Chapter 34 The on-the-spot performance of this script is too old-fashioned
"Is this weird? This network is not mine, so of course I can't open it." Zhou Xing said truthfully.
Later, Zhou Xing patiently began to reason with the little cat demon: "You took the initiative to ask me to save you. I thought you had a way to break the net, so I just had to do it. Since you don't know how to break the net,
Why do you think I can save you?"
You should know that Tang Monk traveled west to the foot of Five Elements Mountain to rescue Sun Wukong. Tang Monk actually did not know how to rescue him. Instead, Monkey King taught Tang Monk how to rescue him.
Zhou Xing, like Tang Monk, didn't know how to save the little kitten demon from the trap, but this kitten demon was not Sun Wukong. Alas, Sun Dasheng was indeed unique.
Since you don't know how to break the trap, are you sure that I can rescue you? And you have also sworn to sign a master-servant contract? There is definitely something wrong with this cat's head. I hope that I will not harm my master in the future.
How about understanding this unknown cause and effect as soon as possible today?
Zhou Xing's heart skipped a beat, intending to use his mind to directly obliterate...
"Uh-huh-huh..." The little cat demon's eyes were full of helplessness and expectation.
"Uh-huh-huh..." The kitten demon's cry was sad, weak, and endearing.
Zhou Xing felt that a cat should "meow, meow, meow" as it should, instead of imitating the human "white lotus green tea bitch".
I am really restless and disturbing people for no reason.
"How about I take you away with the trap? My senior sister may have a way to save you!"
"Really? Your senior sister must be very powerful! Just as powerful as my cousin!" The cute cat head spoke the language of human excitement, which was indescribably inconsistent.
cousin?
Zhou Xing finally heard the only word that might be useful from the little cat demon.
"Since your cousin is so powerful, why don't you send a distress signal to her?"
Zhou Xing was certain that there must be a specific way of communication between these cats and monsters. After all, ordinary animals also have their own unique ways of transmitting messages.
"I sent it! But...my cousin never came to save me! Maybe...she herself is in some trouble..." The little cat demon looked very depressed, and seemed to be even lower than before.
"It's not a good place to stay here for a long time. I'll take you away first. Tell me all the stories between you and your cousin. Maybe I can help you find your cousin."
Zhou Xing put the net on his shoulders and left with his sword.
I don't know if it was the net that was too heavy or the kitten demon that was too heavy. Zhou Xing felt that he couldn't carry it for a few seconds, so he threw the net and the cute little cat inside on the sword, and stepped on it very considerately.
Use the net to prevent the little kitten from falling from the air and dying.
The first time he rode the master's flying sword, he almost fell and died. The master pitied the life of his apprentice, a tool man, and generously taught him the art of sword control. After learning how to control the sword, he was excited alone for a long time.
The flying sword under his feet is one of the master's relics. However, it is not the two flying swords commonly used by the master. The grade is not too high, so it is more suitable for him to use.
"Now hurry up and tell me about your cousin. When you see my senior sister, you have to shut up and just be a cute pet that can't talk. If you want to talk, you can only meow.
Call a few times, my senior sister is kind-hearted and will definitely save you! Well, if you find a way to spit out your demon elixir to me as soon as possible, if my senior sister discovers that you can transform into a human, then you will be in misery."
"Why?" The little cute cat obviously didn't understand what Zhou Xing meant by what he said.
"Where do they come from and why are there so many? Just remember to do what the master says! Tell me about your cousin!"
The cute little cat felt aggrieved and was stepped on by its owner. Without saying anything, she asked why but was rejected by the "owner". What a miserable life for a cat!
Ah! I am a noble princess, why do I need a "master"?
Why is this so?
If I had not listened to my cousin and sneaked to the lower world with her, would there not have been any "why"?
"嘤嘤嘤..."
"Meow meow meow……"
"No need to meow meow meow now, I don't understand. Hurry up and speak human language! Tell me clearly about you and your cousin! No! Tell me everything about your family's cats! To make a long story short, try to tell as much as possible about the reasons for going out and the reasons for going out.
I got caught later!"
"Oh... the story is very long, so I'll just tell you the important things!" The little cute cat noticed the "master"'s displeasure, thought about it, and quickly followed the "master's" instructions, using her unique soft and cute voice.
Wei Lai said: "My cousin and I come from Baiqiu, which is the divine domain of our Nine-Life Tmall Clan. I have never left Baiqiu, but my cousin once went to the lower realm to experience. She said that the lower realm is very prosperous and interesting, and whiter than us.
Bai Qiu is even more beautiful. She said it many times. In fact, I have been tempted for a long time, but I have never dared to leave Bai Qiu because my brothers said that the lower world is very dangerous! Moreover, my father, queen and mother have warned me that before I have the ability to protect myself,
You can’t leave Baiqiu…”
Zhou Xing saw that the little cute cat said too many words in one breath and continued to organize his words while panting, so he said casually: "There is a nine-fate cat in Baiqiu, is there a nine-tailed celestial fox in Qingqiu?"
The little cute cat was obviously surprised, and its watery blue eyes widened: "How do you know? However, I have never been to Qingqiu. My cousin has been, and she said that the nine-tailed fox in Qingqiu is very special.
He was very hospitable and gave her a lot of jade and colorful sky stones. She was embarrassed to accept the gifts, so she gave Qingqiu Fox Lord and Di Ji a gift of our Baiqiu specialty night pearl..."
Zhou Xing said with a smile on his face: "I also know that the Nine-tailed Sky Fox Lord of Qingqiu's surname is Bai, and the surname of your Nine-Life Tmall Cat Lord is Qing!"
The little cute cat was even more surprised, and stammered: "You, you, you...you even know this?"
"If I don't even know this, how can I be your master?" Zhou Xing said with a smile.
Sample! This cute little cat is playing the White Lotus Green Tea Bitch reciting her lines and pretending to be cool again, right? What a coincidence! I know the lines of this drama!
Ye Hua: There is no difference whether it is Qingqiu Baiqian or Baiqiu Qingqian, as long as you get married.
Did she put herself into the role of Princess Baiqiu and couldn't get out? Unfortunately, the plot was improvised and the routine was too cliché. Who would believe such clichéd jokes nowadays?
Please, to be an actor, you must have an innovative spirit that keeps pace with the times!
"So, hurry up and tell the truth! Stop talking nonsense!" Zhou Xing no longer had the intention to continue chattering with the cute cat, urging her to get to the point.
The little cute cat was obviously frightened. It looked at Zhou Xing with a cat-like face and was horrified. It quickly lowered its head and continued trembling: "My cousin said that as long as I use my life essence and blood to make a puppet and stay in Baiqiu, my father, queen, mother, and brothers will
You won’t find me sneaking out..."
Zhou Xing secretly thought: So, even if you die in the lower world, your parents and brothers will not know about it easily! Is this labeling your cousin as a white lotus green tea bitch?