"Just today? You mean... I can fall in love with you today?"
Bai Ruyue opened her watery almond eyes, a little surprised.
She thought it would take at least ten days and a half.
The corner of Li Nanke's lips twitched, and he stopped teasing the other person, and seriously persuaded him: "Eldest Princess, you can't fall in love with someone just by talking about it. This thing is simple but also complicated. What you can't do, you can't do it."
Force yourself to fall in love with someone, do you understand?"
"I must force myself!"
Bai Ruyue, who usually hates being looked down upon by others, couldn't hear such words and said domineeringly.
Li Nanke smiled: "Okay, let me analyze it for you. You said you hate me, so you want to fall in love with me. Don't you think this is contradictory? You already hate me, how can you fall in love with me?"
"It doesn't matter."
Bai Ruyue waved her hand, she had her own ideas.
In her opinion, hating the other person is because you really hate him, but falling in love with the other person is because you want to cure his illness. These are completely different things.
If you don't hate it, how can you kill your love when the time comes?
You treat me as my wife and want to give it to me for free?
Li Nanke had no choice but to continue to persuade patiently: "Okay, even if you fall in love with me, do you think you will still hate me when the time comes? Love and hate are inherently opposites. Will you still be willing to separate from me?"
Originally, the first two sentences made Bai Ruyue think, but the last sentence made the eldest princess, who was proud by nature, laugh.
"Li Nanke, you don't really think you are very attractive, do you?"
Bai Ruyue raised her chin slightly, her flawless and charming face filled with absolute confidence and arrogance, as well as her disdain for men, "Don't worry, I'm not the kind of 28-year-old girl who's in bloom all day long. Just you, you can still
It’s not enough for this princess to love you wholeheartedly for the rest of her life!”
The woman's arrogant look was clearly meant to express a sentence——
This princess must not have any feelings.
Li Nanke found that he really couldn't understand the other person's brain circuit, and said helplessly: "Your Highness, I'm not saying how charming I am, loving this thing is terrible-"
"Okay, you don't have to scare me anymore."
Bai Ruyue waved her hands impatiently, "Just tell me how I fell in love with you in such a short time!"
Li Nanke could see that the princess was now completely in the dark.
Anyone's advice is useless.
Of course, he couldn't understand the other person's mood.
Although that kind of strange disease is not a painful torture that is worse than life, but as the princess of Dazhen, she always falls into desire, which is more uncomfortable than death for her who is aloof by nature.
Sometimes she even thought about committing suicide.
Now that I finally have the opportunity to be cured, I will never hesitate.
Isn't it just that you love someone and then dump them?
Very simple!
Li Nanke said: "I'm sorry, princess, I can't give you any advice, because I don't understand this thing either."
Bai Ruyue narrowed her apricot eyes, and sarcasm burst out from the slits in her eyes: "Don't pretend to be honest in front of me. Your boss Leng Xinnan clearly has a good impression of you. Isn't this your method?"
Okay, why have you become smarter now?
Li Nanke spread his hands: "I don't know if Sister Leng has a crush on me, and I won't use any means. But if the princess insists on giving me a plan on how to love, it's very simple. Kiss her first and then have sex."
"What?"
Bai Ruyue was stunned.
Immediately, her pretty face was instantly covered with frost, and she slapped the table hard: "Presumptuous!"
Li Nanke smiled and said: "Look, this is a normal interaction between lovers. You can't even do this, and you still say you want to love me? So, princess, go find someone else. I'm really not suitable for you."
"Do you think I am a fool?"
Bai Ruyue suddenly took out a stack of books from under the table and threw them in front of Li Nanke.
When the man saw it, he was a little dumbfounded.
These books are all romance novels circulating on the market, and there are even some banned books.
Obviously the princess had done her homework in advance.
Bai Ruyue was very satisfied with the man's shocked expression and sneered: "Although I have never experienced love between men and women, you can read about other people's. In these books, many people who love each other before they get married have nothing to do with you.
That kind of kiss in the bridal chamber or something like that!"
Li Nanke picked up a book called "Silver Ping Lan" and asked: "It's not in this book either?"
Bai Ruyue blushed and said coldly: "That book doesn't count!"
Li Nanke smiled and said: "Princess, a novel is a novel after all. The love and love described in it have a certain romantic color, which is different from reality."
"Nonsense, don't I know? That's why I asked you to find a way."
Bai Ruyue's tone was inexplicably a little guilty.
Li Nanke was also annoyed and said casually: "Okay, you don't need to kiss in the wedding ceremony, but you should accept holding hands and hugging. I don't believe there are no scenes of holding hands in these books?"
Holding hands and hugging?
The eldest princess's thin eyebrows, which were stained with ink, frowned.
If Li Nanke had said at the beginning that he wanted to "hold hands and hug", she would definitely have disagreed.
But after experiencing the verbal bombardment of "kissing in the wedding room", I feel that "holding hands and hugging" doesn't seem particularly difficult to accept.
After all, this standard has been lowered a lot.
After some extreme confusion in her heart, Bai Ruyue bit her lip and said softly: "It's okay to hold hands, but hugging... I have to think about it. If it's not necessary, it's best to forget it."
"Can."
Without saying a word, Li Nanke stretched out his hand to grab the catkin of the other party.
"What are you doing!" Bai Ruyue was startled, hurriedly stepped back and leaned against the wooden frame, and said sternly, "Li Nanke, how dare you be so presumptuous!?"
The man's face was expressionless: "Can't we hold hands?"
"But...this..."
When Bai Ruyue came to her senses, her dimples turned as crimson as peach blossoms, and she subconsciously put her small white hands behind her back, her expression extremely tangled, and she completely lost her previous calmness.
After all, as far back as she can remember, she has never held hands with someone of the opposite sex.
It was hard to accept for a while.
Li Nanke shrugged and smiled: "So, princess, love doesn't come like this, so don't embarrass yourself."
After saying that, the man turned around and walked towards the door.
"stop!"
Just as he was about to open the door, a woman's voice came.
Bai Ruyue's face changed. Finally, she gritted her silver teeth and stretched out her jade-like white catkins with great difficulty.
"bring it on."
The woman turned away her head and looked away, as if she was on the execution platform.
Li Nanke was a little surprised.
Looking at the other person's behavior, he felt inexplicably happy. The man smiled and walked over without being pretentious.
Listening to the footsteps getting closer and closer, Bai Ruyue felt her heart tightening. She wanted to retract her hand several times, but she still suppressed it.
"The eldest princess."
The man suddenly spoke up.
Bai Ruyue said angrily: "If you want to hold hands, hurry up. How can a grown man be more stubborn than a woman!"
"Then please let go of your hand. How can I hold it if you make it into a fist?"
Li Nanke said helplessly.
ah?
Bai Ruyue was stunned, and when she looked back, she realized that her fists had been clenched tightly at some point, and she didn't even realize that her slightly sharp nails were piercing the flesh of her palms.
The woman was a little embarrassed, blushing and letting go of her hand.
Before she could react, a warm hand firmly grasped her catkin.
At this moment, Bai Ruyue's mind was a little blank.
It was as if the other person was holding not her hand, but her heart.
Rejection, anger, shyness, confusion, timidity, disgust, panic... a series of emotions filled every part of her body, and it felt like goosebumps were about to appear.
Women's hands are soft and cool.
It seems to be carved from the best white jade suet in the world, evenly coated with powder, the fingers are slender, and the tip is slightly translucent like jade.
Li Nanke couldn't help but be fascinated by what he saw.
These were definitely the most beautiful hands he had ever seen.
Even though the hands of Madam Luo Qianqiu and Leng Xinnan are both beautiful, they are still slightly inferior to the pair in front of me.
She is worthy of being a princess. She has carefully maintained every part of her body since she was a child, which explains what a true golden body is.
"Okay...are you ready?"
Bai Ruyue's voice trembled slightly, especially when she felt that the man seemed to be gently stroking the back of her hand with his fingers. The strong repulsion, disgust, and shyness became more and more obvious.
If her proud character hadn't supported her refusal to admit defeat, she would have retracted her hand long ago.
"This is just the beginning, why are you so anxious?"
Li Nanke, who originally just wanted to tease the other person, was a little reluctant to let go of his little hand.
It's like he is still recalling Meng Xiaotu's sugar lips.
Have their own characteristics.
Bai Ruyue's plump lips were bitten with blood and she had to continue to endure.
Somehow, that night came back to her mind...
An unbearable memory like a nightmare.
You have been taken advantage of so much by this man, so what does it mean to be held back now?
Thinking of this, Bai Ruyue suddenly felt relieved.
The tense emotions gradually relaxed a lot at this moment, and his eyes no longer avoided, and he fixedly looked at the hands held together.
His hands... are so warm.
Such an idea suddenly appeared in the woman's mind.
…
Coming out of the house, there were already several stars hanging in the sky.
The gauze of night unconsciously covered everything near and far, making the lanterns hung in front of each house very eye-catching.
Even though he had touched the princess's hand, Li Nanke still felt it was ridiculous.
Even though it's ridiculous, it's also a bit funny.
Some of the psychopaths in this world are quite interesting.
Turning around the familiar alley, Li Nanke entered the forest path. There was no light at this time, everything around him was gray, and even the path was vaguely difficult to identify, blending in with the surroundings.
He had walked this road home countless times.
I can go home with my eyes closed.
The black mountains in the distance are like giants, oppressing them in the night.
Li Nanke thought about what dinner his wife had prepared for tonight, and recalled the warm and fragrant experience of holding his wife in his arms last night. He couldn't help but quicken his pace, preparing to take a step closer tonight.
The cool breeze blows, the leaves rustle, and the branches sway slowly.
A very strong smell of powder penetrated the man's nose.
fragrance?
Li Nanke stood still and looked forward with squinted eyes.
In the shadow of the trees, there was a vague figure standing there, swaying with the wind, like a ghost being hung up.
who is it?
Li Nanke tightened his grip on the handle of the knife, feeling uneasy.
At this time, he heard the slightest sound of thread rubbing behind him and on both sides, as if someone was doing some needlework.
But Li Nanke could clearly feel that his escape route was blocked.
Master!
With his heart pounding, he slowly walked towards the figure.
As his vision narrowed, Li Nanke saw clearly that it was indeed a human figure.
Judging from the body shape, it is unclear whether he is a man or a woman. The wide sleeves float with the wind, and are surprisingly consistent with the swaying branches around him.
"Who is your Excellency?"
Li Nanke asked in a deep voice.
The other party did not respond, but Li Nanke could feel the eyes hidden in the dark staring at him with interest.
This made Li Nanke feel inexplicably uncomfortable.
The other person's eyes are too aggressive.
It was as if he was a little lamb waiting to be slaughtered, being looked at greedily by this mysterious shadow prey, who would pounce on him and devour him in the next second.
"I'm looking for someone."
A man's voice? No, it seems to be a woman's voice?
Li Nanke was a little confused.
When I think about it carefully, I think it's more like a man who deliberately holds his voice to pretend to be a female voice, but it's not the same as the eunuchs in movies and TV shows.
"I wonder who you are looking for?" Li Nanke asked.
"My man."
The other party continued to answer in that strange voice.
Li Nanke's hand holding the handle of the knife was sweating, and he said in a cold voice: "Is your man lost here?"
"His name is...Dong Wankun."
What!?
Li Nanke's complexion suddenly changed, the hairs on his neck stood up, and there was a wave of panic in his heart.
Is this Dong Wankun’s woman?
No, she's Dong Wankun's mistress?
Male or not, female or not?
Li Nanke never expected that Dong Wankun would have such a master mistress. His heart sank and he said coldly, "I don't know who this Kun is. You have found the wrong person."
"Kekeke..."
The person opposite let out a very harsh and disgusting laugh.
Whoosh!
Li Nanke only felt a figure flash in front of him. The other person flashed like a ghost and stood less than four or five meters away from him. The nauseating smell of rouge became even stronger.
Li Nanke stared and finally saw the other person's face clearly.
It was an extremely pale face.
He had obviously applied a lot of rouge, his figure was thin, and his lips were painted extremely bright red, as if he had drank blood.
From the silhouette of the other person, it can be determined that it is a man.
The temperament is obviously more like that of a woman.
Wearing a black robe and disheveled hair, he is the black impermanence coming out of the underworld.
A more accurate description would be Hei Wuchang who has been castrated.
"Do you think I believe it?"
The yin-yang weirdo said quietly.
While thinking about countermeasures, Li Nanke said: "I remembered, you are talking about Dong Qianhu. He has been killed on the order of the eldest princess because he colluded with the people of Tianqiong Sect."
"Xiao Langjun, I also guessed that he is dead."
The weirdo continued with a strange smile, "But how he died and why he died, I have to figure it out. After all, he is my man and my favorite A-kun."
"You should ask the eldest princess, not me."
Li Nanke felt a little nauseous.
The Yin Yang Monster said: "No, you are the answer. Originally, I thought about killing you to avenge A Kun. But now I have changed my mind. You will take A Kun's place, okay?"
Li Nanke couldn't bear it anymore and yelled: "You are so sick in your head, aren't you!"
"Then it depends on whether you are my good medicine."
The weirdo disappeared from his eyes with a swish. The next moment, Li Nanke felt a tap on his shoulder and turned around hurriedly. The other person was five meters away from him with a face full of teasing.
"This body is awesome, I will definitely like it."
The weirdo licked his scarlet lips.
Such a fast movement... Li Nanke's heartbeat was beating like a drum, and the cold sweat on his back had already soaked his clothes. He said in a ferocious voice: "I don't care who you are, you'd better not mess with me, otherwise -"
"Otherwise you would eat me?"
Snapped!
The shoulder was tapped again.
The yin-yang weirdo said sadly: "I'm not sad that Akun is dead, but at least there must be someone to replace him. Young Master, any woman will be moved by your appearance, let alone me."
From today on, you are my man, and I will love you well, hehehehehe..."
As he spoke, the weirdo's pale claws clawed at Li Nanke's shoulders.
Tsk!
The nearly three-foot-long green sword light instantly shone in the dark night mountain forest.
The weirdo who retreated in time let out a light sigh, looked down at the torn robe, and said with a dull look: "You don't seem to be a cultivated person, but you have such exquisite sword skills. Xiaolangjun gave me a surprise.
."
Li Nanke was a little desperate.
The knife that had been charged for a long time only cut the opponent's clothes. How strong is this person's cultivation?
"Young Master, please go back with me."
The weirdo grabbed Li Nanke again, twice as fast as before.
Li Nanke used his sword to slash again, but the opponent saw the trajectory and easily dodged. In the next moment, Li Nanke's shoulder was firmly grasped by the opponent's sharp claws.
Severe pain came from his shoulder, and the pain made Li Nanke's eyes flash with stars.
The hand holding the handle of the knife also fell softly.
It was clearly a dislocated joint.
"Young man, please be obedient. Only if you are obedient will I give you candy. Otherwise, you will be beaten."
The Yin-Yang weirdo came close to Li Nanke's ear, took a deep sniff, and said in an extremely greedy tone, "If you break something with such delicate skin and tender flesh, you won't feel so sorry for me."
The strong smell of rouge is mixed with the extremely pungent body odor.
Li Nanke felt as if his scalp was about to split and cursed:
"You are a piece of trash that is both male and female! I have to kill you! Your parents have been unlucky for eight lifetimes and gave birth to a piece of trash like you! Disgusting! You are a bitch! You are a bastard..."
The more Li Nanke scolded, the more unpleasant he sounded.
The originally smiling weirdo's face gradually showed viciousness and anger.
His five fingers slowly clasped together, and his five long nails almost dug into his flesh. Li Nanke was in so much pain that he couldn't even make a sound.
"Xiao Langjun, I don't like you anymore."
The weirdo gently caressed Li Nanke's neck with his other hand and said with a cold smile, "Let's do this. I'll kill you and make your body into a doll. Although it's less fun, it's still obedient, right?"
The weirdo is not a threat, but really has murderous intentions.
The breath of death enveloped Li Nanke's body very clearly, and sharp nails tapped on his throat.
In desperation, Li Nanke took out the brick.
Smash it towards the opponent's head!
But how could he hide this little move from the weirdo? He easily grabbed Li Nanke's wrist and was about to laugh, but Li Nanke let go of his hand... The brick turned into a stream of light and hit the weirdo solidly.
on the forehead.
"boom!"
The weirdo didn't expect this, so he staggered back a few steps, feeling pain in his forehead.
When I touched it with my hand, it was bleeding.
Li Nanke took advantage of this to break free and hurriedly retreated to a big tree, breathing heavily.
"I kill you!!"
Seeing the bright red blood on his fingertips, the Yin Yang Monster's face was ferocious, his whole body was shaking with anger, and his eyes were full of anger.
Ever since he was bleeding from the ghost gun last year, no one has ever hurt him.
This person... deserves to die!
"I'll fuck you, uncle!"
Li Nanke grabbed the flying brick and threw it towards the weirdo again.
The Twilight Man flicked his sleeves lightly, throwing the brick directly to the ground. Then countless silver needles and thin threads flew out from his fingertips and entangled the brick, sticking it to the ground and preventing it from flying back.
I go!
Is this okay?
The failure of the last magic weapon caused Li Nanke to hit rock bottom.
He wanted to use the hidden weapon given by Nie Ying, but the arm was dislocated by the opponent and he couldn't lift it at all.
Ruined!
Seeing the other party slowly approaching, Li Nanke truly felt the fear of death for the first time.
Inadvertently, he suddenly touched the half bottle of 'Red Rain' on his chest.
Reason and madness are in fierce battle.
Fight!
Looking at the cruel bloodthirsty murderous intent in the Yin Yang Monster's eyes, Li Nanke gritted his teeth, opened his mouth, and drank half of the bottle of 'Red Rain'.