But as soon as he agreed to her, Han Du regretted it. Where would he go to write a masterpiece similar to Journey to the West? For several days in a row, besides going to Jiaofangsi, Han Du locked himself in his room when he returned home.
He was thinking hard, but how could a masterpiece be written just by thinking hard? After holding it in for several days, Han Du couldn't even hold back a single word. He got absolutely nothing in these days.
Han Du, who couldn't think of anything to write, sat on the chair and sighed. How could he have met such a girl, who was so energetic? If he didn't give her an explanation, she would probably pester him endlessly.
Full of energy?
Han Du suddenly thought of a way to consume the girl's energy. Thinking that he was exhausted from being tortured by it and his hair was thinning a lot, Han Du silently praised himself in his heart.
No matter how energetic a girl is, she will only be exhausted in front of this big killer weapon.
Han Du turned over and sat up, studying furiously at his desk. Within a few days, he had written down the general content of mathematics from grades one to six in elementary school. Don’t expect Han Du to write it down from memory unchanged. Han Du just followed the instructions.
Subtraction, multiplication, and division, as well as linear equations of one variable, linear equations of two variables, etc. are written in sequence. In terms of step-by-step readability, it is naturally not as good as the original textbook, but in terms of the scalp-numbing effect, it is definitely a bargain.
of.
Aren’t you full of energy? If I don’t let you blow out a few handfuls of your hair, I won’t be your brother!
Han Du looked at the completed mathematics textbook with great pride. There is a saying that goes well. If you want your niece to thank you, you should give her a red envelope of 500 yuan; if you want her to thank your eight generations of ancestors, you should give her 500 yuan.
All the red envelopes she received were bought as winter vacation homework for her.
Han Du thought about it with a proud smile on his face. The girl will definitely thank me very much. After all, this is not as simple as a few winter vacation homeworks. Winter vacation homework only hurts the child for one month, but this thing can hurt the child for six years.
ah!
Moreover, Han Du also wrote down all the crazy topics from that year in it. When the girl sees it, she will definitely be out of body and feel so happy.
Han Du took the textbook and giggled "hehe" all the way to find Miss Jingyun.
From a distance, he saw the girl sitting boredly on the patio, twiddling her fingers listlessly. Han Du rubbed his face excitedly a few times before his expression returned to his usual appearance.
After a few steps, he came to the girl's side. Seeing that the girl ignored him, Han Du coughed twice and asked, "What are you doing?"
Han Jingyun turned his head and glanced sideways at Han Du, then turned back and muttered: "Brother, you should go and think about how to find a book for me to read, and don't bother me."
"Ahem, that girl, I have a book here..."
Before Han Du could finish speaking, Jing Yun stood up in excitement, looked at Han Du expectantly, and asked, "Really? Show me quickly."
After saying that, he stretched out his hand toward Han Du.
Han Du blocked her hand back and said: "Of course I can give you this book, but as a brother, I have something to say first. Although this book is interesting, it may not be suitable for you. If you can't read it, you can't blame me."
Some things are better to be settled in three chapters first. Otherwise, if the girl doesn't understand and comes to you again, wouldn't it be endless?
After hearing this, Han Jingyun retracted his outstretched hand as if he was electrocuted. He looked at Han Du suspiciously and asked, "Brother, you won't just take out a book and try to deal with me, right?"
"How, how could it be possible?" Han Du laughed dryly, patted his chest and said, "I promise, brother, if you read it, this book will be the most interesting."
Yes, mathematics is indeed the most interesting. Didn't someone say that mathematics is an interesting language? Who said this? I can't remember, whoever said it. Anyway, Han Du has never thought of mathematics.
It was interesting, but if you want to fool girls, then of course you should say whatever sounds nice.
"Okay," Han Jingyun's eyes clearly showed a look of disbelief in her elder brother, but her days were indeed boring and uncomfortable. With the mentality of giving it a try, she reached out to Han Du, "What kind of book is it?"
, show it to me."
Han Du immediately smiled and held the book in his hands, offering it to him gently.
Sister Jingyun took the book, pointed to the two big words on the cover, and asked: "Mathematics? What does this mean?"
"It means arithmetic." Han Du explained with a smile.
Sister Jingyun suddenly looked disgusted and was about to return the book to Han Du, "Then it's almost the same as Jiu Zhang arithmetic?"
Han Du was about to succeed. Where could he ask the girl to return the book? He immediately explained solemnly, "No, it's much worse. I mean the arithmetic in Chapter Nine is much worse than this mathematics. It's not even suitable for carrying shoes."
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"Really?" Sister Jingyun didn't believe it and took the book back suspiciously. She was doubtful and prepared to take a look first. If it was really like what the elder brother said, she would keep it.
Opening the book, Han Jingyun burst into laughter, pointed at the numbers on the book, and said, "So, brother, these are the things you use to write letters."
When Han Du heard this, his face looked a little ugly, and he said in a deep voice: "Why are you peeking at my letters for nothing? Don't be so curious if you have nothing to do."
"What about you? You have to be secretive when writing a letter. To be honest, brother, are you writing to Princess Anqing? Can she understand it?"
Seeing the girl curiously poking her head over, Han Du pushed her away in disgust and said: "You should just read your book, why do you care so much? And this is charcoal, it is used like this, you use this
It’s easier to write numbers than a brush.”
Now, almost everyone knows about Han Du and Princess Anqing, and naturally, Sister Jingyun also knows about it. But even if everyone knows about it, Han Du has no obligation to explain to her.
After bringing the girl into the pit, Han Du didn't care.
The girl threw herself into the fight with the numbers, and Han Du suddenly felt that his world was suddenly clear. Moreover, he could see the girl's frown from time to time, which was really pleasing to the eye.
But within a few days, the energetic girl found Han Du. She smiled and said, "That math is quite interesting. Is there any more, brother?"
What does the following mean?
Han Du didn't understand very well. He looked at the girl blankly and asked doubtfully: "That math book has a lot of content. Sister, you have to read it slowly. Of course there will be more later, but after you finish reading it, for brother
How about I give it to you again?"
Sister Jingyun licked her ears, smiled slightly, and said, "Brother, please give me the last one. I've already finished reading that book."