"What else?" Lu Han inspired him, "If I want to curse you, what else do I need to know? There are so many people with the same name, so if I curse the wrong person."
"Birthday and horoscope?"
"Yes, it's the date of birth, plus the name given by your parents, you become you." Lu Han said with a smile, "So I just need to go to the account and change my name to He Chunhua, and then change the date of birth to his, and then go to Xia If you become an official in the state and pick up the kite money, that ghost thing will shine! Well, it is not easy to change the birthday. It has to be a completely reborn ceremony to deceive the secret of heaven. However, it is not like no one has done it before. I still have some Road."
He snapped his fingers: "No matter what, we have to get the official seal and documents. When we go to Xiazhou, you may have to call me -"
The subordinates all said in unison: "Congratulations, Sir!"
Everyone laughed, and then the gangster asked cautiously: "Then, do we still have to take action tonight?"
Originally, General Lu said that he would let these officers and soldiers go their separate ways tomorrow morning.
"No!" General Lu waved his hand and said boldly, "Hold your troops and no one is allowed to make the first move!"
Everyone was stunned. Aren't they trying to steal official documents? This is not a fight anymore.
But soon someone close to him reacted: "General Lu wants to postpone this battle to tomorrow. It would be best if Wu and Pei's teams also come over."
"The soldiers that Gouguan can bring out for long journeys are all carefully selected and strong men, and may have battlefield experience. He also has the order of society, and the army enjoys the blessing of Yuanli. It is not difficult for a team of 300 people to exert the strength of 400 people. Combat strength." General Lu said calmly, "Even if we can eat them all, I'm afraid the losses will be considerable. If we face people named Wu and people named Pei, we will suffer a loss. It's better to wait for everyone to gather and take down these gangs together. Wouldn’t it be good if the dog officers and soldiers raised the flag with a blood sacrifice?”
His subordinates even claimed that he was.
At this moment, there was a commotion outside, as if many people were shouting.
The last thing Lu Han wanted at the moment was an accident. He threw down the duck legs, wiped oil on his trouser legs, and strode out.
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Fatty Wang entered the room and sat on the bamboo chair by himself.
The bamboo chair creaked and screamed, unable to bear the heavy weight.
Facing dignitaries, this action was also very rude, but he didn't care so much. He glared at Mr. Zhu and cursed: "Are you stupid? Go and get me...and the young master a glass of water."
You can't get angry at a puppy, but it's okay to scold "your" woman, right?
Zhu turned around silently, but before taking two steps, the fat man stretched out his hand and patted her on the back of her mound: "Hurry up."
Zhu looked back, and the man's violent, bear-like eyes made her extremely uneasy.
He Lingchuan smiled: "It seems that you have been studying for a few years, and you still know how to make a wall shine."
"Ah, um." Fatty Wang said silently in his mind, don't be angry, just pull out this kid's tongue later. Then you want to make barbecue or spicy braised, whatever you want!
He Lingchuan changed the subject: "Are you working with Boss Lu?"
"Ah?" The fat man was surprised, "Ah, no."
"How many years did Boss Lu go away before he came back?"
The fat man was at a loss for words. There was no answer to this question at all: "I don't remember, why are you asking these questions?"
"I think Mr. Lu is a person with a lot of stories." He Lingchuan shrugged, "Then let's change the topic. How long have you been married to Mrs. Zhu?"
Years of hard work, wind and sun have made Zhu's skin dark and her cheeks red. But if you look closely, you can see that Zhu's eyebrows are actually delicate and her figure is very slim.
"She?" The fat man was caught off guard by this twist, "She's been here for several years."
"How could she marry -" He Lingchuan gestured to him, "-you? No offense, but you two really don't seem to be a good match." The two of them were like flowers embedded in cow dung, or jade embedded in mud.
Fatty Wang's face turned red, not from shame, but from distension.
"There are so many men in the village, but she fell in love with me and would not marry me!" He said sternly, "Isn't it possible?"
"Okay, okay, I just don't know what she wants from you. Does she like to sleep or not take a shower?"
"I have money!" The fat man squeezed out his words through his teeth. "I went out to work hard in my early years and came back with money!"
He Lingchuan sighed, murmured a few words, as if a pearl was covered in dust, and then asked: "How many children do you have?"
"...Two." Why did this kid come here to cause trouble? Did he fall in love with Zhu, or was he hooked up with her?
Fatty Wang had just been furious and didn't think much about it. Now that his anger had subsided, he started to feel something was wrong.
"Where is the child?" He Lingchuan glanced into the inner room, "I don't think I saw him."
There was no sound at all in the inner room.
At first glance, this fat man had a firecracker personality that could not tolerate being angered, but despite being humiliated repeatedly to such an extreme extent, it didn't even explode. He Lingchuan guessed that these guys were really planning to do something later in the night.
The fat man choked up. Why was this man asking questions like cannonballs, one after another, urgent and fast? It was really difficult to deal with it.
Fortunately, he was a little quick-witted and said vaguely: "I sent it to a relative's house in the town. I'll play for two days and then come back."
He was very afraid that He Lingchuan would ask "which relative" next.
Fortunately, it didn't.
At this time, Mrs. Zhu came out with a pot of boiling water and two wooden cups, and poured water for each of them.
He Lingchuan didn't drink, and neither did Fatty.
Because he suddenly thought that some farmers kept rat poison in their homes, saying that it is most poisonous to women's hearts. If this woman falls into the water...
"You have a rest. I'll go back to the room. If you need anything, call me." The fat man was feeling angry. He turned to Zhu with a bad expression and said, "Come on, come into the room with me."
Let's vent our anger on this little girl first. Now that he is the "head of the family", no matter how he tortures his own women in his own territory, the kid named He can only listen.
As soon as he stood up, the chair creaked again, as if he was glad that it didn't fall apart. Zhu looked at the chair and knew that the end of following him into the room would be worse than this chair.
what to do?
The only savior is the young man from the He family in the room and his bodyguards.
She was feeling anxious when He Lingchuan's voice came from behind Fatty: "By the way, Fatty Master, what's going on with the Shuiling tablet?"
The direction was too strong, and the fat man had to turn around: "What's wrong?"
"Drawing on water, the water spirit you worship is the spirit in this lake, right?" He Lingchuan pointed to the big lake outside, "What is the original form of the water spirit you have here?"
"Ah, yes." The fat man couldn't answer this question, but the woman behind him closed her mouth as tightly as a clam shell. "Why are you interested in it?"
Since the Shui Ling Temple has been built here, it means that the local water god has been officially canonized and has an establishment. However, the types of monsters can be said to be all kinds of strange. Unless the locals tell the outsiders, there is no way for outsiders to know what the original water god is.