Everyone in the main hall was looking left and right to find the source of the sound.
Lin Mengya lowered her head and pretended not to see anything.
There was another muffled sound, but almost everyone heard it coming from His Royal Highness.
At this moment, everyone's expressions changed slightly.
"Third brother, I'm feeling a little uncomfortable. I wonder if I can borrow your guest room."
No matter how thick-skinned the prince is, there are times when he can't stand it now.
Certain impulses were like tigers that could not be restrained from coming out. Although he tried his best to endure them, they still came out one after another.
"Okay, Butler Deng, take the prince to the guest room."
Long Tianyu's face was expressionless, but there was light floating in his eyes.
Only he saw the woman beside him, smiling so wildly that her branches were trembling.
She is probably the only one in this world who is so bold.
The prince's face still had a very noble look. But after he stood up, it seemed that he could not be blocked. A series of muffled sounds were like dark thunder in the sky.
Although I tried my best to endure it, it was extremely clear.
Moreover, along with the strange noise, a foul smell suddenly filled the main hall.
Lin Mengya raised her head and looked at the prince, who always regarded himself as noble and elegant. His fair face almost turned into the color of pig liver. It was so good.
"His Royal Highness, what are you—"
Of course, the result is so clear now. Everyone knows what happened. Long Qinghan has long been used to the prince's ostentatious appearance, and he stepped in front of the prince in a flash.
But the look of concern on his face was particularly annoying in the prince's eyes.
"Get out of the way!"
The prince with a bad tone wished he could rush back to his palace right now.
He felt his stomach and intestines churn for a while, and then, the harsh sound, beating various gongs and drums, surged out of his valley while somersaulting.
As a royal, every move he makes must comply with etiquette.
This kind of matter can only be resolved privately.
But the strange thing is that today, it is completely out of his control.
He only felt that his stomach was getting more and more swollen, and he had to release it properly to relieve the pain.
But every time he released a part of it, he regretted it so much that he wanted to commit suicide on the spot. He jumped up involuntarily, as if he had been burned, and finally found that it had no effect.
I wanted to cover the disobedient place with my hand, but as soon as I took it, I suddenly realized that it would be even more unsightly.
The dignified prince of the Jin Dynasty has now become a monkey being played with.
"want Don’t declare yourself an imperial physician! Lin Kui, go to the palace and invite the best imperial physician. If you don’t support your master quickly, what are you doing there?”
Long Qinghan shouted sharply and sternly, but he refused to move away from the prince.
The little eunuch who was serving the prince had never seen anything like this before. He hurriedly tried to help the prince, but he waved him away.
"Go away!"
The prince's face was as gloomy as ink, but he didn't know whether it was because the force he exerted just now distracted him from controlling his body, or whether it was because of his physical condition, which made him really sad.
There was only a crisp sound of "squeak", mixed with the sound of cotton cracking. Suddenly, the prince wanted to get into the mouse hole.
“Mom, the prince’s cousin—”
Resisting the urge to pinch her nose, Lin Mengwu now became even more disgusted with her prince cousin.
How could the emperor do such a disrespectful thing?
Lin Mengya's heart burst into laughter. Fortunately, she was prepared and had five or six sachets secretly hanging around her.
Long Tianyu, who was sitting next to her, also benefited from it. He could only smell a faint smell of the pungent smell.
Fortunately, the main hall was large and had good air circulation. Soon, the putrid smell gradually dissipated.
But just when the prince thought that his disaster was finally over, Lin Zhongyu, who had been sitting by the door, staggered out.
I saw that her jade-like little face was all red at the moment.
He rubbed the side of his head with his little hand, and then it lay crookedly in the middle.
"Oh my God, Master Yu fainted!"
Bai Shao immediately rushed out shouting, covering his face with a handkerchief, and with two boys, he lifted Lin Zhongyu with all kinds of hands and feet.
Huh? Lin Mengya looked at Lin Zhongyu, whose body was limp and collapsed on the ground. It seemed that she had not arranged this drama!
Could it be that Xiaoyu’s old injury has recurred?
Lin Mengya hurriedly wanted to leave the table to take a look, but Bai Zhi, who had been standing behind her, pulled her cuffs.
Looking back, he saw the little girl blinking at him.
Lin Mengya immediately understood that this was actually an impromptu performance by Xiaoyu and Bai Shao.
Really——
A different kind of excitement!
The prince of a country actually made people faint with his farts. This sounds like the most ridiculous thing in the world.
Even if they don't say anything, the followers and slaves outside can hear it clearly.
At this moment, the prince's face was thrown to the ground and could never be picked up again.
"Your Highness" The little eunuch who was waved aside turned pale.
This man, who usually cares about face the most, has turned out to be so ugly. I'm afraid it will be very difficult for them to go back.
"Hurry up and help me to the guest room!"
The prince's words were almost squeezed out from between his teeth.
If possible, he really wants to let Yulin Wei kill everyone here!
Especially, it was Long Qinghan who stood in front of him and was obviously watching a joke!
"Your Majesty, please! Do you need to prepare a soft sedan for you? It's probably not convenient to ride a horse." With a flash of his body, Long Qinghan made way for him.
It was originally a considerate greeting, but in the prince's ears, it sounded particularly joking.
If his mother hadn't said that he should now concentrate on taking on the task of supervising the country, I'm afraid he would have found an excuse to kill this despicable little bastard.
What's more, after such a big joke happened.
"Concubine Virtue, please forgive me, Your Majesty. I have to go see the Crown Prince and take my leave."
Shangguan Qing, who thought she would rely on the prince's power to take revenge, also resigned with a cold face.
He pulled Lin Mengwu and hurriedly followed the prince out of the main hall door.
Although the prince's footsteps were very fast, the loud voice could be heard from time to time.
Every time, I could hear the guards around the prince pretending to cough.
However, after everyone understood it, the attempt to conceal it became even more ridiculous.
"You all go down. You are not allowed to go near the main hall without my order."
Lin Mengya sat upright and sent all the servants out of the main hall.
"If you want to laugh, just laugh. Don't hold yourself back."
When the masters and her confidants were the only ones left in the hall, Lin Mengya said softly.
"Pfft—haha, hahahaha—"
Long Qinghan, who had a lively temperament, was the first to laugh out loud, but he didn't want to be heard, so he lowered his laughter.
Immediately afterwards, Bai Zhi behind Lin Mengya, and then Aunt Jinyue beside Concubine Lian De also covered her face and smiled.
Empress De Fei, who had always had a sullen face, finally showed a smile. She pointed at Lin Mengya and gently wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes.
"Your Majesty, okay, don't hold it in any longer."
Lin Mengya turned her head and looked at Long Tianyu with a smile.
She is not a fool. Just now, Long Tianyu tried to hold back his laughter , even the body is tense.
"You!"
Long Tianyu shook his head, and for the first time in his life, a bright smile appeared on his handsome face.
That smile was like a melting glacier, instantly bringing life to that handsome face.
Lin Mengya was mesmerized by the sight. She had never known that when a man smiled, his eyebrows were as dazzling as the brightest fireworks.
It shocked her whole life, and she couldn't help but laugh too, not because of the joke in front of her, but because of him.
How can there be such a beautiful smile in this world?
Lin Mengya stared at Long Tianyu almost infatuatedly. Her innocent nymphomaniac look was completely unlike the usually smart and wise Princess Yu.
"Third sister-in-law, you are really a genius! I, Long Qinghan, have never admired anyone, but now, I have convinced you!"
Long Qinghan laughed so much that he rolled to the ground and kept beating the ground. He still looked like a handsome young man.
Even Concubine De laughed to tears, but when she thought of the previous scene, she couldn't stop.
Even on the emperor's birthday, those folk jugglers deliberately acted ugly to make people laugh, but they didn't have the same effect today.
"Hey! Where did the Sixth Prince start talking about this? Your Highness, it is obviously because of a bad stomach and eating a lot of good food, that's why he is like this. However, he is a blessing in disguise. The accumulation of silt in
After all the waste gas is discharged from the body, you will definitely feel refreshed and refreshed."
Lin Mengya told the truth. In fact, she did not poison her at all.
But last time, when she administered poison to the prince, she discovered that the prince's gastrointestinal function was somewhat disturbed due to years of pampering.
In addition, I added a little bit of primer to the wine. Ordinary people would not have any reaction after drinking it, but people like the prince, who had stagnant exhaust gas, would experience constant gassing.
What's more, the so-called antidote she gave the prince was nothing more than a drug that accelerated the body's detoxification.
Only by working in many ways can such a gorgeous effect be achieved.
It's just that the smell is really a bit indecent.
"So that's it, Qinghan has learned a lesson. From now on, even if he offends the third brother, Qinghan won't dare to offend the third sister-in-law at all. If I was treated like this by the third sister-in-law, I might as well just kill him."
No wonder, the third brother told him not to mess with this third sister-in-law. It turned out that this was the reason.
Immediately, I felt deep admiration for this third sister-in-law whom I heard was better than meeting her at first sight.
Even the prince followed suit. How could such a woman really be described as ruthless?
"Ya'er, you are really naughty. If the imperial doctor finds out, won't it affect Yu'er?"
