In the eyes of people in the officialdom, it is an honor to be the prince's chaperone, but in fact it is very uncomfortable.
Oh? Why do you say that?
There is no other reason than that there are too many rules in the palace, and they are complicated and beyond the reach of ordinary children.
As everyone knows, the palace is a place that pays attention to rules and etiquette. It requires you to stand and sit in a proper posture. Even if you fart, you must also pay attention to whether the occasion is appropriate. If you do something inappropriate, you will be severely punished accordingly.
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From this it can be seen that reading to the prince is not a job that is as free as a fairy.
The rules are complicated and complicated, and sometimes you get bullied and criticized.
Even so, the nobles from all sides still sharpened their heads and wanted to get in. The purpose is to stand out one day in the future.
These people are quite open-minded.
Even if the companion is angry, it is better than those miserable people who become father-in-law after castration, right?
Therefore, as a human being, you must be content!
As the old saying goes, a thousand-year road turns into a river, and a daughter-in-law who has been married for many years becomes a mother-in-law. Once the prince grows up and gains power, the end of all hardships will be easy.
However, the discomfort mentioned above did not happen to Qi Xiao.
He comes in and out very freely, goes his own way, and walks around the palace as if he were in his own home, without any restraint or discomfort.
As for the so-called etiquette and rules, they are just empty slogans.
So casual?
Yes!
But the problem is that no one dares to speak harshly.
Of course, this is all the result of Queen Su's secret connivance, otherwise, this child would have been returned long ago.
This kind of connivance directly encourages "unhealthy trends".
Qi Xiao, who lost his restraint, began to act more and more unscrupulously.
In the morning, he read a book for a while and accompanied the prince Li Hongyu to brag and talk nonsense; in the afternoon, he mainly enjoyed delicious food, including afternoon tea and snacks.
Every day, when the sun had just set to the west, he would leave early for various reasons.
The prince asked: My brother, where do you want to go?
Qi Xiao replied: These days, brother, I have gotten to know a few people nicknamed the Fourth Young Masters of Beijing. Later, I saw that they were righteous, so I took them as my younger brothers. You think, as the most prestigious leader, how can I not invite them?
Do you guys want to have a meal?
Is this the legendary Jianghu?
It’s so interesting!
Li Hongyu's eyes flashed when he heard this, and his eyes were full of longing.
However, although he dared to play around in the palace, he did not dare to run out of the palace to play around. In this case, he could only watch his brother sighing helplessly.
On this day, Qi Xiao said goodbye to his horseman Li Hongyu as usual and prepared to go out of the palace to socialize.
But who would have thought that as soon as he walked out of the harem door, he met His Majesty the Emperor coming towards him.
According to the rules, when you see the emperor, you must pay a big courtesy.
However, Qi Xiao was worried that those showpieces would waste his precious time, so he chose to deliberately avoid them as if he didn't pay attention.
It means, we didn’t see it!
Since you didn’t see it, don’t you need to salute?
But, how to avoid it without noticing?
Hey!
Got an idea!
I saw him trotting all the way, moving to the side of the road with a bang, and then he took off his pants and started watering a flower and grass.
Since his back was turned to the emperor, he seemed not to be paying attention in his posture, and his face was taken advantage of.
However, how did Qi Xiao know that his move had constituted a serious breach of royal etiquette!
However, the emperor chose to turn a blind eye and not care about it for the sake of his father's sake.
There is no other way. Is it possible that you really want to give this kid a slap in the face regardless of your own identity?
Then it becomes a joke.
So, the emperor suppressed his anger, pressed his hand, and stopped the dragon chariot he was riding in.
Then, she waited patiently there for him to finish urinating.
As a result, Qi Xiao felt a little uncomfortable.
While holding the faucet, he kept peeking out of the corner of his eyes, only to find that the man in yellow clothes had never left.
I said, do you really like watching people make noises?
If you have something good to see, it’s not like you don’t have it!
Qi Xiao despised this very much.
However, the little brother's savings space is always limited, and it is impossible to keep flowing. In about ten seconds, the reservoir will begin to run out.
After emptying out, he had to turn his face.
"Huh? Have you finished peeing?"
"Uh...yes..."
"Now that your three urgent needs are solved, come and talk to me for a while."
say?
This is not good!
My aunt once specially told me not to get too close to the emperor, and not to tell the truth as if I trust him, otherwise, I may cause unforeseen disasters due to my unbridled speech.
In view of this, Qi Xiao declined politely and said: "Reporting to Your Majesty, I am unbearably hungry and can't wait to go home for dinner. If I chat with you for a while, I'm sure I will faint from hunger."
I said, how can you, this kid, talk?
It seems like how poor my palace is!
If I can't even take care of your meal, is it still called an imperial family?
If these words spread, wouldn't it damage my wisdom?
Thinking of this, the emperor made a decisive decision.
"Come here, please order the master of the royal kitchen to prepare a feast for this child to satisfy his hunger!"
"Here!"
ah!!
When Qi Xiao heard this, he was shocked and stunned.
Tsk tsk, I just said it casually, why are you so serious?
"Why are you still standing there? Come with me!"
"Ah...where to go?"
"Dinner!"
"oh……"
Regardless of whether Qi Xiao wanted to or not, in the end, he followed the emperor's dragon chariot to the Hall of Mental Cultivation.
Sure enough, as soon as he entered the door, a large table of delicious food was laid out.
"Eat quickly!"
"Thank you for your grace!"
"snort……"
The emperor drank wine and Qi Xiao drank tea. The two of them, one big and one small, sat up and down with the courtesy of a monarch and his ministers, which made people laugh.
yes!
Who has ever seen a dignified king of a country entertain such a long-toothed boy like him?
While Qi Xiao was eating, he secretly observed the emperor's color.
He carefully discovered that the Holy Emperor hesitated to speak at least five times, but fortunately, these five times were brought to pass by his voracious appearance.
Looking at him like this, could he be trying to trick me?
Thinking of this, Qi Xiao's vigilance suddenly increased!
what to do?
The best way is not to leave the emperor any opportunity to speak.
"Your Majesty, why is such a delicious meal lacking only singing and dancing?"
"Ahem!"
This question shocked the emperor.
You kid, how old are you now that you already know how to appreciate singing and dancing?
How could I, Qi Aiqing, the most powerful person in the imperial court, teach an unlearned and incompetent person like you?
Fun, fooling around, hating poetry and books, loving singing and dancing, and actually spending a lot of money!
Isn't this a proper prodigal playboy?
How can a person like this be the prince's companion?
The emperor grinded his teeth angrily, and finally choked out a sentence, "That's fine, I'll satisfy you. Come on, please sing and dance to entertain me!"
"Here!"
When the singing and dancing starts, it becomes a little inconvenient to talk.
Can't hear clearly!
Looking at Qi Xiao, he actually seemed to be appreciating it very knowingly. He was only looking at the graceful figures of the dancers, but he didn't notice the seriousness on His Majesty's dark face.
The emperor sighed quietly and thought to himself: What a good boy, how dare you ignore me!
Today, I just want to compete with you. After the song and dance performance is over, let’s see how I will settle the score with you!
