei bent down and was about to move the stone slab away when Ye Qiu's voice suddenly sounded.
"Wait a moment!"
Master Longmei looked back at Ye Qiu and asked cautiously: "Little bastard, what are you going to do? Are you trying to steal a peerless treasure?"
Ye Qiu said: "Old man, I understand what you are thinking."
"You will gain a lot from entering the Immortal Mountain this time, so don't worry about the things here."
"Let Wu Qianfan do it by himself!"
The Changmei Master was a little angry: "Little bastard, am I still your best friend?"
Ye Qiudao: "Just because you are my best friend, I want to remind you that people can be greedy, but they must be in moderation."
"Wu Qianfan's journey has not been easy. Give him the things here!"
Master Changmei curled his lips and quickly concealed his greed, saying: "Who cares about rare treasures? Pindao just wants to help Prince Wu move the stone slab. Since you say so, I won't help."
"Wu Qianfan, do it yourself!"
After Master Changmei finished speaking, he glared at Ye Qiu fiercely and walked aside.
Wu Qianfan bent down, grabbed the stone slab, and lifted it hard.
However, the stone slab did not move at all.
Wu Qianfan increased his strength and tried again. This time, the stone slab shook slightly.
"Prince Wu, what's wrong with you?"
"Aren't you a genius at the top of the cave? Why can't you even open a stone slab?"
"Can you do it or not?"
The real person with long eyebrows was sarcastic and sarcastic.
Wu Qianfan also felt a little embarrassed and said, "I'll try again."
After saying that, he grabbed the stone slab with both hands, took a deep breath, and then yelled: "Get up!"
In an instant, all the strength of his body was concentrated on his hands, and then, he lifted the stone slab an inch.
"ah--"
Wu Qianfan screamed again, and the veins on his neck popped out. He used all his strength to finally lift the stone slab.
"boom!"
Wu Qianfan threw the stone tablet aside.
When everyone looked again, they found that underneath the stone slab was a small pit with a wooden box inside.
The wooden box was probably rotten due to the passage of time. When Wu Qianfan touched it lightly, the wooden box immediately fell into pieces.
In an instant, a ten centimeter-tall bottle-like object appeared in front of everyone.
The bottle was covered with a thick layer of green rust spots.
"Is there really a unique treasure?"
Wu Qianfan was a little excited. After all, since he entered the Immortal Mountain, he had been unlucky all the way. Not only had he gained nothing, but he almost lost his life.
"Is this the end of the world?"
"Hahaha, my luck has come."
"God, you finally opened your eyes."
Wu Qianfan was so excited that he wanted to cry. He quickly squatted down, stretched out his hands and carefully wiped away the rust spots on the bottle, revealing the true appearance of this unique treasure.
The next second, everyone was stunned.
"Is this... a urinal?"
The long-browed man's eyes widened, because the appearance of this peerless treasure was exactly the same as a urinal.
Not only was he surprised, but others were also confused.
Master Longmei stepped forward quickly, grabbed the urinal, turned it over and over, and even sniffed it with his nose.
"Damn it, it smells so strong of urine."
Master Changmei looked disgusted and quickly handed the urinal to Wu Qianfan and said: "Prince Wu, you should keep this treasure for yourself!"
Wu Qianfan looked very unhappy, and he did not expect that the unique treasure turned out to be a urinal.
Wu Qianfan did not reach out to pick it up.
Master Changmei smiled and said: "Prince Wu, actually, this urinal still has merits."
"First of all, it's not big, so it's easy to carry around. You can take it out anytime you want to pee, so you don't have to hold in your urine."
"Secondly, Pindao discovered that it is a bit heavy. When fighting the enemy, he can take out the urinal and smash the enemy to death."
"To sum up the above two points, this urinal... is a good thing."
Wu Qianfan's expression turned even more ugly and he said, "Taoist Priest, since you like it, I'll give it to you."
"No, no, no," Master Changmei waved his hand quickly and said, "I already have a lot of treasures. I am not blessed to be able to bear this treasure. Prince Wu, you should keep it for yourself!"
Why keep a urinal?
Make people laugh?
I am the prince of Zhou Dynasty. If I want a urinal, I can find countless urinals that are better-looking and more exquisite than this one.
Wu Qianfan was very angry.
"Prince Wu, the treasure is placed here." Seeing Wu Qianfan's delay in picking up the urinal, Master Changmei put the urinal on the ground.
boom!
Without saying anything, Wu Qianfan kicked the urinal violently. He didn't know whether it was because the urinal was too hard or something was wrong with it. In short, after Wu Qianfan kicked it out, his toes were so painful that he jumped up in pain.
This scene made everyone laugh.
"Horse riding!" Wu Qianfan yelled: "I don't know which turtle bastard actually put a stone slab here and carved the words "peerless treasure" on it. Isn't this deliberately teasing people?"
Ye Qiu stared at the urinal for a moment, walked over, picked it up, and asked Wu Qianfan, "You don't want this thing anymore?"
Wu Qianfan said: "I don't want it anymore, who wants to take it away?"
Ye Qiu asked Master Changmei, Mo Tianji and Lin Daniao again: "Do you want this thing?"
Master Changmei and Mo Tianji shook their heads, saying no.
Lin DaNiao grinned and said, "This urinal is too small. It's not enough for me to pee, and I don't want it either."
Suddenly, Ye Qiu laughed: "Since none of you want it, then I will reluctantly accept it."
