Hearing Li Nanke's outrageous words, Helan Xiaoxiao retreated in panic, folded her arms in front of her chest, and stared at the man with wary eyes. Her pretty childish face was flushed, which was particularly touching.
The pain all over Li Nanke became more and more severe, as if there were insects biting in the flesh and blood in every wound.
"You woman don't understand anything at all."
The man bared his teeth and explained patiently, "Anyway, come here first and I'll check it out. Don't worry, I won't hurt you."
Helan Xiaoxiao shook her head like a rattle: "No."
She still understands that men and women have different concepts.
Li Nanke clenched his fists: "Take a look! Is it difficult?"
Seeing the man about to get up, Helan Xiaoxiao ran directly into the area of the piranha.
The woman who experienced the danger just now is still very smart. She knows that the piranha will not attack her, but will attack Li Nanke. As long as she stays here, the other party will not bully her.
But who would have thought that as soon as she stepped into the area of piranha flowers, those beautiful flowers and leaves seemed to sense something and started to squirm as before.
The ferocious cracks opened again, and all the terrifying eyeballs were fixed on Helan Xiaoxiao.
The woman was also stunned by this scene.
Before she could react, blood-red branches emerged from the ground and wrapped around her straight calves, hanging her up directly.
"ah--"
Helan Xiaoxiao screamed instinctively in her throat.
A large piranha mouth half a meter long emerged from the ground and bit into the pale woman.
"Take off your clothes quickly!"
Li Nanke reacted very quickly, realized the problem instantly, and shouted loudly.
But now the woman who was hung up still had the ability to take off her clothes. Fortunately, the man's outer shirt was already loose and slipped down to his arms after being hung upside down.
Helan Xiaoxiao quickly stretched out her arms and her clothes fell down.
thump!
The woman fell into the sand.
Those violent and bloodthirsty piranha flowers quickly returned to their normal state, swaying and blooming under the sun, fresh and beautiful.
Li Nanke breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
This is too scary.
"Bah! Bah!"
Helan Xiaoxiao got up from the sand and wiped the sand around her mouth with the back of her hand. Fortunately, except for some scratches on her arms, there were no serious injuries, but her beautiful face was dusty.
"Why don't you come out quickly?"
Li Nanke shouted to the woman and once again visited the other woman's scenery for free.
"Don't come out!"
Helan Xiaoxiao still chose to stay away from the bad guy Li Nanke.
It is better to not wear clothes without clothes than to be bullied by the other party.
Li Nanke was helpless.
This woman looks 'sillier' than the little rabbit, but she is harder to fool. Apart from some cognitive biases, she is still very smart.
If he spends so much time, he really won't be able to control the other party.
etc!
Looking at the woman trying to cover herself with her arms, Li Nanke suddenly had an idea in his mind.
Could it be that as long as you don't wear clothes, you won't be sensed?
The more men think about it, the more likely it is.
Without saying anything, he endured the pain and itching from the wound and began to take off his clothes.
"what are you doing?"
Seeing Li Nanke's actions, Helan Xiaoxiao was a little confused, but soon understood and said nervously, "You... don't come over! Maybe they will eat you even if you don't wear clothes!"
hehe.
Li Nanke twitched his lips, threw his clothes on the ground and walked directly into the Piranha area.
Swish~~
The quiet piranha squirmed again.
Seeing this, Li Nanke's expression changed, and he hurriedly exited the danger area, yelling: "You're just kidding me, aren't you? Why can't I do it? Are you looking down on others?"
After cursing for a while, the man had to put his clothes back on.
"Come out quickly!" Li Nanke shouted with a livid face.
Being yelled at by the man over and over again, Helan Xiaoxiao, the Empress Dowager, was angry and aggrieved. She flattened her mouth and although she did not cry, tears were clearly welling up in her eyes.
This endearing appearance directly extinguished Li Nanke's anger.
Oh boy, this is so cute.
Recalling what he had just done, Li Nanke also realized that he was in a daze. In addition, the wounds on his body became more and more unbearable, so he simply lay on the ground again, thinking about what was going to happen next.
Now that we have found the Empress Dowager, there is no need to take risks first.
You have to find a way to send the other party away, and then find a way to improve your own strength.
Either kill more monsters, gravemen, and other things in the real world to get more magic weapon rewards. Or you can find a breakthrough in the "Red Rain" and maybe get a glimpse of some practice suitable for you.
I don’t know why, but after he killed the bride with his head last time, he could obviously feel that his abilities had improved a bit after returning to the real world.
The speed, strength and explosive power of drawing the sword have all reached a new level.
Does it mean that while fighting monsters in the world of Red Rain, you can also improve your physical abilities in real life?
Influence each other and assist each other.
"for you."
While thinking, Helan Xiaoxiao cautiously came to him and threw a few flowers and leaves to the man.
They are the flowers and leaves of piranha.
"What are you doing?"
Li Nanke's face twitched a few times when he saw that the previously terrifying man-eating flower leaf was easily pulled off by the woman.
Helan Xiaoxiao looked at the other party's wounds and said with concern: "Kehua can heal wounds, you try it."
"real?"
"Well, I tried it." Helan Xiaoxiao nodded.
In order to prevent her body from being seen, the woman took the risk of picking up the man's coat from the flowers and covering it in front.
If a man pounces on her, she will throw away her clothes and run into the flowers.
Li Nanke looked at the opponent's arm that had been scratched just now. Sure enough, it was as smooth as jade, without a trace of scar.
He tore off a small piece and put it in his mouth.
Don't tell me, it tastes pretty good.
However, when I think of the terrifying and disgusting appearance of the piranha just now, I still feel a little uncomfortable.
Helan Xiaoxiao did not lie. When the flowers and leaves entered his throat, Li Nanke suddenly felt a warm current spreading throughout his body. The pain and itching from the wound also faded a lot, which made him feel quite comfortable.
"This is a miracle medicine."
Li Nanke no longer had any worries and ate all the flowers and leaves that Helan Xiaoxiao had grabbed. The wound healed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he soon returned to his original appearance.
Helan Xiaoxiao's eyebrows burst into a smile: "Look, I didn't lie."
Li Nanke looked at the Empress Dowager Dazhen in front of her with complicated emotions: "You are really kind, and you are lucky to have met me. If you had been met by another man, you would have been sold long ago."
"I'm very smart."
Women are a little dissatisfied with men's contempt.
Seeing the man staring straight at her, Helan Xiaoxiao subconsciously took two steps back.
Li Nanke laughed dumbly: "Don't worry, I won't bully you. I'm really sorry for scaring you just now. I was too impatient."
"I know why you're angry."
After a moment of silence, He Lan Xiaoxiao's eyes averted, feeling very embarrassed, "I had no choice but to hit you on the head that day, and I subconsciously bit you."
Hit me on the head?
Li Nanke was stunned and touched his forehead.
Suddenly he remembered that after he woke up from a coma that day, his wife had bandaged his forehead and there was a wound on it.
It turned out that it was really this woman who beat me.
It's quite brutal.
But considering that I took off the other person's clothes, he deserved it.
The woman's guilty look also made Li Nanke understand why the other party was hesitant and unwilling to answer before.
Apparently he thought he was settling accounts for being beaten that day.
"Tell me what happened that day?"
Li Nanke asked again.
Helan Xiaoxiao looked at the other party and was not angry, then whispered: "You suddenly knocked me down and took off my clothes. In desperation, I touched a stone and beat you. I even bit you.
My wrist... there was a lot of blood, and I even swallowed some."
"What happens after that?"
"After that... I don't know why you went crazy again. You picked up a small white bottle and drank something. Your body seemed to be boiled red and very hot."
Red rain!
Hearing the woman's words, Li Nanke suddenly realized.
It turned out that he drank all the 'Red Rain' in those two bottles. No wonder he became more and more unwell later on.
"What happens next?"
The man continued to ask.
Helan Xiaoxiao said: "Then your body emitted a very dazzling red light, and then I fainted..."
Through the woman's answers, Li Nanke extracted three key pieces of information.
First: The woman drank his blood.
Second: He took a lot of Red Rain.
Third: His body shines.
It was under this circumstance that the Empress Dowager was teleported to the Red Rain World.
But what Li Nanke is more concerned about is whether the other party's innocence has been soiled by him.
If so, a piece of this information must be added.
"Check your body again. Don't check your belly button. That's not the place where babies are born. Do you understand?"
Li Nanke patiently helped the other party do his homework.
Fortunately, Helan Xiaoxiao was more cooperative this time. Under the man's careful explanation, she used her clothes as a shield, checked it carefully, and then said with a blushing face.
"The chastity you mentioned...is there."
"That's good."
Li Nanke finally let go of his worries.
Although it is a man's nature to want to do something 'wrong', especially if the other person's identity is that of a former empress dowager.
Other men don't even have the blessing of meeting each other, let alone taking advantage.
But after all, the other party is innocent.
It's just a matter of men and women without any emotional foundation, and there are many shortcomings.
Besides, Li Nanke is a bit of a germaphobe, so the first woman is also his official wife.
Of course, the idea of a harem still exists.
After all, he has traveled through time, and it is not too much to think about bringing some blessings to the people. He is not that saintly. As long as his wife does not object and the relationship is harmonious, it is best to have a concubine.
But if it hurts each other's feelings, forget it. You are lucky to have a gentle and considerate wife.
After confirming that he had not ruined the other party, Li Nanke felt at ease and began to make the next arrangements: "Now I have to find a way to send you out. The eldest princess is going crazy looking for you."
"Xiao Ruyue must be worried about me."
Helan Xiaoxiao said in despair, "If the Supreme Emperor finds out, Xiao Ruyue and Xiao Weiyang will be punished."
"So I have to send you away from here, but the question is, how?"
Li Nanke had another headache.
He didn't even understand how the other party came, let alone send him away.
Why don't you give me a shot first?
But if he is really beaten to death, then he will be beeping.
Forget it, let's go back to the wedding room first.
Before leaving, Li Nanke glanced at the piranha flowers, his heart moved, and he said to Helan Xiaoxiao: "Empress Dowager, can you pick more of those flowers, so that it will be easier if you get injured in the future."
"OK."
Helan Xiaoxiao hesitated and went to pick flowers.
"Hey, take off your clothes!" Li Nanke reminded quickly, turned around and said, "I won't look at you, so don't worry, take off your clothes."
"Almost forgot."
Helan Xiaoxiao stuck out her kitten tongue, blushed and took off her clothes.
After walking a few steps, she suddenly remembered something and said to the man: "You can just call me Xiaoxiao. I hate people calling me the Queen Mother."
"Xiaoxiao?"
"Um."
"Okay, let's call you Xiaoxiao." Li Nanke didn't care.
"By the way, what's your name?"
"Uh, call me husband." The man was joking, but he was just taking advantage of her.
"Husband? What a strange name."
Helan Xiaoxiao's pretty childlike face showed a trace of doubt, and without thinking much, she shouted: "Husband."
The woman's sweet and waxy baby voice almost made Li Nanke's heart melt.
Am I committing a crime?
Li Nanke’s self-judgment.
…
Returning to the wedding room with a bunch of wilted piranha flowers, Li Nanke found that Princess Shanyun had fallen asleep.
To be precise, he fell into a deep sleep.
There was a layer of dull red light all over the body, flowing like water ripples.
Whether it was the slender goose neck that was white and snowy, or the delicate calves and tender feet, they all glowed with a soft brilliance, which reminded Li Nanke of how the other party looked like an ethereal fairy before.
Thinking of the other party's weak voice before, Li Nanke guessed that the other party might be recuperating, so he didn't bother him.
"Who is this? It's so beautiful."
Helan Xiaoxiao was stunned by the appearance of the woman on the bed.
"She has always been there. The last time you came here, she was in a soul state, so you couldn't see her."
Li Nanke thought for a while and said, "She is Princess Shanyun."
"Beishan Yun?"
Helan Xiaoxiao looked surprised, "I heard Xiao Ruyue said that she seemed to be dead? Just two months ago."
"I can't explain it to you right now. Let's talk about it later."
Guessing that Princess Shanyun might not wake up in a short time, Li Nanke held some man-eating mosaic leaves tightly in his hand, took out a blunderbuss in one hand and told Helan Xiaoxiao,
"I'll leave for a while, and we'll figure out how to get you out after she wakes up. During this period, you'd better not go out and run around, understand? If you're hungry, just eat those piranha flowers... In short, you can
If you don’t go out, try not to go out.”
"Oh, I understand, husband."
Helan Xiaoxiao nodded her little head vigorously, looking like a good baby.
After thinking about it and having nothing to explain, Li Nanke picked up the blunderbuss and shot himself in the head.
…
Back to reality, the room was quiet, and the moon and stars were still bright outside the window.
The piranha in his hand disappeared.
It shows that things in the Red Rain world cannot be brought into reality.
This disappointed Li Nanke.
I still thought that if such a powerful magic medicine was brought into the real world, it could be used by my wife and Sister Leng beside me. It seems that I am too idealistic.
[To be honest, I have been using Yeguo to read and catch up on books recently. I can switch sources and read aloud with many sounds. www. Android and Apple are available.]
Madam Luo Qianqiu, who was originally in his arms, had broken free from his arms and was sleeping peacefully beside her.
Li Nanke glanced behind the bed.
However, he found that Leng Xinnan was not asleep. Sometimes he raised his head slightly, and sometimes curled up a little, as if he was enduring something.
What's wrong, Sister Leng? Your stomach hurts?
The man was puzzled.
When she was confused, the woman suddenly lifted the quilt and got up very carefully.
Then he crossed Luo Qianqiu lightly, fearing to wake the other party. One hand was placed between Li Nanke and Luo Qianqiu, the other hand was placed on the edge of the bed, and he slowly moved towards the bed.
It turned out to be internal anxiety.
Li Nanke suddenly realized that the other party drank two large bowls of medicinal soup before going to bed.
To avoid embarrassment, the man had to pretend to be asleep.
At this time, Leng Xinnan was almost face to face with Li Nanke, and some green hair fell on the man's face, itching and carrying an intoxicating fragrance.
The woman tried to hold her breath for fear of waking anyone.
"Sister Leng, are you feeling anxious?"
In the darkness, Luo Qianqiu's voice suddenly sounded.
"ah?"
The tense Leng Xinnan was startled, but the hand she was holding on the edge of the bed suddenly slipped and fell entirely on Li Nanke's body.
The most coincidental thing is that the lips of the two of them touched each other firmly.
Luo Qianqiu was stunned when she saw this scene.
The bright moonlight shone on the bed, the two of them were kissing each other, and the wife was watching from the side.
The picture is really amazing.
At this moment, Luo Qianqiu finally knew what it meant to shoot oneself in the foot.
