In the end, Li Nanke's dream of dual cultivation was shattered by a woman's blow.
Seeing Li Nanke running away with his head in his hands, Sister Goose, who was standing by the pond, gloated about her misfortune and let out a goose call.
But before the goose's cry lasted for ten seconds, she saw a man running towards it carrying bricks. Sister Goose was so frightened that she jumped into the pond. Two anthuriums slid towards the middle of the pond as if they were equipped with turbines.
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When he looked back, he found that Mr. Turtle, who had been blocking it just now, was being pushed to the ground and being rubbed by the villain...
Sister Goose stared blankly, her eyes gradually softening.
Damn it, you're quite honest.
After cleaning up Mr. Turtle, Li Nanke said to his wife seriously: "I'm not kidding. If I want to do something big, not only must my appearance and IQ be excellent, but my cultivation must also be outstanding."
Okay, this way we have the ability to protect ourselves. But now that I am so old, the best time to practice has passed, so only men and women practicing together is the right way."
Luo Qianqiu shook her head. "My husband, if you want to be more practical, there are not many shortcuts to practice in this world. No matter how talented you are, you must be down-to-earth to achieve results."
Perhaps because she couldn't bear her husband's disappointment, the woman said again:
"It's not that there are no methods by fellow practitioners, such as some rather evil supplementary harvesting techniques, but such techniques can also cause backlash on oneself as well as hurting others.
The conditions for orthodox practitioners' methods are extremely demanding. Firstly, they need the most advanced exercises as assistance. Secondly, the required practitioners have a physique that is rare in the world. It does not mean that you can practice with any woman.
You can benefit from it.
Even though Lord Leng’s physique is very special, she is just experiencing the pleasure of sexual intercourse as a couple and improving some of her physique. The biggest beneficiary is her, not you..."
Hearing his wife bring the topic to Leng Xinnan, Li Nanke quickly waved his hand to stop. "Okay, I understand, this kind of practice method is not feasible anyway, right?"
"It's not impossible, it's just difficult."
Luo Qianqiu sat upright, with a serious tone in her tone.
What the miracle doctor's wife can find difficult is basically impossible.
Li Nanke lost his mind and asked again: "Is there any method that is faster and easier to practice?"
The woman thought for a moment, then got up and entered the house.
While drinking tea, she handed several books to Li Nanke. "These are some exercises left by Master. They are all equally difficult to practice. Whichever one you like, just practice it."
Li Nanke's eyes lit up and he quickly took it.
After turning the page, he suddenly looked up and asked: "Madam, are your cultivation levels also very powerful?"
"I am unable to practice cultivation due to my physical limitations."
Luo Qianqiu felt sad.
Li Nanke looked suspicious. "The more beautiful a woman is, the better she lies."
Luo Qianqiu smiled elegantly. "So I didn't lie."
Looking at the ordinary face that has nothing to do with women and beauty, Li Nanke shrugged and said: "But in my eyes, Madam is the most beautiful woman in the world."
Luo Qianqiu stopped talking.
He looked at the other person with a meaningful look, biting his plump lips gently with his teeth, his expression half-smiling.
"My husband is very good at pleasing women."
"Really? I'm just telling the truth from my heart." Li Nanke looked confused.
Without waiting for the woman to continue testing, Li Nanke flipped through the pages of the book and took a closer look.
Luo Qianqiu opened her mouth, but she didn't want to be disturbed.
These exercises are relatively basic, such as the ‘Double Holy Fingers’, ‘Gale Wind Kicks’, ‘Xunfeng Sword Sutra’…
Li Nanke looked at it for a long time and found nothing to his liking.
"anything else?"
"Gone."
Luo Qianqiu shook her head.
Seeing her husband's distress, the woman said softly: "How about forget it. Although these exercises are simple to get started with, they also require years of hard practice and are very hard."
Li Nanke slapped his legs heavily, stood up and said: "If a man wants to achieve something, he must first work hard on his mind, work his muscles and bones, and starve his body... This little pain is nothing! I, Li Nanke, can't do anything else, and I have to endure hardship.
OK."
After hearing her husband's words, although Luo Qianqiu's face was calm, her eyes were shining.
"That's it!"
Li Nanke took out a copy of "Hunyuan Thunderbolt Hands", walked into the courtyard and said in a deep voice, "Start practicing today!"
One minute later.
The physically and mentally exhausted man slumped on the lounge chair holding the big white goose and refused to move.
…
The sky is clear with clouds, the mountains are high and the moon is small.
While his wife was taking a bath, Li Nanke once again entered his own red rain dream.
This time he brought two white beads.
One was obtained from the execution of the monster Old Man Qin, and the other was obtained from Qin Qin's nightmare tonight.
As soon as Li Nanke sat down at the table, the two beads on his body flew up out of thin air and disappeared across the street.
This time, a figure faintly appeared in the air.
But before Li Nanke could take a closer look, the shadow disappeared.
"Let's make an agreement first. I'll give you two at once. If you don't give me a reward this time, then I won't give it again in the future."
Li Nanke quickly dropped the harsh words to prevent the other party from having sex with him in vain again.
Fortunately, this time the other party did not have the idea of having sex for free.
The familiar iron box clanged loudly on the table.
It's like a rich woman casually threw a wad of money to the pretty boy, showing contempt but also a bit of love.
Li Nanke couldn't help but smile. "Isn't that right? Everyone has their own needs. I will try my best to satisfy you from now on, and you don't want me to be in vain. Only if we cooperate sincerely can we be sustainable."
Li Nanke opened the iron box as he spoke.
There are three talisman seals inside.
The talisman seal is light white in color, with many "boys" written on it densely, as if crawling with ants, and the thickness is extremely thin.
Even if you hold it in your hand, you can't perceive the information about the talisman.
"Is this an amulet?"
Li Nanke was puzzled.
Unfortunately, no one responded. After pondering for a while, Li Nanke had no clue and had to leave the Red Rain Dreamland.
Back in the real room, Li Nanke took out three talismans and continued to study them.
If it was really an amulet, he would still be a little disappointed.
After all, there are bricks to protect the body, so there is no need for magic weapons with overlapping functions. It is better to have something with strong attack power.
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In order to prevent making a big noise in the room, Li Nanke picked up a talisman and walked to the open space outside the house to experiment.
Whoosh!
The talisman is thrown out.
There was no movement.
Li Nanke scratched his head, picked up the talisman and rubbed it between his fingers a few times, but there was still no reaction.
"How do you use this thing? Is it fake?"
Li Nanke gritted his teeth and prepared to tear it apart.
But this seemingly thin layer of talisman seal is actually so tough that it cannot be torn apart even with great strength.
The man had a bad feeling in his heart.
Doesn't it require spiritual power to be activated, and it cannot be used by ordinary people?
If that's the case, that would be too much of a trap.
Unwilling to be reconciled, Li Nanke continued to try other methods until he didn't know what illness he had, crumpled the talisman into a ball and put it in his mouth, and a mysterious breath suddenly erupted.
I went and actually had to use my mouth.
Before the man could complain, his body disappeared instantly.
…
The backyard of the Night Patrol Division's official residence.
The room where Meng Xiaotu lives is filled with heat.
Thick steaming white mist emerged from the tub, and a layer of colorful flowers spread on the water made the mist a little sweeter.
The round-faced girl soaked comfortably in the bucket, enjoying the feeling of comfort all over her body.
He kept humming a little tune in his mouth.
In the steaming mist, the exquisite girl's body was faintly exposed.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew the window screen.
The candlelight flickered and flickered on and off.
Perhaps because she had been tired for a day, the girl with a high level of cultivation did not pay attention. But Li Nanke, who appeared in the room, was completely confused.
He pinched his thigh to make sure he was not dreaming.
It turned out to be a teleportation talisman!
What an artifact!
If you encounter danger in the future, this will definitely be your life-saving trump card.
However, soon, the man slowly cooled down from the extreme surprise and excitement, especially when he looked at the girl in front of him...who was bathing with her back to him, her handsome face gradually darkened.
Your uncle, why did you teleport me to such a scene?
I'm going to die!
Li Nanke even wanted to hit people.
Before the girl noticed, the man decided to sneak away quietly, secretly regretting not taking the two teleportation talismans with him. Otherwise, he could just disappear without taking a single cloud with him.
Wow!
Coincidentally, the girl had finished taking a bath at this time. She stood up and turned around to get a towel when she saw Li Nanke who had just raised one foot.
The two of them stared at each other with wide eyes.
One is more confused than the other.
Time passed silently, as if the world had changed.
In the end, it was Li Nanke who broke the calm and asked with a strong and arrogant expression on his face: "I just want to ask, does your melon stay cooked?"