Yuan Baoshu and Yuan Suifeng suddenly felt a chill on their backs, and their intuition told them that they could only nod at this time.
"Yeah, we didn't hear anything!"
"Brother, I'm leaving first."
The two of them left the hall quickly, and Yuan Baoshu was even more grateful that she had asked the servants to go to eat separately, otherwise her sister-in-law would be seen drunk and crazy, which would violate her image in front of the servants.
However, Yuan Baoshu was also very curious about Shiba Mo, why her sister-in-law only sang one line and her brother wouldn't let her listen.
She looked at Yuan Suifeng with pure eyes, "Second brother, can you sing the Eighteen Touches?"
Yuan Suifeng shook his head, but although he couldn't sing, he could guess what the content was. A decent person would not touch a woman's face casually. He still understood the principle of men and women not being intimate.
"Okay, this is not what you should know."
After hearing this, Yuan Baoshu was a little unconvinced. Why couldn't she understand?
"But how can my sister-in-law sing?"
Yuan Suifeng was also puzzled. Yes, my sister-in-law is so good, how could she know this kind of song? She should be just like Baoshu, knowing nothing about this. With her sister-in-law's character, before she left the cabinet,
I'm afraid it's the same as after getting married, never leaving the front door or taking a step forward.
Wait, it wasn’t the elder brother who taught her, right?
Otherwise, wasn't it because the elder brother covered his mouth so quickly just because he had reacted?
I didn't expect that my eldest brother, who usually looks like a gentleman, would actually learn this kind of folk tune in private, and even lead his sister-in-law into mischief. He really knows people but doesn't know her heart.
Yuan Suifeng's expression became serious, "Baoshu, don't mention these three words in front of others in the future."
Although Yuan Baoshu was confused about this, she knew that her second brother would definitely not harm her. She nodded obediently, "I understand."
She would have someone make sobering soup later, and let her sister-in-law drink a few sips before going to bed, otherwise she would have a splitting headache when she woke up tomorrow morning.
…
In the hall.
Yuan Suijun was still fighting with Su Yueling.
Su Yueling, whose mouth was covered, was obviously very unhappy. She stretched out her hand to scratch Yuan Suijun. If Yuan Suijun hadn't been able to dodge quickly, he would have left a scratch on his neck.
The younger brothers and sisters all retreated, and Yuan Suijun let go of his hand.
Su Yueling was very angry, "I want to send you back!"
Not only did he not know how to sing Shiba Mo, but he actually stopped her when she wanted to teach him? This time the Cowherd is not good, he only has one face.
However, she didn't quite remember the specific lyrics of Shiba Mo. After all, she had only listened to it once and only remembered three or four lines.
"It doesn't matter how handsome you are, I'm going to give you a bad review!"
Although Yuan Suijun didn't understand the meaning of the words that came out of Su Yueling's mouth, he didn't care too much about a drunkard. He was more concerned about another issue...
He asked: "Who taught you to sing that tune just now?"
Su Yueling has always been simple and easy to coax, maybe she really doesn't think there is a problem with this song.
"Yao Yao, my good friend."
Very good, Yaoyao?
Yuan Suijun silently wrote down the name. He asked in a coaxing tone: "Are you sleepy? If you are, how about you go and rest first?"
Su Yueling shook her head like a rattle, "I'm not sleepy, I haven't watched the show yet."
She looked at Yuan Suijun and frowned, "You can't sing even if you're eighteen years old? Then what can you do?"
Yuan Suijun said: "I have dabbled in music, chess, calligraphy and painting."
"Oh oh oh, do you know how to draw pornographic pictures?"
What is the little yellow picture? Is it drawn with yellow drawings?
Seeing that Yuan Suijun didn't say a word, Su Yueling assumed that he didn't know how to do it, and said in a disgusting tone, "You can't do this, you can't do that, so what's the use of you? You know how to do the most basic pole dance, right?"
Yuan Suijun continued to remain silent.
Su Yue's spirit exploded! It was the first time she asked her friend to order Cowherd out of curiosity, but the result was that the business was so bad.
"Okay, then I won't embarrass you. I'll choose the simplest and most basic one for you, and you can tie it with a cherry knot, right?"
cherry?
No, it should be plum cherry.
Yuan Suijun remembered that this is a kind of wild fruit that usually grows on hillsides and in forests. It tastes sour and sweet. But now is not the season when cherry cherries are ripe.
"There are no hairy cherries here." He paused, "Should we use the stems of hairy cherries to tie the knots? This shouldn't be difficult."
If she wants to see it, when the fruits mature next year, someone can go into the mountains to pick some and tie them for her to see.
Su Yueling looked shocked, "You actually think it's not difficult to tie a cherry knot?" Is this the Cowherd's strength?
She secretly tried many times at home, but never succeeded. Damn it!
This is undoubtedly a provocation to Su Yueling, who wants to be the best in everything she does.
"The stems of hairy cherries are very long and easy to tie."
"How easy it is! Tying a tongue tie is not easy at all!"
Isn’t this Cowherd too Versailles?
Tongue-tied?
Although Yuan Suijun knew that Su Yueling's ideas were often extremely wild and unconstrained, it was one thing to know it and another thing to face it himself.
"Why do you have to use a tongue tie? Is this important?"
"Of course! Haven't you heard of it?" Su Yueling still had a hazy look on her face. Her drunken state made her a little more charming and charming than usual. She said in a long voice, "I heard that people are good at tying cherries.
, very kissable.”
Very kissable.
Su Yueling said this because she wanted to kiss him? How unbecoming is this!
There seemed to be thunder in Yuan Suijun's ears, which made his ears roar and heat surged up. Even without touching it, he could guess that his face must be very red now.
On the other side, Su Yueling was sleepy after such a scene.
With a bang, she hit her head on the table, closed her eyes, and fell asleep. Fortunately, Yuan Baoshu and the others had already cleared away the dishes and chopsticks, and wiped the table, otherwise they might not have made a mess.
But her forehead was red because she hit the table.
But Su Yueling, who was already asleep, didn't notice anything.
Yuan Suijun came back to his senses because of her voice. He looked at the sleeping Su Yueling with a complicated expression. Reason reminded her that Su Yueling was drunk now and should not take anything she said seriously, but his eyes still fell unconsciously.
On her lips, which are as delicate as rose petals, you can still see faint lip beads, and the beautiful lip line makes people have the urge to kiss her.
Yuan Suijun looked away. Taking advantage of someone's danger is what a villain does. If he attacks Su Yueling, even he will despise him.
However, if Su Yueling lay like this, she would probably have a stiff neck when she got up the next day. Given her personality, she might have tears in her eyes. She was always the most delicate and could not bear the slightest grievance.
Yuan Suijun sighed, called Xiaoqiao and Shengnan to come in, and asked them to send Su Yueling to the room to rest. Xiaoqiao was very strong and picked up Su Yueling very easily.
Yuan Suijun ordered them: "Get hot water to wipe her face later, and then feed her hangover soup."
Xiaoqiao nodded, they knew this without the master having to tell them.
Yuan Suijun lost his mood to stay up late, so he got up and went to the study to read, so that he would not think about these things.
…
Su Yueling was so drunk that she slept until midnight the next day.
She had a good night's sleep and had almost no dreams.
Speaking of which, was she drunk yesterday?
[System, did I drink too much last night? Why do I feel like I am disconnected? I must have a good drink, right?]
【hehe.】
I don’t know why, but the system’s laughter sounds particularly sinister.
The next second, the system started to play a video. The video was in fast forward mode and directly played everything that happened when Su Yueling was drunk.
At this moment, Su Yueling finally realized the feeling of social death.
Is her wine quality so bad?
No, this is not her, she must have been taken away by the system at that time!
Unwilling to accept this fact, Su Yueling began to rummage through the mall.
After a few seconds, her furious voice sounded.
"What a rubbish system! There is no medicine that can cause amnesia!!"